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Something Is Wrong With Me


Sumiki

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Namely, my arm.

 

I've recently discovered my almost superhuman ability to throw as many baseballs as I want without soreness in my arm. I must have thrown three hundred balls, maybe more, in three days. No arm soreness. Not even stiff. :blink:

 

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Don't be expecting me to fight crime in a silly cape defeating all criminals by carefully placed curveballs to the solar plexus, however. :)

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All those in favor of Sumiki fighting crime in a silly cape defeating all criminals by carefully placed curveballs to the solar plexus...

 

-Zik

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Of course we don't expect that.

 

You have to have a wide range of baseball-related attacks! You have to know pressure points! But most importantly, you have to make awful baseball-related and throwing-related puns!

 

"I'm having a ball fighting crime!"

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All those in favor of Sumiki fighting crime in a silly cape defeating all criminals by carefully placed curveballs to the solar plexus...

NAY.

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All those in favor of Sumiki fighting crime in a silly cape defeating all criminals by carefully placed curveballs to the solar plexus...

YESYESYES!

 

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All those in favor of Sumiki fighting crime in a silly cape defeating all criminals by carefully placed curveballs to the solar plexus...

You forgot to add the 'fix'd

Fix'd

 

 

~Unit#phntk#1

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All those in favor of Sumiki fighting crime in a silly cape defeating all criminals by carefully placed curveballs to the solar plexus...

YESYES

Not Fix'd

 

 

~Unit#phntk#1

un-fix'd hehe.png

 

Toa Daiker

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