Season One: We're not in Mata Nui anymore! Chapter 1: Giants, Geezers, and Great Spirits Tahu: So what do we do now? Kopaka: We could find a fair method of deciding which one of us is the leader and which one is the deputy. Tahu: Dude, I won the coin toss. I'm in charge. Onua: I think we have a great destiny ahead of us. When it comes time for it to be fulfilled, it shall become clear what it is. Lewa: Whoa, you spoke! But seriously what do we do until then. Onua: *shrugs* Lewa: We could try to get Pohatu on a diet. Pohatu: I am not fat! *stomp, Stomp, STOMP* Tahu: Look, a giant! Everyone play dead. Everyone: *plays dead* Giant: Oh boy! My new Lego sets. *picks up the Toa and has them all fight each other. All are left maskless. Most lose an arm or two, a few even lose their heads. The giant, who is actually a kid, puts down Tahu, the winner and walks away.* Tahu: That was awful. Has anyone seen my arm? Pohatu: Found it. *tosses arm to Tahu* *** Tahu: We've been doing nothing but avoiding that giant for a week and none of our memories have come back. This stinks. Gali: Hey look at that box. (reading)- "Turaga Nokama" Tahu: Maybe there's more of these "Turaga" Let's split up and look for clues. If anyone finds a Turaga that shares their element, build it. 10 minutes later Tahu: *puts Vakama's head on* Done. Vakama: Gathered friends let us listen again to the legend of the Bionicle. Tahu: Uh, hello. Vakama: In the time before time... Tahu: This is boring, I'm leaving. *leaves Vakama: The Great Spirit Mata Nui... Lewa and Pohatu: *run up to Tahu* Help, he's crazy, you gotta help me! Tahu: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. One at a time. Lewa first. Lewa: The old geezer I built won't stop rambling about "Back when I was a whippersnapper and lived in Metro city..." Tahu: I get the picture. Pohatu? Pohatu: He won't stop whacking me with his hammer telling me to "Get off my lawn!" Tahu: Let's go find Gali and see if her Turaga is senile. Tahu, Lewa, and Pohatu: *find Gali* Gali: Turaga Nokama just finished telling me the legend of Mata Nui. Lewa: My Turaga is rambling about Metru city or something like that. Nokama: What?! I'll go straighten him out. Later all of the Toa and calmed down Turaga gathered together Vakama: And that is the short version of the legend of Mata Nui. Tahu and Lewa: *snore* End Chapter 1
