Wha?
Why are we here? Just 'Cause.
Where did we come from? The Womb.
Where are we going? Me? I'm goin' to the kitchen, don't know about you, though.
Where are the mole-people? In a great Sub-Terreanean City made of Compressed Gummi Worms.
How big is space? Heck, how should I know?
Why does a cow say "moo"? 'Cause it's fun.
Why am I asking these questions? 'Cause you can.
Why do I expect you to know the answers? 'Cause you do.
If a tree falls in the forest, and it gets sucked into a Vortex and spat out 3.677,000,000 miles away, does it hit someone in the head? Depends, is that even on the map?
Why are Daleks so cool? Just what are you implying, hmm?
Why are ducks so cool? 'Cause of their tails.
What day is the first day of the last day of the first to last week of the month of which I think is the second of the minute of the hour of the day before yesterday only two days after the day before the day after yesterday's tomorrow's second hour's day and/or night? You lost me before you began, but I found myself again.
What? Huh?
Where? Wha?
When? Yes, I like Grapes.
Why? Huh?
Who? Eh?
How? What?
Why again? Please Repeat.
Come again? Okay.
Say that one more time? Okay.
I'm sorry, I just can't hear you. Please repeat? Okay.
I must have a hearing problem or something, right? Yes, ma'am, I do like Pigs.
What? I dunno...
I dunno. Do you? I dunno...
Huh? Um, I like pie?
I see.... not really. Can you? Where are you?
Is the Earth square or triangular? I think it's both.
Is Alien better than Predator? No, I don't like dogs.
Is Predator better than Alien? Hello, to you too.
Can anyone hear you scream in space? I agree, there is a lot of air in Snails, or was it Wales?
Why do I digress? Is that so?
Do you like waffles? I can't hear you, my eyes don't work.
Will these questions ever end? I can't see, my ears don't work.
Yes. Really?
Not really. Wah.
Can you answer these questions? Maybe.
Will you answer these questions? Possibly.
Well, I think all of those questions were a good way to introduce the fact that I'm using Dalek's idea of PM counseling. So, PM me for advice. Not counseling, I don't want to rip him off completely. How dare you!
Are these questions actually over? No.
Do you need advice? You need counseling more than my next patient, PM me for counseling.
Will you PM me? Will you PM me?
Yeah. Yeah you will. No, I won't.
Right? Left.