Chuck Norris can melt fire.Chuck Norris is still alive because Death is afraid of him.When Chuck Norris goes to Burger King, they have it his way.Chuck Norris can make tears cry.Chuck Norris was once trolled. Once.The earth rotates around the sun so the sun can stay away from chuck Norris.Chuck Norris wiped out the dinosaurs.All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.When Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee, the Grand Canyon was created.