Good evening, Gotham rats!

I would just like to wish a happy, smile-filled birthday to my dear Harleen Quinzel. And I want to give her the biggest celebration possible! That's why I've just gotten back from an extensive string of robberies to procure countless wonderful gifts. Next, as perhaps my greatest present to her, I think I'll bump off a few people she doesn't care for! Hoohoohoohoohoohoo!

And anyone who doesn't smile on my darling's birthday will have a smile added to their face...manually! ah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!