Sing to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner, the USA's national anthem:
Oh, say, do you know?
Why the server won't go?
What so proudly we hailed
At the bubblewrap's gleeming.
And the member's red glare!
F5 keys bursting through air!
Gave proof, through the night.
That the server ain't there.
Oh say, why me?
Does the server bother?
In the forums, of the mad!
And the members are sad.