*is, as seems to be the trend, clueless as to what is going on*

Whar?

-Is lost-

Whar?

 

-Is lost-

Over there.

*gives map*

Whar?

 

-Is lost-

Over there.

 

*gives map*

WE'VE GOT US A MAP

Whar?

 

-Is lost-

Over there.

 

*gives map*

WE'VE GOT US A MAP

TO LEAD US TO A HIDDEN BOX

Whar?

 

-Is lost-

Over there.

 

*gives map*

WE'VE GOT US A MAP

TO LEAD US TO A HIDDEN BOX

THATS ALL LOCKED UP WITH LOCKS!!

Whar?

 

-Is lost-

Over there.

 

*gives map*

WE'VE GOT US A MAP

TO LEAD US TO A HIDDEN BOX

THATS ALL LOCKED UP WITH LOCKS!!

THAT WE MELT OFF WITH FLAMETHROWERS

A MAP.

A MAP THAT HELPS.

That's a new invention.

But of course, one cannot unlock a hidden box without the key of which unlocks the hidden box. And as such, to unlock the hidden box we must first find the key to which it belongs, because there's no sense in someone who goes and finds a hidden box without first finding the key that is to unlock it, because if we find the hidden box, how will we unlock it to find what it really contains without first finding the key that unlocks it?

You people really aren't making progress, or sense for that matter.

-SK

But of course, one cannot unlock a hidden box without the key of which unlocks the hidden box. And as such, to unlock the hidden box we must first find the key to which it belongs, because there's no sense in someone who goes and finds a hidden box without first finding the key that is to unlock it, because if we find the hidden box, how will we unlock it to find what it really contains without first finding the key that unlocks it?

 

You people really aren't making progress, or sense for that matter.

 

-SK

Ah, but when we burst open the alleged box, we shall find that it is full of precious booty, to use a cultural term for treasure. Our efforts upon the box shall prove to be worth the strain upon our bodies and minds, and so we will say something along the lines of, "Hooray!"

I don't get it...

But of course, we must then find weapons of our own because what is a fight without both sides wielding weapons? A fight in which one side has no weapons present may be a fight in which no weapons may be fired, thrown, or smashed upon another. Because without weapons, we are no match for their weapons, so we must get some weapons of our own if we ever want to stand a chance against their weapons, because their weapons are strong. They have staffies. Staffie weapons are the worst weapons to be up against without weapons of your own, so weapons of our own are required to fight back the attacks of their weapons, because what sense is there in attacking that of which holds what the key unlocks, which is the building guarded by men with weapons. So, I conclude that to fight their weapons, we need to get weapons of our own, specifically strongly built weapons, so that we are able to fight back the attacks of their weapons with our weapons.

You guys still aren't making useful progress, or sense.

Maybe even less sense than there is useful progress.