Yay, it's my birthday, and I even got the authentic topic. (I know it's authentic because it came with a certificate that at least looks official.) I'm not one to normally stand in the spotlight, but for today, I'll let the world revolve around me... metaphorically, of course: it actually revolves around the sun. (Just don't tell my ego: he hates to be corrected.)

I'm reminded of a poem:

Lots of ice cream,

Lots of cake

Lots of antacid

For my stomach's sake.

Send all your warm wishes

Send all your treats

To my local hospital

Addressed to me.

Christmas: It's that one time of year when I can say, "My birthday was three days ago."

My Birthday Wish: A server that works well.

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