Little Miss Krahka

'S arright. I just enjoy being contrary, and I was sick of having a short profile anyway, since I used to have an extremely long one, before it got so out of date that I needed to make a new one. Which never really happened.

*thumbs up to signature*

*warily eye profile*

PROFILE VIEW FIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!

AA AAAAA AAA AA!

ARE YOU AN INVADING ALIEN FLEET?

SHOULD I BE WORRIED YET?

Though if you're a non-invading alien fleet, sweet. That's cool by me.

Are you being stalked by everyone who looks at your profile for five seconds?

Arpy Arpday!

But he's my frieeeeeend! His name is Pooky and he likes jazz!

C'mon, Chief! We're in a building with some of the sexiest chits this side of the multiverse, and you're stopping to talk to *modrons?*

Congratulations. You now have a longer interests list than I do right now! Yaaaay!

At least until I post up my new one, which'll be EXACTLY 50,000 characters.

CROOOOW!

From Mystery Science Theater 3000.

errrm

hello?

gooby pls

Good evening. *tips top hat*

Happy birthday! Still miss you like crazy. Hope you're doin' well where ever it is you are these days.

HEY HEY YOU YOU I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE

Hey look you got a birthday.

whoa

Hooray! A convert!

HOW ABOUT JUST SHAPESHIFTING /INTO/ A MECHA?

OR SOMETHING.

I BE THE KRAHKA!!!

RAWRRRRRRRGH GET OFFA MY LAWN

I KNOOOW!

ESPECIALLY SINCE I EARNED IT BASICALLY BY BEING HERE A LONG TIME AND PAYING FOR IT

HAHA

I spy a Kavar. Yaaaay Kavar.

Even though Master Vash was the coolest. But they killed her off ignobly. SOB CRY. She was the only one who knew what was going on.

I've been here ten years to the day. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

I've got a bag full of crabs here!

I'm gonna put them in my mouth.

OH YES!

I'm gonna run around the town on a market day

Everyone'll look at me and say

I've got a mouth full of crabs.

IM ON UR STAPLRZ TIPTOIN' IN UR COMMENTZ BOX

Your current avatar is made of infinite win. Indeed.