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  1. Bonkle

    He's not leaving, Orville. You got your nightstick ready?

    1. Ride Another Day

      Ride Another Day

      FRIED OYSTER SKINS!!!

  2. Bonkle

    I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich. Get a life.

    1. Kaburimasu 米

      Kaburimasu 米

      why can't we like status updates

    2. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      Because the guy who set this site up died from smelling fried oyster skins before he could add it.

    3. Kaburimasu 米

      Kaburimasu 米

      IIII love fried oyster skinsss

  3. Bonkle

    Why is Parasect so creepy

    1. Ride Another Day

      Ride Another Day

      Well, someone has to make the situation awkward you know?

  4. Bonkle

    Hello there, and welcome to BZPower.

  5. Bonkle

    Then he said, "Here's a riddle for you. Find the answer. There's a reason for the world, you, and I."

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    2. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      Can't forget about the mushrooms and worms

    3. Ride Another Day

      Ride Another Day

      My corpse eats those worms and mushrooms.

      Believe me, I've seen it.

    4. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      Speaking of mushrooms, I am forever terrified of Parasect.

  6. Bonkle

    Heh, I remember when I first joined the site. You had only joined seven days before me, and we both had the Volitak as our pic. I changed mine so there wouldn't be confusion, and that's how my legacy of Mahiki's started. Good times.

    1. Endruv

      Endruv

      Really? And yet you seem like a much more older member.

    2. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      I adapt easily. I blend in. One of the few things I can pride myself on.

  7. Bonkle

    Most likely I'll be changing my name soon. I've come up with three possible names, I'm not sure which to use.

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    2. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      "All American Turaga"

    3. Evergrey: Toa of Music

      Evergrey: Toa of Music

      That's a start. It's actually not bad haha. It's got a catchy ring to it. Maybe instead of Turaga, use Kolhii Champion. ie. "All American Kolhii Champion."

      A few other bands I like that have good names for this: The Unguided (The Unguided Makuta? The Unguided Matoran?) Or The Storm (The Storm Toa). Idk, I'm trying to help a friend out.

    4. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      The Unguided Makuta sounds pretty good.

  8. Bonkle

    Hello there, and welcome to BZPower.

  9. Bonkle

    Super Paper Mario is one of the greatest games of all time.

    1. Kaburimasu 米

      Kaburimasu 米

      Its not a great game until Cashew is good at it

    2. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      Trust me, it's pretty great.

  10. Bonkle

    Hey, I'm open to making new friends, any particular reason why you added me? Just curious. :)

    1. Granberia Doragoon

      Granberia Doragoon

      Cuz you seem like a cool dude.

    2. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      Ah, okay. Good to know I'm cool to someone. :P Glad to be friends!

  11. Bonkle

    Hello there, and welcome to BZPower.

    1. Tahu3.0

      Tahu3.0

      Thank you!!! and yea im a new member.

  12. Bonkle

    What if you found a portal to a parallel universe? What if you could slide into a thousand different worlds? Where it's the same year, and you're the same person, but everything else is different. And what if you can't find your way home?

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    2. Petewa

      Petewa

      Explore for a bit before hopping back in my Tardis and leaving.

    3. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      You can only travel once every 24 hours. And the other worlds are dangerous. You are hunted by aliens who can also travel. But their traveler things have lasers.

    4. Arzaki

      Arzaki

      Kill everything you see with a copper shortsword.

       

      That's a reference.

  13. Bonkle

    Hello there, and welcome to BZPower.

  14. Bonkle

    Hello there, and welcome to BZPower.

  15. Bonkle

    hiss hiss treasure planet

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    2. The Editor

      The Editor

      Wait, this is important now. Have you seen ######?

    3. The Editor

      The Editor

      ... so Heck-boy's name is a swear word? I mean Anung Un Rama. You know, Red. Mike Mignola's signature character. The demon guy.

    4. Petewa

      Petewa

      Yeah, I know him, why's he relevant?

  16. Bonkle

    I care.

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    2. Kaburimasu 米

      Kaburimasu 米

      yes but I wasn't born there . I have a strong French background , hence the last name "Artis"

    3. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      Ah, interesting.

    4. Tahu3.0

      Tahu3.0

      French i see.

  17. Bonkle

    Hello there, and welcome to BZPower.

  18. Bonkle

    I'll be trying my hand at some better quality avatars this weekend. They may take a while, and I have some schoolwork to do. But if you're interested, let me know. I'm sick of my sloppy, out-of-the-lines avatars.

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    2. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      Oh, the one I'm using right now wasn't made by me. It's been a while since I used one of my own creations.

    3. Kaburimasu 米

      Kaburimasu 米

      Oh psssshhhfflflfplfsplsflphshshhh ... I totally knew that B)

    4. Dane-gerous

      Dane-gerous

      see, the trick is to embrace the trash, and love it.

      you're trying too hard.

       

  19. Bonkle

    Hello there, and welcome to BZPower.

  20. Bonkle

    Hello there, and welcome to BZPower.

  21. Bonkle

    Hello there, and welcome to BZPower.

  22. Bonkle

    Hello there, and welcome to BZPower.

  23. Bonkle

    Hey there, welcome to BZPower!

  24. Bonkle

    We both change our profile pics a lot. *gets closer* We're blood brothers. *cuts open arm, blood goes everywhere* REE REE REE

    1. Dane-gerous

      Dane-gerous

      i lost all of my blood in a bet with the devil

    2. user-402520536

      user-402520536

      I don't remember having a bet with you...

    3. Dane-gerous

      Dane-gerous

      you were under the influence of alcohol.

  25. Bonkle

    I killed a man. With THIS thumb.

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    2. The Hip Historian Iaredios

      The Hip Historian Iaredios

      One and three-quarters.

    3. The Hip Historian Iaredios

      The Hip Historian Iaredios

      one of my favorite parts form Ratotouille. I probably butchered the spelling there, but then again, I'm not French. I mean, my father's side kind of goes back to France when some guy enlisted in the Norman army and helped take over England, but that's WAY in the past... I don't even know if he was French or a Norman.

    4. Petewa

      Petewa

      I understood that reference.

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