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  1. Soran

    I was brushing my teeth and spit on my toothbrush. For the next 5 seconds I was absolutely disgusted by this… Then I remembered what a toothbrush is used for.

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Hmm. Maybe if we follow the wires sticking out the back of this device, we can find the source of these...devices. (Follows the wires)

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  3. Rahkshi Guurahk

    ...why can't they hire people like me to play at formal things with a dance? It keeps me from just standing there awkwardly. =P

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Looks like a game where they try to throw the ball into the ring...and evidently they aren't allowed to touch each other in any way.

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Hmm. Any idea what that is, mate?

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Try and pull one out now...

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  7. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Someone must have wanted you to have them. Any reason why they might?

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  8. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      You know what, let's get to the bottom of that. Where did you find it?

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  9. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      That's what I asked you earlier...seeing as you had some. How do you not know when you had some, mate?

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  10. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Am I the only one out here without future technology?

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  11. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      And I'll see the harbormaster for repairs...(walks up to the harbormaster) Excuse me, we need parts to fix the everything.

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  12. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Right, we should be coming into port about n--(crash)

       

      ...GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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  13. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Fair enough, mate. Now...where were we going again?

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  14. Axilus Prime

    Another famous person death hits me in the feels...and I normally don't get hit in the feels by these. RIP, Leonard Nimoy, voice of Spock and Sentinel Prime.

  15. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Maybe we should have that amputated and give ya a peg leg.

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  16. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      ...Figured that was a bad idea. (Stabs her through the face, then pulls the sword out through the top of her skull) Sirens are dangerous.

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  17. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      It just doesn't look edible.

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  18. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      ...I wouldn't eat that. But, whatever suits you.

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Oh wonderful. (Fires a flaming cannonball this time, so that the rock will catch fire and burn even if it repeats the move)

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  20. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Ah...no. (Fires a cannonball at the rock) Just to be safe.

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  21. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      So, lads...where to next?

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  22. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      (Stares) That was amazing. (Gets on the ship, waits for everyone else, and sets sail) Wonder if anyone will ever believe we killed Davy Jones.

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  23. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Yes! (Slides down Godzilla's back) Now we can set sail again. We make for Tortuga, and drinks are on me! (Looks at Godzilla) As for you, you haven't done anything wrong. You're free, friend!

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  24. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      ...Oh for frag's sake. (Climbs up Godzilla's tail) We needn't fight his steed, men! Only him! (Climbs up Godzilla's back, and fires a pistol straight into Davy Jones' face as I come up) There are so many spikes on him that we've got ourselves a ladder!

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  25. Sybre

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    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Huh. I thought it'd take more than one try to get that just right. NOW COME OUT HERE, JONES, AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!

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