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  1. IC: Bok

    Bok woke up in the middle of the Motara Desert remebering nothing but his name. He picked up the hammer that lay next to him, assuming it was his and wandered off toward what looked like a village in the distance.

  2. Chapter 9: The Day the Power Died

     

    Tahnok Va: Okay, I finished organizing all the Krana, how are the Kal coming?

     

    Gahlok Va: Almost done building them. By the way, they're Krana-kal

     

    Pahrak Va: Are you sure, they'll awaken the queens?

     

    Tahnok Va: Of course they will. Now let's finish them and get out of here.

     

    Tahnok-Kal: Ah, it's a beautiful day, the sun is shining, I'm awake- I'm awake?! This means the Bahrag are asleep! Yo, Kal, listen up.

     

    Kohrak-Kal: Whatever *goes over to drawer, finds ipod and earbuds and starts listening to music.

     

    Pahrak-Kal: Uh, what's da problem, boss?

     

    Nuhvok-Kal: Have any of you seen my calculator?

     

    Gahlok-Kal: Oh, boys, aren't I just beautiful.

     

    Lehvak-Kal: Yeah, whatever Gahlok.

     

    Gahlok-Kal: Gahlok-Kal!

     

    Tahnok-Kal: Quit fighting! Everyone listen up!

     

    Kohrak-Kal: Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive.

     

    Tahnok-Kal: Looks like someone's ipod needs to have a circuit fried. *blasts electricity at Kohrak-Kal which misses and hits an outlet causing a power outage*

     

    *Earlier that day*

     

    Tahu: He only likes you guys because you're his presents for his seventh birthday. You're new.

     

    Tahu Nuva: va

     

    Tahu: No, new, not nu. Whatever.

     

    Tahu Nuva: Yeah, we're new and better than you.

     

    *power goes out*

     

    Tahu: Ah, this stinks.

     

    Vakama: I propose a contest. Both teams try to restore the power and whoever doesn't fix the problem listens to the legend of Mata Nui.

     

    Tahu: Count me in.

     

    Tahu Nuva: I'm in. Besides the legend isn't that annoying.

     

    Tahu: Unless he's telling his version .

     

    Pohatu: Hey guys I found a flashlight.

     

    Tahu: Okay, you use it since you're the only one of us with two hands. Toa: 1 Nuva: 0

     

    Tahu Nuva: *conjures flame in front of him* I make my own light.

     

    Gali: Let's head to the fuse-box.

     

    Vakama: The two teams then separated. The Toa decided to start by going to the fuse box.

     

    Onewa: Why are you narrating what's happening right now, you old coot?

     

    Vakama: Who you calling coot?

     

    Onewa: Eh, I don't know, I forgot.

     

    Vakama: Oh, um what were we talking about?

     

    *light returns*

     

    Vakama: What happened?

     

    Nuparu: *walks up from basement* I was right by the fuse box, so I just flipped the switch.

     

    Matau: U noob! U ruined the contest!

     

    Vakama: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I liked tree-speak better.

     

    Pohatu: *rushes to the scene using his Kakama* The Nuva symbols are gone!

     

    To be Continued

  3. And now, the continuation

     

    Chapter 8: The Toa Nooba

     

    Tahu: "Tahu Nuva"?

     

    Lewa: It's finally happenned. The irrational fear I developed when we discovered we were legos has come true. Lego is replacing us!

     

    Tahu: Calm down, you don't know that for sure. Let's just build these "Toa Nuva" and see what they have to say.

     

    *The six Toa each build their respective Nuva*

     

    Tahu Nuva: What happened? *gets hit on the head with a rock* What's this thing? *picks up rock*

     

    Vakama: According to the new comic and the Bohrok online animations, that's your Nuva symbol.

     

    Tahu: The new comic got here and you didn't tell us!? Uh, anyway, I'm Tahu

     

    Tahu Nuva: I'm afraid you're mistaken, little dude that looks like me. I am Tahu.

     

    Tahu: No, you're Tahu Nuva, whatever that means.

     

    Tahu Nuva: The last thing I remember is defeating the Bahrag and falling into a container of silvery liquidy stuff.

     

    Vakama: That stuff transformed you and your team into the Toa Nuva. You now have increased power, foolery, and stupidity or whatever, et cetera, et cetera, blah, blah, blah.

     

    Tahu Nuva: Oh, cool. TOA! ASSEMBLE!

     

    Toa Nuva: *assemble*

     

    Lewa Nuva: I don't see "a cymbal".

     

    Tahu Nuva: How many times do I have to tell you?! None of your jokes are funny! No one likes you!

     

    Lewa Nuva: Wow, harsh.

     

    Gali Nuva: I like Lewa.

     

    Pohatu Nuva: I think we should all be friends.

     

    Onewa: Hippie!

     

    Lewa: Hi fatty.

     

    Pohatu: Am I as fat as this Nuva guy?

     

    Lewa: Yes.

     

    Pohatu: Oh.

     

    Tahu: Hi, welcome to the house?

     

    Kopaka Nuva: Are you clones of us or something?

     

    Vakama: *explains in a very Vakama-esque style the concept of being toys*

     

    Tahu Nuva: So we're like you, but better.

     

    Tahu: Oh no, you didn't.

     

    Tahu Nuva: Oh, yes I did.

     

    Tahu: Oh, it's on.

     

    Matau: U guyz r noobs

     

    Tahu Nuva: Are not!

     

    Matau: Yes u is

     

    Tahu Nuva: Are not!

     

    Lewa: I wish Matau had never discovered leet speak.

     

    End Chapter 8

  4. Note: No one is not a character, it just means that nobody did that P.S. Nobody isn't a character either

     

    Chapter 7: Who Says Boxing is All Faked?

     

    Vakama: It was a difficult time for our people. Mighty Tahu and Lewa had fallen and Kopaka now led the Toa with Gali as his deputy.

     

    Pohatu: Why has no one made a snarky comment about him speaking in past tense yet?

     

    Onewa: Tahu, Lewa, and Matau all got assimilated.

     

    Pohatu: Oh, right.

     

    Vakama: The Toa stared at their greatest hope and their greatest fear.

     

    Kopaka: Please stop, I am trying to concentrate.

     

    Gali: Well, I guess we just build the Boxor and Exo-Toa, but not the Bahrag?

     

    Pohatu: Sounds good, I'm just glad we're out of that cabin.

     

    Vakama: Wooden, Mega-Hut.

     

    Onewa: I guess I'll take up the role of snarky comments. I give up. I can't think of one.

     

    Onepu: Hey guys, Nuparu here says that he has memories of the Toa being on Mata Nui.

     

    Vakama: You built Nuparu with the express permission of our great and powerful leader-ME!?

     

    Onepu: He's just a Matoran.

     

    Onewa: Vakama, why don't you just go pout in a corner while we come up with a plan to beat the Bohrok. Yes! Snarky comment!

     

    Vakama: *walks away muttering to himself*

     

    Nuparu: I finished building the Boxor.

     

    Kopaka: Thank you Nuparu.

     

    Nokama: Now, let's build that Exo-Toa! Move, people.

     

    Everyone: *builds Exo-Toa*

     

    Swarm: We are the Bohrok. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

     

    Kopaka: Gali, use the Exo-Toa. Nuparu use the Boxor.

     

    Jala: *tackles Matau and pulls off his krana*

     

    Matau: I'm free-liberated!

     

    Onua: *challenges Lewa and Tahu in an epic duel*

     

    Nuparu: *starts fighting Bohrok*

     

    Turaga: *fight Bohrok Va*

     

    Onua: Take off the Krana, Lewa and Tahu.

     

    Lewa and Tahu: NOOOOOOO!

     

    Onua: Rejoin the light side.

     

    Tahu: I'll never join you.

     

    Lewa: DITTO!

     

    Pohatu: *rips off Kongu's Krana*

     

    Tahu: Argh! *rips off krana*

     

    Lewa: *same as above*

     

    *After the battle the Bohrok escape with the Bahrag*

     

    Tahu: We must give pursuit! After them!

     

    Vakama: Wait, you should wait until you're all knights in rusty armor.

     

    Tahu: What?

     

    Nokama: He means wait until there's six Exo-toa.

     

    Lewa: Why not just say that?

     

    Tahu: He's Vakama.

     

    *Some undefined amount of time passes*

     

    Hafu: Okay, during my recon mission I saw that-

     

    Lewa: Since when did he live here?

     

    Tahu: Don't you remember when the giant brought in that CD with him and a Rua right before the Bohrok came?

     

    Lewa: No.

     

    Hafu: Anyways, I saw that the giant is selling all of the Toa's extra great masks using the mysterious glowing box with an apple on it.

     

    Tahu: He's selling our masks on ebay?!

     

    Hafu: At least he's not selling the gold ones or the noble ones, right?

     

    Lewa: It's the end of the world as we know it. And I don't feel fine. I don't feel fine-

     

    Tahu: Lewa, stop singing.

     

    Giant: *packs up Kanohi that he's selling* *puts down the boxes for and builds five more Exo-Toa*

     

    Vakama: Now that the paladins all have their missile launchers, they can defeat the dragon and save the princess.

     

    No one: *replies*

     

    Vakama: The brave Toa then mounted up onto, err into the Exo-Toa and went off to defeat the Bahrag and save the Matoran and Turaga, especially brave Vakama.

     

    Matau: Why do you speak-talk in past-before tense and third-notfirstorsecond person?

     

    Pohatu: Actually Onua and I need to rebuild ourselves because we don't fit.

     

    Lewa: I told you to go on a diet.

     

    *Later*

     

    Tahu: Well this is it. The Bohrok nests.

     

    Lewa: How is it that the basement is Mangaia and the Bohrok nests?

     

    Tahu: Where would you rather it be? The sewer?

     

    *While Tahu and Lewa argued, the rest of the team was already headed down the basement steps*

     

    Tahu: Wait for us!

     

    Lewa: I think I'll just stay here, since they abandoned me.

     

    Tahu: Come on.

     

    *The six Toa reach the Bahrag*

     

    Bahrag: We are the queens. When you kill us in the TV show, we inexplicably respawan for the movie.

     

    Tahu: Whatever. Attack!

     

    *An epic battle ensues, but the Manas Bahrag gain the upper hand*

     

    Lewa: Whoa Deja Vu.

     

    Gali: What?

     

    Lewa: The whole starting off well and then losing. But I don't think these guys have remote controls.

     

    Bahrag: GIRLS!

     

    Lewa: Sorry.

     

    Tahu: GUYS, and Gali, DITCH THE SUITS!

     

    *The Toa then regain their elemental powers and make a Toa seal, blah, blah, blah. They then victoriously return to the surface*

     

    Nuparu: I've reprogrammed the Bohrok to help rebuild the house.

     

    Tahu: Aren't you the one that has memories of me on Mata Nui.

     

    Nuparu: Yeah, why are you asking?

     

    Tahu: *decides to go online and do a little research (he and Kopaka are the only ones that have figured out how to use a computer)*

     

    *Another unspecified amount of time passes*

     

    Jala: Hey, everybody, Toa Tahu has an announcement!

     

    *Everybody gathers*

     

    Tahu: Let me get right to the point. I just discovered some disturbing news that none of us had realized before. YOU ARE A TOY! You're a child's plaything!

     

    To Be Continued

  5. Chapter 6: Billy the Goat-Dog

     

    Tahu: Oh great, now we're trapped in a wooden "mega-hut" with six Bohrok intent on destroying it.

     

    Kopaka: Pessimism is illogical and unhelpful. I have a plan to defeat the Bohrok.

     

    Tahu: Ooh, what?

     

    Kopaka: While you were complaining, I came up with the idea of removing all of the Bohrok's krana and then reprogram the Bohrok.

     

    Tahu: How do we get the krana out?

     

    Kopaka: I don't know yet. But, I've got to get ready for my date.

     

    Tahu: Date?! You?! With who?!

     

    Kopaka: Gali *walks away*

     

    Tahu: *stares at wall with mouth hanging open in shock*

     

    Matoro: Sound the alarm! They got more Bohrok and Krana packs!

     

    Tahu: Oh, great.

     

    *Everyone but Kopaka and Gali gather for a meeting*

     

    Nuju: Click Clackity Clickity Clack

     

    Matoro: Nuju says that the Bohrok now each have one of each type of Krana. He saw them open the boxes. He also says that they were building some small Matoran/Bohrok hybrids.

     

    Maku: Matoran-Bohrok hybrids?

     

    Onewa: Yes, they are the legendary Goat-dogs. It was foretold in the prophecies that they would aid in the destruction of the island and would would be led by Billy the brown.

     

    Vakama, Nokama, and Whenua: What prophecies?

     

    Matoro: Nuju says the boxes said "Bohrok Va"

     

    Lewa: I think I'll just call them billy goats like Onewa said.

     

    Onewa: The prophecies can only be seen from the Po-wahi desert when you stare at the sun.

     

    Nokama: I think you've stared at the sun enough for today, Onewa.

     

    Tahu: So-

     

    *Tahu gets interrupted as the Bohrok and Bohrok Va crash the meeting*

     

    Bohrok and Bohrok Va: We are the Bohrok. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

     

    Tahu: Seriously, what is assimilation?

     

    Tahnok Va: This! * runs towards the wall, bounces off of it and backflips over to Tahu*

     

    Tahu: Hey, give back my mask!

     

    Tahnok: *launches Krana at Tahu*

     

    Bohrok, Tahu, and Bohrok Va: We are the Bohrok. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

     

    Matau: Run-flee!

     

    Lehvak Va: *grabs Matau*

     

    Everybody else: *runs away*

     

    Lehvak: *rolls into Kongu and knocks off his mask*

     

    Lewa: I'll save you! *rushes in only to get assimilated as well*

     

    To Be Continued

  6. Note: When I say Narrator, I mean Vakama narrating, as opposed to Vakama in the flashback P.S. It's on purpose that Vakama calls the Toa Matoran, I mean I did it on purpose, not Vakama

     

    Chapter 5: Beware the Swarm of Mosquitoes

     

    Tahu: *slaps Mosquitoes that are buzzing around his face* Ugh, how did this place get so infested with Mosquitoes?

     

    Lewa: Oh, boy story time! I'll tell you.

     

    Tahu: Lewa, I was being rhetorical, I know how it happened.

     

    Lewa: I'm gonna tell the story anyway. Once upon a time,-

     

    Tahu: Lewa, that's no way to start a story! We're not princesses! I'll start it. It all began 3 days ago when-

     

    Vakama: No, no, no! I'm the official storyteller, I'll tell it!

     

    Tahu: Fine.

     

    Lewa: Hey, everybody storytime!

     

    *All of the Toa, Turaga, and Matoran gather to listen to Vakama*

     

    Vakama: A long time ago-

     

    Tahu: Actually, it was just last Tuesday.

     

    Vakama: Who's telling this story?!

     

    Tahu: Sorry.

     

    Vakama: A long time ago in a land far, far away-MOSQUITO WARS

     

    Tahu: Actually, it happened here.

     

    Vakama: That's it, one more word out of you, and I'm going to give you a timeout.

     

    Tahu: Oh yay, then I don't have to hear the story!

     

    Vakama: On second thought, if anyone else interrupts me, they have to listen to the long version of the Legend Mata Nui, write it down, take a quiz, and listen to it again.

     

    Everyone:...

     

    Narrator Vakama: Good, now where was I? Ah, yes. Gathered friends, let us listen for the first time to the legend of the mosquitoes. In the time before time, six mysterious canisters arrived at this big giant mega-hut thingy. Oh, yes, Mega-Hut, I like that. These canisters contained mysterious creatures called Bohrok. Each Bohrok had a different power, but they all had one purpose- to destroy the Mega-Hut. The innocent Matoran unknowingly built these Bohrok, thinking they might be allies, but much to our horror, they were not.

     

    *Begin flashback*

     

    Kopaka: There are six new canisters, perhaps they are more Toa?

     

    Tahu: They look more like rahi.

     

    Gali: Maybe we should ask the Turaga?

     

    Lewa: Let's just build them, what's the worst that could happen?

     

    Narrator: The Matoran then built the Bohrok and unwittingly...UNLEASHED THE BUTTERFLIES.

     

    All six Bohrok in unison: We are the Bohrok. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

     

    Tahu: What's assimilation?

     

    Narrator: The Bohrok then began to destory the house, using their powers of acid, fire, water, and other stuff.

     

    Tahu: Let's go warn the Matoran and Turaga, these Bohrok are out of control.

     

    Narrator: The Toa then made a tactical retreat. That is to say, they ran screaming like little girls.

     

    Nokama: You built the Bohrok?!

     

    Tahu: It was Lewa's idea!

     

    Lewa: You agreed!

     

    Tahu: No, I didn't!

     

    Lewa: Yes you did!

     

    Narrator: Then, the wise Turaga broke up the cat fight.

     

    Nokama: You two should be ashamed of yourselves, acting like newly formed Matoran.

     

    Narrator: Then the brilliant Vakama came up with a plan to trap the Bohrok outside.

     

    Vakama: I know, how about we trap the Bohrok outside in the giant garden!

     

    Tahu: You mean the yard.

     

    Pohatu: How shall we get them outside, oh wise Turaga?

     

    Vakama: I don't know, must I think of everything!? Wait! I've got it! Live bait! Jala can stand outside and look appetizing and when the Bohrok go outside to eat him, we'll slam the door shut.

     

    Jala: Eat me?!

     

    Tahu: Uh, how does Jala get back inside?

     

    Nokama: Or, we could use the krana as bait?

     

    Vakama: That works too.

     

    Gali: Wait, so those organic masks, or krana, as you call them control the Bohrok?

     

    Vakama: Yes, we learned that by, um, studying them, yeah.

     

    Narrator: Vakama's brilliant plan worked perfectly. But when the Bohrok ravaged the yard, they created a swamp, which attracted the mosquitoes.

     

    *end flashback*

     

    Vakama: The end.

     

    Giant: *picks up Bionicles and puts them in their canisters/boxes* Well, I guess we'll be back here in a week when the exterminator's gone. To the cabin in the mountains, hurray!

     

    End Chapter 5

  7. 2 Chapters in one day, crazy right?

     

    Chapter 4: The Great Masks of Shinyness

     

    Tahu: Look, the giant left some boxes of Kanohi lying around.

     

    Vakama: *opens one box* Agh, Kran-err strange organic masky thingys. We Turaga will lock these away and um, study them, yeah. So don't wear them, got it?

     

    Everyone but Onua: Got it.

     

    Onua: *gives a thumbs, err claws up*

     

    Vakama: Lewa?

     

    Lewa: Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't wear the weird organic masks, check.

     

    Kopaka: Whoa! These bags contain the silver and gold Kanohi!

     

    Gali: But some are doubles and some are missing.

     

    Jala: Giant coming! Play dead.

     

    Giant: *Stages a giant battle where Rahi eat all the Turaga, half the Matoran and Onua* Oh, well I guess I'll take the extra Kanohi to school and trade them for the ones I didn't get, just like with the other masks.

     

    *One day passes*

     

    Vakama: Now that you have the golden Kanohi, you can merge and become the Toa Kaita, Wisdom and Valor.

     

    Tahu: Cool.

     

    Tahu, Pohatu, and (gasp) Onua: Spirit of Valor, hear me.

     

    Lewa, Kopaka, and Gali: Spirit of Wisdom, hear me.

     

    *nothing happens*

     

    Lewa: I think the spirits are deaf.

     

    Nokama: Plan B

     

    *The Turaga quickly disassemble the Toa, without asking, and use the instruction manuals to rebuild them into Wairuha and Akamai*

     

    Akamai: Come brother, let us descend into the lair of Makuta.

     

    Vakama: Wait, Wairuha take the silve Miru.

     

    Wairuha: But I like the gold one.

     

    Vakama: Too bad it's supposed to be silver.

     

    Wairuha: Fine.

     

    *As the Kaita approach the basement door, they are attacked by Muaka and Kane-Ra*

     

    Jala: We'll hold them off.

     

    *He and the other Matoran use their instruction booklets to merge into a Matoran Nui and hold off the Rahi*

     

    *Akamai and Wairahu descend into "Mangaia" and meet the two Manas*

     

    Akamai: CHARGE!

     

    *An epic battle ensues, but the Manas gain the upper hand*

     

    Wairuha: Look, the remote controls!

     

    Akamai and Wairuha: *run up to remote controls*

     

    Akamai: Hey, it's just like a video game.

     

    *Akamai and Wairuha have the Manas fight. The batteries die before one of them wins*

     

    Wairuha: Ah, phooey. Well, I guess we better go find Makuta. *Trips and rolls into Akamai, destroying both*

     

    *The Toa rebuild themselves*

     

    Kopaka: That was Lewa's fault.

     

    Gali: Lewa, so you're the one writing the creepy love notes. Please stop.

     

    Tahu and Kopaka: *snicker and smirk*

     

    Tahu: *uses super speed to grab everyone's golden Kanohi*

     

    Lewa: Now, let's find Makuta.

     

    *The Toa look around and can't find Makuta*

     

    Tahu: Makuta's not here, let's leave.

     

    Lewa: An epic battle with a totally anticlimactic ending. Woot.

     

    End Chapter 4

    Coming whenever I feel like it, Chapter 5: Beware the Swarm of Mosquitoes.

  8. Chapter 3: Lewa Ruins Everything

     

    Lewa: So those boxes are those monster Rahi.

     

    Vakama: Actually as long as we don't build the crabby thingys and put the rusty masks on the big ones, we should be fine.

     

    Tahu: (looking at Rahi box) So that's a Tarakava

     

    Nokama: Yes, yes it is.

     

    *Nokama and Whenua divide up all of the Toa, Turaga, and Matoran into teams to build each rahi*

     

    Lewa: Okay, now we just have to finish Mooka and Kaneera or whatever their names are by putting on the rusty masks. *puts Infected Kanohi on Muaka and Kane-ra*

     

    Mostly everyone: Lewa, no!

     

    Onua: *shakes head*

     

    Nuju: Click

     

    Matua and Onewa: We finished the Manas that Lewa told us to build.

     

    Vakama: Run! *runs away*

     

    Muaka: *tries to eat Lewa*

     

    Lewa: Ah, it's eating my face!

     

    Tahu: How many times do we have to tell you? It's a mask!

     

    Lewa: No, I'm pretty sure it's eating my face too.

     

    Pohatua: *saves Lewa from Muaka's jaws using his Kakama*

     

    Lewa: I'm sorry I called you fat, now RUN!

     

    Everyone but Vakama who already ran: *runs away*

     

    Tahu: Lewa, didn't you hear Vakama tell you not to use the rusty masks or build the crabs?

     

    Lewa: I thought he said only do that.

     

    Tahu: *puts head in hands*

     

    Matua: Look-see at what you have done you baboon-ape!

     

    *The Toa, Turaga, and Matoran manage to escape the rahi and learn to avoid them over the next week*

     

    Kopaka: The Manas have taken up guarding the entrance to the underground.

     

    Vakama: If any of you had paid attention during my telling of the Legend of Mata Nui, you would have known that the Manas guard Teri- err I mean Makuta's underground lair, Mangaia.

     

    Lewa: Does this mean Makuta is living in the basement?

     

    Tahu: Well, since we've all manage to get all of our masks we should be able to face Makuta.

     

    Nokama: No, we must wait for the Golden Kanohi.

     

    To be Continued with an epic Kaita showdown where the fate of the storyline continuity rests in the balance.

  9. Woohoo! I got a fan. P.S. Did you get the Metru Nui reference? P.P.S. Nokama and Whenua aren't senile, at least.

     

    Chapter 2: FOOD!!!

     

    Pohatu: Okay, since he's about to throw away the mysterious smiling box with food in it, I'm going to use my Kakama and err borrow what's left.

     

    Tahu: Pohatu, how many times do we have to tell you that fried food is unhealthy?

     

    Pohatu: But it tastes so good! *speeds away*

     

    Tahu: *sighs*

     

    Pohatu: *comes back with french fries, a mcnugget, and plastic bag with pieces of plastic in it*

     

    Tahu: What's in the bag?

     

    Pohatu: (while eating) I dunoo, ky don wou chek?

     

    Tahu: I can't read these weird symbols. NOKAMA!

     

    Nokama: What?! I was getting my beauty sleep.

     

    Tahu: Translate this. *hands Nokama bag*

     

    Nokama: Ahem.

     

    Tahu: Translate this, pleeaase?

     

    Nokama: Fine. It says "Tohunga Maku"

     

    Nokama: Ooh, it's Maku. But what's a Tohunga?

     

    Nokama: EVERYBODY MEETING!

    *All of the Toa and Turaga who aren't present appear*

     

    Vakama: What's a Tohunga?

     

    Whenua: I think it's Tarakavan for Matoran.

     

    Tahu: What's a Tarakava?

     

    Matua: *chuckles* A proffessional boxer.

     

    Tahu: Ooookay.

     

    *Meanwhile Gali has already built Maku*

     

    *Nokama then introduces Maku to the group*

     

    Maku: I don't think we're in Mata Nui anymore To-, Turaga.

     

    Matau: Amazing-great, first Tohunga now-currently Toturaga.

     

    Lewa: Why are you so redundant?!

     

    Matau: Why-how are-is you-Toa not-isn't?

     

    Lewa: That doesn't even make sense!

     

    Matua: Speak-says you.

     

    Lewa: Whatever.

     

    *Later the Toa recover Onepu, Huki, Jala, and Matoro from Happy Mea- I mean mysterious red food-boxes*

     

    Kopaka: Look, another box.

     

    Jala: Please be Hahli, please be Hahli, please be Hahli.

     

    Tahu: You have a problem. Alrighty, Lewa it's your turn.

     

    Lewa: *climbs up table-leg, err I mean tree and while the giant looks away climbs into food-box, builds Matoran and carries out...KONGU!*

     

    Jala: Phooey.

     

    Giant: *picks up Lewa* Oh there you are. I've been looking for you and your team all day.

     

    Matua: Kongu over here fast-quick.

     

    Kongu: *runs over to Matau and joins the group*

     

    Giant: (still holding Lewa) Guess what? I got some vicious Toa-eating rahi for you to play with? Isn't that fun? Wait. Why am I talking to a Lego? Whatever, It will still be fun having the giant monstrous rahi trying to eat the Toa.

     

    Lewa: *gulp*

     

    To be Continued

  10. Season One: We're not in Mata Nui anymore!

     

    Chapter 1: Giants, Geezers, and Great Spirits

     

    Tahu: So what do we do now?

     

    Kopaka: We could find a fair method of deciding which one of us is the leader and which one is the deputy.

     

    Tahu: Dude, I won the coin toss. I'm in charge.

     

    Onua: I think we have a great destiny ahead of us. When it comes time for it to be fulfilled, it shall become clear what it is.

     

    Lewa: Whoa, you spoke! But seriously what do we do until then.

     

    Onua: *shrugs*

     

    Lewa: We could try to get Pohatu on a diet.

     

    Pohatu: I am not fat!

     

    *stomp, Stomp, STOMP*

     

    Tahu: Look, a giant! Everyone play dead.

     

    Everyone: *plays dead*

     

    Giant: Oh boy! My new Lego sets. *picks up the Toa and has them all fight each other. All are left maskless. Most lose an arm or two, a few even lose their heads. The giant, who is actually a kid, puts down Tahu, the winner and walks away.*

     

    Tahu: That was awful. Has anyone seen my arm?

     

    Pohatu: Found it. *tosses arm to Tahu*

     

    ***

     

    Tahu: We've been doing nothing but avoiding that giant for a week and none of our memories have come back. This stinks.

     

    Gali: Hey look at that box. (reading)- "Turaga Nokama"

     

    Tahu: Maybe there's more of these "Turaga" Let's split up and look for clues. If anyone finds a Turaga that shares their element, build it.

     

    10 minutes later

     

    Tahu: *puts Vakama's head on* Done.

     

    Vakama: Gathered friends let us listen again to the legend of the Bionicle.

     

    Tahu: Uh, hello.

     

    Vakama: In the time before time...

     

    Tahu: This is boring, I'm leaving. *leaves

     

    Vakama: The Great Spirit Mata Nui...

     

    Lewa and Pohatu: *run up to Tahu* Help, he's crazy, you gotta help me!

     

    Tahu: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. One at a time. Lewa first.

     

    Lewa: The old geezer I built won't stop rambling about "Back when I was a whippersnapper and lived in Metro city..."

     

    Tahu: I get the picture. Pohatu?

     

    Pohatu: He won't stop whacking me with his hammer telling me to "Get off my lawn!"

     

    Tahu: Let's go find Gali and see if her Turaga is senile.

     

    Tahu, Lewa, and Pohatu: *find Gali*

     

    Gali: Turaga Nokama just finished telling me the legend of Mata Nui.

     

    Lewa: My Turaga is rambling about Metru city or something like that.

     

    Nokama: What?! I'll go straighten him out.

     

    Later all of the Toa and calmed down Turaga gathered together

     

    Vakama: And that is the short version of the legend of Mata Nui.

     

    Tahu and Lewa: *snore*

     

    End Chapter 1

  11. Name: Bok

    Gender: Male

    Species: Toa

    Alignment: Bok has an innate desire to protect the innocent, but he's amnesiac, so I'll just say Neutral, leaning towards good.

    Powers/Weapons: Iron, Kakama, Big Hammer

    Description: a7f143a3-9418-4610-97e9-4b055a403ad0.jpg

    Personality/History: Bok woke up one day lying on the ground in the desert of Po-wahi, with nothing but his armor, mask, hammer, and complete amnesia.

    Weaknesses: Bok has amnesia, so he's still trying to learn how to use his powers.

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