Gentleman of Science

ICJunkyard grabbed a chalupa and bit into it. He spat it out with a loud "BLUH"Then he proceeded to try to jump onto Vertak and attempt to pound him with his hammer.

@Vorex: Maybe 'cuz you chose annoyance powers rather than damaging powers. No worries, though.ICJunky coated the plushie in iron, grabbed the plushie and slammed it onto Vertak five times in quick succession."Thanks for the weapon, Pirok!"

I was frozen today. Topped with lulz.I lol'd at a Muaka trying to eat Takua.

I blew up very existence with approximately 0.0001% of my brain. Scientifically Topped.I made something that could be topped in every way, shape and form.

I'd like to buy 2 baclo berries and agree to help making a peace treaty.

ICJunkyard ran at Vertak, screaming random nonsense, then he leaped onto Vertak and crushed his spine. Then he slammed his hammer down on Vertak's head to add to the pain."TAKE THAT, YE NONSENSICAL BEING!"

ICJunky rushed over to the pony section of iBrow's mind, stole some of the toys and threw them at Vertak. Then, through the cloud of brightly coloured figures, Junky swung his hammer and used Ground Smash for added force to hit Vertak."That's a very nice life you have there, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it!"

ICJunkyard found himself in iBrow's mind again- awesome -but facing against Vertak armed with loads of fire-themed weaponry and armour- not awesome. However, he noticed that the set was actually based off of the TF2 Pyro."Vertak, you play TF2 as well? AWESOME!"Junkyard smashed Vertak's face in with the Grumpy Hammer and then attempted to pound the flamethrower into the floor.

ICJunkyard smashed the Shoopquaza around the head with his Grumpy Hammer, doing a bit of damage to it. Then, he whacked Zakaro high in the air, baseball style. Whether or not Zakaro would come down safely was another matter entirely, not up to Junkyard.Junky waited.

ICJunkyard ignores the shield and punches the tree down into blocks of log. "YEAH! Time for-" He gets cut off by the now really distracting shine of the shield.Junky pulls out his Grumpy Hammer and smashes it over the shield with extreme strength, hoping to knock it from Zakaro's hands.

ICJunkyard recognised the area and instantly punches Zakaro in the gut to make him drop the tree."No, no, no. You're doing it wrong."Junky starts punching the leaves of the tree."DROP SAPLINGS, GREAT TREE OF SURVIVAL!"

Changed it.IC"Woo, fireworks!" Junky said as he stared at the fire.Then he continued playing.Junkyard disregards the madness and acquires points on TF2.

ICJunkyard got bored of Pokemon and pulled out a computer, complete with gaming mouse, keyboard and headset out of iBrow's gaming side of the brain. He started playing TF2."AWW YEAH!"

ICJunky notices Nujanii play RuneScape, and that he hadn't brought a mouse. Junkyard takes out a gaming mouse and gives it to Nujanii."Have fun."

I would like to purchase 2 Baclo berries and 1 So So BroadcasterX from Soso Nui.[TOTAL PAYMENT: 36 WIDGETS][Widgets remaining: 164]

ICJunkyard was bored, so he sat down and burned awesomely while playing his second favourite game. Pokemon.He couldn't play his favourite game because he didn't have a laptop with him, but oh well.So, while gaining awesome over 9000th degree burns, he played Pokemon.

What's better than creating everything in the past, present and future, and no user on this site creating you or defeating you? Nothing. What's better than nothing? Everything. Therefore, everything is better than what you did and what happened to you. Topped by Philosophy!I lived life. In reverse.

I'm kind of precarious over running for gover-I'll run for government.

<IC/Enigma Rithius/Beaches Outside Of Le-Wahi>Enigma relaxed on a small chair of wood, polishing his gauntlet. He was enjoying the waves gently lapping against the shores near his home."The sun is warm straight to the core, I do not need to ask for more. The peaceful waves upon the shore, if I did, what would I ask for?"

ICJunkyard ran up to the Shoopquaza-A wild SHOOPQUAZA appeared!Go, Junkyard!What will Junkyard do?[Magnitude]->[Ram]<-[Metronome][iron Defense]Junkyard used RAM!The wild SHOOPQUAZA's SP. DEF and DEF sharply fell!

Name: Enigma RithiusSpecies: ToaGender: MaleAlignment: NeutralElemental Power: Iron, the limits go up to reshaping small amounts of iron and throwing them.Mask Power: Speed.Appearance: Enigma is a grey armoured Toa wielding a white Kakama. He has thin armour and is very agile. He also wears a black cloak and has a book and quill which he uses to record riddles and poems in a small pouch that hangs from his shoulder. Enigma's legs have reinforced metal braces on the lower areas to help him withstand long falls. He is average Toa height.Personality: Mysterious and puzzling. Enigma is known to answer a question, but in doing so, raises more. He speaks using puzzles, riddles and occasionally in rhymes. He prefers not to get into fights and therefore is neither evil nor good.Fighting Tactics: Mostly defensive. Enigma uses a round shield strapped to his left arm to protect himself. If he finds an opening in defences, he will strike quickly. Enigma goes for speed rather than strength.Weapons: He wields an iron staff and has a spiked gauntlet with which he can do some damage to enemies.Weaknesses: Enigma has no desire for fighting, and therefore has little experience when it comes to studying opponent's fighting tactics. He is not very strong, as he goes for speed. He doesn't use his elemental power or mask power often and has little to no knowledge of his true powers.Biography: Enigma lived on Mata Nui for his life as a matoran. He was a poet in those days, and wrote many different poems, riddles and puzzles. Then, when he became a toa, he decided to go out and discover the world, to get inspiration for his other verbal puzzles. It was dangerous out in the wilderness, so Enigma brought a staff and shield on his journey. He encountered many beasts, plants, toa and matoran, until he finally reached the edge of Mata Nui. He made a small home on the beaches near Le-koro and lives there until he can find somewhere better to spend his time. He fashioned the Gauntlet from a few pieces of scrap metal he had found on the way.Possessions (stored in shoulder bag):-Quill with Ink-Book-60 widgets

ICJunkyard suddenly found himself in iBrow's mind. Then he saw the pony section of iBrow's mind."THIS. IS. PURE. WIN!"Then he burned himself, discovering a new degree of burns. THE 42ND DEGREE BURN. He put his rage-face on and screamed out of agony from the pain, then rampaged through iBrow's mind, knocking over everything and hitting everyone, unless they were smart enough to move out of the way. On the way, he got different degrees of burns, such as the OVER 9000th degree burn and the 1337th degree burn. It was meme central in iBrow's head. Who knew?

I'll happily join as part of the way to get properly started.I think I should be Judge, as I have quite a knowledge of crime and punishment and fairness. If I become Judge, I vow to never claim someone guilty just because I dislike them and to decide based on evidence shown.EDIT: I may also make a promotional banner for this.

ICJunkyard saw the volcano start to erupt and quickly lodged a few boulders of iron in the entrance."That should fix it up."He went back to his seat but instead of sitting down, he threw the iron chair at Cole and JiMing.

I went beyond the infinity bounds of the Bionicle Universe TEN-FOLD. Topped!I created the Matoran Universe in my world, the real world AND the virtual world all at once.