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Sentenced To Barry Manilow


Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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Barry Manilow's "I Write the Songs" may begin with the line, "I've been alive forever,'" but for noise ordinance violators, listening to Manilow may feel like forever.

 

Fort Lupton Municipal Judge Paul Sacco says his novel punishment of forcing noise violators to listen to music they don't like for one hour has cut down on the number of repeat offenders in this northwestern Colorado prairie town.

 

About four times a year, those guilty of noise ordinance violations are required to sit in a room and listen to music from the likes of Manilow, Barney the Dinosaur, and The Platters' crooning "Only You"

 

"These people should have to listen to music they don't like," said Judge Paul Sacco for a segment about the program that aired Friday on Denver's KUSA-TV.

 

Sacco began the program years ago when he noticed that many of the repeat offenders simply showed up at his courtroom to pay their fine with cash.

 

"Most kids don't want to hear somebody like Glenn Close trying to sing opera," he said.

 

Video of a recent class showed teenagers with long faces shifting in their seats or looking up at the ceiling.

 

"You can't fall asleep," said teenager Rueben Fuentes right before letting out a bit of a sigh.

 

Members of a garage band were at the class after playing music late at night in their backyard.

 

"The cop station was two blocks away," said band member Robert Mort. "People who were at the party loved it. I'm not sure the cops did."

 

"Too much music, too loud, too late," added band member Harrison DeRuiter.

 

So what does Sacco think of Barry Manilow?

 

"I actually don't think Manilow's too bad," he said.

 

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I feel so sorry for those kids. D=

 

 

Turakii

 

P.S. I'm mainly posting this because people say I should blog more. If you find this entry uninteresting, feel free to suggest something more enjoyable for a future entry.

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About four times a year, those guilty of noise ordinance violations are required to sit in a room and listen to music from the likes of Manilow, Barney the Dinosaur, and The Platters' crooning "Only You"

 

Epic win for the judge :P

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This entry was, actually, quite interesting. :D

 

What an unusual tactic... but it worked. :P

He should force them to listen to Leonard Nimoy. There's one that can incapacitate. :P

 

Nothin' to blog about? Compare cheeses. :P

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It's interesting to note that Perry Como's last name is the first four letters of the word comotose. (That's one that could be torture to some.)

 

I think I've heard about this somewhere before. Not sure where, though.

 

For ideas of another blog entry... how about those creepy ads that come in here on BZP?

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Listen, Turaks. If I, one of the most boring people ever, can blog multiple times a day about pretty much anything, you can too.

 

Fangirlism, in your case, is a good starting point. Just make entries dedicated to awesome stuff.

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He really is. Yay Copacabana?

...Kopaka Banana? XD

 

Wait! That's it! Make a blog entry about Kopaka Bananas! :P

 

I'm bananas... XD

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I actually found this kinda funny. :unsure:

 

You should find something really funny, like the "Why Pay Less?" post you made a while ago. That was pretty good.

 

~ :t: :a: :r: :k: :a: :n: :a:

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I wonder if they have to listen to, say, Rick Astley or something like that...

 

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down...

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I'd suggest using "It's A Small World After All", but that's probably a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

 

EVIL. My torture would be freaking disney music. It burns, it BURNS.

Anything disney related is like napalm on my frontal lobe AND cerebral cortex.

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I'd suggest using "It's A Small World After All", but that's probably a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

 

EVIL. My torture would be freaking disney music. It burns, it BURNS.

Anything disney related is like napalm on my frontal lobe AND cerebral cortex.

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BtB

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