Not Quite Dead

IC: Ezezko - New Atero Tower

Holy crackers he must look stupid right now.

...

"...you are also looking at one of the greatest living aerial combat experts... alive."

There we go.

IC: Ezezko - New Atero Tower

"You are looking at the greatest living pilot."

The lie flew with the grace of a self inflicted shotgun makeover.

 

He chalked that one up to his long mental post it note of slights against him, real and imagined.

Dude I wish I had a mental post it note

 

Especially a long one

 

 

Okay, the real reason I'm quoting this is because there's quite literally nothing going on in this post. No return quip, no continued sentence, nothing. I'm not saying I want you to do everything so that everyone else wins, but this keeps us from doing anything at all, as it's entirely going on inside his mind.

 

He doesn't even have to say anything, just to show discomfort, or - well, basically anything. For all we know, he showed no sign of irritation or emotion and sat there without so much as moving a muscle.

I think we're waiting on Nato, so that post was purposefully made like that.

IC: Ezezko - New Atero Tower

Mistaking his sister for his brother would've been acceptable, but for this Skakdi to so casually and blatantly ignore his postured gruffness, carefully cultivated ruggedness and unmistakably masculine world-weariness was too much. Just too much.

He chalked that one up to his long mental post it note of slights against him, real and imagined.

IC: Ezezko - New Atero Tower

Keep cool, keep cool...

Picking himself up and making a grandiose movement of dusting himself off, he plopped into the nicest and biggest looking seat available, leaving a goofy Matoran sized seat for Big, Red and Ugly.

"I'm here about the experimental vehicle, sir." He stated matter a fact before tossing a sidewards glance at the Skakdi.

IC: Ezezko - New Atero Tower

Before he had nary a chance to speak, the much bigger creature behind him pushed him forward, causing him to throw his hands up in defence of his face. It wasn't that effective.

"What the karz was that for?" He growled

SO WATCH ME WHlP WATCH ME MAY MAY

I vote Ehks for manduck's death and Ghidora for baeblade's death

IC: Ezezko - New Atero Tower

What had that other bloke called himself? The best and worst chap in the wastes? Something along those lines. The undeniable worst chap (and he wasn't your chap, pal) of the wastes had formed a neat little line of one behind Big Red Ugly, he of the morbid knocking. Queued up just in time to see the waifish servant open the doors and mutter a greeting at the skakdi.

Sidestepping out of the other's sizable shadow, Ezezko piped up before the skakdi had a chance to respond.

"Yeah, me and my friends are here about the thing."

OOC: Interacting with Maldrake

I could not get my mind out of the gutter while reading those first two scenes

CHARACTER

Name : Ezezko

Species : Po-Matoran

Gender : Male

Powers : Naturally talented at stone shaping and athletics like most stone elementals

Gear : Noble Hau; Backpack full of tools for quick repairs to his aircraft; collapsable crossbow and three bolts for it; Protosteel sabre with the unique ability to absorb either electrical or heat generating elemental attacks and superheat the blade in the process. When superheated the handle and guard are relatively safe to hold, but the blade is exactly as dangerous (to both user and foe) as one would expect. One "charge" lasts approximately one minute

Personal Aircraft : For Hire

Allegiance/Role : Originally from Tesara, currently has no strong ties there. Nominally considered an odd jobber

Appearance : Fairly sizable and jacked for a matoran, his body and mask are speckled in the camouflage of the desert. Rocky greys and sandy browns with a dash or two of rusty orange twinkling in the form of a mismatched piece of armor or three

Personality : Ezezko carries himself with a carefully cultivated grace and an aire of lithe coolness, like a cowboy-quarterback-minstrel-playboy amalgamation. Both traits, are of course, completely false. He puts on the mask because it works a lot better than showing his true colors as a bitter and chronically backstabbing loser. He isn't a cuddly pitiable loser either and really really hates that character trope

Bio : Perennially down trodden and unlucky, Ez comes from a background of failure, poverty and exile. All he really wants in life is absolute power and wealth, which is normal, right? Travels the great wastes taking whatever work comes his way and doing as little of it as possible while still pocketing the payment. This behavior hasn't earned him many friends in life

AIRCRAFT

Name : For Hire

Model: Jetrax T6

Weaponry : Two completely vanilla Skyblasters, one mounted on either wing

Customisation : Possesses a set of thrusters that allow for vertical take off and complex horizontal maneuvering in the air like the hybrid child of a helicopter and harrier jet. Also equipped with a set of rear view mirrors that remove the obscuring effects of weather, smoke, etc in their reflection

Appearance : Stripped of paint and niceties, the somewhat nameless craft is identifiable solely by the large print in brilliant white on its starboard side stating/naming itself as "FOR HIRE"

*snaps fingers*

Wait, The Ghrinch is Ghidora?!?!

 

scene delayed until tomorrow, was busy most of today and then spent the rest sleeping

Two days later.

I trust that you did not play bionifight infinite.

To attempt a profile on my phone or wait til my PC lives again... Tough call.

wat

>lynching a confirmed innocent

 

i like to think i can put up with a certain amount of "stuff" but buddy if you can't type in english on a site where you're supposed to type in english then imma lynch you, no regrets

Fair enough, let me know when you use punctuation.

His bf(f) Tyler doesn't use punctuation so expect none here

It was nice knowing you all.

 

At least half the people voting me are scum

Every politician ever.

I'm not a politician I'm a humanitarian

At least half the people voting me are scum

It's gonna be tremendous

There is zero (0) evidence that I committed a crime.

I'm gonna MAKE MAFIA GREAT AGAIN and vote GHRINCH for the death of Vox.

As for my other vote, it's gonna be TREMENDOUS and it's gonna be for TOAD. I vow to send him to prison for his crimes.

ayy lmao