In Soviet Russia, Billy Mays buys from you?

No it would be something like "In Soviet Russia, Billy Mays still screams at you."

XD

I like that better.

Billy Mays once yelled so loud he became a meme

Billy Mays-- apply directly to the ears! Billy Mays-- apply directly to the ears! Billy Mays-- apply directly to the ears!

~EW~

Billy May's screamed so loud he was asked to become an opera singer.

Billy Mays can sell you anything.

ANYTHING

Billy Mays - not the mutant Lohrak - was the one to create the Sonic Entity.

Power Scream Rahkshi don't have a Kraata inside them. Just Billy Mays.

Billy Mays doesn't need an oven. The hot air from his shouting is enough to cook his food.

Billy Mays is a pretty cool guy, he screams and doesn't afraid of anything. B)

Billy Mays can be heard loudly, clearly and distinctly at a Who concert.

What?

Billy Mays' tears are actually Oxi-Clean. B)

-Paul

Billy mays jokes are only known because chuck norris jokes are on vacation.

--Ak

Billy Mays once screamed so loud, he had to use mighty putty to cover up his mouth.

I guess I brought this upon myself.

I'll go make the official blog entry, complete with all of these and more.

Though I won't put the BIONICLE-related ones.

Wow, what happend to Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel Jokes?

Wow, what happend to Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel Jokes?

I happened.

Here's the official entry.

Wow, what happend to Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel Jokes?

I happened.

 

Here's the official entry.

… the heck?