Greivous's Malevolence

Four contest at once: BS01's short story, S&T's short story, comedies, and blog.

No offense, but FOR THE LOSE.

Hey, I think I had less than a thousand after 5 years. I obviously bumped that up quite a bit, though.

I don't try, but you appear to be the polar opposite of me.

The second amendment is for militias. Civilians, put down your weapons!

DC got it right, for a while...

Logic test? Huh? That makes little sense. Logic is merely the ability to use deductive reasoning to solve other applications. You can test math logic, English logic, or scientific logic, but how can you test logic in general?

I suppose you'll find out. But please, do enlighten me.

uh okay

 

give me some time to find all my party-related gifs

 

I don't have any in my new Maj and my old one is torture to find anything @_o

 

 

from the old:

 

anim_ranger.gif

ahnaldpartyhard.gif

anim_smoochy.gif

dodgecat20.gif

dancingniteowl.gif

larrypartyhard.gif

partyhard_april.gif

partyhard_cat1.gif

zoidberg_dance2_animate.gif

LOL. The Arnold one was hilarious; is that from Total Recall?

I'll come, because every party needs someone to hang around in the corner, drink punch, and talk everyone around them to death.

I'm talkint about the movies so than you would be an enemy.....

RCF

 

Ah.

 

The first one was passable, in my opinion, but the second was just awful and I don't expect the third to be any better. Kristen Stewart's face just looks faker and faker each new one they make, and I swear, if she doesn't stop biting her lip someone ought to smack her. The worst of it is, she's better in other movies. She was funny in Adventureland, and I hear she makes a great Joan Jett in some new movie. But she's stuck in a role that has terrible dialogue and she does nothing to try and make it better. In fact, I'd say most of the cast either phones it in or has no talent to make it any better. After seeing Anna Kendrick in Up In The Air, I'm ashamed to see her in Twilight movies. She should be, too; she's proven herself a wonderful actress but she chooses to reprise a role as an air-headed half-wit teenager. As for Robert Pattinson and whoever the heck plays Jacob, well, if girls didn't find them so gosh darned handsome they'd see in a second that they are awful. Honestly, no sane person can admire them as actors. They just needed pretty faces that sell well, and that's what they got. Acting seems to be their least priority. Furthermore, the graphics for the wolves is some of the most trashy, cheap-looking CGI in the past decade, and in this day and age of special effects that's just unforgivable. Also, the movies have turned thousands upon thousands of innocent girls into mindless buying machine. Here's just a few ridiculous things that opportunists are trying to sell to Twi-hards:

-Trading Cards

-Paper plates

-A documentary on Forks

-EVERY KIND OF CLOTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE

And guess what? The mindless masses who have sold their souls to the movies buy it. Twi-hards will buy anything, in most cases. It's just painful to watch. It's like taking candy from a baby for those selling things. It's just sickening. I can't imagine the kind of money these people spend to have all the latest Twilight stuff, and for what? To honor movies barely worth watching with undying loyalty? To make Stephenie Meyer rich? Heck, half the people that buy this junk have even touched the books. I bet less than half even know who Stephenie Meyer is. In short, the movies have ruined the books, the actors, the fans, and the general sanity of America. And that is inexcusable.

 

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Haha well tell us how you really feel!!

Anywho, I will admit that that Trading cars, and stuff are wird. But you cannot talk about the paper plates...... Cause other films have used paper plates for a seeling item. Like, Indiana Jones,Star Wars, Iron Man, Bionicle, and many manymore which has gotton pretty dumb IMO, So you can't just pick on the Twilight paper plates without picking on all the other film plates if you will. I liked Kristen in the first Twlight movie and in New Moon way to much drama on her part. But I really like Robert and Talyor (Jacob) as actors. I have not see Kristen in any other movied besides Twilight...... Same with Robert and Taylor.

RCF

I'm sorry for the rant. I get a little carried away. Okay, more than a little.

The thing about the paper plates is the audience. Some kids like Iron Man, Indy Jones, Star Wars, and most certainly Bionicle. Think about it; if you're still at the age where you're buying paper plates for, say, a birthday, you're not at the age where you should be watching/reading Twilight. I mean, seriously.

I'm talkint about the movies so than you would be an enemy.....

RCF

Ah.

The first one was passable, in my opinion, but the second was just awful and I don't expect the third to be any better. Kristen Stewart's face just looks faker and faker each new one they make, and I swear, if she doesn't stop biting her lip someone ought to smack her. The worst of it is, she's better in other movies. She was funny in Adventureland, and I hear she makes a great Joan Jett in some new movie. But she's stuck in a role that has terrible dialogue and she does nothing to try and make it better. In fact, I'd say most of the cast either phones it in or has no talent to make it any better. After seeing Anna Kendrick in Up In The Air, I'm ashamed to see her in Twilight movies. She should be, too; she's proven herself a wonderful actress but she chooses to reprise a role as an air-headed half-wit teenager. As for Robert Pattinson and whoever the heck plays Jacob, well, if girls didn't find them so gosh darned handsome they'd see in a second that they are awful. Honestly, no sane person can admire them as actors. They just needed pretty faces that sell well, and that's what they got. Acting seems to be their least priority. Furthermore, the graphics for the wolves is some of the most trashy, cheap-looking CGI in the past decade, and in this day and age of special effects that's just unforgivable. Also, the movies have turned thousands upon thousands of innocent girls into mindless buying machine. Here's just a few ridiculous things that opportunists are trying to sell to Twi-hards:

-Trading Cards

-Paper plates

-A documentary on Forks

-EVERY KIND OF CLOTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE

And guess what? The mindless masses who have sold their souls to the movies buy it. Twi-hards will buy anything, in most cases. It's just painful to watch. It's like taking candy from a baby for those selling things. It's just sickening. I can't imagine the kind of money these people spend to have all the latest Twilight stuff, and for what? To honor movies barely worth watching with undying loyalty? To make Stephenie Meyer rich? Heck, half the people that buy this junk have even touched the books. I bet less than half even know who Stephenie Meyer is. In short, the movies have ruined the books, the actors, the fans, and the general sanity of America. And that is inexcusable.

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Semi-fan of the books, major enemy of the movies.

Can I do that?

I don't mind about that, but do you have info on when the Battle Videos will be up?

Great Job, everyone! I would like to do the 2006 Inika Movie, so Spiriah should feel free to pick one now.

 

EDIT: Just to be clear, what I'm writing starts basically at the beginning of Power Play and runs to the end of Inferno? (Dangit...I wanted to do the travel through Karzahni too, but I suppose I can't have my cake and eat it as well.)

 

 

EDIT 2: I'd like to work closely with whoever's doing the other script for 2006, so we can discuss when exactly we're going to start and end and how we're going to structure our respective scripts. If that is your choice, please PM me.

Well, if I do, I'll be sure to coordinate with you. I have the utmost respect for the 06 saga, so I'd do nothing to desecrate it.

Oh man, if I get the first half of 06, I'm going to have sooo much fun with the Axonn scene...

All 4 of the winners get to pick a script, but 1st place goes first, second goes second, etc.

Cool, but can you let the winners know? I'd like to know what I'm doing so I can get writing.

Wait...so does that mean I get to pick a script to do? I'd love to take on either WoS or MoL, if that's the case.

I'm coming, so if anything happens, let me know.

I vote #9.

Hey Bink, two questions:

1. Can we have a download for the background music in the "Mata Nui Saga" videos? Because the score is fantastic.

2. Any chance the "Mata Nui Saga" videos will cover the Valley of the Maze?

Actually, I hadn't worried about it because you hadn't updated your blog since the HEROPOSE gift, so I assumed the website ate you.

I can't wait to see it. Although (and if you worked on this it's a compliment; if not, sorry) there's no way it can be as fantastic as the Atlantis site. That site is so high-tech, full of great graphic and awesome downloads, and awesomely animated that it's one of the coolest sites on the 'net. Feel free to pass that on. I just love it.

I'll be patient, but I'm a bit disappointed that the game will not be up for a while. Why? I love the games on bionicle.com, and I've been hungering for one now that GA3 ISN'T OUT. hint hint. But I don't blame you for that, after all it's not going to be on a Lego site.

Any word on GA3 release? It's been a while since we had word on it.

Iron's good. I suppose the reason for that has something to do with the Iron Matoran in the MU, though. There has to be a correlation.

The true fans will be buying the Stars already as a final goodbye to our favorite franchise

I going to do more than that. A LOT more than that.

And I am pretty excited for this new game though...it sounds cool.

 

-Z-

Same here. In addition to getting them all, I'll also likely be getting an extra Tahu so I can make Mr. Goldy and have a bonus set of Haus.

Ouch. This is painful.

Fiscally, you've got to wonder why they made a game though. The true fans will be buying the Stars already as a final goodbye to our favorite franchise, and we're the majority of the people that use the site. I'm not sure it will be able to persuade new fans to buy them, though.

On the other hand, maybe it's Lego's final gift to us. I know we're all mad at them for axing Bionicle, but they're being really nice. Upkeep on Bioniclestory.com is going to be expensive (I think), and yet they'll still give us story updates. I just hope desperately it's not individual stories of "This is Axonn. Everyone's happy now, so this is why he's happy".

You should destroy the canon using special canon cannons while playing canon.

Whoever said the hands comment deserved an award obviously hadn't read this. I'm not one for praise, but that deserves a flippin' pedestal.

And we won't mind. BZP will just grind our teeth, yell our insults throughout the forums, yet still grin like kids whenever it comes on TV. "Mommy, mommy, it's the Stars! I have those!"

Don't touch it, or you'll be cursed.

 

But you are soo lucky.

 

I'm sure Bink's touched it at one point. Bink, what is your curse?

Omnipotence.

Didn't you already have that?

Don't touch it, or you'll be cursed.

But you are soo lucky.

He has gotten old, but man would it be awesome to meet him. He looks nice, and he may have gotten taller since being Worf.

And the Ignika is quite awesome.

Bink, get her to read that post.

 

I COMMAND YOU!!!!

What, mine? No, she'd be weirded out.

I can't help it though. Marriage is one of my most important goals of all time.

And if it can be in some way related to Bionicle (marrying Lore/me as Tahu (Mata), my wife as Gali (mata), my best man Lewa (mata), her maid of honor.....Hahli Mahri, and her father dressed as the Mata Nui canister) then it'd be even better.