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Man- Eating Kittens


Shadix

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Alright, so we live on a farm, right? We need to keep the mouse population down, right? So we need barn cats, right? Well, we were at a rabbit show and we see a poster advertising "Free Kittens. 6-months old. Great barn cats. Somewhat on the wild side." So we go and talk with the people, and they kinda hint that the kittens maybe are a little more wild then they said. But we agree anyways, and so when we go grab the kittens out of their car...

 

Let's just say that the Dad would've been in the emergency room if he hadn't been wearing think leather gloves. All three cats bit, scratched and just flat out attacked him. We had to use packing tape to hold the cats in the box [we punched holes for air]. Man, those are EVIL EVIL EVIL cats. :blink:

 

-S

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I was wondering how cats keep moose populations down, but I guess if they will eat people, they could try to attack moose too. :P
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I was wondering how cats keep moose populations down, but I guess if they will eat people, they could try to attack moose too. :P

 

Because cats just love a nice dish of mouse..

 

It's cats like that, I hate....

 

-Zarayna

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It's actually pretty funny to see a cat stalking a mouse from one story up, only to leap down and faceplant pretty hard after it. XD

 

-S

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So it looks like people would rather read about "man, eating kittens" than "man-eating kittens". Thus the value of paying attention to punctuation. ;)

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One of my cats got big as a dog once and would go to the neighbors house and attack their dogs.

 

*Cheering is heard*

 

Go cats!

 

:P

 

-Zarayna

 

 

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