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  1. I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      I NO, RITE?

       

      Ah. I mean really, really, sick-and-twisted level of mentally different for the one who I give food, but pretty much my level of not-normal for the others. The one with epilepsy is probably quite a bit more normal than me, actually.

       

      I don't think 'hooray' is really the term. (Funnily enough, since my friend was diagnosed, there are now two people in my class with epilepsy)

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      PM NOW BOYO

    4. a goose
  2. Hmm... Tempted to do stop motion...

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      I do my best. *Proud*

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      Right, I've decided I am going to make stop motion, even though about 40 of these comments have nothing to do with the actual status.

    4. a goose

      a goose

      Actually, 39 have nothing to do with it. (Karz. Nevermind, it's 40 now. XD)

  3. Rahkshi staves hurt.

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      YO FACE

    3. Unauthorized Autobiography

      Unauthorized Autobiography

      Now, THE GAME has it, but THE DEMO hasn't.

    4. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Oh. I only have the demo. Aaagh.

  4. Right, what do people think of me changing my username to What's-his-name?

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      YOU LOVE IT BECAUSE I TELL YOU TO.

    3. a goose

      a goose

      I DON'T LOVE IT.

      I ADORE IT. =3

    4. Wotz
  5. My Internet went down today, and I think I may have gone a bit insane, seeing as I built a Matoran hut out of Lego and started pouring sand into a tray.

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      There is no text. I have the ad on my screen at this very moment.

    3. a goose

      a goose

      The spoken bit that isn't part of the tune.

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      Can't be bothered, it's a hot day.

  6. Life is good. And tiring.

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      I am fine with chicken, if it is breadcrumbed, battered, or coated in gravy.

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      It's a start, I suppose.

    4. a goose

      a goose

      I can also eat cod and/or haddock if they are battered and served with chips.

      The majority of sausages and burgers are processed to the point where they no longer resemble anything so much as similar to meat, so I can eat those covered in ketchup. And, sometimes, I take cheese on burgers.

      But I cannot eat steak, or bacon.

  7. Need a film to rent...

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      o.O

       

      13 comments and only one film was recommended...

    3. WORT WORT WORT

      WORT WORT WORT

      you're welcome

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      Cool beans.

  8. She's the backbone of this facility. Pretty as a postcard too. Sorry fellas, she's married... To SCIENCE.

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      All these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way, keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping, because that's not part of the test - that's asbestos.

    3. a goose

      a goose

      Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

    4. Wade.

      Wade.

      Greatest profile feed conversation ever. 'Nuff said.

  9. Looks like a have a Vahi now. I shall use it to travel into the future and clone myself!

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      No, Zoma is making a comedy. And he gave out a spoiler.

    3. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      That wasn't a spoiler Vorex.

       

      You really are a criminal.

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      And I believe you may also be... ZE SPY!

  10. CHICKEN, CHICKEN WINGS, THEY'RE MY FAVOURITE THINGS AND I LOVE TO SING, I SAY CHICKEN, CHICKEN WINGS, IF YOU GIVE ME THEM I WILL EAT THEM TINGS

  11. I wonder what would happen if a bee had a pollen allergy.

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      Well, you did say you didn't get it XP

    3. a goose

      a goose

      Yes, but I always say that. It doesn't mean I mean it. XD

    4. Wotz
  12. 157 users are online (in the past 20 minutes) 50 members, 101 guests, 6 anonymous users. Those guests have gone too far this time.

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    2. I have no name

      I have no name

      Oh, is that word filtered?

      Who knew.

    3. a goose

      a goose

      ^ Told you he was real ^

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      Cool beans.

  13. "I'm taking you to the station... Where is it?"

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      I know what it is, Wotz. As I just said in the PM, I was playing dumb to annoy you. XD

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      I bet you were :P

    4. a goose

      a goose

      Obviously.

  14. I invented the quadricycle!

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      that doesn't answer my question about going to that place where we can actually talk

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      oh i thought you were telling me to go to that other place that people tell people to go when they don't like them

    4. a goose

      a goose

      yeah this filter business can really cause communication problems xP

  15. All my friends IRL have gone on holiday :(

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    2. Rahkshi Guurahk

      Rahkshi Guurahk

      I SPIT ON THIS ARGUEMENT.

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      You're a bit late.

    4. Rahkshi Guurahk

      Rahkshi Guurahk

      I know.

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

  16. Watching rain smatter against my window. I feel so cosy :P Good ol' British weather.

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      Only the Irish may laugh at our misfortune. You may laugh, Wotz, but I can now find your location. By checking archived weather forecasts for the 23rd at 7:04pm in Britain, outside of Scotland.

    3. a goose

      a goose

      To put it in layman's terms: All your base are belong to us.

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      I had an accomplice bounce my signal off of every relay in the country. You'll never find me, Batman.

       

      WHOOPS ACCIDENTAL REFERENCE

  17. Saw The Hobbit yesterday. Too awesome for my mind to handle.

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      Huzzah for sensibility! :D

       

      *fireworks*

    3. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      Like a sir.

       

      *Raises wineglass in toast*

    4. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Well, my school held an event. Half the school went to watch The Hobbit.

       

      In other words, I didn't pirate anything. Thought you might be happy to know.

  18. Why can I foresee someone changing their username to 'The Malicious Individual'?

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      @Wotz: That joke about more memorable names works on more than one level. XD

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      All completely intentional B)

    4. a goose

      a goose

      Figures.

  19. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your ###### lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      Pirok? Why is he doing all the work, Vorex?

    3. 25K Now!

      25K Now!

      Pirok has assumed direct control.

    4. a goose

      a goose

      Because Pirok is the Matoran character in my comics. I am now Vorex: Paradox Eater, and you will refer to me as...

      OMG, someone called me Vorex! =D

  20. Happy birthday me.

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      Dude, it's eggs-ter-mi-nate. Re-watch Asylum.

    3. Wotz
    4. Rahkshi Guurahk

      Rahkshi Guurahk

      eggs... ster... min... ate...

  21. I'm glad my character's aren't famous, that way no one will ever figure out the sheer genius behind Sentraken's plan(s)! MUAHHAHAHAHAAA*cough*aghher...

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      Have you figured out the answer to the one Reich gave Trakuda yet?

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      I never thought about it. Trakuda didn't, so neither did I. He's based on me, you see.

       

      Although, I am thinking now, and it looks like Chronn has some dark secret he's covering up with the detective agency (His 'mask') ad Reichenbach wants to take it away by making Chronn look like a murderer.

    4. a goose

      a goose

      Good. Now you're really thinking. >=)

  22. Oh great, exams all day tomorrow -_- Welp, need to revise :s

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      What?! I can't hear you over all this AWESOME!

    3. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Pyrrhon senses danger... and now Pyrrhon sees it!

    4. a goose

      a goose

      Looks like you could use a hand, angel. The mighty hand... of justice!

  23. Which came first, the egg... Or the Trakuda?

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      He kind of forgot about it, given that he is currently in denial of that meeting with Reichenbach as a whole. Didn't I PM you about it though?

    3. a goose

      a goose

      No, you didn't. You commented on a status update. That's different.

      And if you had PMd anyone, it would have been your paradoxophobic friend, not me.

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      Oh yeah, forgot you took over his account and all that. You should get together with ol' Baron Stabbington and form a Fourth Wall Breaking club.

      And due to Trakuda knowing nothing about all the Chronn dealings, he wouldn't exactly be able to answer it correctly. What he CAN do is answer with some kind of stupid joke, as is the age-old last resort.

       

  24. The day that the Doctor crashed in Amy Pond's back garden, it was the greatest day of her life. But for the Doctor, it was Tuesday.

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT CHAPTER 3.

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      STOP GIVING ME NOTIFICATIONS AND I'LL BE ABLE TO READ IT

    4. a goose

      a goose

      MAYBE LATER

  25. YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      you would not BELIEVE how happy I was when the LGMs showed up

      but the real tear-jerker was when Andy gave the toys to the little girl, right at the end. ;_;

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      I know man :'(

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      And the Totoro cameo :D

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