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  1. GeluNumber1
    Chuck Norris doesn't need to be taught how to dougie.Stars go through supernovae when they come in contact with Chuck Norris.Children drink warm milk to sleep; Chuck Norris drinks molten lead.Chuck Norris once killed a man with his beard.
  2. GeluNumber1
    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him.Goldfish remember Chuck Norris forever.Chuck Norris won a game of chess by yelling, "Yahtzee!"Bigfoot has a grainy video of Chuck Norris.It takes Chuck Norris 5 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.When Chuck Norris misspells a word, it become the new spelling.In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still tells jokes normally.
  3. GeluNumber1
    Chuck Norris can walk on water... vapor.Chuck Norris holds campfires on the sun. And his marshmellows never catch fire.Chuck Norris can punch a man in the face from the back of their head.Chuck Norris has the body of a god. He keeps it in a storage unit.Chuck Norris doesn't breath; he moves the air.At one time, Chuck Norris had a basball, but he threw it into space. That basball is now called the Deathstar.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
  4. GeluNumber1
    Granted. You have so much energy, you decide to try to run across water. You drown.I wish that water had a good flavor.
  5. GeluNumber1
    Too bad I'm not in Alabama at the moment. Wonder what those prototype pieces will be...
  6. GeluNumber1
    Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. But Chuck Norris will never cry.Chuck Norris was once a trucker. When he tired of it, he roundhoused it. That truck's name is now Optimus Prime.Chuck Norris has been dead for 17 years. Death's just afraid to tell him.Black holes are formed when Chuck Norris punches the fabric of the universe.Deaf people were created when Chuck Norris was asked to speak up at the local Burger King Drive-through.Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.Chuck Norris went to the Bermuda Triangle, and brought back a postcard.
  7. GeluNumber1
    Granted. You lose your XBox.I wish I had mo' money.
  8. GeluNumber1
    Best. Year. Evah. I'll be draining my wallet, for sure.
  9. GeluNumber1
    Granted. It's disarmed.I wish for his nuke to be re-armed.
  10. GeluNumber1
    Granted. ITS A BAD CALCULATOR.I wish for a gold chain.
  11. GeluNumber1
    Granted. You later lose it in a bottomless pit.I wish that dogs didn't have smelly breath.
  12. GeluNumber1
    Too bad these aren't released in the US. Still, looks cool. Hope project minecraft works.
  13. GeluNumber1
    Granted. It sponteneously combusts.I wish for a hot dog with ketchup.
  14. GeluNumber1
    As does mine. I already have this set, but this reveiw is still nice.
  15. GeluNumber1
    Granted. Since you have all the money, the various world governments rob you. You no longer have any money.I wish that I had 6 fingers on each hand.
  16. GeluNumber1
    Granted. It's for you.I wish that Hapori Tohu was an actual person.
  17. GeluNumber1
    I really want this set. Only problem, IMO, is that the grey beam sticks out.Also, Why aren't Breez and Thornraxx in the US?
  18. GeluNumber1
    These look nice. I like Slicer the most: the paws and spikes work well on him. Oh, btw, there's LDD extended mode, which gives more pieces in every color. Try it sometime.
  19. GeluNumber1
    Night Ride - Adraen Vs. Renard
  20. GeluNumber1
    Granted. IDK what they are, so I'll assume they're a bad thing. Said pylons kill you.I wish I liked to eat oranges.
  21. GeluNumber1
    Well, I picked up Banana Balance. I won't be playing it, but I love the pieces. It's a nice parts-pack.
  22. GeluNumber1
    I've only played the beginning. It's pretty straight-foreward. In the beginning, you enter as Rocka, you get 50 free gamepoints, and then you have to go on a mission. That's all I know.
  23. GeluNumber1
    Granted. It crashes when you're floating 10,000 feet above sea level.I wish that there were 32 days in August.
  24. GeluNumber1
    This is a great idea. I hope it gets to the 10,000+ required votes so it can be reveiwed. I may just buy some sets if these come out.
  25. GeluNumber1
    Granted. They send you hate mail because of them.I wish that Obama would win the next US presidential election.
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