I Made An Entry. Random Bits Entry posted by Arpy September 6, 2009 388 views Share More sharing options... Followers 0 I bought a laptop.I'm on a boat.I'm going to write a novel.I'm growing a moustache.I might have a girlfriend.I went to an ex-coworker's quinceañera and it was awesome.And I leave it to you to guess which of the above is false.
Phyoohrii Posted September 6, 2009 Clearly the moustache one. All moes should only be grown in Movember. Seriously. Quote Link to comment
Bundalings Posted September 6, 2009 The likelihood of Arpy being on a boat is quite low. ~Bunda Quote Link to comment
Kiotu Posted September 6, 2009 Looked at your profile and it says you're 17. Having a quinceañera means friend's 15 or something. But being on a boat at the same time as typing a blahg entry seems much more unlikely. Do you have internet out there? -K Quote Link to comment
Neaku Posted September 6, 2009 My sister just bought a laptop so desktop to my room. > And I agree with Taka. Quote Link to comment
ChocolateFrogs Posted September 6, 2009 I hope you're not on a boat. That song is so annoying. (And I don't see how you can like it.) I think the thing that is false is leading us on to believe that something is false. -CF Quote Link to comment
Arpy Posted September 7, 2009 Clearly the moustache one. All moes should only be grown in Movember. Seriously. No, that's when I'm writing the novel. The likelihood of Arpy being on a boat is quite low. ~Bunda But the ocean is just right there, dude! Looked at your profile and it says you're 17. Having a quinceañera means friend's 15 or something. But being on a boat at the same time as typing a blahg entry seems much more unlikely. Do you have internet out there? -K 16, in this case. And it's not like I can't have friends that aren't my age. "I Made An Entry." Obviously false. I hope you're not on a boat. That song is so annoying. (And I don't see how you can like it.) I think the thing that is false is leading us on to believe that something is false. -CF I never said I liked it. Actually, I haven't heard it so I dunno. And no, one of those statements is false. Quote Link to comment
Taka-Tahu-Nuva Posted September 8, 2009 "I Made An Entry." Obviously false. But... just think about it, everything fits so perfectly! The other day, you were surfing the web when suddenly your computer crashed. You decide you need to buy a new laptop. On the way back from Office Depot you pass by a bookstore. All these colorful books, for reasons unclear even to you, inspire you to write a futuristic sci-fi novel. Unfortunately, you become so excited thinking about the plot of your novel that you accidentally drop your shiny new laptop on the ground, breaking it. You start to cry, and a girl (who just happened to be there) offers you a tissue to wipe the tears. She makes a comment about your funny-looking mustache. You laugh. You find out the laptop is still working somewhat, and you become happy again. The girl says that she's late to her sister's quinceañera, and you find out her sister used to be your coworker. You say you'll be happy to give her a ride there, but unfortunately, the sister lives halfway across the world. Panicking, you steal someone's boat. You two somehow manage to get there on time, and after the quinceañera (which turned out to be awesome) is over, you go back to the boat and the girl writes this blog entry. Thus you writing the entry is false. (...That's exactly what happened, right?) Quote Link to comment
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted September 8, 2009 The last one is false. To have a (legal) job, and thus be someone's co-worker, one must be at least sixteen. Quinceañera means the girl was fifteen, and thus could not have a job. Unless you had an illegal job? Quote Link to comment
xccj Posted September 8, 2009 •I'm going to write a novel. That's false. I'm sure you are writing a novel. Quote Link to comment
ChocolateFrogs Posted September 8, 2009 I hope you're not on a boat. That song is so annoying. (And I don't see how you can like it.) I think the thing that is false is leading us on to believe that something is false. -CF I never said I liked it. Actually, I haven't heard it so I dunno. And no, one of those statements is false. Eww. I think that if you actually listened to it you'd stop endorsing it... Please? -CF Quote Link to comment
Arpy Posted September 8, 2009 "I Made An Entry." Obviously false. But... just think about it, everything fits so perfectly! The other day, you were surfing the web when suddenly your computer crashed. You decide you need to buy a new laptop. On the way back from Office Depot you pass by a bookstore. All these colorful books, for reasons unclear even to you, inspire you to write a futuristic sci-fi novel. Unfortunately, you become so excited thinking about the plot of your novel that you accidentally drop your shiny new laptop on the ground, breaking it. You start to cry, and a girl (who just happened to be there) offers you a tissue to wipe the tears. She makes a comment about your funny-looking mustache. You laugh. You find out the laptop is still working somewhat, and you become happy again. The girl says that she's late to her sister's quinceañera, and you find out her sister used to be your coworker. You say you'll be happy to give her a ride there, but unfortunately, the sister lives halfway across the world. Panicking, you steal someone's boat. You two somehow manage to get there on time, and after the quinceañera (which turned out to be awesome) is over, you go back to the boat and the girl writes this blog entry. Thus you writing the entry is false. (...That's exactly what happened, right?) ಠ_ಠ ...Yes. Curse your deductive reasoning! The last one is false. To have a (legal) job, and thus be someone's co-worker, one must be at least sixteen. Quinceañera means the girl was fifteen, and thus could not have a job. Unless you had an illegal job? Well whatever it was, it was for her sixteenth birthday, of this I am assured. And here in WA, you can get a job at fifteen, but the hours are really restricted. •I'm going to write a novel. That's false. I'm sure you are writing a novel. It's languishing. I hope you're not on a boat. That song is so annoying. (And I don't see how you can like it.) I think the thing that is false is leading us on to believe that something is false. -CF I never said I liked it. Actually, I haven't heard it so I dunno. And no, one of those statements is false. Eww. I think that if you actually listened to it you'd stop endorsing it... Please? -CF Purrhaps. Quote Link to comment
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