Beauty And The Beast
So today I'm rewatching Beauty and the Beast, because I haven't seen it since I was, like, five. And I has comments and questions. 8D
- What if the Beast had fallen in love with Mrs. Potts?
- Was Mrs. Potts a widow?
- If not, then where was her husband? Was he so unimportant a character that they never showed him?
- Was her husband away from the castle when this happened?
- Did he come home at all during that time? How did he feel to discover his beloved wife was a teapot?
- What exactly did that enchantress do to make household objects so pliable as to be able to wave their "arms" and talk?
- A sheep BIT A CHUNK OUT OF HER BOOK.
- Why does Belle take so long to notice the huge crowd of people following her and singing at the tops of their lungs?
- Do the villagers practice regularly to sing in such perfect harmony whenever Belle walks by?
- Gaston points out there are no pictures in her book, but the page she showed the sheep had a lovely illustration of "prince charming." Did the sheep eat that and the rest of the pictures off-camera?
- How DARE Gaston think himself more important than a book. >=O
- Not all creepy, foggy roads are shortcuts.
- No, someone's not there. You're just randomly hearing voices saying, "Maybe if we wait awhile, he'll go away."
- How did the candelabra manage to push people and tap things without setting them on fire?
- All those parts that fell out of Cogsworth when he fell down the stairs might possibly be important...
- How is it physically possible for someone's lips to stretch all the way through a tuba?
- When I was little, I thought "provincial" was a synonym for "boring."
- Whenever the most annoying guy in the village proposes to me, I always run up to the top of a hill and sing amidst the dandelions too.
- How exactly does Mrs. Potts do the dishes when she has no arms?
- Wouldn't it be a little difficult to sound your B's and P's with protruding fangs?
- So here's this poor guy, just hanging out after a long, hard day, when he gets his belt stolen by this short guy and before he can say a word, Gaston snaps it with a flexing of his neck muscles.
- Man, I wish I had my own personal companion to sing me an ego-boost song whenever I'm lacking in self-esteem. ;.;
- How does the candelabra keep relighting himself with his breath?
- Also, how do the various household appliances reach those tall door handles?
- My, the Beast sure knows how to win a girl's heart. Nothing like some nice snarling, growling, and yelling, "EAT DINNER WITH ME!" to show those females how much you care.
- Belle totally dodges the question when she retorts to his, "Well, you shouldn't have been in the west wing!" with, "Well, you should learn to control your temper!"
- Did the inhabitants of the castle turn into these objects or merge with them? Because the castle probably had a stove before the spell was cast... so what happened to it?
- After they're turned back, does the (former) Beast need to purchase a whole new set of kitchenware and furniture?
- THE BEAST REGENERATES.
- But he was waaay cuter as a beast. =(
- And how are little flying cupids supposed to be better than awesome gargoyle statues? Those magic sparkles have a poor decorating sense...
- They need to make a sequel about the adjusting period where all the people in the castle try to get used to not being made out of china/wood/metal.
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