Billy Mays Facts
Under Billy Mays' beard, there is just another set of vocal cords.
Billy Mays once screamed so loud, the soundwaves broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart.
Billy Mays can order a Whopper at McDonalds, but only because he yells so loud that the employees run across the street to Burger King and buy one for him.
Billy Mays is payed by the decibel. He makes millions.
Billy Mays has never actually had to use Oxy-Clean; he just yells at the stain, and it will disintegrate. Along with the shirt.
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