Wild Black Six Appeared!

--------------By: EmperorWhenua, Faux BZPower spokesperson [source: Exo-Fat]

Recently, my informant Exo-Fat told me that Black Six, the notorious Macadamian Murderer, had revealed his name to the Internet world. At first, I was all "Wohahh?" but alas, he gave me a link (See also: Link) to his blog where he addressed a source of this information: BZPower staff member Spink. And since it is a well-known fact that Spink, also known as "Josh," is so awesome he is incapable of lying, I must say he has cited a very trustworthy source.

Ladies and gentlemen of BZPower, I remind you to remain calm and sit this out, and if you have any Macadamians in your house, please contain them in a safe free from electronic mechanizations, for Black Six can hack such technology. Surely this notorious and powerful criminal and figurehead only passed by, however he is so dangerous I must warn you that if you ever see his name in the online users lists, log out immediately and hide under your desk.

I and the rest of the Faux BZPlowah teem will do all we can to assure your safety. Stay tuned for updates as they come.