@Daiker Can you please answer the door for me?

@VTK What did you name your new baby?

Earwax.

--KK17

What is Sumiki's favorite food?

How do you like our new earwax burger?

NOE

WHATEVER YOU DO

DON'T

TOUCH

MY

BACON

Toa Daiker

Is it okay if I run your bacon through the shredder?

your tongue

it's yellow

Toa Daiker

Why are you staring at me like that?

[also finally I get to renew]

IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME

THEN DRINK WATER

TAP WATER

Toa Daiker

DON'T DRINK TAP WATER, IT HAS NASTY STUFF IN IT

FILTERS FTW

@Daiker Can I drink some of your root beer?

@Sumiki Is it true that we're being poisoned/dumbed down/sterilized through our drinking water?

You're killing me!

--KK17

WHAT

Toa Daiker

@KK17 Why am I holding a severed power cable?

@Daiker Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I don't know what to- which one to- There's so many choice- Wait, this one has an arrow, it has a big arrow, and it says best.

Also,

I don't know, he says he wanted an extra medium. And I'm looking at the mediums, and I don't know how to extra it.

Which brand of sticky notes do you want?

What kind of pants did you sell?

monkeys eating bananas while playing golf on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

What organization are you with?

You just answered the phone that never works.

Actually, that was Steve.

What the heck are you talking about? I really have no idea what you're saying.

Yes, as a matter of fact you're right.

You did it. I know you did it. Don't even try to tell me he did it.

AND I COULD OF GONE THROUGH WITH IT, EXCEPT FOR THAT ANNOYING SIR AWESOMENESS MAN AND HIS RHINO EYEBEAMS.

Why is this kid on the phone asking for his mummy?

Martha Washington was the first First Lady, right?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I took the red pill, didn't I?

Who threw the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's choweder?

Were you the one who tried to blow up the moon?