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Dear Santa...


Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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Dear Mr. Santa,

 

This year for Christmas, I couldn't think of very much I wanted. However, I didn't want to disappoint you by sending in a blank list, so I thought long and hard and came up with a few things.

 

To start small, I want a medieval-era stone castle. If it would be possible to quietly switch it with our house during the night of Christmas Eve (though without waking us up, of course), it would be much appreciated.

 

Also, I would like a couple accessories to go with it -- woven tapestries, servants, and a handsome prince (preferrably blond) within walking distance. Is it possible for these to be gift-wrapped?

 

If the prince isn't available, I wouldn't mind a herd of sparkling purple ponies with wings, and their matching pink stable instead. If they don't fit down the chimney, I'd be happy to leave the front door open.

 

Finally, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, I want the moon. :)

 

 

 

Turakii

 

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You want the moon?? Don't bring it down to the planet, or it'll be Sernpidal all over again! Hide your Wookiees![/color]

Uh, is that a star wars reference?

'cause I don't get it.

And wookiees are in star wars...

It's Star Wars. Sernpidal was destroyed by it's own moon colliding into it, and a certain Wookiee failed to survive... *sniff*

Indeed, indeed. How very unfortunate.

 

- :f: :flagcanada:

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You want the moon?? Don't bring it down to the planet, or it'll be Sernpidal all over again! Hide your Wookiees!

Uh, is that a star wars reference?

'cause I don't get it.

And wookiees are in star wars...

It's Star Wars. Sernpidal was destroyed by it's own moon colliding into it, and a certain Wookiee failed to survive... *sniff*

Indeed, indeed. How very unfortunate.

 

- :f: :flagcanada:

Hmm... I know! I'll ask Santa to bring Chewie back! :P

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No, the only moon-dropping reference you must use is Gurren-Lagann! Away with your bblasphemous LoZ's and Star Wars! Away, I say!

I haven't even a clue what you're talking about, so it must be inferior to Star Wars.

 

DO NOT DENY CHEWIE'S AWESOMENESS, OR YOU SHALL PERISH.

 

:P

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Even you can't get these for Christmas, Turakii.... :P

 

-Jordboy1 :miru:

If Turakii wants it, trust me, her Waffle will find a way.

 

True Love > Chuck Norris

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

I have found a way. =D

But I'm not telling anyone because they'd probably steal my idea and give her these amazing gifts themselves!

And then I'd have to kill them.

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yeah, your list is nowhere near as big as mine!

MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST

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...Yeah. Still working on that.

but how will Turakii get the moon to fit in her bedroom?

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Your wishlist is alot like mine,Turakii.Except instead of a castle,I want the Death Star and Darth Vader.That and a million Stormtroopers.

 

So they can destroy your precious moon. >=D

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Even you can't get these for Christmas, Turakii.... :P

 

-Jordboy1 :miru:

 

Try her. :P

 

Even you can't get these for Christmas, Turakii.... :P

 

-Jordboy1 :miru:

If Turakii wants it, trust me, her Waffle will find a way.

 

True Love > Chuck Norris

 

takumasmilie.gifTakuma Nuva:infected:

I have found a way. =D

But I'm not telling anyone because they'd probably steal my idea and give her these amazing gifts themselves!

And then I'd have to kill them.

 

O RLY!? Well, then you better get working, because she will be rather unpleased if you do not give them to her. :P And I (And probablt Turakii, cuz then she couldn't have our...interesting discussions. :P ) would not appreciate that much. :P

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