ShadowBionics

To answer some of your concerns... 1 thing that's been constant is how the partner characters remain as they are, so likewise Navi and Tatl are still their fairy selves. As for Rusl, you can kind of see he's like a sort of joke character. And since I can't really say this without spoiling anything, but Tahu is going to appear in the story in a somewhat prominent role. Since Tahu is one of my favorite characters to write about, I couldn't really see myself putting him as Rusl and having him as a bumbling guy who apparently lost his name. For Jaller, I probably could have done that and I did think of having him be part of the cast. And yet, by having Hahli fill the role of Ilia... it sort of struck me as being awkward given the whole JallerXHahli pairing a lot of us are fond of. He is however going to have an important role in the TBR Skyward Sword parody I have planned. So it would kind of throw off the rhythm of the flow, so I thought it'd be best to let Jaller sit it out this time, but have a prominent role the next time around. Granted, it probably would have worked, but I guess the problem would be Hahli's role in the story that throws it off.As for the comedy being more Zelda than Bionicle, yes, you're right. However, as I said before, the first 5 chapters are going to be slow. Plus, I wasn't fully concentrating on this story at the time and the story turns around in chapter 8, so the next one after this one. With Malo being the youngest of the children (and someone said he looked like an evil baby) I couldn't resist, so I ran with that. But don't worry, I think he's the last of the "evil baby" characters in the Zelda series... so far. I can't speak for future games...So this one was also written in December 2011, but it would be a while before I'd be able to continue the story, so this will be the last of the "awkward" chapters. And as you read, this one will be one of the most awkward of them all.*Lewa, learning of his destiny, realizes he has a new beginning, a reason for living, with a deeper meaning and… oh, wait, sorry. Anyway, Lewa copes with his new information very well.*Lewa: I can't be a hero! I can't do it!Midna: You'll do it and you'll like it. Now just go to the Forest Temple and get the dark power I want so we can defeat Zant.Lewa: Zant?Midna: You know, Lord Helmet?Lewa: His name is Zant?Midna: Yeah. Haven't we been through that?Lewa: If we have, I can't recall-think.Midna: Whatever, just do as I say or else I'll slap you again.Lewa: You can't slap me.*Midna slaps Lewa and Lewa cries.**Sometime later, Lewa goes deeper into the Faron woods where he meets the same afro-headed guy from earlier on who he stole the lantern from.*Coro: Whoa, it's the Ordonian.Lewa: Yeah, how's it going? You know a way to trek-past the gate? It's locked.Coro: Yeah, I locked it cause of the monsters, man.Lewa: Can you open it?Coro: Pay me for the lantern oil first.Lewa: All right, here you go.Coro: And here you go.*Lewa uses the key (the easiest key he'll ever get in this adventure) to open the gate and he goes forward into the Faron woods, which is now covered in some weird purple smog. Lewa wasn't very intelligent, but lucky he was smart enough to see this mist wasn't natural nor was it safe to go through. He tried to use his power over air to go through, but unfortunately because of the mist's unnatural origins, the keeps coming back at him. Lewa takes out his lantern to see if anything else would work on it. Sure enough, the lantern manages to keep the mist away, but then the very same monkey Lewa went after earlier on swipes it away from him.*Lewa: You! We meet again! Come back here with my lantern!*Once more, Lewa gives chase after the monkey, who has the lantern on a stick as she runs ahead of him, leading him in a sort of path that Lewa was too dumb to see before. After a few minutes, the monkey gives up the lantern and Lewa successfully makes it through the mist. While the monkey was using the lantern, she used up all the oil.*Lewa: I guess it was a good thing I pay-bought that bottle of lantern oil then…*Lewa turns back around from looking out at the mist and goes to the entrance of the Forest Temple, there he is met with a haunting sight of a ghostly white wolf, panting and staring ferociously at him. Lewa takes out his sword and shield (which he can now finally use) to attack, but the wolf is too fast for him and leaps at him.*Lewa: Whoa, where am I?Hero's Shade: That matter not now, young one.Lewa: Okay… but who are you?Hero's Shade: My identity is of no importance to you. I've waited for you.Lewa: Why?Hero's Shade: I had a lot of regrets in my life and I want you to make up for all of my mistakes.Lewa: Wow… okay then.Hero's Shade: Yeah, never truly killing Antroz... leaving behind Nokama and making her sad... never finding where Navi really went to...Lewa: I didn't ask for your life story, pal.Hero's Shade: Oh, right, sorry. I got lost reminiscing of the past-days of my life.Lewa: You're supposed to be teaching me something?Hero's Shade: Oh, right. I'm going to teach you this killer-awesome move. I call it the Ending blow. Let it be hewn into your mind.Lewa: What do I do?Hero's Shade: When your opponent is down, you just stab them in the chest.Lewa: You mean like this?*Lewa catches the old adventurer off guard, knocking him over and then leaping into the air to stab him in the chest.*Hero's Shade, gasping: Yes, like that.Lewa: All right.Hero's Shade: The teachings of old have been passed down. The Ending blow has been taught. Now good luck making up for all my wrong-mistakes.Lewa: Can I at least know your name?*Before the old hero can say another word, Lewa is sent back to his own world of the living, Lewa goes into the Forest Temple.*Lewa: Is someone waiting for the next gust-wind to clean this place up? It's so dusty! Do monkeys live in here?Midna: Uh…Lewa: Oh, that's right. Never mind.Midna: Now according to the dungeon map I stole from a chest while you were busy saying "never mind," the first place we should go to is--Lewa: I don't need a map, I have my natural traveler's instinct!*about 5 minutes later…**Lewa is running around, panicking and gasping for breath.*Lewa: I'm lost! I don't know where I am! Somebody help me!Midna: Now do you want my help?Lewa: Yes!Midna: All right, well first go into that room over there…Lewa: I'll do it.*Lewa does as she says, and sure enough, he finds the very same monkey from earlier on.*Midna: Wow, seems like you're a lure for monkeys aren't you?Lewa: Be quiet.*With Midna directing him, Lewa finds a few more monkeys along the way.*Midna: All right, I assume collecting monkeys is a thing with this dungeon.Lewa: I hope this isn't some mean-trick played by the author guy.Lord of shadows: Nope.Lewa: As long as I can get out of here and get whatever it is you want…*Lewa goes out to a rickety bridge that's being blown in the wind.*Lewa: This isn't the way out. Midna: Let's ask that hairy guy over there.Ook: I'm not a hairy guy, I'm a baboon! Take this!*Ook throws a wicked-looking boomerang at the ropes holding the bridge, bringing it down. As the weapon returns to him, he shakes his red behind at them mockingly.*Midna: I… did not need to see that.Lewa: Me neither. Let's get him!*No sooner than he says that do the monkeys go across and form like a little chain for Lewa to jump with. Lewa decides he has nothing to lose and he uses them to get across. He enters the chamber and proceeds to fight Ook the baboon (who lacks manners).*Lewa: Well, you were immature, but I bet the battle will be clever and most high brow.*In a nutshell: It wasn't.*Lewa: Well, that was even more immature.*after beating the baboon, the evil primate turns out to not have been evil at all. He runs away after seeing Lewa with his sword. Lewa then looks over to the weapon the baboon had, the Gale boomerang.*Gale Boomerang: Hey, what's up?Lewa: … Seriously? A talking boomerang? What's next, a talking hat? Or how about a girl who lives in a sword? Gale Boomerang: After all this weird stuff you've seen, this shouldn't be much of a surprise to you, Mr. Hero.Lewa: Fine. Gale Boomerang: I am the spirit of the wind and if you use the boomerang I can create gusts of wind to help you activate switches, stun enemies, or steal wallets. Lewa: That's good-fine and all… But do me a favor? Don't loud-speak ever again.Gale Boomerang: Fine. Hey, what's up?Lewa: I already told you!Gale Boomerang: Fine. Hey, what's up?Lewa: …*[scene missing]*Midna: Well, I'm glad you made that boomerang shut up. I'm actually somewhat impressed with how you did it, too.Lewa: Yeah, I didn't know I had the ability to do that. It's so strange-weird, words can't even describe it.Midna: Anyway, let's keep going.*As Lewa goes around smash pots, he discovers one that moves.*Lewa: It's haunted! Oocoo: Oh! Hello there! Are you an adventurer, too?Lewa: What's it to you? And what are you?Oocoo: My name is Ooccoo, and I am an adventurer like you are. I got stuck in the pottery here whilst exploring. Let's stick together.Lewa: Uh, yeah, you see--*Before Lewa can object, Ooccoo becomes unwanted baggage for Lewa, who has a look of annoyance on his face.**So after rescuing all of the remaining monkeys, following the same dungeon pattern that Nintendo has used for 25 long years, Lewa arrives at the boss door.*Lewa: You know, Midna, I was nervous-scared about this, but now I feel strong-confident in my abilities.Midna: That's good. Now just keep it up and get what I want from whatever is behind that door.Lewa: You got it. As long as it isn't some three-headed mutant-plant that spits acid from its mouth.*Lewa goes into the chamber and meets the mutant plant, the Twilit Parasite Diababa.*Lewa, crying: I'm not okay anymore!!Ook, swinging in from afar: Hey! I'm good now! I help you! I give you bombs!Lewa: Hey! And if I use this boomerang… wait… don't I already control air? Then why do I need this boomerang again?Chuggaaconroy: Nintendo logic!!ShadowBionics: And… it's kinda my fault, too…Lord of shadows: So it's both of your guy's fault!ShadowBionics: I created you, I can uncreate you. You're only an avatar of my existence in this world. Besides, Lewa, your air power can't directly reach that bomb. You need that boomerang.Lord of shadows: All right… *he hangs his head in shame and walks away silently.*Lewa: All right.*Lewa uses the gale boomerang to take up the bomb and direct it at the evil plant's mouth. One by one, he takes them down.*Lewa: Surprise sword attack! *He leaps into the air and does an Ending blow onto the main plant head, defeating the monster once and for all.* *As Lewa stands in victory, the plant explodes and reveals a strange-looking artifact covered in shadows. As Lewa is about to claim it, Midna pops up from his shadow and claims it.*Midna: Gimme that.Lewa: Hey! Shouldn't I be allowed to have it?Midna: No. Now be quiet, whipping boy. This is a Fused Shadow, an ancient artifact of my people. It houses a dark power, and one like you can't handle it.Lewa: All right, fine… Midna: Now let's get out of here and find more portions of this land covered in the Twilight.Lewa: Here we go again.*Lewa steps into the magic exit created by Midna and together they exit the Forest Temple, one of the Fused Shadows in hand. Oh, and somewhere along the line, Lewa looses Ooccoo.*

here is chapter 6, originally written in December 2011. Yup. Chapter 5, June 2011. Chapter 6, December 2011. So safe to say I wasn't having a good year for writing. It wasn't until this year when I wrote chapter 8 that I managed to turn it all around.*As the people of the village outside argued about the disappearance of the village children that the video game designers were to lazy to explain about how the disappeared, Lewa and Midna snuck into Rusl's house and found the sword on a bed and the shield hanging on the wall.*Lewa: What weird-freak hangs a shield on a wall?Midna: Who cares? Just go ahead and take it before they realize what we're up to!*Lewa did as he was ordered to by Midna, and he makes his way for the roof once more. Outside, the village people were performing YMCA and… wait… wrong village people. The village people of this village were still arguing, some demanding to see Mayor Bo's home for whatever stupid reason. Lewa, by Midna's orders, left and went back into the woods, which had been consumed by the twilight as well.*Lewa, mumbling: Midna, bossing me around…Ordona: You there, talking wolf.Lewa: Who said that? Are you a voice in my head?!Ordona: No, I am a light spirit who watches over this land. *Lewa turns around and sure enough, there he is.*Lewa: Oh, I see you now. What are you?Ordona: I told you, I'm a light spirit. My name is Ram-goat.Lewa: What a weird name.Lord of shadows: That's because his name is Ordona.Ordona: I am Ram-goat.Lord of shadows: Okay, fine, you know what? Call yourself whatever you want to. You can call yourself Mr. Bucky McBuckington for all I care.Lewa: Okay… Ordona Ram-goat, what are you asking of me?Ordona: There's three other light spirits around here who don't consider me special enough to be a part of their little triad. They've all met with terrible fates.Lewa: Where have I heard that before?Happy Mask Salesman: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?Lewa: AAAAAAAH!!!!! Get away from me!Ordona: Hey, focus here. You need to go into the Faron woods and help the first light spirit.Lewa: Okay, I guess that shouldn't be too difficult.Ordona: Good, now go and make it happen.Lewa: Okay then, I will.Midna: Up, wait up, Lewa, before you go…*Lewa doesn't let her finish as he runs to the Faron woods, only to see it is sealed off in Twilight.*Lewa: Wait, you never said I'd have to go back in there!Midna: You never asked me.Lewa: That's not fair!Midna: Life isn't fair. I should know… how do you think I was cursed to look like this?Lewa: You weren't always vertically challenged?Midna: No, I was actually much taller than this.Lewa: Oh… sorry to hear that.Midna: So are you coming or not?Lewa: Fine… *So Midna steps out of his shadow and past the door of twilight. And then without fair warning, she creates a giant hand that grabs Lewa and painfully drags him into the twilight.*Lewa: Well, that was just rude! What's wrong with you?!*Midna does not pay him any attention, as she puts the shield on over her face and plays around with the sword.*Lewa: Are you hear-listening to me?!*Midna takes off the shield and throws the sword down.*Midna: This stuff is cheap. But I guess it'll have to do. *Before Lewa could actually get near it, she stows it away on her person somehow.*Lewa: Hey, I got it for you! Why can't I near-touch it?!Midna: You're just a dog. What would you want with this stuff?Lewa: I demand respect!Midna: Whipping boys don't get respect.Lewa: Grr!Midna: See, just like a dog.Lewa: Why are you so rude-sassy?Midna: It's what I do.*Just then, Lewa hears a voice from far off…*Faron: Oh, sacred beast…Lewa: Oh, no, not more voices in my head! I can't handle a fifth one!Midna: No, dimwit, that's not a voice in your head. Besides, I hear it, too.Lewa: Oh, really? Then who is it?Faron: I am a light spirit as chosen by the goddesses. I was under attack by the twilight and I need your help to restore my light.Lewa: Well… okay. I see no harm. It's not like it's going to be some insipid-long fetch-quest I'll have to do more than once.Faron: Yeah… sure. Anyway, take this light vessel and fill it up with light tears.Lewa: How can light cry?Faron: Don't question me! Just do as I say!Lewa: Fine. But where do I find these "tears?"Faron: A bunch of evil insects have them. Squash the bugs and you get the light tears.Lewa, whining: But I don't like bugs!Faron: Gee, the last hero didn't let bugs bother him.Lewa: What last hero?Faron: Stop eavesdropping on my conversation! Just go get the tears!Lewa: *groans*Midna: Is whining like a little kid all you can do?Lewa, whining: I'm not whining!*So skipping ahead, Lewa goes all about the Faron woods and he manages to kill off the evil twilight insects and steal back the tears of light, filling the vessel and presenting it back to Faron, thus restoring light to the force and… oops, what am I talking about? Well, everything's happy now, that's what I'm saying.**Faron comes out from the spring, presenting himself to Lewa.*Faron: I am Lemur-squirrel thing.Lewa: Wouldn't your name be Faron? Like the woods?Lord of shadows: Oh, great, not another one. Sorry, Lewa, but I think you're gonna have to deal with these bone heads.Lewa: If you say so, author guy.Faron: I am Lemur-squirrel thing, a light spirit.Lewa: Yeah, I figured that.Faron: And you are a hero chosen by destiny to save our world.Lewa: Really?Faron: Unfortunately, yes. The goddesses don't pick good heroes, but you're all we've got.Lewa: Wait, what does that mean?Faron: Nothing. But if you want proof, think about this: Everyone in the twilight got turned into spirits whereas you just got turned into a wolf. That is surely a sign. Just look at yourself.Lewa: I don't see what—Mata Nui, I'm a Toa-Hero again!Faron: Yes, you are, just like the hero before you. But from what I remember, he wasn't as lazy and whiny as you are. Lewa: Stop saying that!Faron: No. Now go save the world.Lewa: Wait, if you're some mighty-powerful light spirit, why don't you do it?[awkward silence]Faron: No, I'm lazy. Go save the world. I will not help you.*And with that, Faron disappears into the spring, leaving a confused Lewa to soak in all this information.*Lewa: Well, this sucks. Hey, Midna? Midna? Where are you?Midna: I'm over here.Lewa: Why do I keep hearing these voices?!Midna: No, you fool, I'm in your shadow?Lewa: Why are you in my shadow?Midna: I can't survive in your world since I'm from the twilight, so if it's cool with you, I'm just going to hang around in your shadow so nothing happens to me, all right?Lewa: If you say so. This is all just a little bit too much for me to soak-handle.

Okay, and here is chapter 5, originally written in June 2011. Yeah. You heard right. Chapter 4 was February 2011, Chapter 5 was June 2011. Like I said, the whole time of 2010-2011 was kind of difficult for me, especially since this was around when I started college. And it got worse to updating as time went on. You'll see when I discuss chapters 6 and 7.Anyways, after Nokama tells her sad story, Lewa and Midna (mainly Midna) decide on their next move. The action is still kind of slow, but it's starting to pick up steadily.*Lewa finished listening to Nokama's pathetic tale of woe and defeat. Moments after, he came up with only one conclusion…*Lewa: You're all a bunch of sissies.Nokama: Excuse me?Lewa: Yeah, you fast-threw the towel in too easy. And it doesn't help your guards are so poorly trained either.Nokama: Well, excuse me if I can't work well under pressure and my guards don't have the experience to defeat Zant.Midna: Oh sure, don't take responsibility for your actions… way to go, "Twilight Princess."Nokama: Let's see you do better then!Midna: I probably could do better than you. Even he could do better than you, I bet. You messed up BAD.Nokama: Yes, but despite this minor mistake…Midna: What would be a MAJOR mistake then?Nokama, ignoring her: … There is hope. I haven't been turned into a spirit like everyone else engulfed in the twilight because I have the triforce of wisdom!Lewa: That helps me how?Nokama: Well, you haven't been turned into a spirit either.Lewa: No, but I'm a wolf for Mata Nui's sake.Nokama: I think it's because you are chosen by destiny as well.Lewa: Destiny wants me to be a wolf? Destiny is cruel-mean!Nokama: I have the triforce of wisdom, and you have the triforce of courage!Lewa: Well… this is awkward. So now what?Nokama: Stop Zant by going through a bunch of temples!Lewa: How does that stop him?Nokama: It won't, but you have to do it anyway.Midna: And because I say you have to, whipping boy.Lewa: Aw…! Nokama: None the less, I think it's time you go.Lewa: Why? Nokama: No, because around this time a shadow beast comes in to check on me and so far I think you're weird.Lewa: Me? What about that guy?Happy Mask Salesman, playing organ: Shake shake shake… shake shake shake…Nokama: Ok, whatever, just get out before someone sees you. Just head up to the roof again.Lewa: Sure-fine.Midna: Whatever, buttercup.*The pair make way for the roof and make their hasty escape from the castle.*Midna: You're probably wondering where we are, aren't you?Lewa: The Crest, the statues, the sign that says "Welcome to Metru Nui Coliseum…" This is the Coliseum! Don't you think I know that?*Midna give Lewa a slap.*Lewa: *cries out*Midna: Don't get on my bad side. Now then, we ought to get going. Don't you want to save these two?*Just then she morphs into Colin and then Hahli, both screaming in horror, mocking the moment when they were captured.*Lewa: Yeah, I do! Both of them owe me money!Midna: Uh… what kind of hero are you?Lewa: One of a kind.Midna: I take it they don't mean anything to you then?Lewa: Well…*pauses*Lewa: Not a whole lot, really.Midna: Ok. Then I guess in that case you're gonna be my whipping boy for a WHILE longer. Which brings me to my first order of business…*with the snap of her fingers, she and Lewa turn into clinkers and are sucked up into a black portal of twilight. Their next destination? Wait, no, I'm not supposed to use that joke yet. Whatever, they're leaving the Coliseum now and going someplace else.**Somewhere in Ordon Spring… The portal drops off Lewa in the middle of the spring.*Lewa: That was some wild-crazy ride there! Here, where's Midna?*Just then, Midnda pops out from his shadow*Midna: I'm still here, you know. I just can't be out in your light world.Lewa: Why not?Midna: Um… I'll die?Lewa: Well, works for me. You know, since I'm a dog, I can scratch myself wherever I want to!Midna: If there's any scratching of any kind, then there'll be a face full of fist for you.Lewa, grumbling: Don't let me have any fun.*Midna slaps him.*Lewa: *cries out.*Midna: Keep moving and do as I say… I want a sword and a shield.Lewa: What for? Can you even use them?Midna: What did I say about getting on my bad side?!Lewa: Fine…*Lewa goes through Ordon Spring and makes it to his house, which is actually being blocked off by a bunch of Bulblins.*Lewa: What are you doing by my house?! Get away! *Lewa attacks the Bulblins and makes quick work of them.*Bulblin 7: Were were only lost and wanted directions!Lewa: Stop with your fake-lies! Get away from my house!Squirrel: Aw, yeah! Check this guy out! Lewa: Wait… how can I understand what the squirrel chitter-talks to me?Squirrel: You're a wolf and I'm a squirrel!Lewa: Uh…Squirrel: Animals can talk to other animals!Lewa: Didn't know it worked that way, but sure-fine, I'll take it.*So Lewa leaves his home and goes into the town.*Midna: All right, let's get us a sword and a shield.*Lewa tries to get the doorknobs to various houses, but to no avail.*Lewa: How do I do that? I can't even break-enter into the houses!Midna: I don't know, just go sneak around! Maybe you'll find some other way in.Lewa: Are you sure?Midna: Would I lie to you?*pause*Lewa: Somehow, I think you would.*Midna slaps Lewa once more, but with a little more power to it.*Lewa: *cries out.**As Lewa went snoopingas usual, he got word from the other villagers that the other children were missing. They were all very concerned.*Hanch: I'm concerned.Rusl: I'm concerned.Uli: I'm pregnant!Rusl: I'm shocked!Lewa: And I'm out of here…Hanch: We checked all the usual places… not at the ranch, not at the water wheel… what about Mayor Bo's house?Mayor Bo: They're not at my house. Why are you so obsessed with wanting to see my house?Hanch: Because no one has even seen the inside!Mayor Bo: Well you're not going. Besides, there are other things to worry about… like what is wrong with my daughter?!Rusl: Isn't your daughter missing, too?Mayor Bo: Wait… she is?! Agh!!! Why didn't you tell me before, creep-face?!Rusl: That isn't my name.Mayor Bo: Well no one knows your real name and Lewa calls you that, so I might as well too because you're such a creep!Rusl: I'm not a creep. I'm just lazy. Like how I wanted Lewa to deliver that sword and shield to Princess Nokama.Lewa: Wait, that's what he wanted me to deliver? Rusl: I was too lazy to give them to him, so they're all still at my house…Uli: You lazy man! But I will always love you.Lewa: Sheesh, talk about a superficial soap opera.Midna: Quick, while everyone's distracted, we'll sneak in.Lewa: Yeah, I don't think I can take another moment of this.

And here we go with Chapter 4, originally from February of 2011. So as you might tell, 2010-2011 wasn't a very good time for me to write things. And the chapters get more spread out as we go along. I think after chapter 4 is when things got visibly worse on how much I updated it. Speaking of which, the story itself is now on chapter 26, but you won't be seeing that for a while.Interesting trivia you probably don't care about, in this chapter we get introduced to one of my favorite characters in this story. You'll see who I mean in a few moments. For now, here we go.*Sometime after Lewa got turned into a wolf and taken by the Shadow Beasts, he was chained and imprisoned like the dog he was... literally speaking. He awoke, not knowing what was going on.*Lewa: What the--? *he looks at his chains and at his surroundings.* Great, I'm in jail again. How did this happen?*Lewa looks around, but there is nothing but stone and stone... and more stone as far as the eye can see.*Lewa: Well, maybe I can use this time to self-reflect on myself and my accomplishments.*about 10 minutes later...*Lewa: Wow, my life's a joke. What now? How long have I been in here? I know most people would mind-snap living in these conditions, but not me.*The following sequence is a montage of the next 5 minutes Lewa spends in jail.*Lewa, chewing on chain: This chain doesn't taste like a squeaky toy...Lewa: What's that, Mr. Wall? I'm your best friend? You're my best friend, too!Lewa: I need food!!Tidus: Hey, that's my line!Lewa: I'm hearing voices!*And that's when... she appeared.*Lewa: Great, a crazy inmate...*Midna looked at Lewa, gave him a sinister grin, and leapt up, landing right in front of him.*Midna: Hey, what's up?Lewa: I'm trapped in here my whole life! Help me!Midna: It's only been 15 minutes, you big baby.Lewa: If you're not my crazy inmate, what are you doing here?Midna: I was sent here by some buttercup who wanted me to bring you to her castle.Lewa: Okay...Midna: Now hold still. *She focuses her energy into a ball and then uses it to break the chain on Lewa's leg.*Lewa: Wow, thanks! So where's the exit? Don't tell me to take the nincompoop entrance!Midna: No, no need for that. I'll tell you on one condition.Lewa: What?Midna: You have to be my whipping boy.*Lewa snarls and makes a bite at her.*Lewa: No way!Midna: Fine, then have fun rotting away in your jail cell.Lewa: Grr. Okay...Midna: Shut up! Slave boys don't whine!Lewa, whining: I'm not whining!Midna: Now then... *she goes through the bars of the cell and turns around.* Dig under those crates. Come on, time's wasting away... *she gives a yawn and puts her arms behind her head.**Lewa uses his head (literally) and breaks the crates, finding a small hole. He digs through it and ends up on the other side. He searches for Midna, only to see she is gone. Then he is met with her laughter from off the walls.*Midna: Bravo, Mr. Hero... You didn't have to break them with your head, you know?Lewa: I don't do well under pressure!*Midna then jumps right on top of him and Lewa gives a struggle.*Midna: You're not as stupid as I thought you were.Lewa: Thank you. What do I call you?Midna: Just call me Midna.Lewa: Fine, Midna it is.Midna: Now let's get to that castle.*The two of them begin working their way through the sewers, which was very confusing if you ask me.*Midna: Okay, now grab that ring...*Lewa jumps off and grabs the ring on the chain with his teeth, opening a new pathway.*Midna: Use your senses on that guy over there.*Lewa does as she says and he finds it was a castle guard.*Guard 7: Eeeeeh... spiders!Lewa: Is that guy scared of spiders?Midna: It's amazing what you learn with your senses, isn't it?Lewa: No, it's just sad!*Well, later on, the duo make it to the roof and find their way to an open window. Lewa jump in and onto a stairway. He races past some double doors and into a room. That's when he finds her. She turns around, startled.*Lewa: Wow... cute girl.Midna, rolling her eyes: Here we go... Someone's got a crush.Lewa: No, I don't!Midna: Whatever. *giggles.*Nokama: Midna?! Is this the one?Midna: As far as you know.Lewa: Aren't you a princess?Nokama: Yes, I am.Lewa: Why are you wearing that robe? To disguise yourself?Nokama: No, to hide my shame...Lewa: What shame?Nokama: Grr... Look, this is a time of great evil. A power known as the twilight has consumed out land. The prophecy spoke of a great hero that would rise up and face this evil, and I think you are that hero.Lewa: That wasn't in the job-description!Nokama: It all leads back to a evil ruler named Zant.Midna: Who's in a different world right now.Nokama: It all started with a human chess match...*flashback...*Guard 5: Man, I sure feel vulnerable to an impending attack!Guard 3: Yeah, if someone came in right now, we'd lose for sure.Guard 2: Oy! There be thick smog a-comin'!Nokama: No, my clean air!*Indeed there was as a cloud of twilight erupted through the castle chamber, and with it several shadow beasts, who easily take out all the guards. Metru Nui has the worst security ever.*Nokama: Stupid poorly trained guards.Shadow Beast 3: Make way for Lord Helmet!*Zant enters with 2 shadow beasts at his side, breathing heavily. He stops for a moment. When he spoke, he had a very deep, somewhat distorted voice.*Zant: I should turn off that stupid respirator. *He does so and resumes walking menacingly towards Nokama.*Zant: Greetings, Princess Nokama. I am Zant, the dark lord of the Zone where normal things don't happen very often. I've come to take over your kingdom and make it my own!Nokama: Why are you doing this?!Zant: It was a divine mission given to me by a great deity! I am an agent, his right hand man! *breathing heavily, turns respirator back on.*Guard 1: Milady, you have to do something! You've got the triforce of Wisdom!Nokama: Don't worry, I've got this.*17 seconds later...*Nokama: Please?Zant: No.Nokama: Pretty please?Zant: No.Nokama: I'll be your friend.Zant: No. And you'll just leave me, like all my other friends! I know it!Nokama: I'll be your girlfriend.Zant: That's tempting... but no!Nokama: *pouts* Oh, you're mean. I give up.*end flashback.*Nokama: And that's how Zant took over the kingdom and we now live in the Zone were normal things don't happen very often.

Yeah, I know, this is very late. Well, sorry about that, but college beckons and I must answer. So this was actually a story in my "vault" that I wanted to post for Halloween. I am 2 days (3 days if it's past midnight) late since I couldn't get onto BZP in time. With that said, sorry if it seems dated and irrelevant. Hope that you'll enjoy it anyway. I was actually wanting to make a "sequel" to this story, but... well, you'll see when you get to the end.For those who followed my stuff since the old BZP, you might recognize this story. For those who haven't, this will be new to you. And before you ask, I unfortunately can't find the original topic anywhere. And since this is sort of part of the "Dimwit of Time" series, I figured it ought to be posted alongside the main stories since I'm giving them new life. DOT: Lewa's Halloween*It was a semi-normal day in the city of Metru Nui. Well, that's not even entirely accurate when you take into account the inhabitants of said island city. Perhaps we ought to go and visit another place for Halloween?*Lewa: Hello, everyone, I'm Toa Lewa, and this is Navi.Navi: Why aren't you wallowing in self-pity like you're supposed to be?Lewa: This is a spin-off, nothing has to make sense.Navi: Darn you, Lord of shadows.LOS: I can do whatever I want, so too bad for you!Navi: So what is it that we're supposed to be doing?Lewa: According to Shadows' notes, we have to go around and see what goes on during Halloween.LOS, takes notes: Who keeps going into my notes so I can wring their necks in a cheese grater?!Lewa: Let's ask this guy. Hey, what are you supposed to be?Happy Mask Salesman: I'm actually very proud of my costume this year… It's an authentic Toa Lewa costume.*But obviously the freak with the swollen back was dressed in purple, not green like the real Lewa was.*Lewa: What? What are you talking about, you don't look like me.Happy Mask Salesman: Hey… you're dressed up as Lewa, too.Lewa: What? No! This is how I actually dress-up. Besides, I'm the one-only Lewa! Besides, can't you wear one of your freak-masks?Happy Mask Salesman: Wear one of my masks…?*He grabs Lewa and begins to strangle him like a serial killer.*Happy Mask Salesman: I HATE MASKS!!!Lewa: AAAHHH! Get me out of here!Navi: No, I think I'll sit this one out.*So since this is a family-sort of story, I'm going to cut out the brutal details of what happened next and skip over to the next part, somewhere in the woods.*Lewa: "Happy Mask Salesman?" Crazy Mask Salesman is better-suiting.Navi: So are you going to give up and give it a break?Natalie, singing: Give me a break, I'm melting away. You're so dangerous…Lewa: No, I think I'll keep going. Besides, with the ever-hawt Natalie here, anything is possible.Natalie: I'm only supposed to make limited cameos in this one, so don't be too over-confident. *laughs.* See you around.Navi: Hey, there's a homeless guy.Lewa: Hey, homeless guy, what are you dressed as?Remote, wheezing: I've got on a Lewa costume, I'm really happy for it.Tael: I honestly don't know why you are, man.Lewa: You're stupid! You look nothing like me!Remote: I'm not supposed to be you, Lesovikk, I'm supposed to be Lewa.Lewa: Why do people keep saying I look like that guy? Well, your costume sucks, go get another one, you make me sick!Remote: But I don't have another one… except for this cursed mask… But it's supposed to be evil.Lewa: That's sure-fine for Halloween! Go get it.Remote: Well… okay… *So Remote reaches into a sack and pulls out Elitha's Mask and puts it on.*Lewa: How do you feel?Remote 2.0: Hail Karzahni!!Lewa: See, you're in the spirit already!Remote 2.0: Foolish mortals, now prepare to suffer my wrath!*Remote knocks Lewa off balance and takes off with Tatl and Tael.*Remote 2.0: All who oppose me shall perish.Navi: That was weird… and why does he have more than one fairy with him? Who does he think he is, you?Lewa: Well, he's definitely nothing like me, that's for sure.Navi: Okay, I think we should get out of here now.Lewa, mocking: Why, are you afraid you-know-who is going to get you?Navi: Who?Lewa: The guy whose name you can't say because if you do he comes and takes you away forever.Navi: What, like Candle Jack?Candle Jack: Hello…Lewa: Oh, you've done it now, Navi.Navi: Great…*So what's his name takes Navi and ties her up (which is amazing considering how small she is) and takes her away…*Lewa: Maybe that explains why she didn't come out in the sequel. Oh, well, I'll go to the coliseum and see what's going on there.*In the coliseum…*Vahki 2: Sir, it's Armageddon.Dume: I love that movie! Where's Bruce Willis?Vahki 3: No. People are getting kidnapped everywhere.Dume: Really, how come?Vahki 1: Because they say the word Candle Jack and then--Candle Jack: You rang?Vahki 1: Darn it.Dume: I didn't know it was Halloween already! I better go get my costume on and throw another party!Vahki 2: What about Candle Jack?Candle Jack: I'm going to need more rope.Navi: Don't push your luck, freak show.*Outside in the garden.*Lewa: Hey, Nokama.Nokama: Oh… it's you. What do you want now?Lewa: Please don't tell me that you're dressing as me for Halloween.Nokama: Of course not, only serial killers and demented mask salesmen would want to dress like you.Lewa: They're not the only ones. I like to dress as me, too.Nokama: Guards?Lewa: Wait, you didn't answer my question~Nokama: I don't need to.*Lewa gets thrown out of the coliseum and then the gates close on him so he can't get back in… unless he goes over them by flying, but let's not push it.*Lewa: Wow, she sure got meaner after I… *As he gets up, he meets with Antroz, face to face…* NOOOOO!!!Antroz: What are you screaming about?Lewa: Oh, I thought I was having my nightmare again. What are you dressing up as?Antroz: Well, you see, as a member of the Brotherhood of Makuta, I don't have to dress up since I can just shape-shift into whatever I want to. Plus, since I'm a Makuta, I can threaten people to give me all the candy I want and there's no one to stop me…Antroz's mom: Now, Annie, don't eat too much candy or you'll get a tummy ache.Antroz, flying away: You can't stop me, mom! I make my own destiny!Lewa: O_O That was weird… This sucks, I'm going home now.*Somewhere by Pon Pon Ranch…*Iruini: Oh, hello there.Remote 2.0: Silence mortal! Give me candy!Iruini: No, no, it's Trick or Treat.Remote 2.0: I think you underestimate me, you pathetic spoof of an Italian plumber… I am wearing the Mask of Elitha… I'm also dressed as Lewa and I have Navi the fairy with me!Tael: What? I'm not any Navi, you fool!Remote 2.0: Silence Navi!Iruini: Are you trying to tell me something?Tatl: We might as well just live in Lazytown for all I care, you people are freaks.Remote 2.0: Forget Lazytown! Everyone knows that it's Bear in the Big Blue House where it's at. If you won't give me candy, then allow me to introduce you to Luna…*Remote taps into the powers of Elitha, throws his head back, floats into the air, and emits a high-pitched scream. No sooner than when he does, the moon (which has a face on it now) starts to draw closer to the ranch.*Iruini, spazzing out: What in the world is going on here?!Tatl: Could be worse, you could've been kidnapped by Candle Jack.Candle Jack: It's rare that a woman calls my name, you know…Navi: Hey, what am I?Tatl: Oh, great…Tael: Dang it, woman, you know you're not supposed to say Candle Jack!Candle Jack: Pleased to meet you…Tael: Wait, I said Apple Jack, not Candle Jack! Darn it, I said it again!Candle Jack: Thanks for your honesty, now I'll be sure to tie you up double.Vahki 1: This reminds me of last Friday night at the Copa Gukko…Remote 2.0: Ready, Luna? Hey, this was very fun…Luna (The Moon): We hoped you liked it, too.Remote 2.0: Seems like we've just begun…Both: But suddenly we're through…Remote 2.0: Good bye, good bye, good friends, good bye…Both: Because now it's time to go…Remote 2.0: But hey, I say, well that's okay.The Moon: Cause we'll see you very soon, I know…*And then as the song continues, the moon collides with Metru Nui and everyone perishes to their doom. The end.*Lewa, passing by: Hey ,what's that in the dis-- *But it was too late as he was blown away by the massive explosion brought on by the collision of the moon. Did he die along with everyone else? Possibly. Time passed on and by the next day, Remote found himself in the ruins of Metru Nui, not aware of what went on the previous day...*Remote, groaning: Ugh.. what happened? What was I doing last night? *He removes Elitha's mask from his face and starts looking around.**That was sort of a mistake as the eyeholes of the mask glow red and the mask slowly rises into the air behind Remote.*Remote: Didn't there used to be some city here? I could have sworn there was around here, I know it.Elitha: Yes, my little puppet, you are correct... there was a town here, but now it is no more, courtesy of me! *cackles*Remote: What? Man, you're even more derranged than I am, and I kill people for a living.Elitha: Bah, your tactics are child's play compared to my superior plans! With that said... *She raises her scissor scythe and then zaps Remote into oblivion.*Candle Jack: Wow, you have style, I'll give you that.Elitha: Thank you. Now go, whatever your name is and do whatever with your... captives as you please.Von Nebula: Come here often?Elitha: Beat it, Von Nutcase. And Happy Halloween, everybody.Von Nebula: I'll get you, Stormer!!!Elitha: You annoy me. You're all prickly. And why are your legs on backwards?Von Nebula: Because I've got style.Elitha: No, you're just a freak with gaps in his armor.

Here is chapter 3 of the story. Probably the shortest chapter of the whole story. Also written in January 2011.*Lewa was running around, trying to find Hahli and Epona. He ran back home to find those brats and Colin waiting for him.*Lewa: Hey, Colin, did you see where Hahli went? I'm afraid she's going to do something to Epona.Colin: She said she was going to run away with her. What does that mean?Lewa: I have to quick-stop her!Colin: But why?Lewa: It means she's going to steal-take my horse away! I can't let her do that. Plus she owes me money, so that's only adding onto the debt!Colin: Okay. Maybe I'll go see if I can talk to Hahli now. *He runs into the woods, possibly after Hahli. I can't be certain at this point.*Lewa: Sure, go do that.Talo: Hey, Lewa, can I borrow your wooden sword to beat the insults off me?Lewa: Sure, but it'll take more than a wooden sword to back-beat the monkey insults and the humiliation it came with.Talo: Yay, insults be gone! *Talo runs off and the Evil Baby goes off to follow him.*Lewa: Poor, poor, weird-freaks.Malo the Evil Baby: I will rule you all.Lewa: Poor, poor, weird-freaks.*Lewa runs off after Colin into the woods, ending up in the Ordon Spring. The gates we locked.*Colin: Lewa, I got in but Hahli locked the gates after me.Hahli: Go away and leave me and Epona in peace!Colin: You'll have to use the nincompoop entrance.Lewa: Fine, but I'm not cheer-happy about it!*Lewa walks over to a hole with a sign over it reading "Nincompoop Entrance" in neon lights. Lewa gets down on his hands and knees and he crawls his way in, making his way into the spring.*Lewa: Oh, nincompoop entrance... I hate you.Hahli: Oh, Lewa, you're right... the nincompoop entrance is a bad place. I'm sorry, I won't ever do anything like this ever again.Lewa: That's good to know. As long as nothing bad happens, we'll be fine.*First rule of Makuta Murphon's law... If you say you're fine until a bad thing happens, a bad thing happens. Case in point... Two Bulblins atop two giant boar-like bulbos break the gates and they start rushing after Lewa nad his friends. Epona gets scared off and a Bulblin archer takes down Hahli.*Lewa: Why didn't I listen to the narrator?? *Lewa starts to run after Hahli, but the second Bulblin takes a club and knocks the lights out of Lewa's head.* Ow, my head! *Lewa falls down, unconscious.*Bulblin 1: See, I told you we didn't have to go to the store to find hostages. *He takes Hahli by the hand and throws her onto the bulbo.*Bulblin 2: He's right, boss!*We go over to a much larger Bulblin wearing a helmet, strong and dominant. He must have been their commander. He spoke in a deep, commanding voice.*King Bulblin: Fine. You're right one time. So sue me. Now let's move out.*Several hours later, Lewa starts to wake up. He gets up and he starts to look around, searching for something. He looks where the gate used to be.*Lewa: They broke the gate! Those hooligans! I must go and find them!*He runs past the broken gate and past the bridge. Little does he notice how everything starts to change to a sickly black and orange color. He keeps running and running and then he comes face-to-face with a black and orange door-way.*Lewa: How hard did they smash-hit me? I'm seeing things!*Lewa had no time to think as a black hand shot out from the door, grabbing him and dragging him to the other side. Next stop? The Zone where normal things don't happen very often.**Lewa was struggling against the shadow beast, putting both hands out to break the grip it had on him. Then suddenly, a glow came from his hand... it was the Triforce of Courage!*Shadow Beast 1: Now that's one fancy glow-in-the-dark tattoo! *The power of the triforce shone and forced the shadow beast to release Lewa.**Lewa was tossed a few feet away, his triforce still glowing. Lewa tried to get up, but could not as he felt something overtaking him. The power of the twilight around him in the zone where normal things don't happen very often started to have an effect on him. Lewa felt a change coming over him and then he let out a loud scream as his body changed completely into the form of a wolf. Lewa's strength was gone, so all he could do was drift into unconsciousness (again) and let the shadow beast take him away by the tail.*Shadow Beast 1: Let's take you someplace where I won't have to see your face again.*As that happened, no one seemed to notice a mischievous creature who was watching everything from above. She looked in astonishment at Lewa and then she drifted into the shadows to follow him.*

And here we go with chapter 2. Sorry if it all seems a bit boring and as if nothing much is happening, but that's kind of how the actual game itself is, and I'm just following that storyline as a guideline. By chapter 5, things will pick up, I can say that much.*Lewa got bored with his bottle and did his best to make more money, and sure enough he found away in the pumpkin patch.*Lewa: So money doesn't grow on trees... it grows in pumpkins! *Lewa picks up various pumpkins and throws them around to get money.*Random guy: Hey! Pumpkins are for eating, not throwing! Gosh!Lewa: Then why do they have money in them? They must be meant for throw-smashing! *So after "smashing pumpkins" (sorry, couldn't resist) for over 15 minutes, he had enough money for the slingshot. Lewa got over to the shopkeeper, but not before catching sight of some spiky skelly-thingy leaving the store.*Krika: Hello.Lewa: Get away from me. *He walks into the door.* Okay, I got enough money to buy the slingshot.Shopkeeper: Just in time, too. That nice fellow who walked out the door just now tried to buy one, but he didn't have enough. Too bad. He seemed like a nice fellow. He said he wanted to use it to attract all the little ones to him.Lewa: That's really cheer-happy, but just give me the stupid slingshot!!*And thus Lewa got the slingshot. Set it to—oh, wait, what am I doing? Lewa left the shop to go back home, only to find Rusl leaving from it.*Rusl: Oh, hey, Lewa.Lewa: What's up, creep-face?Rusl: Oh, I just broke into your house, left something in your basement, and I hope you like it.Lewa: What a weird-freak.Rusl: I heard that.Lewa: You were supposed to. Who do you think you are, a genie? Christina: No, but I am.Lewa: Reverse stalker!! *Lewa flees from Christina and Rusl to go inside of his house, knocking over those creepy kids, and goes into the basement.*Christina: Why does everyone call me that?*Inside Lewa's house, Lewa was hiding under a blanket, shivering like the coward he was.*Lewa: I heard that!*You were supposed to. Sure Christina Aguilera is a reverse stalker, but no need to be afraid of her. I also find it weird that we haven't had an appearance by--*Lewa: Okay, I get it! Move on now!*Fine. Lewa decides to go look in his basement to see what Rusl had left him.*Lewa: I hope it's not some fishing rod.Rahaga Bomonga: It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this!Lewa: Great, a cheap wooden sword. *Lewa takes the sword and works his way back up.* That was fun. Hope those creepy children don't get over-joyed at this.*Kids: OOOOOHHHH!!Lewa: I spoke too soon.Talo: You got the slingshot!Beth: You kids are so immature, interested in things like that.*Beth was wrong, because you see not all of them were interested. One of the young ones, Malo, was not so interested. It could be that his shoes were too tight. It could be his head wasn't screwed on too tight. But I think the most likely reason of all may have been that he was actually an evil baby who idolized Karzahni.*Malo: Such things don't interest me.Talo: Wow, that wooden sword is so cool!Lewa: Sure is, now I can kill stuff with it... like... *Lewa looks around and he spots a--* MONKEY!!!*Yeah, that.*Beth: Let's get it!*The kids all run off after the monkey, leaving Lewa behind.*Lewa: Hey, that's my monkey! I claim-called it first!*Lewa gets onto Epona (because apparently this guy can't fly...) and rides into the Faron woods where he meets some beatnik.*Coro: Duuude, it's an Ordonian. Sweet.Lewa: Uh... hi?Coro: Dude, I'm giving away free lanterns with the purchase of oil.Lewa: Okay. May I see one of these lanterns?Coro: Sure, here you go.*And thus Lewa got the lantern.*Lewa: Sucker.Coro: What?Lewa: I mean, it's a nice lantern.Coro: And you can have it with the purchase of oil.Lewa: Later!Coro: Harsh, man, really harsh.Lewa, thinking: It already has oil, so what's the point of buying more?*Lewa rode through the woods in an epic fashion until he found Talo, who was trapped in a cage with the monkey. The other kids lost him and weren't of much help, so whatever. Talo was crying loudly.*Lewa: Shut up, you little... *Lewa used the sword to chop up the cage, freeing Talo and the monkey.* That was easy.*Lewa returned the kids back home to get them out of his hair, but one problem led to the next.*Rusl: Hello, Lewa.Lewa: What's up, creep-face.Rusl: That's not my name.Lewa: Tell me your name then.Rusl: No matter, then. Pretty funny about young Talo there, huh?Lewa: Weird-freak.*The next Day, Lewa was parading around town on Epona. Hahli caught sight of them.*Hahli: Father, it's Epona! Oh, and Lewa...Mayor: What is it with her?Hahli: So, uh... where you going, Lewa?Lewa: Going to deliver-run the package for creep-face.Hahli: He has a name, you know.Lewa: Yeah, but no one knows what it is. Do you know?Mayor: I-uh... no. *Lewa gets off and walks over to the mayor.*Lewa: Then I rest my case.Hahli: You've been pushing Epona too hard again!Lewa: I had to herd twice as many goats this morning! And you know the saying: They multiply likes goats.Mayor: Is that how it goes?Hahli: That's not a saying! Come on, Epona, let's go where we're appreciated!Mayor: What's wrong with her...?Lewa: I couldn't even start.

Yeah. It was sort of planned out far in advance when I sort of thought 4 Giants and 4 Beatles. That, and I was listening to "From me to you" around the time I got the idea. ("Just call on me," Oath to order to call the giants...)Well, since Lewa didn't have Natalie's strategy guide to help him on his first journey, no worries there.Well, I'm very glad to hear you liked it. This isn't Lewa's only quest, so if you really want to see his further adventures, there's also The Dimwit of Time, the first in the series, as well as Twilight Delinquent, which sees his descendant going on an adventure.Speaking of that, I figured that I probably should have done this. For those who have never seen the character of Elitha, here is a character reference of her MOC that I made (with wings tucked in) as well as a human/toon form of her.See HereShe and Natalie are the only ones I have any references for. Of course, I won't really post the Natalie reference unless someone REALLY wants to see her. She's drawn in the same style as the human Elitha is.

All right then, hey everyone, ShadowBionics here again with the next installment of the "Dimwit of Time" series, which follows as a direct sequel to "The Moron's Mask." This is going to be a spoof of Twilight Princess, and as you can guess I'm spoofing the "Link/Child" timeline of the Zelda timeline. As for the "Zelda/Adult" timeline, that will be for some other day in the future. Anyways, let's get on with the story.Like with TMM, this is all pre-written stuff. The first chapter was written in November of 2010, and I was actually going through a difficult time around that month. Hopefully it doesn't show. The story is still on-going, as I just finished chapter 25. The story itself won't go past 30 chapters, so no worries there. However, the chapters are definitely going to be lengthy, so there won't be any combing chapters this time around. And if there is, then it won't be as often. First chapter, right at you now.*Long ago in the land of Metru Nui… there lived a boy and his horse. They were the best of friends and they loved each other. They also had a friend named Mr. Wall of Fire. The boy's name was Antroz, but Antroz was a naughty boy who did evil things revolving around some princess girl and this crazy hero guy in green.**It was up to the sages to execute him, but they failed miserably. They took it upon themselves to banish him to a prison for the greatest of criminals, thus sending him down into the Zone Where Normal Things Don't Happen Very Often…**They believed it would solve all their problems when in fact they only made everything that much worse than before…*Bionicle: Twilight Delinquent*It was peaceful out in Metru Nui, it was so peaceful that it was boring.*Rusl: Hey, Lewa…Lewa: What is it, freak?Rusl: I have a name, you know.Lewa: Really? What is it?Rusl: You know… I've been so lost and confused in my life, I don't even know my true name.Lewa: Then you are a sad, strange-wagon. You have my pity.Rusl: I hope you don't feel weird...Lewa: Too late for that, weird-freak.Rusl: I just wanted to sit down by this waterfall.Lewa: They call it as spring, weird-freak.Rusl: I like looking at the spring… I could stare at it forever. Do you know what kind of water that is?Lewa: No… I don't take swim-dips in the water.Rusl: Look at how clear and crystal that water is. You know, they make Sprite with this water.Lewa: What, are you serious?Rusl: Yeah, this is where Sprite comes from. Just look at it. They take the water and put it into Sprite cans and bottles everywhere.Lewa: You are insane, you know that?Rusl: Maybe. I was going to tell you something important.Lewa: What?Rusl: You're adopted and no one ever loved you.Lewa: …Rusl: That's what I wanted to tell you.Lewa: I kinda figured that since I don't have parents. At least... not that I can fully remember, aside from my dad before he got dragged to the funny farm.Rusl: Okay, I'm joking. What I really wanted to tell you is there's this city of Metru Nui and we're just outside of it. Ever heard of it.Lewa: Somewhat.Rusl: Yeah, it's this big place and we're at like the edge of it.Lewa: I feel like I've been there before.Rusl: Well, you never have been, that's the other thing I wanted to tell you about. Okay, now go to work for the ranch.Lewa: I don't wanna go to work.Rusl: Too bad.Lewa: I hate you, weird-freak.Rusl: That's not my name!Lewa: I have to call you something since you don't have a name.Rusl: Don't call me that!Lewa: What do I call you?Rusl, sigh: Okay, fine… but only because I lost my true name.*Lewa and Rusl get up and start walking away from the spring. Lewa had to get to the ranch, as he was nothing but a simple ranch hand. He was unaware though, that there were bigger things lined up in his destiny… With Epona, he rode to the ranch and got ready to get to work herding these scary goat-like things. And since I found this tedious (and glitchy the first time I played it on the Wii version), I'm going to skip to the end.**Lewa was able to get the job done herding the goats around, despite how stubborn a lot of them were. Yeah, his job this time around isn't as exciting as those of his ancestors in the days long past. He went to the other spring to take a load off of his mind, considering lately his mind was tormented with visions of some sun-burnt yelling guy with the Triforce of Power and a red/black crazy girl who danced to the song "Night Nurse." But they're not important, so let's ignore them.*Lewa: Well, that was tedious.Hahli: Oh, hi, Lewa…Lewa: Oh… hello.Hahli: How you doin'?Lewa: I'm... sure-fine to say the least.*There is an awkward moment of silence before the two split up and Lewa goes into his home for some sleep... and to get tormented by nightmares of the yelly guy and the freaky lady who lives in a mask. That's all ended when there's someone calling for him... a bunch of the scariest kids you'd ever see, especially the evil baby...*Lewa: Okay, what do you brats want?Talo: There's a slingshot at the store!Lewa: What am I, 10? I don't play with kid-toys!*5 minutes later...*Lewa, panting: Must... search-find... money... to get... slingshot!*Lewa drives himself crazy getting enough money and smashing some pumpkins (lol, Smashing Pumpkins). He literally goes the distance to find some money. On some stone pillars, he spies a monkey holding some weird bundle of something...*Lewa: That monkey got money? Only one way to find out.*Unlike his ancestors, he doesn't take that much of a direct approach. He takes some grass and plays me a song and summons a hawk.*Lewa: Go get the money!*He sends the hawk to the monkey, the hawk grabs the bundle and brings it back. Sadly it wasn't money, it was actually a baby cradle.*Lewa: What the blaze is this? Maybe I can sell-pawn if for money.Uli: You found my cradle!Lewa: Uh... of course I did. Now give me a reward!Uli: Take this fishing rod!Lewa: Aw! Well, maybe I can sell-catch some fish then.*That is exactly what Lewa does and he starts his own fishing business (without a fishing license, for shame), but that is short lived once a cat comes along and starts to steal his fish.*Lewa: Get back here! I'm going to kill that—*Lewa runs after the cat, which goes all the way into the store. Lewa breaks in.*Lewa: You cat snatch-stole my fish!Shopkeeper: Sorry, I can't give credit.Lewa: How do I get money then?Shopkeeper: I don't know. Take this bottle of milk, go nuts.*Lewa got a half-empty bottle of milk. But more importantly, he got a bottle!*Lewa: I don't drink milk...

Hello, there. Well, today is my day to kind of show off what I have in store for the future. For the most part, I've abandoned a lot of my old projects in favor of newer ones. The really "big" one in the series is the "The Dimwit of Time" series, which spoofs The Legend of Zelda games and revolves around Lewa acting as Link. Recently, I've finished the second installment, originally written in 2010 and originally proposed to BZPower earlier that year. The third installment, which is currently on-going, I am thinking of putting up on here as well.It will be a spoof of Twilight Princess and is set many hundreds of years after The Dimwit of Time/The Moron's Mask, following a new Lewa (if you understand the games, then you get why it's going to be like this) and his battle against an ancient evil. Here's a teaser I worked up with. For those who followed The Moron's Mask, I spoke about a deleted chapter 24. This is part of chapter 24, reworked into a teaser.-----------------------------------------------------In the land of Metru Nui, there are whispers of many great legends. There are echos of a legend of a great hero who triumphed over evil and saved the land through his courage, stupidity, and sheer luck. The hero departed on a great voyage to search for a valuable friend, believing that evil to have been vanquished. He was wrong...*Antroz is then seen riding his horse Nexus through a flaming forest.*Antroz, screaming: Oh, Mata Nui, I'm on fire! I'm burning here! Why doesn't anyone help me?! AAAHH! Help me, I'm literally burning alive here! Please, I beg of you, help me! Someone please help me! Stop showing this flashback! It's very painful to me!Upon returning to his own time, the young hero had the wicked burned man in black armor imprisoned before his rise to power in the land he abandoned, but was refused the opportunity to properly vanquish him. The wicked man was held trail for his heinous crimes and desires...*Somewhere in the Po-Metru desert, the ones called "the Sages" were summoned to execute him. Unlike the sages of the timeline Lewa left behind, these Sages were only mere shadows of the ones who had yet to be awakened. All of them male and possessing a ghost-like configuration.**Antroz, after being found guilty, was led into the chamber where the Mirror of Twilight was held. These Sages, however, were lazy and not very bright. Antroz went along with the execution, but he would soon strike when the time was right. He allowed himself to be chained up to a rock slab with the Sages' rubber chains. He looked at them with fire in his eyes and the hatred of an ancient evil burning in his heart.*Water Sage, brandishing sword: It's time for you to pay for your crimes, Antroz.Antroz: Do we really need to have it be this way? Can't we all go out for a smoothie and talk it over?Light Sage: While we do like smoothies, we can't do that. We're supposed to stab you in the chest.Fire Sage: And then we're going to sell all your stuff to whoever wants it.Antroz: Hmm… this simply won't do.Forest Sage: Quit your stalling and let's get this over with.*The Water Sage takes the sword and with one heavy, yet swift, motion, he impales Antroz with the sacred blade.*Shadow Sage: All right, well the deed is done. Now we can go out for smoothies.Spirit Sage: Well said.*Sadly for them, they didn't realize how they didn't use the real sword to execute him. No… they only used the pretend sword to do the job. Antroz did not die, but he did get hurt in the chest. He slowly began to stir as the Triforce of Power glowed in his hand, granting him strength to try and break out. The sages realized too late what was going on.*Antroz: You're going to pay dearly for that, foolish sages!*Antroz breaks the rubber chains that held him to the stone slab and then he rushes out with a fist in front of him and he kills the Water Sage. The surviving sages could only cower in fear at the atrocity.*Light Sage: Did he just… do a Falcon punch to kill him?!Shadow Sage: It's Super Smash Bros. Melee all over again!Forest Sage: What do we do?! We're too lazy to handle this guy all on our own!*That's when they thought about where they were… the Mirror of Twilight! Without hesitation or thought, the Fire Sage activated the mirror. Antroz took the sword used to kill him, powered it up to suit his needs, and he made his way for the Sages. However, he didn't notice the Mirror of Twilight behind him. The mirror activated and opened a portal to the Twilight Realm. It then activated a vacuum and started to pull Antroz in. He tried his best to resist, but in the end the force was too much for him and he was banished into the Twilight Realm to be imprisoned for the rest of his days… at least for now, it seemed.**The Sages all looked over to where their fallen comrade once stood. After that, they all decided to go out for smoothies.*-------------------------------------------------------------------That is the teaser for Twilight Delinquent, which is on chapter 25 as I am writing this, so with that said, everything else is pre-written and may/may not contain some dated material. I have also contemplated on making another one after this one is ended, either between Skyward Sword or Wind Waker, which is "the land he abandoned" referenced in the teaser. Skyward Sword however is a prequel to Ocarina of Time, thusly the Skyward Sword parody will be a prequel to The Dimwit of Time. I've asked people as to which one they would like to see more, but no one really ever answered me. So if anyone would like to provide feedback, please feel free to do so. Here is a small test writing for an untitled Skyward Sword parody I thought up of...-----------------------------------------------------------------*Lewa stepped through the boss door upon putting the key in its place--*Lewa: That's not a key! It's a freak-weird puzzle piece!*MOVING ON... Lewa found himself in a circular chamber, and a lone door with a glowing symbol associated with the goddess Hylia. Lewa figured it might be a clue as to where Nokama was. Before he could get any closer, he was stopped by an explosion of diamonds and FABULOUSNESS.**Lewa moved his hand away to see some sort of creepy guy standing in his way with a long, black-bladed sword in hand. He raised the sword above his head, but then stopped suddenly, making it vanish into FABULOUS diamonds.*Lewa:Oh, look, it's Debbie.Ghirahim: Oh, look who it is... And my name isn't Debbie, you know? Do you have any idea how it makes me feel whenever someone calls me that...?Lewa: No. And I just did that randomly. I had no idea it was some kind of hate-plague against you.Ghirahim: It makes me FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER! But enough about that... *Ghirahim turns around, facing Lewa for the first time, revealing he had a wannabe Princess Rosalina haircut and some bad purple eyeliner.*Ghirahim: I thought the tornado I stirred up would have torn you apart, yet here you are. *sigh* Not that your life or death would have any consequence.Lewa: Well, you're no prize either, you know. Who else would want to dress up like some circus reject wannabe?*Somewhere in the future...*Zant: Princess Luna! Where are my rainbow wig and shoes made from real pumpkins?!*Back in the Skyview Temple...*Ghirahim: Well, none of that matters. It's just the girl that matters now, and I can sense her here... just beyond this door.Lewa: Ah-ha! So she is here then!Ghirahim: Yes, we plucked her "specialness" from her perch in the clouds, and now she's ours.Lewa: Why do you speak as if you're more than one person? Weird-freak.Ghirahim: Oh, but listen to me. I've forgotten my manners. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is not DEBBIE as you so rudely suggest. *He does a hair flip as he turns back around.*Ghirahim: I am the demon who presides over this land you look down upon... The surface. You may call me Ghirahim. In truth, I prefer to be indulged with my full title: Lord Ghirahim.Lewa: Lord Creep-zone is more like it. *Annoyed, Lewa takes out the Goddess Sword and his shield.*Ghirahim: Did you really just draw your sword? Fool.*Ghirahim turns back around one more time to face Lewa.*Ghirahim: By all rights, the girl should have fallen into our hands already.Lewa: Who is this other person?! I don't see them!Ghirahim: She was nearly ours when that loathsome servant of the goddess snatched her away.*That's when Ghirahim starts to lose it... but nothing compared to how Zant did... or will, rather. Dang, prequels are confusing.*Ghirahim: Do you have any idea how that made me feel inside?Lewa: Furious, outraged, sick with anger?Ghirahim: FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!Lewa: Yeah, you kind of said that before.*Ghirahim suddenly vanishes into diamonds, but his voice still filled the chamber.*Ghirahim: This turn of events has left me with a strong appetite for violence.Lewa, freaking out: Wait, we can talk about this. This doesn't have to end with me getting killed by a creept nutjob like you.*That's when Ghirahim appears again, right behind Lewa all creepy Voldemort style. Lewa was scared stiff the moment he felt that Ghirahim was right behind him.*Ghirahim: You're right. It seems hardly fair, being of my position to take all of my anger out on you. Which is why I promise upfront not to destroy you.Lewa, scared/sarcastic: Well, that's a relief!Ghirahim: No, I'm just going to beat you up really badly. Now watch my creepy snake tongue!*Ghirahim steps forward a few feet and sticks out and wiggles his snake-ling tongue to be creepy, making Lewa jump back despite that Ghirahim wasn't really near him.*Lewa: What are you?Ghirahim, laughs: I am the solution.---------------------------------------------------And that's a small test-writing for my untitled Skyward Sword spoof. Whether or not this will be in the final project remains to be determined, considering this isn't even in development yet. This is just a preview of how the characters would behave and just me working on an idea out of boredom that I kept. And as those of you who might have played the game before, I've altered this scene a bit, because the game is kind of dark when you think about it. A lot of the dialogue itself surpasses Twilight Princess and Majora's Mask in terms of how dark and sort of frightening they are. So yeah, I'm going to probably make the whole thing like that when I get to it, considering there's a lot of points in the game that do scare me. One of which made me cringe in terror.And now for a bit of a minor spoiler for The Moron's Mask. At the end of chapter 23, the Happy Mask Salesman claims that the evil spirit in the mask of death is gone. This is not true. Elitha is not gone, and she is not a spirit. She has a "spirit form", but this is only as a ploy and for safety. Elitha survived the fight with Lewa on the moon. She's still very much alive. That is all I'll say about that. It's kind of a key plot point that I didn't go into much, mainly because I felt it would have driven the story on for too long. So in other words, no one knows anything about Elitha, aside from Elitha herself.And now for a sort of poll.Which of these projects would you be interested in seeing me continue on? I haven't done so because I'm almost not sure if anyone likes them or not.A Day in the Life of Teridax?/ Just Another Day with TeridaxFinal DinnerI can continue either or both, but just something I'd want to know. Here's a small teaser for ADITLOT/JADWT.-----------------------------------------------------------------Torah: Okay, Teridax wanted me to get... what was it again?*Torah walks down the street to the market when he passes by a randomly placed radio for the sake of being random.*DJ on radio: You're listening to Radio KPodge, where we bring you smashing and crushing great hits. Here is a preview one of my personal favorites, coming up later on.Carly Rae Jepsen: Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?Torah: That song is annoying.Zombified crowd: Must crush Brotherhood of Morons. Must crush Brotherhood of Morons.Torah: Uh... why are you all coming at me with torches and pitchforks? Can't we talk this out? Wait... please! Don't come any closer!*As the crowd begins to clobber the dimwitted Makuta, we see that just above the building where the radio was placed, the DJ himself sits down and looks upon the horrible sight. Who is the DJ?*Hodge Podge, with microphone: All that and more coming up on Radio KPodge. HA HA HA!-----------------------------------------------------------And that's about it for now. There will be more to arrive from me as time progresses. Until then, see you all some other time. Bye.

Imagine how I felt doing this mission, then. Not only that, but to get everything you need, you have to do this mission twice. Once to give the letter to Kafei's mother yourself for a bottle of Chateau Romani, and again to give to the Postman to give to her to get the postman's hat. So yeah, this mission can be a pain to do. And in a bonus chapter of the Mask Chronicles, I'm going to show off what the Couple's Mask does... (For those of you who know, don't say anything because then you'll ruin the joke of it)Well, wait no more, because here is the "formerly" last chapter of the story, chapter 23. It's going to be full of a lot of unexpected twists revolving around the main villain (who technically, you know who she is by now) and the giants as well.*The moon was full (and looking SO SAD) when the clock struck midnight. Remote was tossing his remote into the air and catching it repeatedly.*Remote 2.0: I wonder if some foolish mortals will come by to try and stop me.Lewa: Wonder no more, weird-freak!Remote 2.0: You again…Tatl: Tael!Tael: About time you got here, woman.Tatl: Get out of the way before he hits you!Remote 2.0: Ah, yes, Tael, my righthand man… don't talk out of line! *He strikes Tael for no reason.*Tatl: Stop hitting my brother! You think you're our friend after that?Remote 2.0: Well, whatever.Lewa: You're not going to drop the moon on Clook Town, I won't let you!Remote 2.0: Who told you about my super-secret plan?! No matter… at least you're going to get to see the plan in action. All right, Luna… Prepare to be crushed!Lewa: Did he say that last time or was it something else?*Remote taps into the Elitha, throws his arms back, and emits a high-pitched scream. No sooner, the moon starts to draw closer to the town.*Remote 2.0: Who ya gonna call?Lewa: O_O What did you say…?Remote 2.0: Strange… as if I was willed to say that… *As Remote starts acting confused as to why he was acting strange, Lewa took the moment to play the Oath to Order.*Lewa: Okay, let's see if these guys actually help.Remote 2.0: What's going on here?! No!!! *As the cataclysm continues, the four giants come from each of the four compass directions, ready to stop the moon.*Giant 1: My name is Ringo, and I play the drums.Giant 2: My name's Paul and I play bass.Giant 3: My name is George and I play a guitar.Giant 4: Yah, my name's John and I also play a guitar. And sometimes I play the fool.*Each of the fab four take 100 steps to the center of the town, put their arms out, and with all their might they manage to stop the moon from coming any closer… then in a matter of moments, it is as though time actually stops.*Tael: Oh, now look what you did, Remote's unconscious…Tatl: We came here to save you!Tael: Oh, yeah, well who's gonna save you, Junior?Tatl: I told you… *She grabs Lewa's skyblaster.* Don't call me Junior! Tael: No, sis, don't do it! Don't you think about it now. I was just kidding.Lewa: You... threatened your own brother.Tatl: He was getting on my nerves, anyway. He's almost more of a moron than you are.Female voice: Shut up, both of you!Lewa: What??Tatl: Who said that?*Remote's limp body rises into the air, but it wasn't his voice that came from the mouth… Rather, it was the mask that the puppet wore on its face… it was now in full control and in charge.*Elitha: You two are the bane of my existence, just what do you want from me? Tell you what? Come and get me if you can… are you man enough to see? Now then… time to move along with the rest of the plan… *Elitha giggles in a demented sort of manner as she abandons the body of Remote and flies to the moon, which opens its mouth to let her in. From there, she possessed the moon as her new puppet. The eyes of the moon began to glow a haunting bright crimson.*Elitha/Moon: I shall consume… everything.*Stronger thanks to the Kanohi Elitha, the moon roars back to life and begins to push back the giants.*Tatl: Darn it! Now that?Lewa: We… shoot for the moon!Tatl, groans: That is such a stupid pun. But are you crazy? You really are as bad as Tael.Tael: But as long as I'm around, you're just second best.Tatl: Uh... that didn't even make any sense to what'd going on right now.Lewa: Come on, Navi!Tatl: It's Tatl!Lewa: Now's not the time, we have to quick-run!*Lewa goes underneath the opening in the moon's mouth where Elitha flew to and he is taken to the surface of the moon.*Tatl: I guess I have no other choice.*Tatl goes with him and she is taken to the moon's surface as well, which is not how I imagined it… if anything, it looked more like a forest area, so peaceful and serine.*Lewa: I think I know where air fresheners come from now…Tatl: This is nothing like how the surface of the moon should be!Lewa: You're right… it's much better!Tatl: Never mind, let's go find this talking mask and beat it to death.*Lewa runs up to the lone leprechaun tree growing out in the pasture. There is a kid wearing Elitha's mask sitting underneath it.*Lewa: Hey, kid, have you seen a freak night-nurse mask around here with an exotic voice?Elitha kid: No… do you like to play games?Lewa: It depends.Elitha kid: Why don't we play a game?Lewa: Okay, I'm game.Elitha kid: Let's play good guys versus bad guys. You be the bad guy and I'll be the good guy.Lewa: But I don't wanna be the bad guy!Elitha kid: I'll give you this cool mask if you agree.*And thus Lewa got the Fierce Deity's Mask.*Lewa: It does look cool. Okay, I'll be the bad guy.Elitha kid: Good…*That's when they are taken to a strange room, almost like something you'd see in one of those sort of crack-pot dream, and I don't use that term lightly.*Lewa: I'm scared...Tatl: Don't let the room get you, just get out there and fight that mask!Lewa: But where is she?*The chamber echoes with Elitha's laughter. They both look to the opposite end of the wall where the Kanohi Elitha hung.*Elitha: Oh, I didn't think you two would come. *The mask lifts off from the wall menacingly, hovering over Lewa and Tatl.*Lewa: of course we did.Elitha: Don't you know how evil I am?Lewa: You're not so hard-tough to beat.Elitha: Really? Lewa: Name one bad thing you've done... aside from making Lord of shadows leave BZPower...Elitha: I'm going to launch a brilliant master plan in the future! And you will all suffer before me! Lewa, gasping: You... no good... little... Elitha, laughs: Face it, I'm too much for you to handle.Lewa: I'm going to have a pleasure-fest killing you!Elitha: First, why don't we bring in some guests?*From Lewa, Elitha summons the four boss remains and plants them on the wall. From there, they come off the wall, alive in almost the same manner as the Elitha. They were reincarnated, although not exactly the same way they once were...*Elitha: Once they were gone, now they are back after 10 years... coming to you from the depths of Karzahni...Tatl: No...Elitha: Jerry, George, Kramer, Elaine...Tatl: No way... you mean...?Elitha: Yes! Seinfeld Team attack!Tatl: This doesn't look good...Lewa: Time to heat things up... *He fires his blaster at Goht/George, setting him on fire. Goht screams in pain as he dies... again, but this time not by crashing into something.*Elitha: I have more where that came from! *Lewa repeated the same strategy and met with successful results.*Lewa: Looks like this show's been canceled.Elitha: Well... your body's all gray! *She fires her lazors at him, but Lewa dodges them and reflects them back at her with the mirror shield.*Lewa: Anything else?Elitha: you bring me no choice... at least you get to die in the presence of my actual form...*The mask drops down to the floor and the eyes glow bright crimson. The in a matter of moments, the mask grabs loose particles and begins to form a body for itself, clad in red/black armor.*Lewa: O_O It's a nightmare come true!*Elitha was laughing evilly as she sprouted wings for herself and summoned her scissor scythe and flame shield.*Elitha: It's getting critical now, isn't it?Lewa: No! No, you can't be real!Elitha: I'm as real as everything and anything, "hero of time." *The lights in the room darken and Elitha's "song" begins to play.*Lewa: Not the Night-Nurse song! Wait!*As Elitha starts to move in an erratic fashion, Lewa puts on Kamaro's mask and taps into its powers... it was Lewa's dancing versus Elitha's dancing now.*George Michael's voice, singing: And I'm never going to dance again...Natalie Horler's voice, singing: It's critical, 'cause your body's going to rock just like a chemical.George Michael's voice: Guilty feelings, got no rhythm...Elitha: No, his moves are too powerful!Lewa: That's right, you're not going to kill me Freddy Kruger style!*On the ropes, Lewa uses a combo of fighting/dancing to throw Elitha around, knocking away her shield and scythe and throwing her against the wall, almost parallel to the way she did to him in the nightmare.*Elitha: You leave me with no choice then... *Elitha breaks off from the wall and begins to grab more particles around her, becoming much larger and stronger. She trades in her weapons for some spiked whips and she screeches out in a much higher voice.*Lewa: Another transformation? What are you, Frieza?Tatl: This looks tough. You might want to use that Fierce Deity's Mask now.Lewa: Okay, good thought-plan. *Lewa takes the Kamaro's mask off and puts on the Fierce Deity's mask, rewriting his DNA once more.*Elitha: What?!Lewa: I have the power!!!Elitha: Grr... I didn't think he'd actually use it. No matter, this will be our ultimate battle!*So Lewa and Eltiha get into an epic battle. Elitha charged her whips and threw Lewa back a few times, but he countered by firing beams from his double helix sword, stunning her for some moments. Elitha was still agile and leapt several feet in the air and lashed out at him, giving him some heavy damage. As the battle goes on, Lewa starts to dodge her attacks and is able to get more of his attacks in. Then he stuns her for the last time before he delivers the last blow, silencing Elitha forever...*Elitha: Party on the top floor...party on the top floor... party on the top-top-top... *Elitha's body stiffens and then begins to crumble away...**Back on the outside, the moon, left without Elitha's power, starts to crumble away as well and turn into a huge rainbow. Yeah, I don't get it either. If only my geology teacher could see the logic behind this one, huh? The people in town begin to rejoice now that they are saved.*Lewa, normal: That was extreme...Tatl: Tael, what are you doing here?Tael: What? You should know you don't control me. I play by my own rules and listen to no one else but me.Happy Mask Salesman: Well, now, looks like you got the mask back for me now, didn't you? It looks like the dark power faded away.Lewa: What?! Hey, where's my Fierce Deity's mask?Happy Mask Salesman: The fierceness of the battle must have destroyed it along with the mask's spirit. Pretty ironic if I do say so, myself.*Unfortunately, the mask salesman doesn't know the truth behind what happened to Elitha's mask, but that is a story for another day...*Tatl: It's probably for the best, that thing made you into a werido... not that you weren't one before.Tael: Hey, man, what's with Remote?Remote: Hey, Paul, is it true what they say about you?Giant 2: No. It's just a rumor.Remote: Hey, uh... sorry about the whole moon thing. The mask really took a grip on me.Lewa: It took a grip on me, too. I understand.Remote: You know, you remind me of that green guy who taught me that song.Lewa: That's because I am that guy.*The Happy Mask Salesman starts to go into his instant-changing poses again...*Happy Mask Salesman: Looks like I'm no longer needed here. Clock town is safe.Tatl: Yeah, especially now that you're leaving, you freak!Happy Mask Salesman: But remember... never dance with another man's potato patch, otherwise I'll rough you up! But before I go, why don't we sing the Song of Healing?!*Everyone runs away as fast as they can into Clock town, far away from him.*Happy Mask Salesman: Oh... they're gone. I guess nothing left for me to do now but return to my home planet. *He looks up and then in seconds he is beamed aboard a mother ship with Elitha's mask in hand. The ship then takes off into hyperspace, not to be seen again...* Tatl: Now that we got away from that freak, it's time for you to go, Lewa.Lewa: What? But what if I wanted to stay at the carnival? Thought of that?Tatl: Who cares, you're supposed to leave.Lewa: Grr. Fine, maybe I'll just try and get back home then...*So Lewa set off from Alma Nui to try and return home... at least until the Glatorian were on and they needed their lead guitarist back, thus causing some confusion and some brute force to bring Lewa back so he could perform with them. Other than that, he left forever. In the end, everyone was happy, all was well. And somewhere along the line, Natalie took the remote from Lewa (around the time she gave him the strategy guide) and managed to get back home and live happily.*Kiina: Hey, where's Tarix? It's time for the concert.*Well, except for that... Oh, well.*

Probably could have, but I didn't. Partially because as you can probably tell by my writing, I disliked that fight and found it boring and partially because Twinmold doesn't even attack you. Both "worms" are just flying around, not even paying attention to you for the most part in the actual game fight. Thinking back, I could probably have made fun of how the worms are minding their own business, but for now let's just blame 2010 me for not thinking of that sooner. Onto chapter 22, the penultimate chapter of the series not including the obscure chapter 24... which I think this story would work without it. However, it might pop up in some other form...*The child returned inside and found Lewa waiting there for him like a jolly prowler.*Kafei: Green mask, green armor. Anju wrote about you in her letter. You are looking for Kafei.Lewa: Yeah, so you gonna help us?Kafei: Can you keep a secret?Lewa: Sometimes.Kafei: Okay. *He then removes the Keaton mask and shows his face.*Lewa, gasp: It's Pat the Baker!Kafei: I am Kafei.Tatl: The Kafei we're looking for is an adult! When I see you, I see a child!Kafei: I was cursed by the shadow man wearing a mask.Lewa: Remote?Kafei: And it's not like I'm hiding because of how I look, it's because my wedding ceremony mask got stolen by some prancing freak with a big grin on his face.Lewa: Don't I know someone like that?Tatl: Well you're stupid, just like my partner!Lewa: I'm right next to you.Kafei: I was quite happy before my wedding, so I was a natural target to be turned into what I am now.Tatl: I pity you.Kafei: Don't cry for me, for I am already lost. I know she is worried, but I can't go see Anju yet. I made a promise to her that I can't break.Lewa: Like in Harry Potter? Will you die if you fail?Lord of shadows: That's the unbreakable vow, fool.Kafei: I promised I'd bring the wedding ceremony mask and greet her. This pendant, give it to Anju.*Lewa gets the Pendant of Memories.*Kafei: Keep what we just talked about a secret.*So then Lewa returns to the Inn and give Anju the Pendant of Memories.*Anju: That's it! I'll wait for him.Lewa: Okay then...*Left to wait again, Lewa was hanging, waiting to see what happened next. He had no choice but to go back to the Laundry pool after a while...*Shopkeeper: Huh? You the guy?Lewa: So what if I am?Shopkeeper: Got a message from Kafei. I've known him since he was real little, but when he showed up in that brat body, I didn't know what to say. It took me one glance at that Keaton mask to realize I was looking at my old friend. I gave it to him when he was little, I'm surprised he kept it so well.Lewa: That's real nice. Tell me what I came here for and I'll just walk-pass on my way.Shopkeeper: I'm not sure why, but I'm going to give this to you. *Lewa gets the Keaton mask.* Kafei wants you to give this to his mother. *Lewa gets some express mail to his mother as well.*Lewa: Anything else?Shopkeeper: Yeah, this guy Ahkmou from Ikana village. He came into my shop sometime back and Kafei loses it, going after the guy. He wanted to pawn off this mask, but I told him it wasn't worth anything and told him to get lost.Lewa: That's the guy!*Lewa runs out the door.*Shopkeeper: Yeah, just like that, in fact.*So somewhere in Ikana village, Lewa returns to where he originally encountered Ahkmou, although he was not there. He instead found Kafei hiding behind a boulder, waiting for something.*Kafei: I found him, lime green man. His name is Ahkmou, he's some Toa of Shadow and he's using this place as a safe house for keeping his stolen goods. He came to the shop last night and I followed him.Lewa: Stalkerism...Kafei: His storage is on the other side of the rock door. Only Ahkmou can open it, so the only way in is to wait for him to arrive.*So after some more waiting, Ahkmou and his freak self arrives, opens the door, and runs inside like a little girl. Kafei runs in after him. Lewa follows along.**Lewa goes through a door, which locks behind him. He spots Kafei, who spots a mask on a pedestal.*Kafei: It's the Sun's Mask! *Kafei approaches the mask, but as he gets too close, and alarm goes off and the mask gets put onto a conveyer belt, which led all the way to the incinerator...*Kafei: Now I've done it.Tatl: You sure did.*Kafei steps away and the door closes. He looks back to see it was a switch he stepped on that kept the door open. From then on, Lewa and Kafei worked together pushing various switches to get to the other end before the mask would be burned to nothing. They were successful...*Kafei: There's still time, I have to get back to town!*Kafei makes a run for it. In all that time Lewa wasted, it was already closer to midnight. It was now literally a race against the clock as Lewa flew back to Clock Town to make it back in time and deliver that letter.*Lewa: I'm not the postman, but I know who is. *He goes into the post office to find a very frantic postman rocking back and forth.*Postman: I know I should flee, but it's not written on the schedule!Lewa: O_O Are you kidding me with this? I'll make your life full-useful again. Take this letter.Postman: It's priority mail seal, too! This is the highest of priorities! I'll get on it! *He takes the letter and starts to go on his way, slamming the door in front of Lewa.*Lewa: Don't slam the door in front of my face! *Lewa breaks through the door and follows the postman to the milk bar. The postman goes through and slams the door in front of Lewa's face again.* Don't slam the door in my face! *Lewa breaks the door down and follows the postman again where he talks to Kafei's mom, AKA the postmaster.*Postman: I have a delivery for you, postmistress.Kafei's mother: It's from Kafei! I knew something good would come in the end. You're still here? Everyone has left now! Flee! That's an order!Vakama: That's an order.Postman: Understood. *He ditches the postman hat and runs out like a fool.*Lewa: He can't order himself to quick-run, but when someone else does it...? Never mind. I'll take this now. *Lewa takes the postman hat and runs to meet with Anju.*Anju: I have decided to wait for him. I've made my promise.Lewa: Okay. I'll just keep you company until then.*Time passes.*Lewa: So how are you making it as an inn-keeper in today's economy?*Time passes.*Lewa, singing: We are strong. No one can tell use we're wrong...*Time passes.*Lewa: Why are there three Iruini's in this story?*Time passes.*Lewa: You heard of this guy Lord of shadows? He's mad-crazy. *Just then, Kafei comes in.*Lewa: I was just keeping her company until you got here.*Both of them meet, their eyes locked on one another. Anju with her Moon mask and Kafei with his Sun mask...*Anju: I... I have met you before. What a familiar scent. Long, long ago, yes. We made a promise. We were young. The masks of the sun and moon. We were to exchange them on the day of the carnival of time.Kafei: Anju, I'm sorry I was late.Anju: Welcome home. *They embrace each other for a long moment as the moon drew closer.*Tatl: I know they're lovers, but they look like mother and child.*Through their love, they are able to come together as a couple and exchange masks, thus making the Couple's mask.*Kafei: We have exchanged our oaths and have become a couple.Anju: You are our witnesses. Please take this mask.*Thus Lewa got the Couple's mask.*Lewa: I don't get it, but okay.Kafei: Please take refuge, we are fine here.Anju: We shall greet the morning... together.Lewa: That's fine and all... but I'm going to make sure you have a morning to greet! *Lewa races against the clock once more and makes it to the top of the clock tower, where Remote with his remote and Tael would be awaiting him for the final showdown of destiny...*

Oddly enough, I used to have people ask me about this a few times, mainly on Gorast's modified wing design I made and the Tahu fire sword I made. Well, to start off, I'm going to put up some pictures of Gorast's wing design.Front viewSo from what you see here, the wings no long connect to her arms. Personally, I hated that because if I wanted her arms out, the wings would have to go out. And if I wanted the wings out, I had to put the arms out, which I didn't like a lot since I would have wanted to do other poses with her. So taking a spare Tehutti, I reworked her wings to connect to the back.Back viewAlso to note on here, due to how the wings went on, I needed to bring out that Matoran connecter thing, so I took inspiration from Pohatu and a piece from Vican. Plus I managed to fill in the gaps from the original design.Close-upJust a better view of the wings.Now for the Tahu sword. I will admit I was actually... VERY annoyed when I saw the Mistika Tahu did not have a sword. And then came Ackar. So after getting a 2nd Ackar, I took the flame piece and worked around it to make a new sword for Tahu. This design, I actually saw something similar a while back, and a friend told me to make this sword for him. Well, he actually wanted a full-blown Tahu MOC, which I did eventually make, but at the time only the sword was done. I don't talk to him much anymore.Front viewIn addition to the sword, he's also had a few other modifications. I've swapped out the silver torso for a Metru red one to try and offset the silver. Mainly because I went and added more silver to him by giving him silver Nuva armor to try and bulk him up. I would have wanted to add silver Inika armor to him, but I had none available. So this might not be his final look.Brandishing swordSo the sword was made from Ackar's flame piece, a zamor launcher and a broken hip joint. And an axle of a length I can't remember. Possibly a 4-length. Reason I used a hip-joint was because I didn't have an axle-connector available. Plus the hip-joint was still good for connecting axles, but not for being a joint. Since it still had potential, I saved it and used it here for a better purpose.Back viewA friend thought it was cool that I put in a weapon storage kind of function with the sword. I just did it because I wanted Tahu to keep the sword for whenever I swapped it out for his rotating blades. This was kind of inspired by my Takanuva MOC, who has the same thing for his power lance/ staff of light.Rotating blades and swordThe sword is put away and Tahu can use the rotating blades, which are an okay weapon, but seeing as he's Tahu, he needs a sword for old times' sake. I'm not entirely sure what to call the weapon. Fire Sword is Tahu's original weapon, and while it does look like it, the sword isn't really the same as it. Oh, well.As an added bonus, here is Kopaka. I've made a few other modifications to other sets, but I'm not so sure of sharing them just yet.Front viewKopaka himself isn't changed all that much. What I mainly did on his was replace some broken joint pieces on his arms (4 to be exact) and move his armor up for posing. What some of my friends actually like is his weapon. The "blizzard blade" wasn't my favorite for him. I also thought "ice bayonet" was a cooler name for it. As one person put it once, "it's just a spike." So taking that in mind, I gave him a spare original Kopaka sword, which I think gives him a nice touch of nostalgia and makes for a better bayonet.Side view"Relax. This won't hurt a bit."Just a side view of the weapon. It works fine and the skyblaster fires all the same. Also, I'm kind of experimenting on how he looks with a blue lightsaber piece for his mask over the red one, and since I can't fully decide, I just have it there. I figure something like maybe the beam is blue when he's using it for his actual mask power and red when he's targeting something. It made sense in my head.I know these are like major revamps to the sets, but they're just small little modifications that some people have asked me about in the past. The one people REALLY want me to show off more is my Teridax modifications which is like a major revamp, but I I don't know since I'm kind of unsure about that. Anyway, here's these three to start off.

Glad you caught that reference. When I was looking at the scene from the game, that particular scene from Monty Python popped into my head, so when I was spoofing it I couldn't resist making the reference.Chapter 21. Not including that 24th chapter, there's only 2 more to go after this. Not sure if I will post the 24th chapter on here due to its odd nature.*From that point on, Lewa storms the temple, showing no mercy as he was determined to put an end to all the temple stuff and finish off his business. Switching between all of his forms, he would eventually get through the temple, beat a bunch of ninjas, fight some freaky vampire guy who is in no way a rip-off of Myotismon, and discover a secret…*Lewa: I have to turn the temple upside down?!Tatl: Okay, nothing weird about that.*This almost reminds me of that silly pop song by some group from the 90's called the A*teens that is called "Upside down," and thanks to my cousins for forever getting that silly song stuck in my head. Ignoring that, Lewa learns more and figures out what he had to do, first by exiting the temple and shooting the red jewel just outside the entrance with light, and lucky for him he had plenty of that. He goes back outside and takes a shot at the jewel, literally turning his world upside down.*Lewa: What happens if I fall of the edge? Will I fall-land in the sky? But how can I do that?Tatl: At this point, I don't care because nothing in this story makes sense.*Lewa goes back into the temple, now turned upside down and looking much different than before.*Lewa: Okay, what just happened? The doors are flip-turned upside down! What's going on?!Tatl: It doesn't matter; we're close to ending this. Just get to the boss chamber and finish whatever's in there off!Lewa: Okay...*It was easier said than done.*Lewa: Yeah, no kidding.*...As Lewa has to plow through more monsters, including this one with the giant eyeball.*Lewa: It's the giant eyeball! *He fires at it, killing it.*Tatl: That was random.*A chest appears and then Lewa claims the Giant's Mask for himself.*Lewa: It looks like one of those Ninja guy's faces.Tatl: Whatever, just keep moving!*To the boss chamber, that was where the pair had to go to next. In due time, Lewa evaded most of the traps and made it in...*Lewa: I'm Swiss cheese!Tatl, angered: GO! *She pushes him down into the hole where Lewa ends up in some weird desert-like world. And that is when the giant masked insect Twinmold with its two freakish heads pops out from the sand.*Lewa: Holy mother of Makuta! That thing is huge! How do I fight that?*Lewa then remembered the upside down ninja mask and put it on, hoping it would help somehow. The mask rewrote his DNA like the other transformation masks and Lewa let out a painful yell as his body grew and expanded to the point he could almost touch the sky.*Lewa: I'm a giant now! Let's go stomp-smashing stuff!Tatl: This is no time for that, fight him!Lewa: I can't hear you, Navi, you're so small and I'm so big!Tatl: It's Tatl!!!Lewa: I love you, too.*Twinmold strikes at Lewa, making him angry.*Lewa: I know you did not just hit me... *Lewa starts to go after them, hitting their tails with his sword. In a matter of moments, Twinmold and its moldy moldy-ness falls before Lewa's blade... after he got stuck in the sand a few times and had to fight him again and again.*Lewa: Okay, now to go for the magic exit...*Lewa goes over and claims the boss remains and I think we know what happens next...*Lewa: Okay, lay it on me!Tatl: Okay, we've helped all of you! Now will you help us?Giant 4: Fine, you got us, yah? If you want our help so bad, we'll give it to you. If there's anything that you need, you got it. Just call on us.Tatl: Okay, we'll call you from the clock tower in Clock Town.Lewa: Clook Town.Tatl: What is it with you and calling people and things the wrong name? You call me Navi, Natasha Natalie, Clock Town Clook Town... what's the matter with you?Giant 4: Stop with your stupid arguing, yah? It's starting to get annoying. Now go away, I can't cancel dinner with myself again. Yah?*Lewa and Tatl are sent away and the valley of death is less about death now, not to mention the ninjas are gone.*Lewa: Only one more thing to do.Tatl: You don't mean...Lewa: Yeah. That one.Tatl: This ought to be fun...*Yup, that's right, it's time for the longest side quest of the game...*Anju: Do you have a reservation here?Lewa: Uh... course I do. I'm Lewa.Anju: Ah, yes, you do.Lewa: Really? Uh, okay. I mean, of course I do.*Lewa gets the key from her and acting on what the guide tells him, plays a lot of the waiting game... *Anju: Do you have a reservationOnu-Toa: Yeah I do. Under Lewa-Onu.Lewa: What? My ears are burning...Anju: Lewa-Onu? We have one close to that, but...Other Lewa: That's okay, it's nice weather anyway. I'll sleep outside Onu.Anju: I'm sorry.Lewa: Oh, wow...Other Lewa, to Lewa: It's a hard world to live in Onu...Lewa: Uh... I'm with you, brother.*As Lewa and Lewa converse, Anju meets with the creepy postman.*Anju: This letter! Where'd you get it?Postman: The postbox.Anju: That's not what I meant.Lewa: What now? *After a long conversation, Lewa decides to make her day better and put on the Kafei mask he got off-screen because I didn't know how to work that part in.*Anju: Ah! You're also looking for Kafei? I have a request.Lewa: For you, I'd do anything.Anju: Meet me in the kitchen at 11:30...Lewa: At night?Anju: At night.Lewa: ... Elitha, mentally: Don't wanna be your lover, oh no...Lewa: Okay, I'll be there. Not because there's some scary black-widow who's going to kill me or anything.Anju: Thank you.*Time passes and we fast forward to night time...*Lewa: Did she stand me up?Tatl: She didn't make a date with you. Even if she did, it'd be no surprise if she did.*Anju comes walking in.*Lewa: You're late.Anju: I'm sorry to trouble you so late at night. It's about him... Kafei.Lewa: Yeah, tell me more.Anju: I received a letter from... him. Funny, getting a letter from a missing person.Lewa: Hard to argue with that.Anju: There's no mistaking it's from him. It's clear to me... Here, take my letter. Put it in a postbox. When he gets it, you should be able to meet him!Lewa: But I'm not the postman.*Despite this, Lewa does what he's told. He passes by Lewa and put it in a postbox to wait yet again... Time marches forward. At about 2:30, Lewa waits at the laundry pool. He had seen someone, wearing a Keaton mask, looking like the mask he was given there, he had some suspicions on if this was the person...**The postman comes and rings the bell and out comes the child Lewa had his suspicions of. As they exchange the letter, Lewa runs inside like a prowler and slams the door behind him.*Tatl: Breaking and entering... How is it you're the hero of this story?Lewa: I beat Twinmold and that temple, I suffered enough!

Since there's only 4 chapters left, including this one, I'm going to try and start cranking these out a little bit quicker to make up for lost time and to prepare for the third part of this series. Here is chapter 20, somewhat altered to be more current. This and the next 4 chapters are Halloween-themed, ironically. But when I wrote these, it was November and December, so it wasn't fitting. Well, 2 years later, now it is. So I had to kind of change some of the jokes that poked at how out of season it was.*Sometime after Lewa managed to recover from his nightmare (which is much shorter than when I recovered from the actual thing the nightmare was a spoof of), Lewa resumed being a grave robber for the next few days… and there isn't too much to note so Lewa began yet another cycle.*Lewa: Something tells me to go to where the river dried up.Tatl: What does?Lewa: The strategy guide.Tatl: Oh, well if you say so.Lewa: I wonder what's the deal with that music-house up there? It's odd-looking.*Lewa passed the house and went to the hole in the wall where the water was said to have dried up, but by doing so he triggered something very wrong…*Sharp: You, so full of life, dare to enter this place of death?!Lewa: Yeah, I do, because Natalie's stragey guide told me to!Sharp: Then you will suffer.*Lewa starts to have his lifeforce drained the more he lingered inside of the cavern.*Lewa: Maybe a song'll cheer him up.*Lewa plays the Song of Healing without lyrics and something odd comes about Sharp.*Sharp: That song… it is so soothing… and yet, it has no meaning for me. Now die.Lewa: Well, so much for that.Tatl: What about that other song you learned?Lewa: Oh, that's right!SlimKirby: A down up, A down up. A down up…*Lewa plays the Song of Storms and something else odd comes about Sharp.*Sharp: That song…Lewa: Yeah, some guy with a stick says the thunder is his rage and the rain is his tears.*Sharp lets out a loud bellow and is violently thrown back as the water starts to return and it flows back out throughout the canyon, meandering naturally once again.*Lewa: That was random.Sharp: Oh, Flat, dear brother…Lewa: Yeah, that's his name!Sharp: For so long we served the Ikana royal family.Lewa: That part I got.Sharp: I have lived in much regret in my afterlife.Tatl: Isn't that an oxymoron?Lewa: Did you just call me a moron?Tatl: Look who's finally catching on.Sharp: I must make up for my mistake by helping you because I think somehow you'll make everything better. I'll give you an audience with the king.Lewa: All right. When can I see him?Sharp: After you go through the palace of death.Lewa: Darn it! That's just cheap!*Lewa leaves and he decided to break into the music-house like a prowler, but there he gets a surprise.*Lewa: Mummy!!*Indeed… actually, it was a guy wrapped up in bandages with a hangover, but Lewa was too dumb to tell the difference. For laughs, he tried to play the Song of Healing on him and what it did next surprised Lewa…*Lewa: How did he turn into a regular guy?*A mask fell to the floor…*Pamela: Daddy?Father: Pamela?Lewa: How'd I get into a soap opera?*The girl ran to her father, embracing him as he embraced her back.*Lewa: That was a rip-off! I came into the music-house and there's nothing to do with music! I'm going to swipe-steal this mask and go on my way!*Ticked off, Lewa takes the mask and breaks into Ikana Castle. Screw the Gibdo sidquest, I hated that thing with a passion. During Lewa's senseless ravage, he acquired the mirror shield… with the scary face on it…*Lewa: Let's see this guy and get it over with.*As he laid seige to the palace, he was attacked by many Garo ninja masters, but he took care of them as if they were nothing, that was how angry he was.*Tatl: Don't you think you're taking this too far?Lewa: I wanted the music-house to be something special, but it just had nothing in it!Tatl: I'll take that as a no.*Lewa took care of the Ikana ninjas and made it to the throne room.*Igos du Ikana: What the blaze are you doing here?Lewa: I came here to talk to you.Igos: In that case… kill the fool, henchmen!*The two henchies at both sides of the throne spring into action, flailing their swords around. Lewa puts on the Captain's hat and they both stop in their tracks. Igos himself takes notice for himself, too.*Igos: Can it be? Is it…? Captain Keeta? It is Keeta! It's been forever since I last saw you.Lewa: Been there, done that.Igos: But you're so…Lewa: So what?Igos: TINY!!! You almost had me fooled there for a moment! Your trickery will get you nowhere!Lewa: What?! No, I am Captain Keeta!*Both of the henchies, one broad and one lean, start to come at him again.*Lewa: You guys wanna march? *He puts on the Bremen's mask and starts to play a tune on the ocarina. Under the control of Lewa's charisma, both of the henchies start to march along to Lewa and his marching song of patriotism.*Tatl: What is the point of this?*Lewa continues marching the big bad henchies around until he gets to close to Igos du Ikana, who proceeds to kick him without getting up from his throne, breaking his control.*Lewa: I guess they don't wana march. Fine, screw you then. *Lewa fires his skyblaster at them, but misses and hits a window, letting in the light…*Igos: *gasp* You dare bring light into my lair?!Lewa: Uh… yeah. And I'd do it again! *He fires at the other window and lets light in again, shining it at his two lackies and defeating them easily.*Igos: If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself, I guess.Tatl: Wait, that thing you got fires light spheres at him.Lewa: Right.Tatl: And light hurts them.Lewa: Right.Tatl: Why don't you just fire at him instead?Lewa: I don't see what you're getting at.Tatl *groans.**Lewa takes a few shots at Igos du Ikana until by some miracle he manages to take care of him.*Lacky 1: You fool, thisi s all your fault!Lacky 2: My fault? No, it's your fault!Igos: Shut up! Both of you! Well, you've proven yourself worthy to me, limegreen freak.Lewa: Yeah, you don't have a body left.Igos: It's just a flesh wound.Lewa: But you're dead, you don't have flesh. And you're whole-body is gone!Igos: It is just a flesh wound. I'm invincible!Natalie: You're a loony.Igos: Now then, if you want to get into the Stone Tower, you need this song.Lewa: Figured that.Igos: Take out that potato thing you play and get ready.*And this Lewa learns the Elgy of Emptyness, which is a song easier pronounced than played. In playing it, Lewa creates a weird duplicate of himself.*Lewa: What in Karzahni's back hair is that thing?! It scares the live-lights out of me! Kill that thing!Igos: That is your loyal soldier.Lewa: What if I don't want him?Igos: Relax, you only need him to press down on some switches. You can only make one of these in your current form.Lewa: What if I took on different forms?Igos: Then you could make more of them. But each one will be more scarier than the last.Lewa: Okay, works for me.*Lewa goes over to the entrance to the Stone Tower and gets yet one more surprise…*Lewa: Holy Mata Nui! You expect me to scale-climb that thing?!Tatl: If you want to get this over with, then yeah!Lewa: Whoever's behind this is going to get it…*Somewhere far away…*Shigeru Miyamoto: Ha ha ha ha!!Greg Farshtey: Ha ha ha ha!!Christina Aguilera: Ah-ha ha ha ha!!*The dark trio relishes in laughing maniacally while the fire burns behind them and their devil horns grow out…**Lewa began his ruthless climbing up the wall to make it to the Stone Tower Temple. It was a long and tedious process, much like the actual game's version. Lewa was learning to use the Elegy of Emptiness as he went along, creating clones of himself, Whenua, and Tarix to hold down the switches that would grant him access to the temple. As for the Deku Scrub (the scariest one of them all), it was too light and couldn't hold down a switch so Lewa relied on on just those three clones of himself to get there. In the end, it paid off and he made it to the top. Now he was ready to begin the temple and finish his quest to rescue the Four Giants and defeat the Night Nurse/Black Widow Elitha acting through Remote…*Lewa: This has better be worth the time and trouble.

No idea. And trust me, the Great Fairy is real. You can't make this up. She used to scare me when I was little. She creeps me out still to this day. Why does she scream in pain?! Anyways, time for a new Mask Chronicles. And seeing as Toa Ahkmou was introduced in The Moron's Mask, I think now it's time to properly introduce him.The Blast Mask*It was close to midnight as Lewa and Tatl wandered through the northern part of Clock Town, when Lewa noticed an elderly woman walking in the distance. He also noticed an odd Toa hiding in the bushes.*Lewa: Hey, what’s up, creepy guy I’ve never met before?Toa Ahkmou: Oh, nothing. I’m not doing anything wrong. Whatever gave you that impression?Lewa: I… never snap-jumped to that conclusion.Toa Ahkmou: Oh. Okay. Because I’m not doing anything wrong!Lewa: I already said I never said you were!Toa Ahkmou: Well, I’m just making sure.Lewa: Well, it’s true.Toa Ahkmou: All right. So we’re good.Lewa: Yes. Now I’m going to get away from you and you just stay here being a smiley-creepy weirdo.*As Lewa walks away from the odd Toa of Shadow, Tatl starts knocking him on the head.*Tatl: Hey, tall, green, and clueless? Don’t you think you ought to do something?Lewa: What do you mean?Tatl: He’s obviously up to no good.Lewa: But he already said he wasn’t. In fact, we had a long-winded conversation about it.Tatl: There’s something not right about him.Lewa: Now that you mention it, there’s something about him that seems familiar…Tatl: Let’s go talk to the old lady.Lewa: What for?Tatl: Well, you never know.Lewa: Hey, old lady? Why are you out night-strolling?Turaga Jerzel: Oh, nothing, I’m just bringing in some new merchandise for the bomb shop.Lewa: But it’s midnight.Turaga Jerzel: Well, I’m very forgetful and I remember things at the last minute.Lewa: Yeah, I’ve been there before…*So Lewa walks away, and as he does, Toa Ahkmou starts prancing out of the bush he was hiding in, still keeping that scary grin on his face.*Toa Ahkmou: Zippidy doo da, zippidy day!*He starts skipping/prancing over to Turaga Jerzel, and as he does, he pushes her over in a harsh manner and steals the bomb bag she was holding.*Turaga Jerzel: Ouch! Watch out!Toa Ahkmou: You’re not the boss of me!*Toa Ahkmou, stealing what he wanted, starts to skip/prance/hop away.*Toa Ahkmou: Zippidy doo da, zippidy day!Turaga Jerzel: Stop! Thief! Give the old lady her luggage back!Tatl: I knew it! Lewa, do something!Lewa: What? Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about Nokama.Tatl: Lewa! Crime! Something! Do!Lewa: Oh. Okay.*Lewa dashes over towards Toa Ahkmou, cornering him behind a tree. He swipes at him with his sword, making Ahkmou drop the bomb bag and making him run around in circles like a scared nitwit.*Toa Ahkmou: Oh, no, I’m caught! Run away, run away!*Ahkmou starts running around in circles before he runs past the guard who just stood there watching the whole thing and did nothing at all to stop it. Lewa picks up the bomb bag and walks back over to the Turaga, returning it to her.*Turaga Jerzel: Thank you. Since he didn’t make off with them, we can finally stop bomb bags in the shop. Maybe I’ll put them out tomorrow.Lewa: I still question why you’re out here so late…Turaga Jerzel: Yes, well… I ought to thank you somehow. I know, take this. It’s a dangerous mask, but you can probably throw your own festival fireworks show.*And thus, Lewa got the Blast mask, which looked round like a bomb, as well as black in color, save for the white skull pattern in the front.*Turaga Jerzel: How do you like it?Lewa, wearing the Blast Mask: I look like the Grim Reaper.Turaga Jerzel: Consider that a perk.Lewa: Wait, so I can explode things with this mask?Turaga Jerzel: Yup.Lewa: Sweet! This opens up many possibilities!Tatl: I should have stayed lost in the Lost Woods.

October the 19th is a go, got it. Wow, that's actually a birthday for someone I know. Well, then I ought to remember that very well. Luckily, I have a teaser ready for a potential project that'll be going up after I finish The Moron's Mask.

If Tatl weren't relying on him, she probably would have out of rage. Well, here is chapter 18 (with a bit of chapter 19) so I don't lose track. Also, the introduction of a somewhat familiar character in a new form.*Sometime after Lewa got to jam with the band, he left seeing as there was no other point to staying there, especially since Lewa hated water so much. To play things, safe, he returned back to the first day after spending like 2 cycles on the Great Bay's temple and wasting a lot of time. He was set back at Clock Town's clock tower, right outside of where he met the Happy Mask Salesman.*Lewa: So we got three out of four, so were to next?Natalie, sly: I think it's about time for you to go collecting the rest of those masks, as the strategy guide says you should.Lewa: I thought I lost you!Natalie: >_> No, I just didn't want to wait out for too long. Plus I have to plan my escape, you know?Lewa: So are you going to help us?Natalie: I don't really feel like it… *stretches her arms out.* Why don't you go do it then? You look capable enough. *laughs.* Besides, I really do wish to get home very soon. Here, take the guide, I'm sure it will be of big help to you. Good luck out there.Lewa: A quest to collect a bunch of masks of power… where've I heard that before?*Unable to make the connection of the original quest he and the other Toa Mata did of collecting a bunch of Kanohi Masks, Lewa sets out to complete the rest of the side quests, or at least most of them as he decided to leave the longest one for the last. In a combination of stealing Lord of shadows' notes and Natalie's strategy guide, he and Tatl set off to complete them, gathering as many other masks as the could in the process, even running into a few familiar faces along the way, in a milk bar to be precise.*Lewa: Hey, Natalie! What are you doing here? I thought you'd be think-planning your escape?Natasha: Who's this Natalie person? I'm Natasha. I'm charmed to meet you.Lewa: Aw, come on, Natalie, you remember me. You even told me you wanted to get out of here and get home.Natasha: I think I'd remember someone as lean and cute as you.Lewa, stupid laugh: Thanks?Natasha: I'd love to stay and chat, but I think I'm up on stage next.Lewa: Going to perform for your fans?Natasha: I guess you can call them that. I mean, I'm just a waitress. I wish I could go out and tour around and have a singing career.Lewa: But you do have that, Natalie.Natasha: I'm thinking you got the wrong person.Tatl: You and me both, sister.*Sadly for Lewa, he had just met Natalie's doppleganger named Natasha, who like her started out as a singing waitress, but the only difference is one hit it big and the other has to perform for a bunch of drunk guys and a construction crew on their lunch break. Lewa being as dimwitted as he was, didn't know the difference between the two, like how he can't tell Navi and Tatl apart to save his life.*Iruini the Circus Leader: Hey, pal, see this? It's miiiiiiiiiiiiilk…Lewa: Iruini?Iruini: Yes, it is I, the hard-working Iruini. I hate my life right now.*If you want the full story, why don't you go read that other story I made about this encounter because this story has gone on long enough. So after that, Lewa went back once more to start a new cycle. Aside from a few unreachable sidequests, there was only one place left…*Tatl: To Ikana Canyon to climb the bigger mountain.Lewa: Works for me, then.*As Lewa was walking, some prancing Toa of Shadow guy with a big grin crashed into him.*Toa Ahkmou: Watch where you're going, ya fool!Lewa: Watch where you're going… ya fool!Tatl: Who is that big creepy weirdo?Lewa: I don't know… for some reason, I feel like I've known-met him a long time…*Lewa thinks back to Metru Nui, back when he was going to visit Nokama and when he initially met Vhisola in his dimension… there was a Matoran named Ahkmou…*Lewa: Now I remember! I met him when he was a little creepy weirdo!Tatl: But how is that possible?Lewa: They don't call me "Hero of Time" for nothing. Besides, I live-dwell far from here in a place called Metru Nui.Tatl: Never heard of it.Lewa: At least there, things made sense.Tatl: Okay, I'm going to say this one more time. You're a moron…Lewa: But I'm not crazy. You've been there with me, so surely you'd remember it?Tatl: You are also forgetting that I'm not this "Navi" you keep calling me, and the fact that I'm not aware of whatever you had done in the past. I almost pity this "Navi" for what you put her through. I can only wonder how it is she put up with you and your insane antics.*So sometime later, Lewa made it over to Ikana Canyon, passing through all the undead ninjas who lurked below…*Lewa: Why are we in dead-land?Tatl: Because that's all Ikana Canyon is… the land of the dead. There's even this huge graveyard up ahead.Lewa: Can we go back to the Great Bay?Tatl: No! We have to finish this job and wrap up the series so I don't have to spend another moment with you.Lewa: Okay… *As he walks, he runs into Ahkmou again.*Ahkmou: You got a lot of nerve coming here.Lewa: Why?Akhmou: This is my place, get your own. You got a nice sword there.Lewa: Uh… why aren't you a Po-Matoran?Ahkmou: How odd of you to ask. Some guy with a mask gave me like a huge power boost and look at me now. Did I mention that's a nice sword you got?Lewa: Weird… and yeah, you did.Akhmou: Can I hold it?Lewa: I don't see the bad-harm in that. *As Lewa hands him the sword, Tatl glows red and starts to attack his face.*Ahkmou: What is this thing?! It's glowing red! Call it off! *Akhmou prances away like the half woman half man he was and into his secret hideout.**Lewa goes to the graveyard where there is a scary man walking around, and then he spots a giant overgrown Stalchild-looking thing.*Lewa: I will wake him up! *He takes out the ocarina and plays the Santana of Awakening.*Tatl: Don't you mean Sonata?*No, I mean Santana of Awakening. That's when Carlos Santana himself appears and begins to play some of his signature riffs on his guitar. That woke up the sleeping undead giant, as his eyes glowed red and he roared back to life, getting up and destroying the bridge.*Lewa: Ahh! Skelly thing!! *Lewa unleashes fury on him, a combination of his skyblaster, his Toa powers, and whatever other items he had at his disposal.*Captain Keeta: Stop! Yield your weapons!Lewa: It talks?!Captain Keeta: Yes… I am Captain Keeta…Lewa, suspicious: Sure, you are…Tatl: And I'm Xena, warrior princess.*I guess in an effort to save time, Lewa gets to talking with Captain Keeta, atop of the bridge that was destroyed when he initially awoke by the Santana of Awakening. And in another effort to save time, this is the end of the chapter. Bye.**And we're back now, because 2 years later I stopped being lazy.**As I am feeling somewhat lazy today, why don't we get to the main point of this chapter then, since we end up covering a lot of ground…*Captain Keeta: And that's why I'm here.Lewa: So you're a spirit meander-wandering around in the afterlife and you want to rest peacefully?Captain Keeta: Yeah, pretty much. In that chest lies my power… *He points over to a chest.*Lewa: Okay.Captain Keeta: If you see my men, tell them that the war is over.Lewa: I don't know what war, but okay, whatever you say.Captain Keeta: Permission to take leave, Captain?*There is a dramatic pause as Lewa and Captain Keeta face each other, but Lewa does something valiant for once since losing his mind and gives a salute to the dead captain.*Captain Keeta: Sir, yes, sir! *Captain Keeta's skeleton collapses and his spirit leaves forever, now free from being bonded to this realm of the living.*Lewa: Okay, what did Captain Skelly-thing leave me? *Lewa flies over to the chest and opens it, and thus he gets the Captain's hat.*Tatl: So what do we do now?Lewa: All right, now I can finally haunt people!*Lewa puts it over his mask and jumps down and meets with Dampe the slow-moving grave keeper…*Dampe: AAAAHHH! I thought they didn't come out in the daytime! *At that moment, Dampe starts running a few laps around the graveyard before eventually running back into his house.*Lewa: Cool, I'm a ghost now! I'm off to go haunt people so they'll give me money!Tatl: You distasteful fool, we have work to do!Lewa: Like what?Tatl: Read Natalie's strategy guide, see for yourself.Lewa, skimming: Let's see... Apparently I'm going grave robbing. Well... hopefully me or any of my descendants won't have to do this. I don't like this.Tatl: I don't either, but well... I guess if it's really the only other way we can get this quest done, then we have no choice.*Lewa waited until nightfall and then no sooner did the sun set, many stalchildren appeared by some graves, guarding them… and whatever that guy's doing.*Tatl: Why is he laughing like a moron on top of that grave?Lewa: Beats me. Hey, laughing boy!Stalchild 1: Captain, sir! *He stops and salutes Lewa.* It's been a while since, we've seen you, sir. Everyone, give the catain your attention.*All the stalchildren stop and pay attention to Lewa.*Lewa: This is like Thriller meets Bad Romance…Stalchild 1: We've been guarding this grave like you asked us to, we're awaiting your next order.Lewa: Uh… the war is over?Stalchild 1: What shall we do? Guard the grave or open it?Lewa: Open it!Stalchaild 1: Open it?Lewa: Yes! What is this, and episode of Blues Clues? And after you do that, I want to make a movie-film! It'll have a city that's underground and there'll be dancing skelly-things!*As the Stalchildren open the grave, Lewa goes inside and raids the grave, which makes him a grave robber to an extent, another thing I look down on. Lewa then finds out whose grave this is, the hard way…*Flat: I am Flat, one of two ghost brother composers for the Ikana royal family.Lewa: What's with all the ghosts and Night Nurses after Halloween, Lord of shadows?Lord of shadows: Why do you have the same dialogue as 2 years ago, Lewa? Besides, it's October, so it's perfect now!Lewa: Fine. So, gruesome, where's your brother?Flat: Oh, Sharp, brother… He sold his soul to Karzahni and now he's probably miserable. If you ever see him, do me a favor. Play him a song for me. The rain shall be my tears, the thunder shall be my fury…*And thus Lewa got the Song of Storms.*SlimKirby, to the music: A down up, A down up. A down up. This is the Song of Storms, this is the Song of Storms.Lewa: Okay, I'll do that for you, then.*Lewa, tired, fell asleep, considering there wasn't much else to do until the next day technically speaking. Remember back in the Dimwit of Time when he was tormented by those sort of nightmares from Antroz? This time, he was being tormented again, but by someone completely different…*Lewa: Who's there?*Female giggling.*Female: My, how little they remember.Lewa: I don't know you!Female: Oh, my mistake… I should have introduced myself to you properly…*The female figure stepped out from the shadows, revealing her form. Her voice was oddly very soothing and accented, yet her appearance was foreboding and almost haunting.*Elitha: Heh heh heh…Lewa: O_O That mask?!*Elitha starts to move around in an erratic fashion, almost frightening really. When she spoke, it was to sing a song that would forever haunt Lewa forever. And no, I'm not talking about the Call me maybe song.*Elitha: It's critical, 'cause your body's going to rock just like a chemical. Makes you bouncing around the block just like an outlaw. We're going to take it to the top, twelve o'clock, that's it. Guess who's on the night shift?*Lewa tries to back away and hold his sword out, but it doesn't prove to be much use as Elitha continues to approach him.*Elitha: Because tonight I'm working over time… Are you ready to cross the line? Because I'll treat you until the break of dawn… you're not alone…Lewa: Don't get closer!Elitha: Who you going to call?*As the music of Night Nurse continues, Elitha throws aside Lewa's sword and knocks pushes him back into a wall, cornered like a Rahi in a cage.*Elitha: Don't wanna be your lover, oh no. But I could your remedy, oh-oh. I don't wanna be your lover, oh no, but I can be your remedy, your cure…Lewa: I'm scared…*Elitha uses her powers as the music continues to paralyze Lewa and "chain" him to a wall, almost defenseless.*Elitha: Who you gonna call?Lewa: Navi? Natalie? Tahu… Time for a quick-save, please! Please?!*The music continues as Elitha summons her scissor scythe and walks to Lewa, ready to "give him his prescription…" of death... But before Elitha can make her last attack at Lewa Freddy Kruger style, Lewa wakes up, scared to death.*Tatl: What's wrong with you?Lewa, panting: I don't know!!

Hey, everyone, ShadowBionics here again with somewhat of a new comedy. I say that because it's not a new concept but it is new material. For those who aren't familiar with my story of The Moron's Mask, it's a spoof of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. In that game, Link goes around collecting a lot of masks through sidequests, a lot of which are omitted from the main spoof. So I decided to make somewhat of a companion story to go along with it. The reason a lot of these are omitted is because it would make the story go on for too long and I didn't know how to fit them in at the time, had I been willing to make them all. These are going to chronicle all of the masks, so some of these will be repeats from TMM, but at this point, the story has only maybe one mask that will be a repeat. So here's the first one. They're going to be very short, compared to the lengthy chapters of TMM, so they're like small little readings to go along with the main story. The Great Fairy’s Mask*Lewa had been in Clock Town for some time now and he noticed some strange orange fairy floating around every now and again.*Lewa: Hey, Navi?Tatl: That’s not my name.Lewa: You’re a fairy, right?Tatl: Gee, I wonder.Lewa: Do you know about that strange orange thing floating around? Is this line in Alice in Wonderland?Tatl: No, Lewa, that’s just a book… that got made into a bunch of different movies. But you do present an interesting point. I’m not sure if that has anything to do with the Great Fairy.Lewa: Great… Fairy?*Yes, the Great Fairy. One of the most scariest things you’ll ever see in your life, looking like some demented witch dressed up in an outfit of leaves and who shrieks moment you see her. Lewa has no memory of encountering the Great Fairy throughout his original journey documented in The Dimwit of Time, but that’s mainly because I as the author took it on myself to make sure NO ONE remembers the Great Fairy and thus all moments referencing the Great Fairies were cut from the original script.*Tatl: Yeah, you know? She rules over all of us fairies.Lewa: Something tells me I remember this… and yet part of me doesn’t want to. I wonder why that is.Tatl: Well, let’s leave this orange thing here and see the Great Fairy. I know where her fountain is in Clock Town.Lewa: You mean “Clook Town.”Tatl: What is it with you and names?!*So Lewa and Tatl went to go see the Great Fairy, expecting to see some scary witch thing, only to see a bunch of orange fairies fluttering about.*Tatl: What happened to the Great Fairy?!Orange fairy: Help me, help me! Remote 2.0 shattered me into pieces.Lewa: You can… break a fairy?Tatl: How is that even possible?! Wait, does that mean he can do that to me?!Orange Fairy: Help me, help me! Find my missing piece.Lewa: I know where that is!*Lewa runs back over to the Landry pool where he last saw her. Upon collecting her, he brings her back to the Great Fairy Fountain, restoring the Great Fairy back to normal and getting the shock of his life.*Great Fairy: *shrieking in pain/laughing in joy/ I DON’T EVEN KNOW, I’M SO SCARED!*Lewa: O_O I think now I know why I don’t remember the Great Fairies from my original journey.Great Fairy: Thank you, young hero. I am the Great Fairy of Magic. I will bestow upon you a gift. Receive it now.Lewa: Um… thank you, but I’m happy--Great Fairy: RECEIVE IT NOW!!Lewa, whimpering: Okay, okay, I’ll take my gift…*The Great Fairy then produces the Great Fairy’s mask.*Lewa: Uh… what is that freak-ugly thing?Great Fairy: This is the Great Fairy’s Mask. With this, you can help the other Great Fairies throughout all of Alma Nui.Lewa: You mean there’s more of you?!Great Fairy: Yes. All of them have met with a terrible fate.Lewa: Is this like the running joke of this story?Happy Mask Salesman: You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?Lewa: Would you get away from me?!Tatl: Wait, where did we leave that girl…?*Back in the Clock tower…*Natalie: Hello? Anyone here? You all sort of left me behind and now I’m kind of lost here… Oh…*Back at the Great Fairy fountain*Lewa: I think she’ll be fine. But why do I have to get this mask?!Great Fairy: Help us and we’ll give you cool stuff.Lewa: But is this really worth it? I don’t want to run around with this on my face. I’m going to look like an evil witch with three ponytails and bad eye-shadow and lipstick.Great Fairy: YES! Or else I will haunt you in your sleep.Lewa: NO! I don’t want that. I already have nightmares about Antroz and some Night-nurse mask!Great Fairy: Good.*And so Lewa grudgingly takes the Great Fairy’s mask, despite that he really saw no use to it and despite that he really did not want it at all.*Lewa: How do I get myself into these messes…?

Oh... well, then that makes my job here a little harder then... Seeing as it's a spoof that combines Bionicle and Zelda elements, not sure what else to do. I'm glad you're enjoying this at least, although now I feel kind of bad. But as you can tell, I am a major nerd when it comes to the games and even beyond them.Anyways, chapter 17 so I don't forget where I am.*Eventually Lewa and The Turtle made it inside of the temple, which seemed to be very complicated.*Tatl: Whoa! Look at all those water pumps!Lewa: Whoa! You just spoke for the first time in a long time!Tatl: Blame Lord of shadows for his poor writing.Lewa: You make a valid-point. This place gives me headaches.Lord of shadows: You have yet to experience the pain I felt when I did this, little one.*Ignoring Lord of shadows' lamenting, Lewa and Tatl went their way through the temple and trying their best to figure out how to get the water pumps flowing to wherever and so on. Of course though, this wasn't easy and I even needed to consult a person of great power and knowledge to help guide me through the temple.*Lewa: No, I can do this! *Lewa runs away from Lord of shadows and goes into a room where he encounters a possessed demon frog from Karzahni.*Tatl: I can't tell if this is Nintendo's doing or Lord of shadows' doing!*The frog was in this gelatinous bubble, which pulled Lewa in. The frog proceeded to go a bunch of Street Fighter combos on him.*Announcer: Head shot! Monster kill!Lewa, panting: Who made this thing?LOS: Now you're starting to see what I went through.*Somehow through luck, Lewa managed to beat the frog and proceed and since this story has been dragging on long enough, I'm going to skip some parts…*Lewa: That's not very responsible.LOS: You're one to talk. You've never been responsible in this whole series at all!*Lewa is somehow able to figure out how to get the temple done… AFTER he had to go through a second cycle because he failed to get the thing done in time. Lucky Lord of shadows/myself, we are not phased by any sort of time travel because we are far more important than any other characters in this story, and therefore are indestructible and not phased by anything out of the sort.*Lewa: So how do you listen to all-knowing guide person again?LOS: I'm not telling you. You're on your own now.Lewa: Argh!*So without a choice, Lewa was left to figure the temple out on his own, which would have taken almost another 3 days thanks to Lewa's incompetence, but didn't because he finally figured out the temple and managed to get the water flowing to where it was needed. And soon enough he was able to make it to the boss chamber where the boss was lurking.*Lewa: But it's just a hole… *Lewa looks below, but he leans over too much and falls down the hole.*Tatl: It's a wonder he's survived this long in his life.Lewa: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *He lands on his feet, but ends up in pain.* OOF! SHOOT!Tatl: Are you speaking Moronese?*From below, our point of view changes to that of a sea-lurker, who is swimming through the ocean. This sort of effect is effective for making the viewer feel like they are the bad person because they are attacking someone, much like Harry Potter did in Order of the Phoenix, but ignoring that, our view shifts and we see the mighty Gyorg jump out of the water much like Willy did in Free Willy and pause in mid-air.*Lewa: Freedom!!!*Gyorg then un-pauses an goes back into the water.*Lewa: What do I do?Tatl, sarcastic: Maybe by some luck he'll crash into the wall like the last boss.Lewa: But I don't think they makes underwater things. Just mechanical bulls.Tatl: Then why don't you try on that mask?Lewa: I don't know what you're getting at… *Lewa turns into Tarix once more and jumps into the water to have a battle.**Wild Gyorg appeared!**Wild Gyorg used Splash!*Lewa: Are you serious?*No effect!**Lewa used slash attack. It's somewhat effective.**Wild Gyrog used Chomp! It's Super-effective! Critical hit!*Lewa: That thing can eat! You know what, forget you, Gyorg!*Lewa swims back up to the surface, changes back to normal, and shoots his skyblaster at him.**It's Super-effective!*Lewa: Shut up, Pokemon-caption writer!*No, you shut up!**Gyorg used Splash!*Lewa: A fish out of water…*With that loophole exposed, Gyorg actually ended up drowning itself, flapping around with its last breath until it died. So by some miracle, Lewa once again beat the boss by exposing some sort of weakness while doing virtually nothing. Lewa got the remains and went through the magic exit and I think by now we're all familiar with what happens next.*Giant 3: Oh, who are you?Lewa: We've come to get you to rally-support our cause!Giant 3: Awareness of people who have only one glove and wish to seek the other?Tatl: No. We need you and the other giants to help us defeat Remote before he drops the moon on everyone.Giant 3: Uh… I don't think I want to.Lewa: Are you a giant or a mouse? We need you and the others or else everyone will die!Giant 3: Uh… If you say so…Lewa: Great! There's nothing to worry about, it's only a toy wearing a demon-mask and a moon with a scowl-face on it, nothing big.Giant 3: Uh… as long as there's nothing to worry about… I'm good.*With another one of the Giants willing to help their cause, Lewa and Tatl leave the bubble bath land and arrive back out in the Great Bay.*Lewa: Where's Natalie at?Tatl: She probably had to go someplace else, that's all. But anyway, shouldn't you get going to the concert hall or something?Lewa: Now that you mention it, I should.Tatl: Well, then you'd better hurry on, Mr. Hero, before it's all too late.*Without giving any further thought, Lewa flew as fast as he could and made it back just in time… sort of. See, Strakk was having an attack because Tarix had gone missing and then he was sort of lacking in the song-writing department as well. That's when Lewa came around…*Strakk: Vhat is the vorld coming to?! I lost my guitarist, I can't make a new song…!Lewa: Oh, hey, are you Strakk?Strakk: Yeah, vhat of it?Lewa: I don't know, I was told to come find you.Tatl: As Tarix, dimwit.Lewa: Oops.Strakk: No good to me right now. I can't vrite to save my life right now!Lewa: You need a song?Strakk: Yeah, no kidding there, othervise ve're sunk!Lewa: I got a song. *He plays the exact same song he played between Gelu and himself, note for note. Then inspiration hit Strakk.**Strakk moved towards his massive keyboard-like thing and began to replay the song while adding on his own little flair to it, because he felt like it.*Strakk: Yes! I've done it! That's a nice song I just vrote there, isn't it?Lewa: But you didn't--Strakk: Vhat, you don't think I'm going to steal your song, are you?Lewa: I have the idea you're just steal-claim it for yourself.Strakk: You got that right. Now go and leave me!Lewa: Sure thing, Drama-Queen.*Lewa ran outside, only to see the band preparing for their practice.*Lewa: Looks like I better hurry on up… but it's so pitch-black, you can't see-far for anything.*Lewa hurried up and saw way… there was really no lighting. So he took out his midak skyblaster and lit the place up. The key to a good concert lies in lighting… unless it's like that other concert where everything burned down and the lead guitarist died in that tragic accident… but whatever, this isn't that story. Lewa turns into Tarix and jumps on down there.*Kiina: Oh, Tarix, you made it back safely!Lewa: Of course I'd be back. If you didn't close, I'd never leave.Kiina: I was surprised when my voice turned that lonely island into that giant turtle.Lewa: He has a name, you know.Kiina: That song you played for me, my mother sing it for me often… long ago. Those eggs were laid to remind me of that.Lewa: Are you part water-fowl or what?Kiina: I put you through some rough experience, Tarix, but I'm glad you're okay.Lewa: Yeah, because I live to for rough experiences pushed-shoved onto me by others.Kiina: Let's start our rehersal!*So with Stonius at the drums, they start to play Strakk's "new" song totally written by him… and they all seem to know it by magic. Okay, I call Nintendo Logic. So with Stronius at the drums, Gelu at the bass, Lewa as Tarix at the guitar, Strakk at the massive organ/keyboard, and Kiina at voals, they put on a stellar performance, totally putting everyone in awe.*Kiina: Wow, that was amazing! I know we're going to do fine at the carnival when we give our concert tomorrow night!Lewa: Yeah, sure... the carnival...Kiina: Are you all right, Tarix? You look a bit uneasy.Lewa: No, I'm sure-fine! It's just... I remembered something I've got to do! If I'm gone for a long time, don't worry, okay?Kiina, confused: Um... okay. I think. Just don't forget about the concert, all right?Lewa: You got it.Tatl: Too bad we can't really be there since we'll be saving the world.Lewa, quietly: Yeah, I know that, but I just wasn't sure what to tell her back there.

I don't really blame you, since a lot of people prefer to play OOT over MM, considering it's just one of those sort of "different" games from the series.In a nutshell, the story revolves around Link who goes off to search for a long-lost friend (Hyrule Hystoria confirmed it to be Navi) in the Lost Woods, where he is ambushed by the Skull Kid, wearing Majora's Mask, and accompanied by fairies Tatl and Tael. The Skull Kid then takes them all to Termina, where he originally came from and where he was banished from. Link has to help the Happy Mask Saleman get Majora's Mask back in 3 days before he leaves... and oddly enough, the moon, enchanted by Majora's Mask, will fall on Termina in 3 days. So Link has to make people happy and get masks to help him on his quest, as well as free the Four Guardian Giants, who have been imprisoned by Majora's Mask/Skull kid in 4 temples. In a nutshell, the game is more reliant on doing side-quests and getting to know the characters in Termina more that it is on doing the main quest. So it's like the opposite of OOT in a way. The characters are more deeper and have actual thoughts and feelings, and it also has a dark message, one of the darker ones of the Zelda series next to Twilight Princess, which will be my next spoof if all goes well. Link is trying to make things right and save the world, but there's also an underlying message that he can't completely help everyone and he can only do so much. There's also a message of maturity. Link, at the start, is this great hero who defeated Ganondorf, blinded by hubris until the Skull Kid depowers him and forces him to return to normal. After that, he must help the Goron people in the guise of war hero Darmani the Great, taking on the duty of helping Darmani's people and protecting them. Next, he takes the guise of Mikau the Zora guitarist to help Lulu and save her children, taking the responsibility. And there's one more instance, but since this spoof hasn't gotten to that yet, I won't cover it in this long, drawn-out theory. On with the comedy. chapter 16, that way I don't forget where I am with this thing.*Sometime after Lewa recovered from Alohra's hug, he was somehow able to pick himself back up and after Tatl was sure to remind him of the remaining eggs, he set off for Great Bay once again in the guise of Tarix. His mind was still somewhat jumbled up and his judgment was blocked. He resolved to go along with what clues he gathered from the pirates, and those clues lead him to Pinnacle Rock, which was this weird-shaped thing in the middle of the ocean. And deep below Pinnacle Rock was a sinkhole filled with a bunch of other holes which were filled with some large sea snakes.*Lewa: I thought they'd be little-small!Tatl: You really didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?Lewa, long pause: Yes?!Tatl: Well, too bad. Now get going and save those last three eggs.Lewa: Okay, but if I get mauled-eaten, stay away from my funeral.Tatl: Understood.*Lewa swam down to the bottom, going through each of the openings. The first was empty, but the second had a large sea snake inside, which proceeded to lunge out at Lewa, who was once again having another EDICTARTS moments and started to spaz out the moment the snake reared its scary face at him.*Lewa: That thing almost killed me!Tatl: Then go kill it!Lewa: How? I don't have any powers in this form!Tatl: Well… have you actually tried?Lewa: Uh… No.Tatl: Then try! You might surprise yourself.Lewa: Okay… *He concentrates and he doesn't do anything. He tries again and then the stupid tube thing that went into his back actually popped out.*Tatl: Oops…Lewa, suffocating: Can't breathe!!*Somehow by luck, he was able to fix that pointless tube thing and calm down. He tries once again, and he finds himself surrounded by electricity.*Lewa: Whoa! Tatl: But we're in water, so wouldn't it be--Chuggaaconroy: Nintendo Logic!Lewa: Okay, now I can fight them. *Lewa goes to face off to face the sea snake again, but this time he was ready and he gave the snake the shock of its life, killing it and getting the egg it was guarding.*Lewa: Is this okay, mommy?Tatl: Just get a move on!*Lewa manages to fight off the last two snakes and gets the eggs each of them were guarding. And he said the line both times, I'm getting annoyed having to type it so many times, actually.*Tatl: Now let's get back to The Doctor.Lewa: What's his first name anyway?Tatl: It's The. Isn't it obvious?Lewa: No. So then his last name is Doctor?Tatl: There you go.Lewa: Dr. The Doctor… nothing strange-weird about that.*Lewa made it back to see The Doctor in his laboratory/aquarium.*The Doctor: Ah! You made it!Lewa: Of course I did.The Doctor: Dump the eggs! Now!Lewa: You must be a hoot at parties. *Lewa goes to the top of the aquarium and puts the eggs with the rest of the ones.*The Doctor: You! Get down here!Lewa: What'd I do this time?!*Lewa gets down and lands right next to The Doctor… on his face.*The Doctor: Stupid! Wake up! Look and see!*Lewa got up and before his eyes, all seven eggs started to hatch into… well, they looked like something. They almost resembled the sort of helmet Kiina wears, but in tadpole form. Then they started to line themselves up in a pattern.*The Doctor: This pattern! What does it mean?Lewa: I've seen this before! I forget where. *He takes out his guitar and starts to strum along to the notes.* Nope, nothing.*Just then, something begins to happen to the hatchlings and Lewa learns the New Wave Bossa nova, not to be confused with Carrie Underwood's song Cowboy Cassanova.*The Doctor: Quickly! The one who had these eggs! Play the song for her!Lewa: Okay, as long as I don't have to see you again.*Lewa runs out of there, tears the Tarix mask from his face, and flies back to the Glatorian Hall in Tajun where he was hoping to find Kiina at some point. Sure enough, he found her outside staring out into the ocean, looking so sad SO SAD.*Lewa: Maybe if I looked like someone she knew… *He turns back into Tarix and tries to talk to her. It only made her even more sad.*Tatl: Play the song like The Doctor said. See if anything happens.Lewa: Oh, that's right! *Lewa plays the New Wave Bossa nova for her, and then something amazing happens… Kiina regains her voice! Not only that, but she starts to sing a scale.*Tatl: Wow, it actually worked!*Not only that, but a lone island out in the distance starts to change… into a turtle. The turtle awakens and rises to the surface.*The Turle: Yawn, I slept quite well. I just realized this when I opened my eyes. The passing of days is quite quick, isn't it Kiina?Kiina: How do you…?The Turtle: Yes, Kiina, it's nothing to be surprised at. Although my eyes were closed in sleep, I still see everything that occurs in this ocean…Lewa: Wow, it's like big Brother in turtle form.The Turtle: It seems Kiina is still confused. Regrettably, there is no time for idle conversation. Now, proud Glatorian warrior… The open seas of the Great Bay have need of your might. Lewa: Really?The Turtle: Yes, now get on my back and let's go.Lewa: You got trees growing out of your back.The Turtle: Is that a problem?Lewa: No, but it's just weird.*Lewa left the confused Kiina atop of The Turtle's back, and together they went off for the temple, which wasn't as easy to access as the pirates stated earlier, considering they were about to eat their words the moment they tried to go past the dragon cloud and make it inside.**As they neared the thing, their boats were plucked off of the ocean and sent into their air by a whirlpool. And man, listen to them scream!*Roodaka: I regret nothing!!!*As the pirates fly away there's a guy on a bicycle a-peddling in the whirpool as well.*Bicycle guy: Eeh, hee hee hee hee hee!Lewa: What was that noise all about?The Turle: It was probably just a bird, no matter. We're almost there.Lewa: Oh, great. Good to know that.

So... can I join or not? I understand if you don't want/need me to join, but I'm just curious since my previous question went unanswered.I have some teasers lined up for stuff I could potentially put up here in the near future. Since I'm no longer sure who has what day, I'll take whichever day is left. I understand if you don't want/need me in there, but I just want to make sure. I'll understand if you say no. My writing isn't what it once was in my 2006-2010 days.

Thank you all for your feedback. Ironically, I did intend to make this as a one-shot story. Then looking at it more, I thought about possibly giving some backstory as to Von Nebula's somewhat convoluted dream (which actually makes little to no sense), as well as his conflict with Stormer. I was somewhat reluctant of sharing this second part since it has a bittersweet taste of tragic comedy (yeah, oxymorons for the win), but I then I thought this short story needed some form of resolution. So here it is, the second part that I named "Von Nebula's Dream Survives."*A crowd is gathered around a stage, which has a backdrop of Von Nebula and a lone microphone stand. The lights turn on and center themselves at the microphone stand.*Black Phantom, over PA: Welcome one and all to the first annual Anti-Hero Factory League Comedy Celebration! Now, let's give it up for your hero, your savior, your brilliant mastermind, Von Nebula!*Von Nebula rises from a trap door in the stage and approaches a microphone stand, taking the microphone for himself.*Von Nebula: Hello, and thank you all for coming. I'm glad to see a little more enthusiasm around here, unlike the last place I did my act at. Anyway, glad to see you all here. So last week, I went to go see a film. I recall it was a horror film. A guy walks up to me and asks me, "Hey, aren't you Von Nebula?" So I told him, "Yeah, I am." So then he asks me about how I escaped my imprisonment. So I told him that I had a very electrifying escape plan. Electrifying. Because…[silence]Vapour, clapping: Whoo! Yeah! Down with heroes!Von Nebula: Yes. Down with the heroes. Anyways, so what is the deal with those hero drop ships?Furno, from the distance: No one wants to hear your stupid jokes!*Von Nebula pauses, and then looks in the direction from where the voice came from. Sure enough, it was from a reserved balcony.*Breez: Your act puts everyone to sleep!*Von Nebula gives a piercing look over to the three heroes who barged in on his act: Furno, Breez, and Stormer…*Von Nebula: Oh, well, no one cares about you, red fire guy. Or your girlfriend. Breez: We are not an item!Von Nebula: The fan-fictions I've read tell me otherwise, little miss airhead. Get it?Furno: Don't even try it.Von Nebula: Well, mister hot head, you're yesterday's news. Everyone is after that gold guy now, that Rocka fellow. Everyone knows it. Your leader, one the other hand… You, we care about, Stormer.Stormer: Don't make me laugh, Von Nebula. Oh, wait… you can't.*random villains laughing at the irony.*Von Nebula: Oh, but you will, because I have a very special joke… just for you.*Before Von Nebula can really do anything, Furno, Breez, and Stormer try to make a hasty escape, only to be blocked off by Rotor and the Fire Lord's cronies.*Von Nebula: No! Wait! Come back! It's really good! Drilldozer: Hello, lovebirds.Breez: Look, we've already been through this.Furno: We are separate!Stormer: Don't let him distract you. We have a mission to do, remember? Furno, take on Rotor.Furno: You mean… alone?Rotor: Oh, ho ho-ho.Von Nebula: No, you get back here and listen to me! And stop re-using jokes from the Hero Factory TV show!Thunder: There is TV show about puny little baby heroes?*Von Nebula growls and he jumps into the air, propelling himself towards the heroes, only for said heroes to break through the barricade of villains and make a dash out the door. Von Nebula goes after them in hot pursuit.*Von Nebula: Come on, I know they're around here someplace.*From out of nowhere, Furno fires at him with his dual fire shooter (which he got back just for this mission) and Breeze attacks him with a few swift motions from her blades.*Von Nebula: Well, good to see you both, but the one I'm really looking for is…*That's when Stormer, in all his XL glory, fires a few ice shots at him.*Von Nebula: Just the guy I was looking for. And good you're in the form you took on Speeda Demon in, because my best joke relates to him.*Furno and Breez throw their cuffs at him, but Von Nebula manages to bat away Furno's cuffs. Breez's however, catch one of his wrists. Von Nebula, with all his strength, manages to keep the other wrist free.*Von Nebula, panting: So, Speeda Demon walks into a car dealership, right? The salesman says, "I appreciate your business, but why are you here? I mean, you have a fast motorcycle."*Furno delivers a few more precise shots at Von Nebula, sending him flying backward towards a window and allowing his other wrist to get caught in the hero cuffs. Von Nebula gets back up, barely able to hold his ground.*Von Nebula, panting: But Speeda Demon… Speeda Demon says--*Before Von Nebula can finish the joke, Stormer does something he realizes too late he would later regret. He fires at Von Nebula with all his might, with intentions of freezing him in his tracks. Instead, Stormer manages not only to freeze him, but to completely blast him out of the window. Terrified, Stormer runs past Furno and Breez and reaches out in an attempt to stop Von Nebula from falling. Von Nebula attempts to reach out towards Stormer, but he cannot as his hands are cuffed together. Breez attempts to fly after Von Nebula, but Stormer holds out his arm, solemnly. He and Von Nebula had a feeling deep down it would boil down to this. All of the other villains rushed out to see Von Nebula crash through the window and him plunge into a deep body of water. As this happens, both Von Nebula and Stormer think back to a time when things seemed simpler and almost happier.**Flashback…*Von Ness: A thought just occurred to me, Stormer. Our universe is full of many different beings who live out their lives, right? All of them must have different tastes and thus different senses of humor. In theory, if one were to bring them all together and perhaps allow them to mingle in such a way, then it would lead to perhaps everyone in our universe to have broader senses of humor. Thus, by doing this, the people brought together will be more likely to laugh at a joke than anyone who was not included in said grouping.Stormer: With all due respect, Von Ness… After all this time… does that even matter anymore?Von Ness: Dreams… never truly die, Stormer…*End Flashback…*Von Ness, voice-over: We just take them to the grave.*Von Nebula's mask drifts up towards the surface and eventually capsizes in the water, face up. Stormer can only look down at the mask, as if it was staring right back at him. He never truly meant for it to end this way, and yet a part of him felt like there was no way to avoid it. Von Ness was so far gone, buried in his insane idea of bringing together various beings with different tastes in order to get them to share a general sense of humor, thus wanting to make them laugh at a joke more than anyone else.*

If I may, I would like to ask about signing up. Sorry, I've never really entered into one of these before, so sorry if I'm coming off as being ignorant. I used to be somewhat of a good writer in the old days of BZP, and I'm trying to make a return with some new material.If I can enter, thank you. If not, then all right, I understand. Thank you for your time.

Here is chapter 15. Around here, it was when I realized I ought to make the chapters longer in order to fit in more story. So no more combining chapters, as far as I can see fit. *Natalie was back on the music hall, seeing as she really didn't want to go into a fortress of female pirates who could tear out your intestines and tie it into a bow. She was really beginning to question if Lewa's plan was all that he said it was. She thought it was also sort of funny how Lewa forgot about his "date" with Alohra… oh, well. Too bad for him.*Natalie: I guess he'll have to learn somehow. *laughs.* Hmm... Maybe I should go and meet him out at the beach, just in case anything happens.*While Natalie pondered on the irony of Lewa's situation, Lewa was back at the fortress trying to steal back the stolen eggs.*Lewa: Hi, guys! *He takes out a few pirates.*Tatl: Can you get a move on?! Lewa: We still have until the end of the second day!Tatl: What about your "romantic ride-drive" with Alohra?Lewa: … O.O Son of Makuta, I forgot! Tatl: Then get a move on!Lewa: Okay! *Lewa races through the fortress, taking out guards as he went. But when he reached one room, he met an obstacle.*Pirate 1: Stop right there!Lewa: You can see me?!Pirate: That's the end for you… *She takes out two swords and goes at Lewa.*Lewa: Great, this again. *Lewa luckily had some experience fighting them from his reality, so there was that. Once he defeated her, I went into the next room and got the egg from there.*Tatl: Okay, that's 2 down and 2 more to go in this place.Lewa: Is this okay, mommy?*Lewa continued onward and made it to another room with guards in it. Lewa easily took them down since they couldn't see him. But then the cycle began again.*Pirate 2: This goes no further…Lewa: I go however I please. *So Lewa took her down as well, went to the next room, rescued the princess, lost the princess, went into town for a huge loading screen, rescued the princess and then got the egg and lost the princess and then it never happened. Sonic next gen was a HORRIBLE GAME and I don't know why I even made a reference to It.*Tal: One more…Lewa: Is this okay, mommy?Tatl: Stop that, it's getting annoying!*Lewa left and made it to the last room with guards in it.*Lewa: Hey, pirates! You can't hurt what you can't sure-see! *Lewa used his blaster on them and defeated them easily. Then he made it to the next room.*Pirate 3: That's enough from you… We aren't fooled by that mask!Lewa: Really? Your little friend out there was. You should fire her. *She and Lewa battle it out and Lewa wins. He goes into the room, grabs the egg, goes "Is this okay, mommy?" again, and he was out of there.*Tatl: Shouldn't you put those in a good spot?Lewa: You mean my stomach?Tatl: No, that diary said something about some guy in an aquarium. Lewa: Okay, I'll talk to him…*Sure enough they found this aquarium out in the middle of the waters of the Great Bay. Lewa goes in, disguised as Tarix, and met with the doctor guy with a funny name…*The Doctor: Ah! You! I take it you got back the eggs?Lewa: Sure, yeah, of course scary-man I should know but don't.The Doctor: Don't stand there! Put them in!Lewa: My stomach?The Doctor: No! The aquarium!*Lewa climbs up to the top and dumps the eggs into the water.*The Doctor: There are still 3 more eggs to find!Lewa: Yeah, I sort of know that.The Doctor: Go get them!Lewa: I will… in a little bit.*Lewa turns back into himself and gets back to the beach.*Natalie: Where've you been?Lewa: Everywhere.Natalie: So what's you next move, Clooney?Lewa: I've got to get to the ranch!Natalie: Here I almost thought you forgot.*Lewa flies off to the ranch… without her… oh, wow…*Natalie: Oh, well. Maybe I can go back over to that music hall for a little while and then head on back to my room at the Inn. Yeah, that sounds like a good plan. Maybe while I'm there, I can figure out how to get out of here... I'd like to go home soon. *As Natalie planned to escape from Alma Nui, Lewa raced his way to the ranch just in the nick of time. Alohra was already loading up her wagon pulled by two horses… but it was weird because the wagon also had a steering wheel, so… Nintendo logic at its best.*Chuggaaconroy: *sputtering like an angry woman.*Alohra: Oh, hello. I'm going in to town to deliver the milk now. You want to come along.Lewa: For you, I'd go anywhere.Alohra: Great. Thank you. I get kind of lonely on nights like this.Lewa: How can you be lonely?! Just one wagon-ride through Clook Town and you'd have a pack of dogs stalk-following you! And I don't mean the animal.Alohra: Aw, thank you… I think. Was that a compliment?Lewa: Yes.Alohra: Aw, thank you.*So Lewa got in the back of the wagon and Alohra started the ride by pulling the reins. I'm really confused as to how this wagon works.*Alohra: Ever since our father died, I sort of had to take charge of the ranch and my little sister. You know she's been practicing with a bow? She says it's to keep away the "ghosts…"Lewa: Little kids these days.Tatl: *rolls eyes.* Whatever, Mr. Hero.Alohra: Anju…Lewa: Who?Alohra: I've got a friend in town named Anju at the inn. Her wedding is the day after tomorrow.Lewa: Day after…? Uh…Alohra: Is that thing getting bigger? That moon?Lewa: No, but it's getting closer.Alohra: I've heard people saying that thing's going to fall. Lewa: I've heard some guy wants to drop it on us.Alohra: Really? I wonder if what they say is true?Lewa: Maybe.*Alohra made it past the ranch, but the road was blocked off by a gate.*Alohra: The road… *She looks over to where there was another way…* Get your blaster ready…*Aw, snap! When the farm girl tells you to get your weapon ready, you know it's go time. Really, really go time!*Alohra: First the road gets blocked by a boulder, and now we have to go through Ugly Country.Lewa: But this place has billboards of Iruini everywhere. Are you saying he's dog-ugly?Alohra: Yeah, and his brother, too.Lewa: There's two Iruini's? They're multiplying! I ran into him in town!Alohra: No, that's the circus leader, I'm talking about the Iruini Brothers.Lewa: There's… three??Alohra: I'm going to get us through here as fast as we can. If any pursuers come from behind, you pick them off with that blaster. Understood?Lewa: Got it, pretty-lady!Alohra: Good! You'll do fine.*The moment she starts up again, the two Iruini brothers come out atop their mounts wearing bandit masks. Oh, and the brothers were wearing bandit masks, too. Lewa starts to freak out the moment they came out. He starts to fire at them like a madman… but by some miracle Lewa manages to get them through Ugly Country safe and sound.*Alohra: Thank you… Mr. Norik was happy to get his first shipment of milk in a long time.Lewa: That's good to know. Is he still a lazy bum?Alohra, confused: No… he actually works a lot at that bar. Lewa: Really? The Norik I knew was some lazy guy who fell asleep while delivering milk.Alohra: No, Mr. Norik owns his own milk bar and he is very serious about his job. Speaking of which, take this.*And thus Lewa got his Cow Mask.*Lewa: Does this turn me into a cow?Alohra: No, we don't have those anymore. This gives you access to the milk bar. I don't give these to just anyone.Lewa: Oh, thank you…Alohra: And this isn't much, but… *She takes Lewa in her arms and gives him a big hug. Lewa goes into a complete and total meltdown and he was reduced to a limp mess… he felt all warm and fuzzy! inside! Heh heh, silly virtual console didn't fix that typo from the original game. Lewa could stay like that forever... But of course, he couldn't as he had a job to do in finding the last of those eggs, so eventually Lewa had to leave and return back to the ocean and finish off the mission.*