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Do you mind if I use that in a story?

The Barraki (I assume they are Barraki in the Submarines) were warlords who controlled most of the MU, remember? But the Barraki didn't control most of the MU. They didn't get cast into the Pit, they never met Makuta Teridax. the League of Six Kingdoms never existed, and for all we know, the Barraki never existed. Neither did the MU. Canon is not applicable in this regard. All of the things you think you know may not even exist in this universe. But we don't know that they don't exist either. And I think the opening post for one of the location topics by Friar Tuck mentions Metru Nui. Edit: I also assumed it was just a few minutes till the Rahkshi ran away with their nonexistent tails between their legs.

I can't drive...for another week.

Toy Wars is a totally different comedy and I guess I don't know fast-food then. I recognized all of the other puns though. And who is Okoth anyways?

Hooray! I won my first fight! So who do I fight in Round 2?

What's Ihu and Okoth supposed to be? By the way, really funny. Insert shameless advertising here: Any chance any of you want to read my comedy, The Legend of the Bionicle...Toys.?

Can I look at his strategy after Pahrak posts the winner?

Well I appreciate the constructive criticism, thanks for being honest. I think I'll rationalize it by saying that Bok was a Rahkshi hunter before he got amnesia and his instincts kicked in. I'll try to make him less overpowered in the future. I guess it's just harder to do that with NPCs than PCs. And at least I didn't have him kill 42 Edit: Oh and online high-five to whoever it was that made the Red October reference. (I forgot who it was).

Strategy posted. This is my first fight, so I'll probably lose epicly. Also can I look at Phantom's strategy now as long as I don't edit the post? (I'm curious what he did)

Yeah, but I am a Toa of Iron and I was about to drop dead of exhaustion when I finished. Although I guess perhaps I was being a bit OP.

Quick question. Who am I fighting? (fighter, not user)

"Seven." My best RP post ever, I think (which really isn't saying much. I literally joined a few days before the season ended. Woot.) Any comments, please? Constructive criticism is appreciated.

IC: Bok Ga-Koro Rahkshi fight The Rahskhi advanced. "Well, so much for getting back to Ga-Koro. Guess we're the first line of defense," said Bok to the two Toa he had been about to take to Ga-Koro. Bok put his Kakama back on. "Ah that's better," said Bok as his power returned to him. With a scream like a madman, Bok went charging into the horde of Rahkshi yelling "For Mata Nui!" His first opponent was a yellow Rahkshi of Heat Vision. Bok instinctively activated his Kakama and rushed aside when it fired two searing beams of heat straight at him. Bok noticed that the Rahkshi seemed stunned after attacking. With a mighty swing, Bok's hammer came crashing down upon the hideous creature's head. Much to Bok's surprise, an orange and black worm crawled out of the fallen armor. Bok fired a razor sharp piece of metal from his hand that tore the worm to shreds. "One." Bok felt an emotion course through his veins. Fear. The desire to run away from the battle filled Bok and it was all he could do to stand still. Then, he felt another emotion. Indignation, anger, fury. Using his elemental control of Iron, Bok picked up the two Rahkshi in front of him and violently smashed them together until they were unrecognizable and bashed the pile of metal that was left over with his mighty hammer to make sure they were dead. Amazingly, the Kraata Za, injured grievously, crawled out of the battered Turahk. Bok picked up the Kurahk's staff and sliced the slug in half. "Two." "Three." The fear and anger left Bok after destroying the Rahkshi. If these had controlled his very emotions, what horrible powers could the other hold? As Bok was pondering this, a green Rahkshi charged towards Bok and prepared to stab him with its deadly poison. Bok parried the blow just in time with the Kurahk's staff. Bok thrust his staff forwards into the Lehrahk's chest. It stuck. The Lehrahk fell to the ground and the Kraata crawled out of its ruined armor. A swing from Bok's hammer and it knew no more. "Four." Bok saw a black Rahkshi in front of him and attempted to use his elemental powers to lift it. Bok felt like trying to use his powers only made him...weaker. He decided on a new strategy. Bok brought his hammer down on the Vorahk's staff, shattering it like glass. With it's staff broken, the creature reared back in surprise. This time Bok was ready. As soon as the Kraata emerged, Bok grabbed it and tore it in half. "Five" That last fight had seriously weakened Bok. He couldn't take much more. Bok was flung to the ground and away from his hammer by an explosion. The origin of the explosion, a Panrahk, walked up to the fallen Bok and prepared to strike. Bok ducked to the side as the Rahkshi tried to skewer Bok. Bok used his waning elemental powers to cause the Rahkshi's spine to collapse and crush its maggot-like pilot. "Six." Bok was exhausted. As he lumbered over to his hammer, he was pushed to the ground by a blue Rahkshi of Disintegration. Bok used what little remained of his strength to summon his hammer. As it flew towards Bok's outstretched hand, the Guurahk swatted it aside as one would a fly. Using the very last of his power, Bok tore open the Rahkshi and sent its pieces flying in all directions. He crushed the Kraata with his heel. "Seven. I got seven. I guess I can live with that," said Bok. It was now all he could do to keep his eyes open. Bok saw a squad of Rahkshi flying towards him. When they reached him, they merged into a smaller Rahkshi riding a horrible steed and a terrifying three-headed creature. Or I can die with that, thought Bok as the two Kaita approached him. Then something changed. The fusions broke apart and the Rahkshi began fighting each other. They brawled until only one was left. The survivor approached Bok, but its eyes held a feral animalistic madness instead of an evil intelligence. Before it could kill Bok, it was vaporized by yet another Rahkshi. Bok fainted. Bok dreamed of walking through a snowy mountain. Then a Ko-Matoran appeared and led him to a cave. The Matoran said something about knowing the location of an island called Arthaka. The Matoran started gasping for breath as if choked by invisible hand. A large figure with appeared, holding what looked like a Rahkshi's head mounted on a pole. Then Bok was somewhere else, in a fortress. He saw a Toa of Water killing the Ko-Matoran and a great golden being stood by laughing at the Matoran's last words. Then Bok ran. Bok woke up in a hastily constructed tent, with his hammer next to him. He was being treated for his fortunately minor wounds. His greatest problem was exhaustion and he had fixed this with his nap, which apparently lasted two days. Were his dreams memories or idle fantasy? He did not know. "Well, I guess now I make a life for myself." "How many did you get?" asked a Toa of Fire. Bok replied, "Seven."

I'm not saying this stuff can't happen, but does anyone have any ideas for how and why it could/would?

But the Barraki are aquatic. They can't breathe on Mata Nui. And how else will the Bohrok wake up?

IC: Bok "Sure, but how do we get back into Ga-Koro when the walkway's no longer there?" said Bok as he took off his Kakama. "Ahh, I'm so much...weaker." he said as he handed Jetzul the Kanohi.

That's not how I remember it the canon. Without the Makuta, there were still Bohrok, Piraka, Barraki, and different Makuta. And who says Nuju isn't going to introduce an entirely new villain this year? You're being silly. Barraki can't show up without Metru Nui, and Makuta needs to be alive to wake up the Bohrok. And we have plenty of Skakdi already.

I'd like to enter Matoro in the tournament

But with no Makuta, everything is boring and peaceful. It may be fun for Matoran NPCs but it's no fun for the RPG.

OOC: Disregard my last two posts about going back to Ga-Koro. IC: Bok "Okay, but how exactly do I activate my mask? I'm amnesiac and I've only used it accidentally."

Does this mean we're moving to Metru Nui?

Yep

Lesovikk and Tahu. Both original Toa, very different armor. Also this is why Takanuva looked like a Nuva even though he's just a regular Toa

Vile Evil Lunatic Is Killing Anybody Onua

If I was going to name my character's hammer, I'd name it spec-op Greek armor. Let me guess, no one understood my convoluted reference to 3 things at once.