Mr. President, Black Aliens Are Invading Westopolis
What didja get for Christmas?Whatcha doin' for New Years/Eve?Are you from the internet?Snow or no?Who's your NFL team?And now... Dok's Ladies: Where They Are Now!
- Green Tee: Never broke up with her weenie boyfriend. Still good friends with her and her family. Long over her. Anyway.
- Blue Eyes: I asked her out and she said yes, then texted me the next day saying no. Now dating some guy with huge nostrils. I have no interest in her whatsoever anymore.
- Unattainable Goal: Never really pursued her seriously, because my thing for her was during what I guess you'd call my awkward years. Anyway. Still friends, rarely talk. I understand she's dating like a semi-professional baseball player in his 20s. Lulz.
- Happy Happy Joy Joy: I just ain't into her anymore (haven't been for quite some time). It's like the episode of King of Queens where Deacon's dating that real laughy chick. Blegh. HHJJ is currently courting some creepy 25 or 26 year old. o_O
Sooo... what should we name her?
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