Bad News For The Alphabet
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I'm deeply sorry to report that, at 6:13 PM this eveig, I quite accidetally ad uitetioally misplaced the letter .
It was a worthy letter, ad it deserved the great ame which, after years of toil, fially rested upo its hadsome head. We have search parties out ight ad day, searchig over hill ad dale, over the river ad through the woods, ad, i the cases of the desperate fas, eve uder Lodo Bridge. We are deeply moved by their devotemet to this sigle letter, to this oe out of twety-six. But so far, despite our ever-ceasig efforts, there has bee o sig.
I hate to say this, my frieds, but we are begiig to fear the worst. Our adored letter may ever be seeig the light of day agai. Lost forever i the dark chasms of loely exile, i the shadowy depths of the deepest pit, it may remid for all eterity. May shall mour its everlastig departure.
My sicerest apologies for this clumsy mistake of mie, ad, with the tears of remorse ruig dow my face ad splashig to the keyboard, I hereby solemly vow to ever agai be so careless with a precious letter.
Turakii
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