ShadowBionics

Since this topic isn't going the way I wanted to, could someone report that I wish for the topic to be closed? There's no interest in the topic, and I don't think I wish to continue it anymore. I will post one more chapter, so this post isn't a waste, but afterwards if someone would report that I wish for the topic to be closed, I would be very much obliged. Thank you for your time. *At first, Lewa was taken back by all of these guards, but he knew he had a quest to do. The question was how to get past the guards. They all seemed to be walking in a pre-determined path, so Lewa studied the path of each guard and began to walk through the courtyard. He made it past the first guard, but as he continued, the second one caught him.* Vahki 2: *whistle blows.* Hey. You. Halt. *The other guards came and surrounded the Toa and proceeded to throw him out on his bum.* Vahki 4: And stay out.Lewa: How rude. *Lewa dusted himself off and got off his sorry rump. As he was about to go in again, he was met with a familiar face.* Vhisola: So, fairy boy, are you going to the castle? Lewa: Yeah, I kind of am, actually. Vhisola: Could you do me a favor and find my dad? He must have fallen asleep somewhere, the silly goose. *giggles.* What a thing for an adult to do. If you look for him, I'll give you a little something. I've been incubating this egg for a very long time... *with that, Vhisola gave Lewa the Weird Egg. She's sort of weird herself, so it would only be fitting.* Lewa, sighs: All right, now to give this another try.*Lewa enters the courtyard once again, and the guards are still on patrol in their pre-determined paths. He quickly evaded the first guard and barely made it by the second one. However, he was moving too fast and the third guard caught him and promptly tossed him out on his rear.* *Lewa refused to give up and dusted himself off again. He entered the courtyard one more time. He was about to get past the first guard when the guard turned around. Lewa quickly ran behind the bush and the guard continued on. Taking advantage of the moment, Lewa ran as fast as he could, passing by the first guard, the second, the third, the fourth, the fifth. However, that was when the sixth one caught him, blowing the whistle.* Vahki 6: Hey. You. Hold it right there. *Lewa looked around. None of the other guards were coming. He looked both ways, took the hilt of his sword, and hit that sonnava gun right in the head. He then put his sword away all cool style.* Lewa: Well, he's out cold. Now to get to see the princess. She's got to be around here someplace. *As he ran, the egg hatched into a new chicken, such as the miracle of life. He made a dash through the hedges and he met an unsual sight: A Toa of Fire fast asleep.* Norik, snoring: mumble mumble mumble... You kids get off my lawn, ya hear?! *snores louder.* Lewa: Who is this guy? Navi: Well, the ranch girl did say her father got lost around here. You think this could be him? Lewa: You got me on that one. Navi: Why don't we play a prank on him for fun? Lewa: I like where you're going with this. *Thinking quickly, Lewa took the chicken and placed on top of the sleeping Toa's head. The chicken made no haste and started pecking the poor Toa of Fire with no mercy.* Norik: YARRRGH!! What in tarnation?! *The Toa used his lava spear and... well, let's just say he and his daughter will be having fried chicken tonight.* Can't a person get a little shut-eye around here? *He looked around and his gaze met Lewa.* *Lewa looked at the Toa of Fire, confused as to what was going on.* Norik: Hello, and who might you be? Lewa: Well, I'm Lewa and this is Navi. And you are…? Norik: Well, yup, I'm Norik, the owner of Pon Pon Ranch! I live there with my daughter and my borther Lui-- I mean Iruini. Iruini, from far away: Leave me out of this, you lazy bum! I, the hard-working Iruini, don't deserve this!Norik: I went to the castle to deliver some milk, but I sat down here to rest, but I guess I fell asleep. Lewa: Okay, because your daughter's looking for you. She asked me to search-find you. Norik: What?! Vhisola was looking for me? I'm gonna catch it from her now! I messed up bad, leaving Vhisola behind to wait for me! She's really gonna let me have it now! *Norik then took off at an incredbile speed, and this was without a Kanohi Kakama, mask of speed, mind you. In the blink of an eye, he took off and was nowhere to be seen.* Navi: That went well. Lewa: Yeah… Okay, now to find what's her name… *Lewa regained his composure, and proceeded to the garden, now to progress the plot and see one of two romantic garden scenes of this script...* *Lewa entered the garden, Navi bouncing about his head. In front of them was a young maiden.* Navi: Okay, Lewa, that could be the princess up ahead. But let's go talk to her, just in case. Lewa: Gotcha. *Whoever she was, Lewa noticed she was staring through a window at an assembled group of people inside, almost like a curious child. Lewa approached her slowly. The young Toa turned around, startled by Lewa's sudden appearance.* Nokama: Oh! Who are you? And how did you get past all the guards? Is that a fairy? Lewa: I'm Lewa, and you have terrible security. You might want to fix-change that in the future. You could fall under attack by say, some insane guy wearing a mask-helmet and his minions. Navi: Yes, I'm a fairy.Nokama: Say, are you from the forest area? Lewa: I am, as a matter of fact. Nokama: Yeah, I thought you might be the one. Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't properly introduced myself yet! I'm Princess Nokama. Lewa: You look like the girl in my dream.Nokama: Um… okay. And oddly, you happen to look like the one with the fairy in my dream. Lewa: You mean you have cross-wired freaky dreams, too?Nokama: Yeah. But not as bad as that guy over there. Vakama: It's all my fault I'm a cross-wired freak who has weird dreams. Nokama: Yeah. In my dream, there's a guy with a fairy. And there's also a burn victim in black armor who brings evil and death with him. I think that guy is represented by… him. Check in the window right there… Look in the window. Lewa: I don't want to. What if I get caught? Nokama: Don't worry, you won't get caught. Just look.*Lewa looked through the window and took notice. There were two Vahki guards, Turaga Dume, and a wicked man in black/red armor.* Nokama: See that guy in the window, talking with my father? The one with the evil eyes? *Lewa was having some trouble because there was the black/red armored guy with red eyes and a guard with mean eyes and big eyebrows, so he wasn't sure which one she was talking about.* Lewa: I don't know, which one are you talking about? Nokama: Not the guard, the tall guy with red armor. *Antroz is walking up to Turaga Dume's chair, and proceeds to kneel before him.* Antroz: Good news, your highness, I finished building that orphanage for the children after I rescued them all from that burning forest. Antroz, voice-over: Ha ha ha! You fool, you don't realize that everything is going all according to my insanely brilliant plan! Turaga Dume: That's great! But I asked you to go pick up some tacos! Antroz: Really? Dume: Yes. And what did you mean about your insanely brilliant plan? Antroz: You're not supposed to hear that! It's my inner-most personal thoughts. That's not proper of you to do so. (from outside) Nokama: That's Antroz, the new de facto leader of the Brotherhood of Makuta. Lewa: What happened with the old one?Nokama: Some many years back, he got killed by one of our founders of Metru Nui, and first ruler. I learned about it in my history lesson. Lewa: Wow, this first ruler sounds cool. I wish I could have met him.Nokama: Yeah… Anyways, back to Antroz. That monster sickens me. He needs to be stopped. *As Nokama was talking about her theory of why Antroz was down-right evil, Antroz himself looked out towards the window, spotting Lewa. Lewa quickly stumbled back, falling on his rump.* Nokama: Did he see us? I guess it doesn't matter. After all, he doesn't know what we're doing. Lewa: I'd like to hope not. He's a freak-scary guy. Nokama: Anyways, back to what I was talking about… You've heard of the Triforce, haven't you? Lewa: Yeah, a little bit.Nokama: The way to the Triforce is guarded by the Door of Time, which is located in the Temple of Time. And the way to open the door is with three sacred spiritual stones and the Ocarina of Time. Lewa: How many times did you say "time" in that one sentence? Nokama: I know it's confusing, but stay with me. We can use the power of the Triforce to stop that monster before he lays waste to Metru Nui. Lewa: I already have one. Where can I seek-find the other two? Nokama: I'm not sure. I imagine in within the three major provinces. You just got here from the Faron province, so now you must travel to the Eldin and Lanayru provinces. You believe me, don't you? Lewa: Sure I do. That Antroz guy gives me a dark-cold vibe. Nokama: Great! My assistant Lariska will be sure to help you out. When you get the three stones together, we'll go to the Temple of Time together and we'll stop Antroz! Lewa, blushing: Yeah… *Lewa started to make his way out of the castle, but not before meeting with a strange... person.* Lariska: So you're the one Nokama apparently had some dream about... I guess so. So you're looking for the Spiritual stones, I hear? Lewa: Yes, I am. Lariska: First, I must teach you a song to play that should be of use to you. It has been in the royal family for a long time now. *Lariska takes out a small musical whistle, and Lewa imitates it with Hahli's Ocarina. Thus, he gained Nokama's lullaby.* Lariska: That was horrible. You need practice. Lewa: Hey, this is my first time ocarina-playing. Lariska: I suggest you start with Onu-Metru and the Ga-Metru to get the stones. I must leave you now. Hey, what's that over there?! *Lariska pointed to the left, and both Lewa and Navi turned around to look, but there was nothing. When they turned back around, Lariska was gone.*Navi: Freak. Well, let's do what the man-lady said to do. Lewa: Yeah, you're right. Well, at least she helped narrow the search for us. *Lewa decided to go tackle Onu-Metru's Spiritual Stone first, seeing as it was the lesser of two evils. He hated being underground, but he hated water even more, so it only made sense to him to go here first. Plus, Onu-Metru was the home of McDonald's Underground: The REAL home of the Big Mac. Only the most exclusive people could get in and Lewa... was not one of them.* Reidak, tossing Lewa outside: Duh, and stay out! DUH! *Reidak the bouncer went back inside as Lewa dusted himself off.* Lewa: You're just as mean-rude as those Vahki guards! *Well, he wasn't going to get a Big Mac, today, but I guess that was okay since he still need to get the Spiritual stone. Lewa eventually made his way past the Archives and met face-to-face with who was in charge.* Whenua: Hello there, skinny Toa of Air. How can I help you?Lewa: We want the sacred stone of fire!Whenua: I don't remember asking you anything. Lewa: What? Yeah, you did.Whenua: Get away from me. You make my eyes hurt!Lewa: Well, that's mean! Whenua: No, your fairy. She's too bright. Navi: Fine, I'll back away…Whenua: If you want the Spiritual stone, fine, you can have it. We don't use it for anything, anyway. Lewa: Really? Thanks. Let's have it.Whenua: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on there. I can't just give you something for nothing. Lewa: Okay, then what do you want? Whenua: Okay, well, according to my nerd clipboard, there's only three things around here that have to be done. One thing is to alphabetize my entire DVD library. *Lewa looks behind him to see a ton of DVDs... and I mean like a who wall's worth of them, too.* Navi: And the other two?Whenua: Feed the Lohrak or listen to my hot new DJ music. Lewa: I'll take the last one.Whenua: Okay, little one, let's have at it! Natalie Horler's voice: Hey, Dr. DJ, let the music take me underground. *That's when Whenua started to dance as if he didn't have a care in the world to the awesome dance music from Cascada.*Whenua: Oh, yeah, hot, yeah! Party, party, party! Party, party, party...Navi and Lewa: ...*42 Cascada songs and a bunch of other DJ electronica tracks later…* Navi: My ears hurt…Lewa: It wouldn't be so bad if his speakers weren't so loud! Navi: At least it's over now…Whenua: Oh, but we're not done yet. Navi: What? Lewa: We aren't?! *73 hot DJ tracks later...* Whenua: Party, party, party! Party, party, party!*music stops.*Whenua: Hey, who turned off my tunes? Lewa: Do you do anything else aside from party. Whenua: No. Lewa: Hold on, I think I have an idea here… Navi: Does it involve music? Lewa: Yes, but different kind. He likes to party? So let's get him something else.

Well, if you really wish to see the drawing... Before I do, here's a few things to note. My character (her name is Elitha) has gone through a lot of changes over the past, so the drawing is going to reflect how I originally made her in MOC form, with the exception of the eyes. The current version has different armor, but she actually has the same color of eyes as the drawing.The drawing itself, note that I draw in a sort of chibi-style, so in this from Elitha will look cartoonish. Also note the drawing is old and I have started to get better since then and I do plan on possibly making a new one to reflect her new design.First off, here's the current version.http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/texaskid92/Creations/Elitha/dscf4955.jpgHere's the old Elitha to compare. This version, I know she looks horrible, but I did go back and fix her.http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/texaskid92/Creations/Elitha/dscf4285.jpgNow here's the drawing of the old Elitha in "human form"http://www.majhost.com/gallery/texaskid92/Drawings/dscf4954.jpgLike I said, I do draw in a kind of chibi form, so before you say she looks cartoonish or simple... That's the point. Also, I blotted out part of my name as well. But yeah. She has some of the armor from the MOC Mk I form like the chest and shoulder armor. The mask is takes the shape of a tiara, and main reason I did that was I wanted to show her "true face," so to say, which in this case is that of a young woman. You can also tell that I did want her to have green eyes instead of the red her Mk I version wears. At least with the Mk III.5, she does have that aspect to her.

Wow, where to start. I haven't been here since Day 1, but I've been here sort of for a while now.I still remember the day Vahki Power came up and I was like "what's going on here??" I too also remember the Tuggles and their adorable huggableness (I'm making that a word). There was also a bunch of other fads that were inspired by the Tuggles that followed soon afterwards, but sadly my memory is so bad I can't remember the names of them. Then someone started up some adoptables on here as well long ago, which I guess gave rise to many other various adoptables. And before any of those, there were the plushies and the plushie generator. I wish I still had the link to it, I remember I made one for Takanuva and Makuta, as well as some based off fan-made characters I thought of or just random characters. I also remember a pic comic that was called "Thok's Visorak" from another member that I enjoyed. I still remember a lot of it, and I'm not even sure what happened to it. One line I remember is something like...Visorak: T is for Thok!Rahkshi: Who's Thok?XDI also remember a member ToaNuva007, who's writings actually inspired me to start writing on here. I also remember puffie40 who was most well-known for writing the very first "Ask Tahu!" comedy and while it's been deleted from the forums, being an old topic he asked to have closed, it still lives on in my memories and it sort of helped to inspire how I portray Tahu in what I write. So you could say he was a big inspiration for me. Another was a comedy called "The Siddy and Roody" show, a "talk show" that starred Sidorak and Roodaka. I sadly don't remember the person's name, but this and another comedy called "Ask Sidorak" helped me to write "Ask Roodaka," which older fans who used to be fans of my writing thought was my best work to this day, and I still do like the old comedy and I wish I could resume it.I also remember the great SPIRIT (see what I did there?) and his mighty movie spoofs and his various short films, such as the Mantax Facts one. Nearly everything he made was gold. I remember how he and Dr. Bionicle used to have like a small "podcast" of sorts, which has been defunct for a long time... as far as I remember, I'm not sure if they ever brought it back somehow, but I could be wrong. I remember how I also made a comedy called A Day in the life of Teridax?, which others thought rivaled Ask Roodaka for the best I'd written, and it was definitely very elaborate going for over 100 total chapters (not including the BZPocalypse). Oh, that reminds me, I remember the BZPocalypse and how it ate a bunch of my stories and how sad I was. I'm still sort of sad to this day, so much was lost and couldn't be replaced. And I mean not just the library forums, it was everything. Lewa0111 (Now Lewa0111 Nuva) actually found a way to restore some topic posts, which I used to restore some, but not all of the stories I made.I remember how someone told me I turned them into a fan of a singer I liked a whole lot, too. I wasn't sure how to react to that first time around. I was like O_O. And then I remember how as a small joke, I changed my username to reflect her name, so I kind of "brought her" to BZPower so to say. Of course, after my 3 months of "shame" were up, I went back to being ShadowBionics.And then I remember how some people didn't like the way I wrote anymore and I didn't feel welcome on here... so I while I checked in periodically, I eventually left for 8 months. And now here I am again.So safe to say, I have a lot of stories I could share about BZPower, but to do that I'd probably need a few posts or something. So since I'm rambling now, I will just stop here, before I go off on more of a tangent.

I'm honestly not sure. With a name "ShadowBionics," I don't know. I'd guess some Makuta-like being or maybe some bizarre Shadow Toa. I don't really know how to answer that question.

Eight months. I've been gone for a LONG TIME. In fact, when I returned on here, I got a bit of a shock to see how much the forums changed.

I see them as something like how the original Bionicle trilogy portrayed them as. And sometimes what I do is for everything post-OT is I'll imagine something similar to that. Like the 2008 Makuta, I imagined them having rusted armor like Teridax, yet having some qualities of a Toa but without any kind of biological tissue (they are less biomechanical than a Toa). It makes sense in my head.If there's any consolation, I've drawn a human version of one of my fan-made Bionicle characters, sort of combining elements of what I'd make "movie-esque" and making her look human as well.

All righty then... Thank you for all your comments and criticism, everyone. I've looked over a lot of what you said and I do agree with a lot of you.For those who didn't think the wings looked right, you aren't the only one. However, I'm honestly not sure what else to use for wings. I know say Hahli Mahri's fins/wings would be one notable example, but I mean those are really hers. So I'm lost on that one. So yes, I do agree with you, but I'm not too sure what other parts could work, unless anyone has a suggestion. If anyone does, I am ready and listening.I'm glad that some of you like how the HF and Bionicle pieces work well. This was the first MOC I've ever made to blend pieces from both lines together (Others I've made prior are mostly Technic-Bionicle). I was very impressed with the HF 2.0 building style and I wanted to try to work with it. @FF Ice Master: Thank you. For the arms, I thought about using her original arms (from the Mk I version), but then those were out of proportion. Unfortunately, I wasn't sure what to do with the arms, so the result was the somewhat shorter arms.@High Voltage: Yeah, and I do agree with you. This is actually the third time modifying the MOC (the second one I don't picture because I honestly thought it looked very bad, it was an "in-between" from the first and current) and yet I'm still not fully satisfied. I do agree on the wings, but I'm unsure about what other parts I could use as a substitute. For the shoulder regions, I did have some armor for that, but due to how it limited arm movement, I omitted that. One option I thought were possibly some Bohrok eyes colored in to match the scheme, but that I'm not so sure about just yet.For the Matoran build, while I do have Berix, I'm somewhat nervous on taking him apart. Plus I actually don't know where I've left him... So I used parts from a spare Metus and Takanuva. @Gravity Caiox: Yes, I agree that the Vahki staff pieces don't work well for wings, and I'm not too sure on what other options I might have to substitute. I'm very glad you like the look of it. The mask was the first thing I made using a mix of various paints, I'm very glad to hear you like it. For the left weapon, the "shield," I wanted something to replace the "flame shield" used on the first incarnation, yet try and keep the "staff and shield" look.

*After getting past Mido, Lewa and Navi went to speak with the Great Deku tree, who was eagerly awaiting them to tell them of something very important…* Great Deku Tree: You have ventured very far, young hero. Come and kneel before me.*Obeying the Great Deku tree's orders, Lewa neared the tree.* Navi: I'm back, Great Deku tree. So now what? Great Deku Tree: Thank you for coming. Thy slumber these past moons must have been restless, and full of nightmares. As the servants of evil gain strength, a vile climate pervades the land and causes nightmares to those sensitive to it. Verily, thou hast felt it... Lewa: It's like he's reading my mind! Great Deku tree: No, I just guessed. Now then… The time has come to test thy courage. A wicked man seeks a divine relic said to possess the essence of the gods. Thou must not allow this wicked man in black armor to lay hands on this sacred relic. Lewa: Wait… for some reason I feel like I've seen him. Great Deku tree: You probably have. That man's name is… Antroz. Thou shall now hear two stories… Great Deku tree, voice-over: Long ago, during the war and Mata Nui was weakened, the Brotherhood of Makuta intervened. Metru Nui had become was thrust in greed and shadows. Makuta Antroz came around. He had a horse. They were best friends. But you see, deep down, he had dark ambitions… *Antroz is then seen riding his horse through a flaming forest.* Antroz, screaming: Oh, Mata Nui, I'm on fire! I'm burning here! Why doesn't anyone help me?! AAAHH! Help me, I'm literally burning alive here! Please, I beg of you, help me! Someone please help me! *End flashback.* Lewa: He sounds like the one who haunts me in my dreams… I once had a one with some big angry beast with a lot of teeth and looked like a whale. Great Deku tree: No, he's no important. Lewa: Oh. All right. I felt like he was. Great Deku tree: No. Now, back to Antroz. That same individual hast cast a curse on me when I refused to help him in his quest for power. He wishes to seek the divine relic known as the Triforce. Long ago the three golden goddesses descended upon as, as ordered by the Great Spirit himself. And they themselves had their own agent known as Hylia, but I won't get into that very much. Lewa: Yeah… it's all so confusing. Mata Nui does what now? Great Deku tree: He just sleeps all day and ignores us, so it's really the goddesses who are the ones we look to in desperate times. Lewa: Were they stunning-pretty? Great Deku tree: No, they looked like Oscars. Anyways, Din cultivated the Land. Nayru brought law and justice. And Farore created those to uphold that law. Then, after they realized how they royally screwed up, they fled and after they crashed into each other, they left the Triforce behind. And then they returned to the heavens. Lewa: What does it do? Great Deku tree: My time runs short… the curse placed on me is taking its toll on me. Navi: Wait, does that mean…? Greak Deku tree: Yes. I will die shortly. Sadly, I doubt there was anything you could have done. Not even going and stopping some giant spider boss would have done anything. Lewa: I… I don't know what to say. Great Deku Tree: Say nothing. Go now to the castle! *Lewa nodded and began to run for the castle.* Great Deku Tree: There...! *Lewa stopped in his tracks and ran back to the wise tree, kneeling before the tree again.* Great Deku Tree: ... you shall surely meet the princess of destiny! Make haste, for there is little time remaining! *Lewa nodded again and began to run for the castle.* Great Deku Tree: The fate of the whole world... *Lewa ran back to the tree one more time, kneeling again.* Great Deku Tree: ...rests on thy shoulders. Now go! Lewa: Are you done?Great Deku tree: Yes. *Lewa nodded one last time and ran as fast as he could to the castle...* Great Deku Tree: But first... *Lewa ran back to the Deku Tree one last time, kneeling before it again, looking slightly annoyed at having to go back and forth so many times..* Great Deku Tree: Allow me to bestow upon you one of the three sacred spiritual stones. I refused to give this to Antroz, and this made him so mad that he placed the curse on me. *From the branches of the old guardian, came a green gem. Lewa ran out to catch it. He looked at it, recognizing it as Farore's Emerald. Shortly after, Lewa looked in horror as the Great Deku tree's leaves began to wither and the bark turned so gnarled and black. The Great Deku tree was no more…* *Understanding his mission now, he made his way for the castle... or in this case, the Coliseum in Metru Nui, which my history teacher told me is a rip-off of the real coliseum and oh, I'm just going to shut up now.* Navi: Good-bye, Great Deku tree… I'm going to miss you… even if you did talk in third person sometimes like a weirdo. *Navi quickly flew back over to Lewa, who was stopped by Mido.* Mido: What happened to the Great Deku tree?! Did he… DIE?! Lewa: Yes… Mido: You killed him! Lewa: No, I didn't! Mido: I'm going to tell everyone you cold-killed him! Navi: Lewa, forget about him. There's no time. We can't let his death be in vain. Lewa, reluctant: Okay… *As Lewa was about to cross the bridge out into the field, he was stopped by a familiar face.* Hahli: Hi, Lewa… Lewa: Hahli? What's wrong? Hahli: It's funny, I had a feeling someday you would leave this place. I just didn't think it'd be so soon. Lewa: Don't worry, it'll be okay. Hahli: I… I want you to have this. *She reaches into her knapsack and pulls out an ocarina.* Lewa: What is it?Hahli: It's an ocarina. I made it myself. It's like the one I use. I want you to have it. That way you'll have something to remember me by. You know? *Lewa stares at the ocarina. He then stories it in his own knapsack and looks over at Hahli, who looks very sad and sort of stricken.* *Lewa, unsure of what to really say next and how to really express his feelings, slowly backs away and then runs away as Hahli looks on with forlorn in her eyes. * *Lewa ventured his way onto field, so vast and... vast. As Lewa walks, he spots a tree with some words carved on it, as well as a picture. It read "Welcome to Matau Land," and it had something that resembled a Great Mahiki next to the words.* Lewa: Hey, Navi? Who's Matau? Navi: I have no idea. This carving looks pretty ancient. Probably from the before time. Lewa: Well, I guess so. *Walking on again, he is met with a new arrival, in the form of a Nivawk.* Kaepora Gaebora: Hoot hoot. Hey, Lewa, look up here! *Lewa looked up and saw the mysterious bird perched on a tree branch with its angry chicken face.* Kaepora Gaebora: It appears as though the time has come for you to start your adventure. You will encounter many hardships ahead, but that is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times. It is my job to tell you information you either already know or don't care about. As such, go straight this way, and you will see the castle. You will meet a princess there. Don't get too excited now, it's nothing to get too frenzied over... *Lewa looked at Navi, confused. He wasn't too sure how long this bird could really ramble on...* Lewa: I don't think it'll be very long. *4 hours later...* Kaepora Gaebora: ...And that is why I will never like Taylor Swift. Do you wish to hear this story again? Lewa: NO! Navi: Heavens no!! Lewa: I'm not even sure how you got from a princess to Taylor Swift! Kaepora Gaebora: You have said yes. Very well. Now, back to the princess. Navi: Lewa, we have to get out of here while we still can! I don't think he's ever going to stop talking! Lewa: Got it. Let's sneak-pass from him. *He took his equipment and silently left the creepy bird to finish his story about why he will never love Taylor Swift. Which is odd, because now he reminds me of an earlier character I made who had a similar-- oh, nevermind, I'm no better than he is if I finish that sentence.* *After some time of torment later, Lewa made it to the ranch, which was full of many animals. He walked through the ranch, but it seemed no one was really there. He read the sign, "Pon Pon Ranch." Moments after, he ran into a Toa of Air dressed in Green and Gold, which wasn't too common from what he had seen before. He approached the Toa, who wasn't really in the highest spirits.* Iruini: Gah! Who are you? Can't you see, I, the hard-working Iruini, am trying to work here? Lewa: Sorry, Luigi, I'm looking for a castle. You know where it is? Iruini: I am not this Luigi. I am the hard-working Iruini! I'm the only one who does anything around here, unlike that lazy bum Norik. All he does is sleep! Well, someday, my talents will be recognized, and then I shall be rich! *Lewa didn't know how to respond to that, especially since he had never met "Norik" before in his life.* Lewa: I'm sure you are, buddy. But if you don't mind--?Iruini: Until then, I have put out my own video game. I called it "Iruini's Mansion," and it will be game of the year, I know it will! Lewa: Sure, good luck with that one. *Lewa slowly backed out of the ranch to leave Iruini and his crazy ranting and then he ran all the way to the castle... market.* Ahkmou, prancing/grinning: What? I'm not up to any bad deeds right now. Silly. *Lewa looked past the grinning/prancing thief Ahkmou. As Lewa walked through the castle town market, he met a young girl clad in blue.* Vhisola: Hey! Your clothes! They're... different. You're not from around here, are you? *Lewa nodded, still with that grin on his face. SO HAPPY.* Lewa: Nope. I come from a place called Le-Metru.Vhisola: Is that a fairy? Lewa: She sure is.Vhisola: Well then, fairy boy, my name's Vhisola. My dad owns a ranch nearby. He went to deliver some milk to the coliseum, but never came back. Lewa: Really? How awful. That's terrible. *Lewa then walks away slowly to the castle gates, which are guarded by a squad of Vahki, all walking in seemingly pre-destined paths.*

I would definitely like to see more of something like this. A lot better than when I spoofed Dark Mirror, for sure. Then again, you're stuff is always the best. Good luck in the contest, I'm sure you will do well.Also good to see some of your old jokes from the past thrown in as always. Great job, and like I said, good luck in the contest.

All right, well a friend said they wanted to see this story on here. This is the fourth edit of the original, the first being on the old BZPower that was met with some... negative criticism about being short and rushed. Well, this being the fourth edit, I've expanded the story, Lewa now talks, and there are more characters who should have been in the first and third edits but weren't included. This is a spoof of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It's technically the first in my series (unless I spoof Skyward Sword), spawning two sequels called The Moron's Mask and the ongoing Twilight Delinquent.This has been slightly edited from the actual fourth edit, mainly to slim down on the reading, and for those who have read the actual fourth edit, I'd appreciate it if you stay silent about it, where it is, and what parts I left out for time. A long time ago... In a land of darkness, despair, fear of spaghetti, and stupidity, there echoes a legend... A legend held dearly by the inhabitants of the City of Legends that tells of a Toa... A Toa who wished to be a hero and do right to save the world from a dark evil who wished to turn it into a realm of darkness and evil. This is the story of that Toa, and the story of a princess and an evil burn victim. Bionicle: The Dimwit of Time *Deep within Le-Metru, there was a large tree with a mustache and large mouth. This was the Great Deku Tree and he was a... I'm not sure. Just let him tell you about his life, then.* Great Deku Tree, voice-over: In the vast, deep forest of Metru Nui...Long have I served as the guardian spirit. I am known as the Deku Tree... The children of this place, the Matoran, live here alongside me. And each one has their own guardian fairy... at least I would think so. However, there is one dweller in particular who does not have a fairy because he's a sad, strange little man who has weird dreams... *Inside the mind of Lewa, he was having another nightmare, although the same as the ones he had been having for the past few weeks. He is standing outside the Coliseum, the gates are opening.* Lewa: Whoa, creepy doors… *It is raining outside and a storm is brewing. Then all of a sudden, two beings atop a mount pass right by him, one being a young Toa of water. Lewa moved away before being trampled, staring back at her...* Nokama: Lewa, help!*The two rode away and the dream continued. Lewa, stunned, got to his feet again. He turned back to face the Coliseum, only to meet face-to-face with a dark being with a unsettling vibe.* Antroz: I have some special plans for you... Lewa: NOOOOOOOOO! *Lewa had been having the same nightmare, but even though this wasn't the first time he still had no idea what it meant...* Great Deku Tree: Oh, Navi the fairy, listen to my words, the words of the Deku Tree... Navi: Why do you refer to yourself in third person? Great Deku Tree: Nonsense. The Deku Tree never speaks in third person. Navi: Uh... okay. Great Deku Tree: Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil is descending upon this realm... Malevolent forces even now are mustering to attack our land. I think it is time for the loser without a fairy to discover his... "destiny..." Navi: And what destiny is that? Great Deku Tree: Why, to do battle against these forces of course. Now set out and retrieve this loser from where he sleeps. Navi: Whatever, you great, wooden coot. *That is when Navi leaves the woods and sets off to find Toa Lewa in his home somewhere in Le-Metru.* Navi: Why does it have to be HIM...? Of all people, why? *Navi continues flying through, passing the forest and into Le-Metru and passing by some various folks* Nuju: I'm so sad and alone. Navi: Well, good luck with that. *Wanting to get away from Nuju, she flies away really fast, bumping into a conveniently placed fence. Shaking it off, she goes on.* Navi: I hope no one saw that. Nuju: I did! Navi: Quiet, lonely boy! *Navi continues to fly through until she makes it to Lewa's home where she finds him still sleep.* Navi: Finally! This place is so full of freaks, I swear! Hey, lazy boy, wake up! Lewa: No, please, get away from me! *Lewa did not awaken. He's probably harder to wake than Mata Nui is. Oh snap!* Navi: Screw it, I don't want to go near that lonely guy again. Wake up! *she starts beating him up until he woke up.* Lewa: I didn't do it!*Lewa finally woke up and to his surprise he saw Navi, but he wasn't sure what she was. She looked like a lightbulb with wings to him initially, but then saw she was something else entirely. Navi took notice of his look of confusion.* Lewa: Who are you? What are you? Some kind of hovering lightbulb? Navi: I'm Navi. I'm a fairy in case you're wondering, you fool. Now come on, the Dummy Tree has a job for you to do. Lewa: Okay. So are you like my own fairy now? Navi: Yeah, I guess so. He just told me to take you to him and assist you. Lewa: Fine by me. Navi: Whatever, just get on down there. The Deku tree gets all fidgety when things don't go right.*So Lewa left his home. He thought about his dream for a moment, but then forgot about it for a moment. Of course, Lewa had no time to worry about such things and paid them no attention, despite that fact that these dreams actually meant something. As he walked, his thoughts were interrupted by a greeting from a friend.* Hahli: Yoo-hoo! Lewa! Over here! Lewa: Oh, hey, Hahli. *The green hero turned around to see it was Hahli, one of his closest friends since... a long time. He stopped and turned to face her as she ran closer to him. She slowed down as she got closer to him, her expression changing.* Hahli: Oh... you've got a fairy with you...Lewa: Yup, I've got my own fairy now like everyone else.Hahli: I'm... really happy for you. I hear the Deku tree wants to talk to you.Lewa: Wow, news sure does fast-travel around here. Hahli: Yeah, it sure does. You know, if the Great Deku tree wants to talk to you, it must be important. It's a real honor to talk to him.Lewa: Yup, so I guess I'd better get going. Wait… I feel a disturbance.Hahli: What do you mean? Lewa: I feel like somewhere else, there's an alternate pocket dimension where I'm cheer-happy all the time and I say annoying things that make everyone hate me. Hahli: I wouldn't dwell on that. Just ignore it, you'll live longer. Lewa: You're right. I'll go talk to the Deku tree now. Hahli, smiles: Well, good luck, I hope it all goes great for you. *Lewa was about to get near, when he was stopped by a fellow Toa of Air named Mido. He was a bit of a pain in the neck and he hated nearly everyone. He hated Lewa more, seeing as he was friends with Hahli, and he had a mad crush on Hahli.* Mido: Hold on there, Lewa. I, the great Mido, won't let you go walk-pass without a sword and a shield. Are you crazy? Lewa: But I already got those. *He holds out his air sabre and his own shield as proof.* So you can't just claim-say I don't have them. Mido: What? Shoot! But I still won't ever accept you as one of us. You don't even have your own fairy like the rest of us do! Lewa: Actually… I happen to have my own fairy as well as of this morning.Navi: Here, there. I'm a fairy. Mido: What? Shoot! Lewa: Did you forget your glasses at home? *Mido grumbles as he steps aside to let Lewa pass through. As Lewa goes through, he meets up with some vicious Deku baba plants that try to attack him. Luckily, Lewa makes quick work of them. After that, he approaches the Great Deku tree himself.*

My original one was the Teridax wanted poster shrunk down to be an avatar, and I liked that image and I found it sort of cool and funny. Then again, the piraka website was both, too.My current one is an older version of my self-moc (which I've updated 3 times since, so this picture is old now) and it also has my both my usernames as to identify who I am (I use ShadowBionics for the most part, but in other places I sometimes use LOS0111). Not creative, I know, but it gets the job done. I might change it in the future, though.

All right, this looks to be the first comedy I've posted since... forever. I know a lot of people don't like my comedies anymore and that I should "give up" since I've been at this since 2006, but I think different. For anyone confused about this comedy, this is actually going to be an exclusive to BZP for the time being. This is actually somewhat of a spin-off of my LOZ/Bionicle crossover and it is going to bridge the gap between The Dimwit of Time and Twilight Delinquent. Because both are still being made and because this is going to be a major spoiler for TD, it will be on here just because someone asked me to post The Dimwit of Time on here (however, I'm not going to because when I did put it on BZP, people said they didn't like it).So then, it takes place after DOT where Lewa (equivalent to Link) has defeated Antroz (equivalent to Ganondorf/Ganon) and after The Moron's Mask where Lewa tries to search for Navi, but ends up finding some bigger trouble instead (equivalent to Majora/Majora's Mask). After defeating said trouble, he returns home. Around that same time in another universe, there exists the Hero Factory, and for a brief moment both worlds are about to soon meet.So as such, the story is going to contain material from the previous comedies most people have not read, plus a few things that maybe people who read my older comedies would understand. For the most part, I think it can stand on its own. I've answered most of the big questions up above. Now onto the story.Narrator: Deep within the Hero Factory of Makuhero city, things were about to take an interesting turn for one Mark Surge of the Alpha team courtesy of one Nathaniel Zibb. Young Surge would soon be called away on a business trip, one that would change his life and make him network with new people. He would be heading off with a first class ticket to The Zone Where Normal Things Don’t Happen Very Often.Zibb: Just a little more tweaks here…Surge: Hey, Zibb, what’re you doing?Zibb: Oh, Surge. Aren’t you supposed to be at the training sphere?Surge: Yeah, but I got bored.Zibb: Don’t you have anything else to do aside from annoy me?Surge: Nope. Not really.Zibb, sighs: Fine. I’m working on this new invention. I’ve been working on it for quite some time.*Surge looks over and sees they’re just two padded circles with a red button in the middle of each.*Surge: So what does it do?Zibb: It’s still in the experimental stages, but what it’s meant to do is allow someone to run at supersonic speeds with little to no effort.Surge: What good is that?Zibb: Well… You see… When you… okay, I don’t know what good it is, but it sounds cool, right?*Surge takes both of them and attaches them to his feet. He pretends to job in place.*Zibb: You better be careful, that invention still hasn’t been perfected yet. The effects could be disastrous.Surge: Ah, what could go wrong?*Surge then stomps his foot down, triggering Zibb’s unnamed invention and making his foot vibrate. This chain affect makes his other foot vibrate until he is forcibly made to run forward until he rips the fabric of time and space, disappearing.*Zibb: Oh, that can’t be good…Furno: Hey, Zibb. Have you seen Surge?Zibb: Surge? Who is Surge?Furno: Come on, you know who I’m talking about.Zibb: I’m afraid he’s taken one of my inventions and now he’s lost somewhere in time and space.Furno: But you can get him back, can’t you?Zibb: I don’t know how.Furno: That can’t be good…*No, it wasn’t. Eventually, Surge arrived in a pocket dimension of universe parallel to their own full of beings of biomechanical origin. However, in this pocket dimension, things were much more out of control…**Lewa was walking around in the Lost Woods trying to grind for rupees. He cut through some of the grass and found a few. Then, he took a pumpkin and threw it, making more rupees appear.*Lewa: Money doesn’t grow on trees. It grows inside pumpkins. How about rocks?*Lewa takes a heavy rock over his head, but because it is so heavy and he doesn’t have a Pakari, he drops it and knocks himself out cold.**Meanwhile, Surge ends up in the Lost Woods and discovers Lewa.*Surge: Hmm… a local. Maybe he can help me find out where I am.*Surge walks over to Lewa’s unconscious body. He waves his hand in front of his mask, trying to wake him up.*Surge: Hey! Hello? Hey! Listen. Can you help me out here? Hello? Hey! Listen.*Lewa, dazed, slowly woke back up. First thing he saw was Surge’s blue head. His vision was still blurred, so he couldn’t fully see who it was. However, Surge’s “interesting” dialogue makes him almost mistake him for someone else…*Lewa: Navi?Surge: What? I’m not any Navi. My name’s Surge and I’m a Hero from Makuhero city. I’m lost and--Lewa: If you aren’t Navi, why are you dressed like her?*Surge looks at him awkwardly, then at himself.*Surge: What?Lewa: And why were you speak-talking like her?Surge: I didn’t understand that.Lewa: Are you making fun of me?Surge: No, no, I’m just lost--*Lewa uses THE FORCE!! to summon his air saber, as well as his stolen shield from Iruini.*Lewa: Prepared to eat your words?*Lewa fires a blast of air at Surge, but he dodges and fires a shot of lightning at him. Nimble and quick, Lewa rolls out of the way. He then bashes Surge with his shield, leaps into the air, and performs a later he would later name “the helm splitter.”*Lewa: I’d better remember that if I need to show-teach that to my descendants.*As Surge recovered, a capsule fell from the sky. It contained a motion bomb sensor. Surge quickly threw it at Lewa, but he shield bashed it back, knocking it away. Lewa then jumped over the spot where it landed and managed to catch a falling capsule in midair, revealing it had a super scope. Lewa studied it as he landed a few feet away from Surge.*Surge: Need some help with that?*Lewa aimed and charged a shot at Surge.*Lewa: Nope. I’m good. *He fires his charged shot, narrowly missing Surge who ducked out of the way in time. Surge ran away from Lewa as he fired again, accidentally stepping on the sensor the placed earlier, blasting him back a few feet.*Surge: I’m getting out of here. *Attempting to use Zibb’s invention again, he runs for his life, leaving behind another tear in the time-space fabric.*Lewa: You won’t quick-escape from me that easy!*Lewa runs after him afterwards, the both of them ending up in another part of Lewa’s universe…*Gali: What are you talking about, Tahu?Tahu: Tell me why it is Krika and Antroz are so interested in you?Gali: Well, maybe if Kopaka were here… *blushes*Tahu, deviously: Well, he’s not here… not anymore…*Flashback…**A sick Kopaka bangs on Tahu’s door.*Kopaka: Tahu! Open up! All the other doctors are all out to lunch so you’re unfortunately my last choice! Come on!Tahu, from inside: Just a minute!*Tahu, from inside his house, looks outside and sees Kopaka. Suspicious that Kopaka has a crush on Gali, he devises a plan.*Tahu: Moon prism power.*In a brilliant flash, Tahu goes into a transformation.*Tahu: It’s me, Dr. Tahu. Come in, Kopaka.*He lets Kopaka inside, who sits down at his table.*Kopaka: You’d better know what you’re doing.Tahu: Don’t worry, I’m a doctor. *Tahu takes a bottle and puts in some sleep powder.* Here, drink this.Kopaka: Thanks… I think. *Kopaka takes a drink and in 2 seconds, he is out like a light.*Tahu, devious laugh: Nighty night, Kopaka. Now Gali is mine!*After that, Tahu leaves Kopaka with Pohatu.*Tahu: Pohatu, old friend!Pohatu: What do you want?Tahu: Nothing, can’t two friends just sit down and shoot the breeze?Pohatu: What did you do?Tahu: Kopaka’s trying to move in on Gali, as are Krika and Antroz, so I’ve put Kopaka to sleep and I need to leave him here for about a week before he wakes up again.*Pohatu: Fine, I’ll help you this time, but I really wish you wouldn’t be involved in so many wacky shenanigans. I can see why Onua gets nervous any time you mention a plan.Onua: Because they all end up in disaster, that’s why.*End Flashback.*Gali: I miss Kopaka… and I still wonder what happened to Lewa.Tahu: They’re not important right now.*Moment he says that, Surge breaks through the wall. Like the Kool-aid man.*Surge: Oh, no!Lewa: Oh, yeah!Gali: What’s going on here?!Tahu: Who are you? And why are you here, Lewa??Lewa: Fast-chasing this blue guy for insulting me!Tahu: You’re still upset that Navi’s gone, aren’t you?Lewa: Why did she leave me?!Surge: As much as I’d like to listen to you both, I’ve gotta run!*Surge then hops down a warp pipe.*Tahu: Hey! That’s mine!*Lewa dashes past Tahu and hops down the warp pipe. Tahu does the same, leaving Gali confused. The three of them pop out of the warp pipe on a battle field where capsules fall from the sky.*Surge: Later! *Surge runs again, this time using Zibb’s invention at minimum power (apparently Surge was learning how to use it).*Tahu: Come back here!*Tahu gives chase and picks up a capsule that contains a beam sword.*Tahu: This’ll do fine. *He resumes running after Surge while Lewa runs the other way in an attempt to trap Surge. Lewa takes a capsule, which contains a homerun bat.**Surge runs up to a higher place, with Tahu climbing up after him. Surge tries to run, but is shocked to see Lewa right there in front of him.*Lewa: You’re caught-trapped…Tahu: And there’s no place to run.*Before either Toa could strike, a pokeball lands in front of Surge, and a Pikachu comes out of it.*Pikachu: Pikachu!Tahu: What is this?*Without warning, the Pikachu jumps up and hugs Tahu’s face. It then proceeds to use thunderbolt, giving Tahu quite a shock. As Tahu yells in pain, Surge and Lewa rush to pull the Pikachu off his face. After that, the Pikachu returns to the pokeball, and the pokeball returns to the owner, who is a masked person in a hood… like some sort of Amon wannabe.*Masked person: You have done well to make it this far, heroes. Let’s see how you fair against the likes of me.*Surge and Tahu fire at the mystery person, but they are very nimble and quick in dodging every attack until Surge is left face to face with them. The attacker gets behind Surge and places a hand on his forehead.*Surge: No! Leave me alone!*Before the attacker could do anything, Surge is somehow pulled back to his own universe.*Zibb: It’s a good thing I implemented a failsafe in my invention.Surge: Well, it’s a good thing you did. I was fighting these Toa guys and this crazy masked weirdo.Furno: I think you’ve had enough action for one day. I think your core needs a good recharge.Surge: But I’m not kidding, they were real!*Back with Tahu and Lewa, they were faced with their mysterious attacker who had their eyes set on them both.*Masked person: Toa Tahu and Toa Lewa… two great heroes. It’s a shame you’re about to meet your end.Tahu: You’re not going to take us down that easily!Lewa: Yeah! Plus I beat Antroz and Elitha! I’m sure I can beat you easy.Masked person: Oh, really? Let’s see you eat those words.*As Tahu charged in to slash, the attacker held out their hand, stopping him in his tracks and somehow draining his energy. Tahu then falls to his knees.*Lewa: My turn. *Lewa unleashes a few gusts of air, knocking the attacker back and saving Tahu. Knocking the attacker off guard, Tahu takes them in a lock while Lewa approaches.*Tahu: All right, let’s take care of this loon.Lewa: Wait a minute… I’ve watched this show. So that means that by unmasking this weird-freak…*Sadly Lewa, this isn’t Amon, so you’re thinking of the wrong person. By removing the mask, he reveals the face of some blond singer girl.*Tahu: What in the world??Lewa: Is this real?!Natalie Horler: *laughs* No, silly. Otherwise it’d be too bloody easy for you if it really was!*So the false singer removed the mask and wig, revealing a very different mask.*Antroz: Did you miss me?Tahu: Wait… how did you manage to dress up as some girl singer, let alone imitate her voice?Antroz: That’s not important now.Lewa: How can you be still-standing here?! I thought you died.Tahu: I know… Hey, Antroz, what’s your favorite smoothie?Antroz: I hate smoothies.Tahu: Ah-ha!Lewa: You’re a fake! The real Antroz loves smoothies!Antroz: Okay, fine, you caught me.*The false Antroz unmasks himself to reveal yet another mask… one that made Lewa drop to his knees.*Lewa: No… it can’t be you… you’re dead!Elitha, devilish laugh: So you thought. You didn’t defeat me on the moon, Lewa.Tahu: Wait a minute, that’s Elitha?Lewa: Not the night-nurse mask!Elitha: That’s right, Lewa. I never did forgive you however for trying to destroy me on the moon, so I naturally decided to return and get back at you.*Elitha breaks free from Tahu’s grip, shoving him off and then lowering her hood to reveal it was indeed her true mask.*Tahu: How was it you defeated her?Lewa: I drain-weakened her power in a one-on-one dance-off. After that, I used to Fierce Diety’s Mask to destroy her.Tahu: You wouldn’t happen to have that mask with you, right?Lewa: It was nuke-burned in the epic aftermath return to the planet’s surface.Tahu: It’s as if they didn’t want you to keep that mask. Darn.Elitha: *Insane, maniacal laughter* Yup, so you don’t have any hope in defeating me, you two.*Elitha turns into her spirit form and rushes to Tahu, quickly returning to physical form and placing her scissor scythe against his head.*Elitha: So, how should I go about it? Should you go first and then Lewa? Or maybe Lewa first so you can watch him perish before I make you suffer? Your call, handsome. What do you say?Tahu: I say you’re attractive but insane.Elitha: *giggles* Thank you. For that, maybe I might spare you. However, Lewa… you’re going to suffer now. I might not be able to cause instant death, but I can still make your last moments agonizing.Tahu: Why? Are you like Vanille in the idea that you have a 1% chance to cause instant death but can still cause massive damage if you fail?Elitha: Uh… yeah. Let’s go with that.*Elitha releases Tahu from her grasp and makes a leap to attack Lewa. Before she is able to do anything, she is suddenly frozen in her tracks.*Kopaka: You need to chill out.Tahu: Kopaka?! How are you…?Kopaka: That medicine you gave me did the trick. All I needed was to rest for a full week.Tahu: Oh… darn it.Kopaka: Good thing I arrived just in time, too. Looks like you were both done for.Lewa: Well, I was. Tahu was just hit-flirting with her, so she spared him.Kopaka: Huh. Well, whatever. So, what do we do with her?Tahu: I say we push her off a cliff.Lewa: I have another idea.*Much later on…*Tahu: Explain this to me again.Lewa: She will fly-soar all the way to the moon where she belongs and never bother me again.Kopaka: Well, the rocket is set for an automatic course for the moon.Tahu: Yeah, and she’s loaded inside. Care to do the honors?Lewa: You have no idea.*Lewa sets the rocket to launch and Elitha is sent all the way to the moon, never to be seen ever again. Or is she?*Tahu: So long, weirdo! Have fun at space camp!Lewa: Hope that’s the last we see of her.Kopaka: Why wouldn’t it be?Lewa: I don’t know. I have the feeling some strange-crazy guy who wears a helmet will get sent to space camp and stumble on her mask and mistake her as a spirit guide and take over Metru Nui in a large attack.Kopaka: That’s crazy talk.Tahu: Yeah. Besides, like that’ll ever happen. I was just joking about the space camp thing anyway. I don’t think such a thing even exists.Lewa: Hope you’re right…Narrator: The three Toa sit and watch as the rocket carrying one of their darkest fears soars all the way to the moon. The three of them and a Mark Surge experienced something they may never forget for the rest of their lives. It’s one world and they are all living in it. Even now as Elitha departs to the moon, little do they know there are bigger things in motion. Little does Lewa know that by dooming Elitha to a vacation to space camp, he has doomed future generations to a potential dark threat. Thus they will soon experience the might of the Zone Where Normal Things Don’t Happen Very Often.And I guess if you didn't understand what is happening, Elitha's mask ends up on the moon, and about 178 years after this all happens, a lunatic by the name of Zant gets sent to space camp for 1,000 hours as a punishment and he stumbles on Elitha's mask, appearing to him as a "spirit guide" and tries to convince him to take power. Inspired, Zant tries to, but is unsure how. Then he meets Antroz, who was banished to the Twilight realm and gives him power, helping Zant (and Elitha unknowingly) take power. So the big spoiler for Twilight Delinquent is that Elitha is going to be one of the main villains alongside Antroz and Zant. However, her role is somewhat limited as she's lost her physical form and is limited to her spirit form and the mask, which Zant goes to for advising.

I posted a topic similar to this years ago when I was on the old BZPower. After improving on the MOC, I've decided to post again, this time with the improved version.A while back, I took one of the Ignika masks from Toa Ignika. However, the mask was crooked due to a mismold, After replacing the mask, I took the old one and made it jet black, like how it was supposed to appear at the end of its countdown. I took it further by making the mask appear rusted.After that, I wanted to create a character to wear the mask. And thus, Elitha was born.Here is the original version of her. And before you say anything, yes, I know. Her colors are awful. But I eventually corrected that. The reason for her color scheme lies in her origin.http://www.brickshel...ha/dscf4285.jpgWing spanhttp://www.brickshel...ha/dscf4288.jpgHere is a picture of the mask, which I've named as "The Mask of Death."http://www.brickshel...ha/dscf4289.jpgSize comparisonhttp://www.brickshel...ha/dscf4394.jpgNow we move on to her current incarnation. This is what she looks like now, after I decided to fix her up.http://www.brickshel...ha/dscf4926.jpgVersion 2 Wing Spanhttp://www.brickshel...ha/dscf4929.jpgGeared for attackhttp://www.brickshel...ha/dscf4928.jpgMatoran Elithahttp://www.brickshel...ha/dscf4932.jpgYup. Matoran Elitha. Long story short, she was a Matoran crafter and inventor who was captured by the Brotherhood of Makuta and ordered to create a mask of great power. After going insane and succeeding, she tried to get back at them, but her plan failed and she was brutally injured until her creation, acting out of self-preservation, saved her and turned her into what she currently is. She is now the mask, and the mask is now her. Seeing as the Makuta were what she and the mask encountered, her new form is loosely based off that of a Makuta. As an added bonus, she can shapeshift just as they do, as well as take on a "spirit form" (explained below).In her original incarnation she had a scissor scythe and a flame shield. Now that she's been improved, a lot of her armor has been changed and her flame shield is now an arm shield.The Mask of Death, meant to be the polar opposite of the Mask of Life, can work the same way. However, Elitha chooses to use it malevolently. Elitha can use the mask for basic purpose such as healing herself, but she can't fully use it. Never the less, she can still be dangerous.(Unlike Toa Ignika, she's not a spirit of the mask, she's an actual user of the mask. The mask doesn't have a consciousness like the Ignika does, it has a limited one. Otherwise Elitha is the one calling all the shots. She can however retreat into the mask, giving the illusion of being a spirit).Elitha has appeared in a lot of my written works, sometimes as either an antagonist or even protagonist/anti-hero. She's known for being very brilliant and manipulative. She's used her powers to control others like puppets. She isn't so much as being an evil villain as she is more misguided and hurt. Never the less, she has displayed malevolent qualities and done villainous things.Among fans of my writing style, she's more well-known for appearing my my Bionicle/ Legend of Zelda cross-over as the equivalent of Majora/Majora's Mask. She appeared in a short-lived spin-off that I never finished as the protagonist. I once planned to write an epic to explain her past life but plans for that are cancelled.

Thinking back, the last game I played was Lego Harry Potter Years 5-7 this morning.NEED to finish that game.

Chapter 4: I like Mutton*Someplace off in the distance…*Elitha: All right, so now who to go after…? This is all just so exciting! I don’t know if I’m the only one here.Rotor: Yeah. Cuz you’re crazy.Elitha: Want to be a chipmunk again?Rotor: No…Elitha: Good... How about we go for this Natalie character?Antroz: No can do.Elitha: Why... NOT?!Antroz: Shadows doesn't write about her anymore.[awkward pause]Elitha: Okay, that's one down and a few more to go. Well, I guess the closest one to go after now is The Shadowed One.Antroz, on Destral Cycle: Well, what are we waiting for then? Let's go get us some smoothies!Xplode: I thought we we were going to take out some loser.Antroz: Okay, fine, we can do that, too.Elitha: I hate you. But not as much as I hate Lord of shadows.Antroz: At least you didn't end up like Icarax. I wonder what happened to him....Announcer: Previously on the last episode of Icarax's Bogus Journey that you will never see because ShadowBionics deemed the comedy as horrible and poorly written...Amanda: Oh, Markus, I'm so sorry I made you fall in love with me! It's just I was so sad after James fell in love with my wicked half-sister and I just needed someone to help me.Icarax: Look, my name's not Markus, I don't love you, and I just want to know if you've seen a fat guy wearing a rusty mask.Amanda: Oh, Markus!Icarax: Ugh...*Later on some place else because The Shadowed One abandoned Odina after a series of events that are to great in depth to go into detail in just one little paragraph.*The Shadowed One: I almost wonder what to do today. I feel so great now that I don't have a crew of rambunctious Dark Hunters messing with my life. No "the sir," no "I'm going to DESTROY you," no death threats from Lariska, it's all good.Zhirika: And don't forget that there's no Roodaka around either.TSO: Oh, yes, how could I forget? It all worked out fine. And of course there's no need for me to go into my cool-guy voice-over to recollect my thoughts on how we got to this moment in our lives.TSO, voice-over: Although I will take a moment to do a voice-over to reflect on how great my life has become now that I'm far away from Makuta and his brotherhood of morons to mess with my life as well. Yes, I don't think there's anything that can ruin this for me. Nope, nothing at all. *explosion*TSOI: Oh, what is it now? It better not be Makuta flying in so he can beat me up and put hot sauce in my mouth again.Antroz: You're close. It's just me!Elitha: You're conceded.TSO: Well, now, if it isn't Makuta Antroz.... My, oh my, it has been quite a while since we last met, hasn't it?Antroz: About a year or so.TSO: A week, a month, a millennium, does it really make a difference? And who else do we have here...?*The Shadowed One slowly walks over to Elitha, who is smaller in statue, yet very dangerous-looking.*TSO So she truly does exist...Zhirka: What? Who?TSO: Legends spoke about a dark version of the Ignika existing, created by some insane yet beautiful young maiden mask maker who became it's slave. I believe this girl is her.Zhirika: Her? So you think every scary-looking girl you see wearing some black rusty mask is some powerful dark warrior of life and death?TSO: Not every girl I've seen.Elitha: I'm flattered you've heard of me, but you know, I have some business to attend to and you're sort of holding up business. All of you, attack!*At her word, all of Von Nebula's minions go and attack the pair. Zhirka goes down easily at the hands of Rotor, Thunder, and Xplode. The Shadowed One however puts up more of a resistance as he freezes Meltdown and Corroder in solid protodermis.*TSO: You know, you almost remind me of an old foe I once knew.... He always sent others to do fighting for him. I find myself disappointed. I thought you'd be different.*Elitha takes out Von Nebula's staff and her flame shield.*Elitha: Oh, don't worry, I don't like to disappoint.*Both veterans of battle take their weapons in hand and rush at each other, weapons ready to clash.*

Man, looking back, this is definitely not my best work! You know, seeing as that anniversary version of this is now posted on here, maybe after I finish here, I can rewrite this for real and make it much cleaner and better. I'm actually almost ashamed, to be honest...CHAPTER 2: Taka-NorikLast time: Norik is a loser in life,he rescues a mask, and Makuta wants to steal.*That night...*Norik: At least I made it home okay. *phone rings* Hello?Iruini: Hey Norik. Wanna go to this new club? Gaaki got all of us some tickets and got you a pool.Norik: Sorry, but I have to feed Volkew. Remember my pte ussal crab?Iruni: C'mon!!! I NEED YOU!!!Norik: NO! I'm tired from work (even if we didn't do a thing) so go alone.Iruni: Alright. No one else wanted to go 'cept Bo so Alright.*hang up*Norik: Volkew? *whistles* Here boy. *Volkew rushes at him* Good boy. *Volk grabs the MoL from him* I know.It does look like junk. I'll put it on the wall or something tonight. *Later that night...*He dreams of being a rich guy with a huge house, money, and inventing something called a "wheel".Norik: *to Ir* Stop all that snivelling, now. Take this 1,000 Wid bank note and rub your nose.Iruni: And so on and so on....Norik: *awake* Why's that mask glowing? *notices MoL glowing brightly**goes over, takes it down and looks through and the mask sucks on his head on Norik is swallowed in a tornado of light and emerges as a Toa of Light*taka-Norik: Whoa baby!! Look at Me!! I'm I'm Fa- amin'!! *walks out into the street*Neighbor: Hey wierdo!! Get off of Norik's property!! *T-N runs back in and N gives a chase with a blank Kanoka disk and launcher* I have you now *blasts him out the window from a 3-story window and falls to his death.... NOT!*Taka-Norik: *flat* *as a redneck*Look MA! I'm road kill!! *grabs a newspaper that says Gaaki is preforming at the new club* Time to get some green to make the scene *reaches into pockets an butterflies come out* whu-oh. Outta cash. TIME FOR A SPRING FLING!!!!! *dashes into lightning of to the First (ond only) Bank of Pana Nui to get some widget bank notes to full fill Norik's (the real one) dreams of being rich and to paint the town yellow and red**At that same moment, Makuta got some of his lackies to try and rob the bank for him the same night* *At the bank....*#1: I can't belive we'e doing this! #2: I know! We haven't done this in years!#3:We'll be paid handsomely like me!*unfortunately, Taka-Norik beat them to the punch*Taka-Norik:*swirls out in twister* Sorry boys, but this dump's been cleaned! *rushes out again just as the Matoran police force come to catch the robbers that they think robbed the bank:Them!*All 3: But we didn't do it *and so they were arrested while Taka-Norik headed down to the Copa Gukko Club to see Gaaki**BoM Headquarters*Makuta:I don't get it. Who could have done this I had the perfect plan to do this.*Earlier*Makuta:*banging gavel* Order in the court!! This trial is now--#1:But sir--Makuta: #1: Makuta: Now, any old bussiness? *no one awnsers*Okay. Any new business? *#7 raises hand* *sigh* Yes, #7?#7:Can I have my break now? I'm getting tired of cooking junk food that makes you even fatter and fatter.Makuta: NEVER!!!!!! Even if I become 1 Million pounds I never go on a diet.#5:*scoffs* Puh-leez. You even have your own gravitational pull.Makuta: What do you--*notices fruit revolving around him* How did these fruit get here? Ummm..... anything else before I go on? *#9 raises hand* Yes #9?#9:Why do you wear that Kanohi mask over your real face?Makuta: Is that all you ever want to know? Very well. #10 has something to show us all. #10?#10:Yes, well, before Makuta burried the mask of light, I chipped off a piece and made this liquid I put in a vial. *holds the vial for all to see the golden liquid*Everyone: #10:It is pretty cool, isn't it? I researched it and it can give you powers beyond your wildest dreams!! If someone other than the one chosen for the mask wears it, it will grant you access to light, the six elements, immortality, and more.Makuta:yeah, yeah, yeah. Now. I want to rob a bank. Any volunteers? *#'s 1,2,3 raise hand*Excellent!! Do it tonight. Play dirty if you have to ,but don't get caught.*end flashback*Makuta:I'm ruined. #10, CAN YOU TAKE THESE ORBITTING FRUITS AWAY?!?!Sidorak:Sir, can i have a moment of your time?Makuta: #10 won't come any quicker. Alright! What is it?Sidorak: Did you ever consider using a "Crime Boss" to handle your robberies?Makuta: Who? You? I wouldn't even put you in charde of the Visorak hordes!Sidorak:Not me. My brother Kollerak. He and Lariska used to be a famous pair of villians that struck fear into Matoran until Lariska became a Dark Hunter and they parted ways. He lives on a cay not to far from here.Makuta:Then get him for me!Sidorak:Also, you have some fruit, a bowl, and me caught in your orbit. GET ME DOWN!!Makuta:#10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#10:There's nothing I can do.*At the club...**Everyone is excited at the grand opening when Taka-Norik arrives on the scene in a limo with "wheels"*Taka-Norik:*takes his left leg in, takes his left leg out and shakes it all about and comes out*Greetings dezidens of Pana Nui!!Matoran: What are those round things on that transport?I call them "WHEELS". *Goes up to the list guy*LG: Are you on here?Taka-Norik: *takes deep breath*No, but my friends Hunam, Komau, and Ruru are.*takes out bank notes and tosses them into the air as he advances into the club**He takes a front row table*Anouncer guy: And now, Here's that live-wire of water: Toa Gaaki!!*people cheering* *Gaaki comes from the velvet curtains ,getting ready to sing one of the classics. *Gaaki(singing): Hey, big boy, I like what I see. You ain't no Ian McGee.... But you'll do....Taka-Norik*heart jumping from his chest, whistling, banging on the table and howling like a wolf as she preforms**whistling as he turns the knob of a "table pounding" machine*Gaaki: Hey, big boy, you're so extreme. Come up stairs if you know what I mean....*she ends preformance*Taka-Norik: SHOWTIME!! *dashes behind band playing music**people gasp at his horrific figure, spot light lands on him*Time for the Magic Hour!! *turns the band into a Salsa Band and joins Gaaki on stage as the band plays* *they start to dance, ButTaka-Norik is too fast for her and begins to twirl her*Gaaki: Whoa!! Careful, Big Boy.*the dancefloor starts smokig from all the fast movements* *thinking*He's pretty good. I hope I don't hurt Norik's feelings by being with this guy.Taka-Norik:Fa- Laaaamin'!!! Gaaki: Iruini: This is good. I hope they stop.

Yeah, I'm going to try and revive this. And yes, after all these years he still has it as his ringtone. It's written like the day I originally wrote it, so yeah it's unaltered. The first batch will be written just as they were all those years ago, but somewhere along the line I'm going to go on and write all new chapters seeing as like I said, some stuff in the old one won't work or make sense anymore. Plus looking back, there's a whole lot of things I wish I could go back and do over again. As a hint as to what I'm going to do (without giving anything away), Icarax's character and fate may change a little bit.Episode 2: Caramell Dansen*somewhere on the island of Destral…*Teridax, yawns: I’m bored. Everybody’s gone off to do their own thing. Icarax has gone to the concert of a hot girl to beat up Krika, Gorast has gone with them, I don’t care about Atheron and Norenka, and I care even less about everyone else. What’s one TV? Teridax: I hate these news channels. They bore me to tears. *changes channel*Icarax: Hey, boss!Teridax: Great, Mr. Happy’s home!Icarax: Yup, and Krika’s all taken are off. Gorast is throwing him into the dungeon as we speak. So, what’cha doing?Teridax: I’m trying to find something on TV, but there’s nothing on. I wonder if Ask Roodaka is on…Icarax: Why do you wonder that?Teridax: It’s the only way I can see Roodaka since Norenka is completely useless in helping me find her!*Flashback* *end flashback.*Teridax: And don’t even get me started about what happened on the island, or the moon, or any other time.Icarax: Okay, I won’t. Hey, wait, Ask Roodaka isn’t on until an hour from now.Teridax: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!Icarax: don’t worry, I’ll find you something until then! *grabs remote and changes the channel.* Icarax: Hey, I like this show!Teridax: Well, we’re in it for one thing. Why wouldn’t you? Teridax: Hey, this isn’t half bad. I kinda like this.Icarax: What’d I tell you? Icarax: Teridax: What?Icarax: You’re friends with her and you never told me?!?!?!?Teridax: Well… yeah, we kinda are.Icarax: Why?!?!?!Teridax: I’m not so sure. One day she just barged into my lair and straight up challenged me to a dance-off. It was intense!Icarax: Did you win?Teridax: No. She whupped me good. Now I know why she’s the Queen of Dance.Icarax: I would have liked to see that… Master of Shadows versus Queen of Dance. Teridax: and after that… we sort of became friends and we have DDR nights every Thursday. Okay, can we try something else now?Mutran: Hey, you found the remote!Gorast: I said shut up, green and black headache!Mutran: In case you haven’t noticed, you’re also green and black.Gorast: Yeah, but I look much sexier in it that you.Mutran: Um… I don’t think “Gorast” and “sexy” should ever go in the same sentence.Gorast: I didn’t use those words. Yeah, well, you look stupid.Mutran: No, I don’t. *Gorast knocks his head off/ Mutran’s body wanders around looking for the head.*Gorast: There, now you do!Mutran’s head: Finland!!!Gorast: So, what’s on tonight, anything good, my lord? Teridax: No, almost everything here is bad. Say, where’s everyone else?Gorast: Oh, I just left them outside… except Krika cause he’s in the slammer and Mutran because he’s being stupid again.Teridax: Good, then they won’t bother me tonight!Icarax: But I’m here to bother you.Teridax: Well, except for you.Icarax: Teridax: Unless, I bother you for a change!Icarax: How do you do that?Teridax, with microphone: Hello, everybody. I’m the Makuta of Metru Nui. I bet you’re all wondering what I like to do at night. Well, at night, I like to dance the Macarena! *Macarena playing/ disco ball drops from the ceiling/ strobe lights.* Makuta likey to dance to Macarena, Makuta like to dance all night and all day-a. I wish that my name was Spaghetti, hey Macarena!Icarax: Erm… does he always do this?Gorast: No, sometimes it’s the Waka Laka or the Caramell Dansen.Icarax: Hey, do the Caramell Dansen one!Teridax: You mean this doesn’t annoy you? It annoys everyone else!Icarax: I’m not everyone else.Krika: I have heard legends of a Brutaka. It's said he is a great hero who guards a valuable treasure. But in Matoran legend, every pile of rocks is a treasure, every Rahi larger than a Stone Rat is a monster, and anyone who doesn't scream and run when the thunder cracks is a hero of great courage.Teridax: Very true, Krika, very true indeed, but what does that have to do with anything? Wait, you’re supposed to be in the slammer, how’d you get out?!Krika: A mystery! I must remove my pants! *rips shirt off.*Gorast: You said you were going to remove your pants, instead you removed your shirt.Krika: Okay, fine, I’ll do it for you. *rips his pants off, revealing his striped boxers.* I feel all free and freezing now…Gorast: *grabs him and throws him back in the slammer.*Teridax: Thank you for that, he was scaring me.The Mask Narrator: Will Teridax ever survive for an hour before Ask Roodaka comes on? Will Icarax ever get to see Terdax perform the Caramell Dansen? Why did Krika rip off his shirt when he said pants?Icarax: Hey, man, you’re in the wrong show. You’re supposed to be on that cancelled show.Narrator: Well, too bad, I’m here now.Teridax: Fine, but the show is over!Teridax: The Mask of Time! I must have it!LOS: No, now get back over there.Teridax: Fine. *walks away.*LOS: Yeah, sorry about that folks.

Now if you want to see what The Mask could have been had I written it years later when I got better, here is a good comparison. This is the first chapter, but only with over 300 words, added details, and plus all the characters are named. It's more organized than it once was. It's sort of funny and pitiful at how much I improved, but oh well. I wrote the original back in February of 2006, so the comedy is OLD! This was written sometime back when it was the 5-year mark. Hope you enjoy it.CHAPTER 1: Take this mask and hide it*Somewhere on Destral, in the headquarters of the Brotherhood of Makuta...*Teridax: *banging gavel* Order! Order in the court! This trial is now in sess--Antroz: Um... But this is a brotherhood meeting, not a courtroom--Teridax: How dare you interrrupt me?! If you do so again, I'll make sure you end up like the last guy who did!!Kojol: Which was what, eaten by you in a fit of rage?Antroz: NO!! PLEASE!! DON'T!!! I won't do it again!!Teridax: Very well. Now, I stole this... mask... thingy and I don't know what to do with it. *holds up the MoL* Any bright ideas?? Anyone??Kojol: Yeah, how about mentioning the fact that I was the one who stole it for you ungrateful urchins?Teridax: Ignoring you, the pannel is now open to suggestion!Icarax: I say we burn it! I hear Natalie Horler's good with fire... She's an amazing woman, you know...Chirox, ignoing Icarax: I say we shred it!Krika: I say we launch it to some far away island where no one can get it! *all member voices over lapping*Teridax: Ugh... I can't put up with this, anymore. *plops his face onto the table.*Gorast, comforting Teridax: Don't give up, Teri. I know you can bring order to this chaotic excuse of a Brotherhood.Teridax: You know, you're right. I should assert my authority like I'm supposed to! *banging gavel again* Order! Order! If none of you can be quiet, then by the powers invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.Sidorak, Rodaka: Get on with the plans!! Teridax: You may now kiss the bride.*Insert Wedding March*Spiriah: Can we move on? It's been more than 15 minutes since I've looked at myself in a mirror for crying out loud! I say we bury it outside these headquarters where no one can get it.Teridax: That's a GREAT idea! Ever considered being my assistant? Gorast: Hey! Why can't I be your assistant?Teridax: Okay, fine, both you you can be my assistant. In the mean time, Kojol, fetch me my tools.Kojol: You mean your knife and your fork, sir?Teridax: Why, you little--Kojol: What?! You've gained a few pounds from eating Norenka's cooking. Lose some weight, already, I mean come on! You've got your own gravitational pull!Teridax: One more word out of you, and I might consider dropping a whole lot of weight... on top of your head! Kojol: Teridax: There you go, now was that hard? Now fetch me my tools OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!*Kojol quickly runs away and gets Teridax his digging equipment*Gorast: Are you sure you don't need me to go with you?Teridax: Nonsense, stay here here with the others. I wouldn't want you to have to join me on some stupid digging job all by yourslef with me.Gorast, crying slightly: But... I'd feel better if I could just tag along, actually.Teridax: Don't you worry your pretty little head aout it. *He lightly pats Gorast on the head before leaving outside carrying the Mask of Light in his hand.*Gorast, slumping against a corner: *crying* Oh, Teridax... if only you knew how I felt about you... I love you so much, it actually HURTS me inside...Mutran: Gorast, are you okay?Gorast: *she knocks Mutran's head off his body.* How dare you eavesdrop on a woman's private moment to herself! Didn't anyone ever teach you some manners, you pointy-headed lab geek?!*Later...*Teridax, digging: Who knew it was so tough to dig through this island?! *panting loudly as he continues digging.* Ah, I think this should be good enough. *he reaches for the Mask of Light.* Okay, here goes nothing. I have a bad feeling this mask could cause me a lot of trouble in the future. Oh, well, I've got a plan at least. May this mask never see the light of day ever again. *tosses it in and then starts to fill up the hole again. As he does so, his tummy starts to growl loudly* I'm hungry!! Norenka, get me some food ready while I go out and steal some more stuff! I expect it ready by the time I return.Norenka: I don't have to be treated like this! As a woman, I have a right to have proper respect!Teridax: It's in your contract. In other words by serving me, you have to do as I say, including make me lots of Over-dubbed voice 2: Spaghetti!Teridax: Every day for...Over-dubbed voice: DINNER.Norenka: Oh, Kratta slime! Curse this legal nonense, he always gets me with that!Teridax: That's right, you can't beat me. It's not just a suggestion, it's THE LAW! And don't you forget it!

Here is the first comedy I ever wrote, and part of the whole story-universe I created. Now then, I know it is poorly written, but give me a break, it was my first attempt. The first chapter was only 263 words! That is why I might combine chapters together since they are so short. But for the most part, the comedy will be unaltered from what it once was. Everything will be as it was, aside from my joining chapters together so it is over 300 words. Later on, I'll post a list of who is who, seeing as I know it's confusing as to which Makuta is who. For one thing, here is a small hint:Antroz is #1, Icarax is #2, Norenka is #7, Spiriah is #6, and Kojol is #5.CHAPTER 1: Take this mask and hide it*In the Brotherhood of Makuta headquarters*Makuta:*banging gavel* Order! Order in the court! This trial is now in sess--Member #1: But this is a brotherhood meeting, not a courtroom--Makuta:How dare you interrrupt me?! If you do so again, I'll make sure you end up like the last guy who did!!#1 NO!! PLEASE!! DON'T!!! I won't do it again!!Makuta: Very well. Now, I stole this... mask... thingy and I don't know what to do with it. *holds up the MoL* Any bright ideas?? Anyone??#2: I say we burn it!#3: I say we shred it!#4: I say we launch it to some far away island where no one can get it! *all member voices over lapping*Makuta:*banging gavel again*Order! Order! If none of you can be quiet, then by the powers invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.Sidorak, Rodaka: Get on with the plans!! Makuta: You may now kiss the bride.#6: Can we move on? I say we bury it outside these headquarters where no one can get it.Makuta: That's a GREAT idea! Ever considered being my assistant? #5, fetch me my tools.#5: You mean your knife and your fork, sir?Makuta: #5: What?! You've gained a few pounds from eating #7's food. Lose some weight, already. *Later...*Makuta:*at the hole* May this mask never see the light of day ever again. *tosses it in* I'm hungry!! #7' get me some food ready while I go out and steal some more stuff! I expect it ready by the time I return.#7: I don't have to be treated like this!Makuta: It's in your contract. #7: Oh, Kratta slime! 450 years later...*The tides rose above the mask's burrial spot an is lost in the ocean and capsizes in the water, drifting away.*(in the home of Norik...)Toa Norik: I over slept again?!?! Oh no! The guys will be really mad at me now!! I've got ot hurry to the headquarters or else I'll be in so much trouble with the boss!!. (later..)Iruini: Where were you?! As always, I have to cover for you. You are a Toa so act like one for once!Kualas: Iruini's right.Iruini: Now let's go fight some crime or whatever Toa do.Norik: And I'm irresponsible??Bomonga: Heya guys. 'Sup fellas? Wheres Gaaki?Kulas: She went out. Good thing it isn't raining (Thunder, Downpour) At least she's the Toa of water.Pouks: Man, what a storm!! I was out on a walk when it started to rain and the wind came. How wierd is that?? So what do we do?Makuta: Good news!! I'm giving you all a day off!! Have a nice life!!Gaaki: (runs inside, soaking wet) What'd I miss?Makuta:Don't mess up the floors!! Now #8 has even more work to do an his life is miserible already with me around!!Gaaki: I'm terribly sorry. I was walking to this club thing and passed by Pouks when this storm came.Makuta: Well, go home! I have schemi-- er, plannig to do so go home already. I need my chair. (sits his duff in a huge chair, gets some coffee, and reads the paper) Hey. Some guy named Turaga Dume is having a party. I should sneak in and steal some stuff. But where is this "METRU NUI?"(even later..)Norik:(by a stream) I need to become a better Toa, BUT HOW!! (sees something in the water) What is that? (jumps in and grabs it) It's a Kanohi mask.Matoran cop: Hey You! What are you doing?Norik:UMM... I was just... (stares at the MoL) ...getting my mask!Cop:Really: I thought you were swimming in a "No Swmming" zone. Run along.Norik:That was a close call. Good thing I didn't go swimming there. I need to get a pool very soon. Now to get home.

I'm going to try and revive this topic to the best of my ability. With that said... I'm most likely going to edit out the cross-over episodes with TSO's Ridiculous Mission. Sadly, I won't be able to bring that back, since the second part of the trilogy was deleted, thus making a hole in the series. So, here is the first episode unedited and left as it was since the day I first wrote it. Now then, I'm going to keep all the first GS and PGS characters, but due to the harassment I got back in the day I won't be accepting new ones, so don't ask me. Now onto the comedy.Well ,here it is. I've always been wanting to feature Makuta Teridax in his own show instead of having him as a guest character on Ask Roodaka and Vezon Tv. First, some short descriptions of the characters.Teridax: Bold, arrogant, lazy leader of the Brotherhood of MakutaIcarax: A smash-a-holic, a lover of torture, and secret Cascada addict.Mutran: The world's dumbest smart guy.Gorast: An angry Makuta with a crush on Teridax and pure hatred of Mutran and almost everything else.Krika: A Makuta who's always got something wrong with him.Bitil: A depressed Makuta who doesn't do too much of anything.Antroz: Bossy and selfish creep.Chirox: Bumbling scientist.Atheron: Intelligent and cautious.Norenka: Dim and not all that careful.Vamprah: The never-speaking Makuta that speaks only through emoticons.Episode 1: Bionicle All-Stars Melee*somewhere on the island of Destral…*Teridax: Okay, so I’m going to take role now to make sure everyone is here. Antroz?Antroz: Yeah.Teridax: Chirox?Chirox: I’m here.Teridax: Bitil?Bitil: I’m bored.Teridax: Gorast.Gorast: I hate all of you… but not you, my lord… Teridax: Yeah, whatever. Mutran?Mutran: Right here.Teridax: Of course you are… (to himself) you psychotic nutcase. (aloud) Krika?Krika, flying around: I’m a fairy princess!!!Teridax: Let me guess, he got some of that virus on him again?Antroz: Yup, and he thinks he’s some fairy.Chirox: I just wish he’d keep quiet. Hey, tinkerbell! Let’s chit-chat!Krika: I’m a pretty girl!!Teridax: If play time is over, let me continue!! Atheron, Norenka, Icarax?Norenka: Here.Atheron: Same here.Icarax: I’m here, boss.Teridax: Vamprah?Vamprah: Teridax: Okay, we’re all here. Now let us get to business. Any old business?Mutran: I still can’t find the remote! No one’s helping me look!Gorast: Be quiet, you Chirox rip-off! Mutran: Don’t insult me! I’m not the one that looks like a Visorak on steroids! *Gorast starts attacking him.*Gorast: Say that one more time! Just say that again. I love comments on by beauty!Mutran: You’re a supped-up Visorak… *Gorast knocks him out cold.* Gorast: That’ll teach you, you green and black head ache.Teridax: Thank you for that, Gorast. He was getting on my nerves. Can we continue?Bitil: Krika’s getting on my last nerve. We need to do something about him.Chirox: Food for my Rahi. Just feed him to my Rahi.Teridax: No, we can’t do that. That’ll make one less Makuta on the Brotherhood. There’s only 11 of us here. There’ll be less if we get rid of him.Icarax: How about we torture him?!Teridax: Good idea! But how do we do that?Icarax: I dunno. I can beat him up! Or… I can lock him up and then beat him up! No, wait! Dress him like a little girl, then I lock him up, and then I beat him up! Or better yet, I’ll dress him up like a little girl, then I lock him up, and then I beat him up at a Cascada concert and hope no one calls the cops!Chirox: I like the last one.Vamprah: Norenka: So do I. Go do that one, Icarax!Gorast: I’m also for it. (thinking) Oh, why can’t Icarax take me with him?!Atheron: By why one of her concerts?Icarax: Because.Teridax: Okay, fine, Icarax, go do your thing. Icarax: Yay! I get to see Natalie perform live! Um, I mean, I get to beat something up! Gorast, come with me. Um… I might need some help beating the Antidermis out of this weirdo! *he grabs Krika and run out the door.*Gorast: *she gleefully runs out the door to join him.*Vamprah: Teridax: Okay, that was weird. Anything else?Bitil: Should we worry about those Toa Nuva guys and that Takanuva creep?Teridax: Nah, I don’t think so. People stopped caring about them years ago.Norenka: But… no, they haven’t.Teridax: Silence! Atheron: Stop yelling at her!Teridax: Stop yelling at me!Norenka + Atheron: Stop yelling at us!Teridax: I said silence!Chirox: Yeah, but seriously, those guys are annoying. We should do something about them. Teridax: Yeah, we could do something about them, but I’m just too lazy to. Just have Icarax do something about them. I can just have him beat them up while letting him listen to Cascada. That’ll keep him busy for hours. It’ll also keep him from prank calling me 30 times a day. *Umbrella ringtone.*Atheron: Your phone’s ringing.Teridax: Yes, I know, but it might be Icarax.Norenka: What if it isn’t? It could be Roodaka…Teridax: I’m answering the phone! *answers phone.* Hello? What do you mean I look like a rusted piece of scrap metal? No, I don’t want a happy meal! Icarax, get off the phone!Icarax, on phone: How do you know it’s me?Teridax: I can recognize your voice, Gorast is cheering in the back ground, and I can recognize Natalie Horler’s voice anywhere. Icarax: Um… oh, no! *smashes his phone.*Teridax: *sighs.* Why do I have to work with so many moronic Makuta. Why, Mata Nui?Mata Nui’s voice: Because I don’t like you.Teridax: Hey, you’re supposed to be asleep! *loud snoring.* That’s better.

@spyderryder: I've actually modified the chapter, so actually if you read it, I've changed Fire Lord from what he was (looking at how he was, I wasn't sure I could keep him up like that), and plus there is now a conversation between him and Antroz where he uses the word moosen. I felt like changing him a little and plus this would be a good way for him to use the word "moosen," since I'd been tempted as well. @Lewa0111Nuva You mean...? That didn't occur to me when I originally wrote chapter 2 (then again, I wasn't fully thinking at all, which is why I went back and changed some of it). You could look at it that way. Plus as a little easter egg for the older fansnote: In no way am I trying to make fun of anyone in anyway. My sincerest apologies, for this was not my intention.Chapter 3: Guess what's coming to dinner?Elitha: Exactly what kind of deal are you talking about you antler-headed weirdo?Fire Lord: I can't stand that gaudy writing style of his! He makes me look like a blooming mess!Corroder: No, you're thinking of someone else.Fire Lord: Mind your own business would you?Corroder: What'd he say?Fire Lord: See? No one understands me! :crying:Elitha: So then what you're saying is you also want him gone? Just because you sound like you have a cold all the time and hardly anyone can understand you?Fire Lord: Not to sound hazy and all, but yes, that's what I want. He makes me feel so bothered inside!Antroz: What are you saying?!Fire Lord: You think my tongue is bad, wait till you hear the Witch Doctor.*somewhere far away.*Witch Doctor: Yeah, mon! Break it off, now! Gonna make it chill their minds! They all say I'm crazy, but I tell them who's crazy! Because it isn't me! Gonna take it to them now! Most def-inite-LEE!*Back with Elitha.*Elitha: Okay, I get it. But if you're so fed up with your mode of expression...*Elitha backs off from the Fire Lord, taking Von Nebula's staff in hand. She begins making various movements with it, and then she fires a small beam at the Fire Lord.*Fire Lord: What was that all about?Elitha: Try talking now.Fire Lord: What do you mean you gorgeous yet crazy woman? Did I just say that? My voice...Elitha: Yes, you did, you mindless oaf.Fire Lord: Yes! Now when I walk down the street, everyone will understand what I'm saying! I sound normal now!Drilldozer: Since when do you walk?Fire Lord: Be quiet, you!Elitha: So are you going to leave now or do I have to force you to meet Von Nebula?Fire Lord: Why would I leave?Elitha: Oh, I don't know, because I fixed your voice for you?Fire Lord: I'm not going anywhere...*That is when the Fire Lord starts making doe-eyed expressions around Elitha, not really a recommended thing to do...*Elitha: Okay, what is wrong with you? *she looks over at the staff.* Did I do more than fix his voice?Fire Lord: Nah, of course you didn't.Elitha: Darn it. Okay, fine, if you want to help... Go get me... Cherry pie!Fire Lord: It'll be done! Let's go get some pie!*So the Looney Lord and his minions go to seize the island of Korridai, erm, I mean, seize some cherry pie for Elitha. Unfortunately for them (but fortunately for Elitha), they don't know where to obtain cherry pie.*Meltdown: Thank you so much for getting rid of him. I must say, his behavior is somewhat dodgy, even for a character made by Lord of shadows...Elitha: Yeah, and good thing I fixed him up.Meltdown: Consider it a little bonus.X-plode: Why'd you say that?Meltdown: I had an impulse. I can't resist the urge to say the word "bonus."Rotor: WHY?Meltdown: ... CURSE YOU LORD OF SHADOWS!!!Antroz: You can't blame him for everything, you know.Elitha: Technically, we can.Antroz: I wonder what he's doing right now.Thunder: You think too much, small man!Antroz: And you don't think at all, you lunk-head.Elitha: Do I need to make you two shut up? Although I can't help but wonder myself what is he doing... Knowing him, he must be scheming and planning something so vile and dangerous that it will severely mess with our lives in ways we cannot imagine.*somewhere far away...*Lord of shadows, singing/running around a tree: Running around the tree, running around the tree. Having such a wonderful time! Running around the tree...To be continued...Next time on Elitha's List:Von Nebula: Oh-oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh. I am Von Nebula. Oh-oh-whoa-ooh-oh-oh-oh oh, I have a lollypop. Hah hah ha-ha-ha hah. Ho ha, ha ho ha ha. Ha ha hah ho ha ha. I am Von Nebula.

@Lewa0111 Nuva: Likewise to you, it's good seeing you out and about resuming your old comedies again. And yeah, that's very true. I think I've seen Bionicle Guru on the forums, but I almost don't think he might be putting anything up. But oh well, it's his choice to do as he pleases. Bornicle shall live on in our hearts and minds.And yes, you're right, those are TF2 references. Thunder is the Heavy, Corroder is the spy mixed with (my) Ehlek, and Xplode is loosely based on scout. And then Rotor is just himself and Meltdown is a guy with a bad accent. And you know, I'm as interested as you are to see where the story goes. I had no idea what direction it was going when I started it, but with that whole downtime, I thought about it and I think I know now. Thank you again, and hope you enjoy the rest of the comedy. @spyder ryder: Thank you, it is a pleasure to be back after gone for so long. Well, there were other reasons why I almost considered leaving, but you can thank a few 3 very kinda, helpful girls from the United Kingdom for making me see the light and not let anything stand in the way of what I love doing. Glad you enjoyed this chapter. I hadn't thought about Roodaka... been a long time since I used her in anything aside from Judge Tuma I'm not so sure. Roodaka does that so she can siphon money and power. Elitha does it to siphon life force and to live longer. Roodaka probably would get angry if she found out (IF she found out). I applaud you if you get that reference. She might not. I don't know right now.Chapter 2: Cloudy with a chance of MoosenElitha: So I hope we’re all agreed then.Xplode: Yes, we are, just as long as I get to blow something up.Meltdown: Would you calm down, you swartzneggian oaf?*Elitha holds up her hand, glowing with raw power*Elitha: Why don’t you both shut up before I send you to meet your former boss?Corroder, laughing: You mean we get to see him again?Elitha: Yes, in the underworld.Corroder: Elitha: I’ve enlisted the help of one more person to help us. He should be arriving.Rotor: It better not be that creep Vapour, that poser!Elitha: It’s not him! I haven't even met him. Why would I bring him here? He isn't even a good villain. What has he done?Rotor: That Italian freak Vapour! He’s running around with my face and I want it back!Elitha: But you have your face… and what are you talking about?Thunder: He is little baby, crying in the night for mommy! Ha ha ha!*Then from the shadows comes a familiar face… a familiar, sun-burned, yelling face.*Elitha: You’re late.Antroz: I stopped for a smoothie. You can’t blame me for these things.Rotor: Who’s the yelling guy?Antroz: I am the great Makuta Antroz.Elitha: We share a common enemy who we want to take down.Xplode: Lord of shadows?Antroz: No.Meltdown: The girl you call Natalie?Elitha: No.Rotor: That Lewa guy?Antroz: Yes. It is because of him I got locked in the sacred realm, got stabbed in the head, got stabbed in the chest, and got stabbed in the chest a second time.Corroder: Then how’d you get out of the sacred realm?Antroz: They forgot to lock the gate again.Thunder: Ha ha ha! Foolish skinny man! It is puny feat compared to my wrong doings! Ha ha ha!Elitha: Watch it… I’d be careful if I were you… *She then takes out Von Nebula’s black hole staff, aiming it at Thunder. All of the villains stumble backward in horror.*Antroz: Where’d you get that thing?Elitha: Lewa broke my scissor scythe on the moon. When I met this hunch back from somewhere no one cares about, I decided to kill him and take his staff for my own. I think I’m getting a hang of how it works.Antroz: Well, works for me. Just as long as you don’t kill me or use that tridax pod on a stick on me.Elitha: Relax. You’re one of the last people I’d use this on.Antroz: Who’s the first?Elitha: Besides these rambunctious freaks behind me? Our targets, that’s who I plan to use this on.Antroz: Okay, but then what?Elitha: I don’t know, I haven’t thought that far yet. I’m thinking I’d let them out and then we torture them endlessly.Antroz: As long as I get to blow something up.Xplode: I like this guy already.*In the irony of Antroz’s words, something behind them explodes. A dark, lank figure with two antlers jutting from his head makes his way through the smoke. Who is he? He is the moose lord. He loomed over 10 feet tall and spoke in a voice so gruff, one could mistake him for Christian Bale.*Fire Lord: Good day, all..Antroz: What did he say?Fire Lord: Good day.Antroz: Sorry, I don't speak moosen. Is that what moosen sounds like? I'm asking since you're a moose.Fire Lord: I'm not speaking any language! Just listen to me! Who's in charge here?!Antroz: Nope, can't understand you.Fire Lord: Who?!Antroz: I'd like to answer your questions, it's just I don't know what they are. Let me ask you something now. Who invited you?*from the ground, shoots up a drill. Who does it belong to? Why am I asking you all this?*Drilldozer: We invite ourselves.Jetbug: We don’t care about manners.Nitroblast, laughing like a donkey: We like to party.Fire Lord: Shut your mouth. Look here, sir...Elitha: I’m a woman.Jetbug: Ouch.Drilldozer: She got you there, boss.Fire Lord: You can understand me?Elitha: Only a little. Do you have a cold or something?Fire Lord: That's not important. Okay then… move out of the way while I find who’s in charge here.Elitha: Are you saying I’m not capable of leading an operation?Fire Lord: Yeah.Rotor: Looks like someone made a mistake.Thunder: Looks like it is bed time for moose man! Ha ha ha!Elitha: Why you… no-good… glorified self-obsessed… *Elitha fires a death shot through Von Nebula’s staff, almost hitting him, but causing Fire Lord to fall back.*Nitroblast, running: Yes, master, I am coming master! But please, don’t level with my hump…Meltdown: I say, these hooligans are absolute freaks!Corroder: You said a mouth full.Fire Lord: All of you! Bale up on her!Elitha: What does that mean? Could you speak clearly?*On his orders, the Moose Lord’s minions corner her.*Elitha: What language are you talking?!Fire Lord: That's not important. I'm just a regular guy is all.Corroder: Then why do you talk like a freak?Fire Lord: Quiet you freak shows!Corroder: What’d he call us?Fire Lord: Are you all deaf? I said shut it before you really make me mad!Thunder: Pitiful how you butcher language by speaking!Meltdown: Yeah. The more he gets angry, the more I can't understand him!X-plode: Yeah, what are you saying?!Nitroblast: Do not make fun of our master. He is our master.Rotor: How do you even understand him?Fire Lord: Okay then, little one, I’ll give hear you out. You saying you’re in charge here?Elitha: That’s right, you oversized elk!Fire Lord: Then you have my sincerest apologies.Elitha: Look, go flirt with some other girl because I’m a woman on a mission here.Fire Lord: That is why I’ve come this way to see you.Elitha: Wait, what?To be continued...Next time on Elitha's list...Lord of shadows, singing/running around a tree: Running around the tree, running around the tree. Having such a wonderful time! Running around the tree.(okay, not really)

it's great to see this comedy up and running again. Also good to see you back in commission again. Well, good luck on everything and hope you resume with the comedy as you did back in the days long past.

In the immortal words of the old ShadowBionics, "Because I can." That, and someone wanted me back on here and got sad when I said I wouldn't be returning. But mostly because I can.