ShadowBionics

If it's a remake of the original story that somehow ruins my favorite childhood heroes, then I'll get kinda annoyed and mad. Otherwise, I'd be be like all "wow... they finally brought it back. My, how long I've been waiting for this day."

Been a long time since I've been on here. A lot has changed since I was last on here. So much, you might not even recognize me anymore. For one thing, I'll give you a run down on some of the stuff that has changed. I'm in college now, so I may or may not be on here a whole lot. Another thing that's changed is where I'm writing. Most of my comedies are on the old BZPower, but some of my other stuff is now on elsewhere due to me getting so much grief and harassment back in the "good" old days. I'm a bit more defensive and tense now, especially after the last times I was on here. I'm even more tense and defensive seeing as how some of my real life friends tease me a lot, especially about a girl I secretly have feelings for, and yet somehow I doubt she feels the same way about me. I won't say anything more about her after this point. I've also taken up on drawing. However, since I'm still fearful about what people will say about my artwork, I will not be posting any of it up here, especially after another forum bashed me around and made me feel horrible and uncomfortable. I won't name this forum simply because I don't want to, and plus it's another Bionicle-related forum and on the old BZPower we wouldn't mention other forums. Not sure this applies to the new BZP, but whatever, I'm an old veteran stuck in my old ways. Hopefully, I plan to stick around for much longer, so no more hiatus and no more annual 5-month visits from me. And as some of my best friends told me, I should just ignore what people tell me and live on. So what if I'm a Cascada fan? So what if I'm a bit crazy at times? So what if very few people understand the thoughts running about my head and in my literature, I don't care now.

I AM BACK.... And I plan on staying for a longer time, too. And this time, I won't let harassment from other members keep me from being on here. Seeing as BZPower has gotten a major revamp since your Uncle Shadows was last here, looks like a lot of the stuff I wrote is gone... at least, so I thought. I know there's still the archive of the old forums. Which might be a pain for me to look through in its entirety, but oh well, such is life.I'm going to bring back a comedy I started on long ago, which actually wasn't meant to be more than a chapter, yet it has 2 in the original version, and I may just make more to it if people like it enough. Here is a comedy based on one of my original characters, the spirit of Death herself Elitha.Chapter 1: The Fellowship of the Fools*far away in some other realm, there lived a once beautiful young woman named Elitha who was forced to craft a mask that would eventually become her prison. Enslaved by the mask of death, Elitha has been driven mad and riddled with anger and confusion. She has yet to master the power of the mask, but she can't be underestimated. Very few have lived to defeat her, but Elitha wishes to change that. This is the story of a woman on a mission, and a list made by the same woman. Elitha's List.**Somewhere on Destral... an abandoned, desolate island fortress...*Elitha: I assume that none of you know why I’ve assembled you here, am I right?Meltdown: And why pray tell should we have to listen to you?Elitha: Because I killed your master and now I’m forced to take his place because that creep Lord of shadows likes to torture me...Thunder, laughs: You let puny man control your life? Ha ha ha! I laugh at you!Elitha: He controls your life too.Thunder: Argh! No!!!Xplode: And how’d a dame like you manage to kill off the hunch back of who cares?Elitha: It’s a long story...Thunder: Stories are for baby cowards!Rotor: So then, “boss,” what do you want us to do?Elitha: It’s simple: We kill the Brotherhood of Makuta and those Toa.Thunder: Brotherhood is babies! Too many little men on this team!Rotor: Who you calling little, tiny?Xplode: If you were from where I was from, you’d be dead!Thunder: You are so small!Corroder, laughing: Kaboom to you, sir don’t feel bad! You did a fine job tossing your little balls around.Thunder: Spy! I see Spy!*Corroder laughing.*Elitha: How did this happen anyway?*flashback...*Von Nebula: You’re kinda cute.Elitha: Why are you talking to me?Von Nebula: You wanna go somewhere with me?Elitha: No. I haven’t even lured you into my gambit and you’re already coming onto me?Von Nebula: I’d go anywhere for you.Elitha: Why don’t you go die?Von Nebula: I can’t do that.Elitha: I’m going to have fun killing you...Von Nebula: What? How?Elitha: The Kanohi Mask of Death, that’s how...Von Nebula: Can’t we just work this out first?Elitha: You know, you’re right... wanna dance, big boy?Von Nebula: Really? Wow! But I haven’t taken any dance classes since--*the sound of a record scratching sounds and Elitha’s “song” starts.*Elitha: Shut up and dance.Von Nebula: Uh... what’s with the scary music?Elitha, singing: Because tonight I'm working over time… Are you ready to cross the line? Because I'll treat you until the break of dawn… you're not alone…Von Nebula: Wait, what is this?Elitha: Who you going to call?*As the music of Night Nurse continues, Elitha kicks Von Nebula’s staff away as she gets closer to him and takes her scissor scythe in hand.*Elitha: Don't wanna be your lover, oh no. But I could your remedy, oh-oh. I don't wanna be your lover, oh no, but I can be your remedy, your cure…*Von Nebula feels himself go numb and his body become stiff. Elitha uses her powers to raise him in the air and slam him against a wall.**So since this part may be somewhat scarier for our younger viewers, it has been conveniently cut out. However, it included how Eltiha took care of Von Nebula. Moving back from there...*Elitha: There’s a reason they call me the black widow, I suppose.Lord of shadows: There’s also a reason why Lewa has those nightmares of you, the “Night-Nurse mask...”Elitha: You’re not welcome here! !!!LOS: You gotta catch me first! *He disappears and leaves Elitha with her new minions.*Elitha: I’ll get you someday, Lord of shadows, and that little singer of yours, too. Great, when did this become the Wizard of Oz?Thunder: Ha ha ha! It is funny to me!Meltdown: I say, why are you all acting more ridiculous than usual? Is it because we are in the presence of a female?Xplode: What’s it to you?Rotor: We don’t have to give this dame any special treatment?*Elitha uses her powers to turn Rotor into a chipmunk.*Elitha: There, now that’s much better, don’t you think?All: Elitha: Anyone else care to question my powers?*They all shake their heads nervously.*Elitha: Good boys. *She changes Rotor back to his ugly self.*Rotor: Hey, the narrator called me ugly!Elitha: Shut up and get over it.Xplode: Hold on, we still don’t know anything about you.Elitha: You wanna know a little something about me? Fine. They don’t call me the black widow for nothing... I lure foolish men into my trap, play on their emotions, and take their life force. It’s nothing personal, it’s just business, you know. I need some sort of energy to keep myself young and healthy. The brotherhood is just one of many targets on my list...*She slams a list on the table of many beings she wishes to take out. Von Nebula’s name is crossed out... at the top are the names of Lord of shadows and Natalie Horler. Below them are the names of The Shadowed One, Remote, and Lewa and other characters she crossed paths with.*Thunder: It is good day to be giant man!Xplode: Why’s there some chick’s name on here?Elitha: Due to her association with Lord of shadows... she must perish, too. I’m going to have you all help me.Rotor: Fine, I’m in then. Is the chick we going after hot?Elitha: Lord of shadows does have some... infatuation with her, so I guess so.Xplode: All right!Thunder: Now is coward-killing time! Move! *humming funeral march.*Meltdown: No need to be so pushy.Corroder: This ought to be fun. Where’s Vapour?Elitha: No one cares about him. Besides, he’s just a rip-off of you and Rotor. So I take it you’re all in then?Rotor: You bet we are.Elitha: Good... I can see it now. I’m going to need a whole lot of aspirin for this job, I can tell.

Hello, all ,and welcome to my BLOG. First off, I'd like to thank the BZP Community for allowing everyone to share the perks of being a Premier member. I think this is a great idea, you know, to show regular members what is like to have all these things, but of course with things like this comes a great responsibility... So just have fun and enjoy it! Now, then, I'm first going to start off with a few things concerning my writings on BZPower. During this past weekend, my computer gave out on me, taking away some of the things I had for my comedies, such as A Day in the life of Teridax?, The Shadowed One's Ridiculous Mission, and Ask Roodaka. Plus, I am not able to access the site as much as I used to be able to, due to the fact I have to borrow my mother's laptop until I am able to get mine back in August. So, I will be on here, but not as much as I was able to before. So, nearly everything (except possibly TSORM) will be on a hiatus for the time being unitl I am able to reorganize myself. However, here's what I had planned out for things. TSORM: The Shadowed One on his dateWho was the one that asked him outRoodaka's mysterious boyfriendA little more on Sidorak's intentionsMore on The Shadowed One's pastMore on Vanisher's pastMore on Takanuva's journeyThe Shadowed One making the most cucial descision of his life ADITLOT: Gorast trying to desperately gain Teridax's attentionIcarax messing with more of Teridax's potionsMutran's attempts to return Kojol to normal after having his will broken by VanisherGorast's birthday and dinner with TeridaxThe Mask of Dinner making a comeback Ask Roodaka What became of Roodaka and her showWhat happened to Sidorak and why he plots against her, also why he placed the hit on herHow Roodaka met her boyfriendWhy Hydraxon has been missing since I don't know when. Vezon Tv: More spoofed songsMore French with VezonMore Vezon, pop culture bachelorAnother insane plot And, in the words of the Shadowed One, that's about it. See you all until then.

Besides being on BZP and coping with the loss of my computer, I've been doing almost nothing but playing Mario Kart Wii. I've mostly been playing Wi-Fi matches until I get tired, which is almsot impossible for me when you combine playing like you've never palyed before and listening to Cascada while playing like you've never played before. So, mostly, I've been just playing video games and watching G4 for the E3 '08 live coverage and later on for the Comic con '08 live. (I can't wait to see the latter.) I also recently got my hands on a few of the Misitka via Lego shop: Onua, Gorast, and Takanuva. I have to say Takanuva's the best set of the year and I'm glad to get him first. I'm really impressed with his size, but only sad because there's really no one else his size for him to fight. Icarax is about the closest, and even then he's a shrimp comapred to him. Surprisingly, my modified Teridax is about Takanuva's size, so I guess he'll do. Takanuva: Rematch?