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Status Updates posted by Wotz
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I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?
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I NO, RITE?
Ah. I mean really, really, sick-and-twisted level of mentally different for the one who I give food, but pretty much my level of not-normal for the others. The one with epilepsy is probably quite a bit more normal than me, actually.
I don't think 'hooray' is really the term. (Funnily enough, since my friend was diagnosed, there are now two people in my class with epilepsy)
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Hmm... Tempted to do stop motion...
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Rahkshi staves hurt.
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Right, what do people think of me changing my username to What's-his-name?
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My Internet went down today, and I think I may have gone a bit insane, seeing as I built a Matoran hut out of Lego and started pouring sand into a tray.
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Life is good. And tiring.
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I can also eat cod and/or haddock if they are battered and served with chips.
The majority of sausages and burgers are processed to the point where they no longer resemble anything so much as similar to meat, so I can eat those covered in ketchup. And, sometimes, I take cheese on burgers.
But I cannot eat steak, or bacon.
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Need a film to rent...
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She's the backbone of this facility. Pretty as a postcard too. Sorry fellas, she's married... To SCIENCE.
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Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.
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Looks like a have a Vahi now. I shall use it to travel into the future and clone myself!
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CHICKEN, CHICKEN WINGS, THEY'RE MY FAVOURITE THINGS AND I LOVE TO SING, I SAY CHICKEN, CHICKEN WINGS, IF YOU GIVE ME THEM I WILL EAT THEM TINGS
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I wonder what would happen if a bee had a pollen allergy.
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157 users are online (in the past 20 minutes) 50 members, 101 guests, 6 anonymous users. Those guests have gone too far this time.
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"I'm taking you to the station... Where is it?"
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I invented the quadricycle!
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All my friends IRL have gone on holiday
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Watching rain smatter against my window. I feel so cosy Good ol' British weather.
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Saw The Hobbit yesterday. Too awesome for my mind to handle.
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Why can I foresee someone changing their username to 'The Malicious Individual'?
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your ###### lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Happy birthday me.
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I'm glad my character's aren't famous, that way no one will ever figure out the sheer genius behind Sentraken's plan(s)! MUAHHAHAHAHAAA*cough*aghher...
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Oh great, exams all day tomorrow Welp, need to revise :s
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Which came first, the egg... Or the Trakuda?
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Oh yeah, forgot you took over his account and all that. You should get together with ol' Baron Stabbington and form a Fourth Wall Breaking club.
And due to Trakuda knowing nothing about all the Chronn dealings, he wouldn't exactly be able to answer it correctly. What he CAN do is answer with some kind of stupid joke, as is the age-old last resort.
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The day that the Doctor crashed in Amy Pond's back garden, it was the greatest day of her life. But for the Doctor, it was Tuesday.
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YOU UNCULTURED SWINE