The Captain

^^

;___; Why must you hurt me in this way...

...no, it can't

"Camera man, you getting this?"

"Then I direct you to Cap'n profile for an interesting link to maj. *feels another star coming for me or 'raga*"

WAT

*bows*

Wait....

*chokes on rapper*

*drool*

Want me to mop that up for you?

*gag*

*gags on apple*

But seriously, I've figured out the rest fo LOST. I'm dead seerious. If you don't belive me, drop by a PM. I'll tell you yhe basic outline for the whole thing (and no, I did not get this from someone else, I deduced this myself).

*hugs back*

*inserts fireworks into mouth*

Eth naw wooknn

*nods sadly*

*points at Sera*

*poke*

*POKE*

IT COMMENCES, MUNKEH

*pokes harder*

*sells duck to black market*

*shanks*

*shoots millions of toothpicks that block out the sun at everyone present*

PICK UR TEETH EVERYDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

*shoots Power*