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Metallic O'Dalek

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  1. The Court Of Dalek is re-opening it's gates. I am now accepting Lawsuits.
  2. Llamas!!! I WUB YOUR LLAMAS! *Gets buried under Llamas*
  3. I have decided to open the Blog County Prison, for the worst of the lot. Someone use bad Grammar in your blog? Instead of correcting their grammar, let me know, and I'll take themto Laughin'Man's Court! Then you can hire me or Norik's Prophecy as Lawyers!
  4. The closing of my court. However, before you get to happy about this, I am becoming one of the lowest lifeforms out there. I am opening an Attorney's office.
  5. I have the largest Xenomorphs that have been found, are found, and will be found!
  6. I have a Xenomorph, a Spinax, and a Panda as guard dogs!
  7. I have less stuff, and yet, I'm the only one, besides my cat, who can navigate through my room. And that's with half the stuff rammed under my bed.
  8. What's the difference between a Hippopotamus and a Limosine? Do they have similar glands? I mean, do they drip hormones or oil to mark their territory? (I have seen limosines dripping oil... but Hippopotomi, do they just poop? And is it large poo or small poo - similar to that of an elephant but with a lighter color and perhaps lacking in....beetles.) If so - why don't they learn French?
  9. I got so bored earlier that I spaced out. When I came back out of the clouds, I found that I had been clipping my Leg-hairs one at a time, absent mindedly... ready? here it comes... With Toe nail Clippers.
  10. Hold on, we still need the jury's decision.
  11. The jury is currently working out who's innocent, and who's guilty.
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