Axilus Prime

Yeah, and for once some of it would be from me. And I love the movieverse.

(Passes down a note saying "Uh, mate. Watch out." because an obese man takes a seat under the beach umbrella)

(Writes "I kinda did ask that question when you mentioned that" on the note and stuffs it under the sand again)

Mate, if you can hear me down there, where are you getting all these things from the future?

Quartermaster, I think this man has found a way to break time.

I haven't heard those rumors...but I'd rather not see them go that route.

(Stares confusedly) I'm not sure I even want to know how this works...

I doubt it, but it's possible. I think they'll just keep the same cast from AOE in TF5 though.

You sure you're checking the right place mate?

(Get out) Well...first we'd best gather the supplies to fix her up after that little...RIOT...on deck! And THEN we can upgrade her something unsinkable. In the meantime, you go look for that lassy. Keep the tentacles in check, mate. (Points sword at a crewmember who's about to charge at me) RELAX, I was not making a chess pun!

(5 minutes later) Well, we've got the galleon. And with minimal casualties. (Every crew member except us is now missing an eye) Now, all who are ready to proceed, shout Aye! All who are not...well I suppose it's excusable because you've lost your Ayes. (Gets overwhelmed by pun-hating crewmembers) Argh, lay off! It was a bloody joke!

I'm startin' to doubt findin' you a lassy's a good idea mate.

Aw...their quotes weren't really epic, but they were sad. Ratchet's death hit in the feels. But at least he went down with honor, refusing to tell Lockdown where Optimus was.

Yep. Almost everything Optimus and Lockdown said throughout the whole movie could be used as an epic quote too.

They all had their awesome moments. "Punch hold slide repeat, punch hold slide repeat!"

LOL, Hound. He carries so many guns, even his cigar is a gun!

Yeah. Actually the line was even more ironic because he said "Let's try to use violence as a last resort" immediately before doing that.

You may want to keep yer lassy away from the tentacles once you find her though.

Well, once we take her we'll reinforce the hull and arm her to the teeth. And maybe some manner of propelling a large blade at the beastie...cut off some tentacles, eh?

Aerixx, you win the status.

I love that line.

That or his presence alone would get us chased by the Kraken! I think we'd best get ourselves that ship first...and upgrade it something unsinkable before we even consider letting that man aboard.

Aye, that man's got a bottomless stomach for the stuff. I'd try and recruit him but he'd make it impossible for us to sell any to the traders at Nassau!

(It's fine, half of this entire thing was meant to lead up to the joke I just made, and I have no idea where to take this next)

I have to wonder though...think they'll have rum aboard?