Ghidora131

apocalypse, part one. the four jesters are currently packing all they need to wreak havoc upon the earth: terrible puns, obscure unfitting references, ironic sarcasm, and dumb wit. Prepare yourself, and don't open the door when you hear them riding on their balloon ponies! D:

Still a better story than Twilight.

Heh, lol.

Well lookie there.

Where?! *becomes extremely paranoid*

They are my people.

Viva La Revolution!

I recently had a dream where I was on a field trip with my old class to a retro movie theater and Ian McKellen was our guide, and my teeth were so wrotten and brittle that I was able to lock on to them using other teeth and rip them out painlessly. I spat my teeth out and they were black around the base with holes, and as some women were checking me out they walked by me and smelled the rotten teeth I had in my hand but didn't know that that is where the smell came from and started compla...

*complaining about the stench and I was crying while not changing my emotion. Then I woke up and brushed my teeth.

And the moral of the story is: Ian McKellen is eeevil.

YES, YES I DID!

pronounced Ay-ya-fiatla-yokutk

if you ever see it.

Lol, is it a little late to say "thank you" now? Haha I've always been here, but for some reason I never made an account. I didn't care so much for commenting. I just sorta enjoyed reading them, but I thought now was a good time as any to start adding my input.

No, it isn't too late. If there's any questions you may have, just ask.

Alright, straight up! I'll let you know if anything comes up.