Gentleman of Science

I slapped Hakann around a bit with a HOLY MACKEREL OF DOOM then simply shoved him in a garbage truck before he could give Didonchu the idea to give Hakann the idea to give Didonchu the idea to create the universe. Topped. Epicly.I killed Mata Nui, Makuta, Tren Krom AND Karzahni by creating a super death ray using a few pieces of paper, a ball of rubber, a corroded fence post, 2 cartons of milk and a paperclip.(FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT APPEARS NOT SO FRIENDLY: Hakann, after you top someone in a very creative manner, you must give people something to top.)

I can tame makuta. Topped!I ate an entire island whole and never changed in size.

I killed it again. (mwahahahaha) TOPPED!I was hysterical.

>Break the fourth wall and ask yourself why you have to do what all these crazy people are saying.

I am the champion of every impossible element. TOPPED!I can change my form using the particles from things around me and destroy anything without mentally or physically destroying anything.

Hm.As hardly anyone knew my opinions:I preferred peace.I hated the idea of war, as it was illogical to send troops over and risk endangering our relations with Westarhk.I never bought a weapon, as I wasn't a policematoran or military member, so I felt didn't need one.I had no disagreements with anyone, as far as I know.And finally, I voted for 1 or 2 legislatures, but I felt I needn't vote for more.

ICJunkyard avoided the wall of fire, barely. Once he was away from it, Junky roared at the top of his (non-existant) lungs and bounded towards Nujanii, swinging the Grumpy Hammer.

ICJunkyard was weakened, but not enough to stop him from using Petrifying Roar(remember this?) to stun Nujanii. Then, Junky pounded Nujanii with his Grumpy Hammer.

ICJunkyard stopped going mad and crossed his arms."CHALLENGE ACCEPTED."Junky punched the iron round shield with Ground Smash, hopefully denting it and/or throwing Nujanii back.

I am the destroyer of the Spear of Fusion. And I got the capitals right. Topped.I reversed the creation of the universe and blew it up without even knowing I did it.EDIT: Ninja'd.

I invented the proper form of inventing after stealing your concept. Topped.I used Bohrok bread for my breakfast toast, then ate Rahkshi rolls for lunch, Makuta munchies for dinner and then Karzahni krunch for dessert.

Can I join in again as businessmatoran?I think it was a week since I died...

ICJunkyard was still doing nonsensical things and throwing iron everywhere.Still madness.

ICJunky was lucky to have his riot shield of iron. He used it to block most of the attacks, unfortunately chaos was very effective when it came to Junkyard.Junkyard started spouting random nonsense, nomming on almost anything and throwing pieces of iron, his hammer and his shield in random directions.This was madness.

I drove the matoran universe to extinction. Topped!I threw Mata Nui into space with my mind.

ICJunkyard raised an iron shield to take any fire that had come his way, then he shrunk it down to the size of a riot shield and let off multiple rifle rounds towards Zakaro.

IC:Junkyard used Ground Smash to send rocks flying into the air, then he punched them to create a makeshift shotgun blasts towards the other fighters.

IC"I'm... Alive..."Junkyard was clearly amazed."AWWWW YEAH"Junky slammed his fists against the ground in triumph, creating shockwaves and breaking up earth, making jagged spikes of rock.

ICJunkyard coated the plushies in light iron as they whizzed past him and threw his hammer with them.EDIT: OOC: I think we'll need to call this a 3-way win. Or get something to hit you other than the plushies, coated in iron and going at the speed of sound.

Darn, my plans foiled again!Ah well, I wanted to be a business matoran anywho.

@Nujanii: I lol'd. Maybe make a comedy about it?ICJunkyard awaited the response from iBrow, but in the meantime, he sung his bard songs and played his guitar.

ICJunkyard got up and put everything down."Oh."He grabbed an iron Creeper he had just before he came to Bionifight."IT IS ON."Junkyard threw the creeper at Vertak, and as it got close, a hissing noise could be heard.

I ordered the llama to eat you afterwards. Topped!I made a genetically modified llama that looked like Makuta.

I approve of JL's bill as long as it does what he says it does.Are senators allowed to have businesses of their own?EDIT: @Burnmad: I agree. Westarhk is getting out of hand, hostile or not.

ICJunkyard realised his attempts were hopeless and created an iron "rock" to sit on. He became depressed and soon got bored. Junky then started singing bard songs while playing a conveniently placed acoustic guitar.