Ghidora131

What the kerfluffles? How did that happen? o_0

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I believe I know all now. I am thankful for this.

Restaurant in Piece

It was a sad day. It was a normal day.

Read, and be horrified

That I still continued this stupid thing after a year

Read, and be horrified

Of how I continued something this dumb after a year and a half

Read, and be horrified.

As to why I'm notifying you of this.

magnificent linguistic craftsmanship

Read, and be horrified.

At how you didn't die from all of the bad puns.

Oh my gosh yes

Read, and be horrified.

At my incredible ability to not just let it die.

*pulls out machine gun* Trust me, it will be quick and painless.

O-okay... *pulls out another machine gun*

Hey, that didn't hurt at all!

New chaptur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!12!!!1!3!1!!!!!!!!!!i!!!!!one!

You're welcome.

Check the main post if you want to be "knowledgeable". Sheesh, who wants to do that?

Riddle me this.

I am green, grouchy, and I have orange eyes. What am I?

Thanks for the assist.

Tis over naow.

Sadsies :C

Enjoy.

At last. (dramatic music).

*Thomas Bergersen comes in*