That guy is the new Creed.

please tell me you know who that is.

please for the love of all that is sweet and crunchy Sumiki, please do not tell me you have no idea who that is.

FBI Internet Watch Log, 2/10/10:

-Sumiki Double Posts, Clicks on Harmless Link to Cute Pictures of Cats, Leading to Clutter Popping Up on His Screen- Under Investigation

o_O

OEZ NOEZ TE FEDS HAZ COM 4 U

Now you must go all Jason Bourne on them.

DELETE SYSTEM32

wat

So... does this mean we should better click no links?

DELETE SYSTEM32

Mac equivalent?

FBI Internet Watch Log, 2/10/10:

-Agents have hacked into various BZP accounts to spy on Sumiki. "Kylus" and "Toa Spirit" are leading the investigation. Sumiki's location has been narrowed down to "ur computr, hackin ur softwarez." according to his profile. Calling for reinforcements.