Dokuma

Mmyes. Although I'll be honest, I have no intention of doing the first three. By the way, FACT: I thought of the idea for the last entry in the middle of the night when I was sort of in a half-conscious state. I discover the best blog entries are thought of not in the shower, but when your mind isn't really functioning that well.

Welcome to my blog

1. Gain weight 2. Eat more 3. Exercise less 4. Continue posting blog entries that consist entirely of lists 5. Employ the art of sarcasm, which I never do, especially in this blog

Can't let you do that, Magikarp

FACT: Bulbasaur evolves into Pikachu when frightened. FACT: Exeggcute is the most prized Pokemon of Team Rocket. FACT: Team Rocket's Meowth is the only Pokemon that cannot speak English; it can only say its name. FACT: Nurse Joy is credited with holding the first annual baby buffalo patty drop & golf shootout. FACT: Ash Ketchum has aged considerably since the show's inception. Add your own!

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What didja get for Christmas?Whatcha doin' for New Years/Eve?Are you from the internet?Snow or no?Who's your NFL team?And now... Dok's Ladies: Where They Are Now! Green Tee: Never broke up with her weenie boyfriend. Still good friends with her and her family. Long over her. Anyway.Blue Eyes: I asked her out and she said yes, then texted me the next day saying no. Now dating some guy with huge nostrils. I have no interest in her whatsoever anymore.Unattainable Goal: Never really pursued her seriously, because my thing for her was during what I guess you'd call my awkward years. Anyway. Still friends, rarely talk. I understand she's dating like a semi-professional baseball player in his 20s. Lulz.Happy Happy Joy Joy: I just ain't into her anymore (haven't been for quite some time). It's like the episode of King of Queens where Deacon's dating that real laughy chick. Blegh. HHJJ is currently courting some creepy 25 or 26 year old. o_OFinally, I'm adding a new one to this list... who we'll call... okay, well, I have no idea what to call her. She's exactly one year younger than me (same birthday), goes to our church, for some reason strongly dislikes Green Tee ( ), is very attractive ( ), but seems a little high-maintenance. Haven't decided if I'm into her or not. Leaning towards yes, but it's all up in the air right now. But yeah, if I asked her out tomorrow, she's jump at the opportunity--it's pretty obvious that she has a thing for me. :hehe: Sooo... what should we name her?

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B) Stands to reason.

Coming tomorrow: Dok's ladies: where they are now!

Title says it all. Not to mention Eagles carmats. : D

[Posted as a closed entry to prevent flaming/debate. The edited content of this entry has been approved by Black Six] I spent a lot of time considering what to put in this entry. Here's a quote from Motago that sums it up beautifully: That is Christmas. We've misunderstood the holiday if we keep the baby in the manger in our minds. It's about the death of a Man. Merry Christmas, everyone. May you remember the amazing intervention in human history that took place 2,000 years ago for what it truly is. : D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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And by island-themed I mean Christmas. B)What is your favorite gift that you're giving to someone?What's your favorite part of Christmas?What gift do you hope to receive?Who, what, when, where, why?If so, how?

Cee > you LOL TROLL!

B) hmmm idk

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/degenexo/emotes/uh.png :uh: > cee :uh: cee > katie :uh:

More like the Pastafarian holy day falls on Christmas this year.

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lol me either

This comment wins the "coololest comment in this thread" award B) yeah but like we were right in that bit atlantic snowstorm or whatev. probably got about a foot in this neck of the woods

Only if it's National Blah Day. B)