ShadowBionics

IF they were to bring back Bionicle, there would be a few pointers I would go with. And incoming hate messages starting.... now. One of the things that bothered me and possibly new fans was how complicated the story got. Seriously how did we go to "six heroes, one destiny" on an island paradise to... a whole bunch of characters on three planets? And let's not even get into the alternate dimensions. One thing I've read from fans old an new from various sources was that because of how comprehensive the story line was, it became difficult, if not impossible, for new fans to fully get into the story. I guess I can understand, I mean unless you have access to older stuff and you barely became a fan in say 2006, you're not going to fully know like who are Tahu, Gali, Lewa, Vakama, etc. Since it all kind of built on itself so much, if you miss something, you'll get kinda lost. And then they did try some kind of soft reboots as someone mentioned before, but even then those still relied on the old storyline in some, if not most, aspects. It didn't bother me as a veteran fan, but for someone just getting into the story, it might confuse people. So if they were to reboot it, and I mean REBOOT it, make a completely different story. NO ties to the old story. You can keep old characters (so long as you keep their more prominent qualities), or have new ones in their place. I'll probably get a lot of hate for saying this, but I would honestly prefer if they left the current storyline alone. Finish it up with the serials, but once it is done, leave it alone. Don't do anything else to it. Don't be like George Lucas with Indiana Jones and Star Wars, because I have a feeling deep down there will be much heartbreak and disappointment for fans of old. Not to mention it was already kind of hard keeping up with the story line as it was. So once the old story is done, just let it be. Meanwhile, work on a way to create a new story to build off of. One thing I like with the Amazing Spider-Man movie series for example is how it it a total reboot of the movie franchise, with no ties to the three movies from 2002-2007 (although it almost was, but that's another story). And so it's more easier for someone totally new to the story to get into it. But that doesn't mean they can't get into the Sam Raimi trilogy either. They can still go back and look at those movies as well. Likewise, anyone who gets into this new storyline could possibly get into the old one, too, given that it has better accessibility. I met someone who said they barely getting into the story for themselves, so she unfortunately missed out on it when and while it was going on, but of course you can still read the books and watch the movies if you can find them. So it's still possible for people to get into it, even years after it "ended" (I say that because 2010 was when the books and comics were no longer in production). Yet, it could also be kind of a good idea for those stories to see the light of day once again and be re-released into circulation for fans who either grew up with the series or are getting to know these stories and legends for the first time. That's what I liked about the graphic novels, seeing as these comics were getting to see the light of day once again, and it was an easy way for fans, new and old, to get their hands on some Bionicle history. So perhaps if they did a kind of "Generations" sort of deal (And no I'm not taking the idea from Sonic or Transformers), it'd be an excuse for us to see a mixture of the old with the new. Now looking at the sets, I know a lot of people got tired of some of the later sets using the Piraka and Toa Inika builds. They were innovative when they came out, but then people started getting tired of them. Not only that, but some of the color choices were also questionable. Was I the only one tired of the bluish-gray color used as a secondary color? You know the one. The Toa Metru had it, Toa Hordika, Mahri Nuparu, Mahri Kongu, Phantoka Lewa had splotches of it, and Phantoka Pohatu was bathed in it, aside from the orange patches he had on him. Someone even told me those before-mentioned sets looked dull and boring. The Glatorian at least tried to remedy that by bringing in older colors that went well and were more vibrant and interesting. A return to the old did some good, but alas it was short-lived. I almost wished we could see how they would have done with future sets had it not stopped with the BIONICLE STARZZZZZZ. So in doing a total reboot, they ought to start from the beginning. I don't mean the "beginning" beginning, I mean more so if they start off with something like the 2001 story then why not make it have that kind of vibe. I still remember the day I saw the commercial for the Toa Mata and thought they looked like the coolest thing ever, mostly based off how they looked. It was from there I got into the story for myself and the rest is history. So that's also a very key thing in getting it to work. As someone mentioned before me, Lego is a toy company, so it'd be almost pointless to have a story without toys to sell (which is why it is a brave and considerate thing for them to keep this story going despite there being no toys to sell). So at least with a set story and characters, when you get to designing them, keep in mind the elements that made us like Tahu and Kopaka and Pohatu and co. in terms of how they looked and how they behaved. One reason people hate the Mistka/Phantoka was how it took what we were familiar with and just turned it upside down and then threw it out the window, sending it falling down down down until it hit the ground running with a giant SPLAT. That, and the Makuta were kind of weirdly designed, but more on that. While it's good to be innovative, I think certain things and designs ought to be used sparingly, or else you'll have people call "OVERUSED!" on it, much like what happened to the Inika design that was used up through the Glatorian designs. And it's almost what's happening to the Hero Factroy sets. The 2.0 designs were very innovated and I was impressed with them, but I can see why it'd bother people, as it'd feel repetitive and boring after so long. Like building all 12 canister Bohrok, which I have done. but on a larger scale. I'm not saying it's bad (although the hollow back would need some fixing up), but it does have some tweaks that could be made, but at the moment I can't think of any ways to fix said flaws. Maybe try to vary things up now and again. For example, the Toa Mata had different body builds than say the Bohrok and Rahkshi versus like the Heroes who share a similar build to some of the villains they've gone up against. And I think the same can be said for the Piraka and Toa Inika, because they were so similar, as well as a majority of the sets that came after them. So all in all, keep what made the story good, include what you know worked and what we liked, and don't be afraid to vary it up now and again. Don't come up with these bizarre builds that either look ugly or don't even work in an attempt to make some variations of an already existing build, like with the canister Makuta. They did some things right, but then they did some weird things with the design, like using Matoran limbs on them, eg Krika and Gorast, which inhibited them greatly. One reason why I took some Bionicle and HF parts to modify Krika, and I plan to do the same for Gorast down the line. One thing I might add before I shut up is to essentially keep the story from getting so complicated. Going back to one of the statements I made, we went from one island to a whole universe (planet so to speak) to three planets somewhere down the line. I don't even know where exactly, and it just messes with my mind. Try to break it down a little bit before introducing all this stuff, otherwise you might scare off newer and younger fans. 2008's twist at the end even confused me and I needed someone to explain it to me because it was just so abrupt. And that someone was funny enough Brutaka when he declared Mata Nui WAS their universe, which made more sense to me then. So I guess I'm just saying to make a story that isn't as complicated and "Scary" as the first one was so new fans can get into it a little easier and they won't get frustrated and freaked out over how confusing and complicated it might seem at first. Okay, I am done. And okay, I'm ready for all the hate I'm gonna receive for speaking my mind! Bring it on!

The REAL first chapter. I decided to maybe return here for a little bit and try to fix the problems the forum upgrade created when it took every chapter of all the stuff I've written and turned it into unreadable blocks of text. I've slowly started fixing it. I honestly don't care if no one reads my stuff anymore, it bothers me that this happened. It bothers me more that it seems I'm the only one this happened to. So I'm going to go on ahead and fix it all by myself. In the mean time, here is the real first chapter for the Wimp Waker. I've honestly lost the will to make the Skyward Sword parody, not only because everyone on BZPower seems to hate it (I'm the only one posting in it and without feedback to go off, I don't know whether you all hate it or not), but I'm discouraged from writing it because I don't know if you all hate it or not. Plus, I didn't even WANT to start writing it. I wanted to start making the Wind Waker spoof because not only is it one of my most favorite games, but I already started writing it with a skeletal plot outline, which also got posted here as a "What-if" sort of script, but it also suffered the same fate and I don't really see a point in fixing that since it's not part of the main story. So I'm just going to post the first chapter. I will return to writing this when I feel like it. Until then, I'll be trying to fix the rest of the series so that it is actually readable again. Enjoy. Or don't enjoy. Seriously. I get the feeling no one likes my writing anymore. Either way, I love writing, so I don't care if no one likes my stuff or not. This is but one of the legends the Matoran talk about. Just one. Not two. Not three. Not seventy-eight. Just one… Long ago, there existed a kingdom where a golden power lay hidden… in the middle of the field for everyone to see. It was a prosperous land blessed with green forests, tall mountains, LOTSA Spaghetti, and peace. But mostly LOTSA Spaghetti. But one day a wicked burn victim of great evil found the golden power and took it for himself because he figured “Hey, why not?” and because it was just right there in front of him, ready and ripe for the taking. With its strength at his command, he spread darkness everywhere, all within the time span of exactly seven days. But then, when all hope died and the hour of doom seemed at hand… A young Toa of Air appeared as if out of nowhere… when in reality he was just locked up in a temple for seven days. He brought fire with him. Wielding the blade of evil’s bane, he sealed the dark one away with some annoying Southern Belle girl and brought back light to the land… because taking him down right then and there to end his evil forever was not an option. Just seal him away in some realm of light with some hillbilly girl. The Toa who traveled through time to save the land was then named the Hero of Time. You know, because it made sense at the time. His tale was passed through generation until it became legend. Because no one wrote anything down, so no one could really recall things exactly. But then… there came a day when a fell wind began to blow across the kingdom. The great evil that everyone thought was gone forever and sealed away by the hero wasn’t actually gone forever. He and his mismatched partner returned, and he was eager to resume his dark designs. Big surprise there. Faced by an onslaught, everyone could only appeal to the Great Spirit and his three subordinates… because no one likes Hylia apparently, but enough of her. In their last hour as doom drew nigh, they left their future in the hands of Fate. Unfortunately, Fate wasn’t in a good mood that day and she didn’t help them. What became of this kingdom? None remain who know… which brings up the question of how I’m able to relay this story to you all… Bionicle: Wimp Waker -- Abridged *Somewhere on Outset Island, there was going to be something big going down…* Macku: BIG BROOOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEEER!!! *The young and vibrant Macku ran down the ramp of the home she lived in, calling out for her big brother. As she ran, she got her favorite telescope handy.* Macku: BIG BROOOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEEER!!! *Macku used her telescope to look, and she then looked over at the lone watch post at the other end of their peaceful home island of Outset. Putting her telescope down, she scurried over to the watch post.* *Meanwhile, Macku's brother was seemingly trapped in a recurring nightmare. It's raining. There's a storm going on. He's standing in front of a draw bridge, which slowly lets itself down. He has never seen this building before in his life, but historical texts (if there were any left) would call it the Coliseum of Metru Nui* Lewa: Whoa, creepy doors… *Then all of a sudden, two beings atop a mount pass right by him, one being a young Toa of water. Lewa moved away before being trampled, staring back at her...* Lewa: What was that thing? Nokama: A horse, you moron! *The two rode away and the dream continued. Lewa, stunned, got to his feet again. He turned back to face the Coliseum, only to meet face-to-face with a dark being with a unsettling vibe.* Antroz: You know... I actually succeed in an alternate universe. I call it the Antruniverse. Lewa: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Lewa, now back in his own body and time, awoke from the dream. He thought he heard Macku calling him. He turned around, but she wasn't there. He faced forward again, and sure enough, there she was.* Macku: Wake up, big brother! Lewa: BWAAHHH!!! Macku: Are you awake now? Lewa: Please exit my life and never return. Macku: I just drank 28 gallons of soda. Lewa: That’s really deep-interesting. Not. Macku: I knew you'd be here. This is my favorite spot to look out and gaze at the seagulls. I call it "Macku's Lookout." Lewa: Cute. Why are you here? Macku: Grandma said she’s got your birthday present. Lewa: You mean nothing? Like every year before? Macku: Yeah. And when I asked her, she kicked me out of the house. Lewa: Then annoy-bug the neighbors. Macku: I don’t think they like me. Lewa: You’re weird. Macku: Aren't you glad to have such an adorable little sister like me here to wake up you and check on you all the time? Lewa: Nope. Macku: Well... why don't you go see Grandma anyway? Lewa, sighs: I'll do it, but it'll be a huge waste of mine time and everyone else's. *Lewa leaves the watch post and climbs down the ladder slowly. Afterwards, he makes his way on the dock and makes it home.* Lewa: You know... Grandma always says she never has enough money to get us anything. I wonder if it's true... *With that, Lewa gets a wonderful awful idea and crawls underneath the steps of the house. From there, he finds a very small crawl space and as he follows it, he manages to find a secret room with a secret treasure chest. Curious, he opens it, and sure enough, he gets 100 rupees right off the bat.* Lewa: HA! I knew Grandma was lying to us the whole time! Well, I just snuck-swiped her life savings! *After doing a very bad deed that would most likely make anyone deem him a thief, Lewa makes it back up and goes in to greet his grandmother.* Grandma: Why, hello there, Lewa. Today is a very special day for you. Lewa: Is it the day you put Macku up for adoption? Grandma: No, but that's a very great idea. Today you are the same age as the age of the Hero of Time. Lewa: The Who? Grandma: No, not The Who, although I do like their music. The Hero of Time. The one who stopped the Dork Lord from taking over that ancient kingdom before the Dork Lord returned and made everything go bad. Lewa: He sounds more like the Loser of Time if you ask me. Grandma: Yes, he was a loser. But we still worship him never the less. So to honor this occasion, I have bought you... um... I bought you... some Emperor's New Clothes! Lewa: Why do you always do this every single time? Grandma: Come now, Lewa, try them on. I'm sure they'll look nice. *Lewa mocking tries on the "invisible" clothes over his already existent green armor.* Grandma: Oh, Lewa, you look so nice in your new clothes. Lewa: These are the clothes I wear all the time. Grandma: If it'll make you shut up, I'll go get you some candy later. Lewa: Sweet! Grandma: You remind me so much of your Grandpa Lesovikk from when we were growing up. Oh, those were such happy memories. Lewa: Do I have to hear this? Grandma: He'd always tell me, "Nikala, quit trying to cheap out on everybody, or else you're going to make people angry." You grandpa was so silly. I never made anyone mad at me. Lewa: Grandpa sure had some good common sense. How'd he end up marrying you anyway? Grandma: I forced him to accept my love. Lewa: O_O Okay... I'm... gonna go... step outside. *Lewa then runs out of there like a mad cow, opening and then slamming the door shut on his way out.* Lewa: Well, that takes care of that. I guess nothing left but to go back to my "adorable" sister that I love so much. *Later on after a convenient time skip...* Macku: Nothing again, huh? Lewa: Nope. She did promise me candy, though. Macku: Now for my birthday present. I'm going to let you have it for one day. Lewa: At least it's one more present than what Grandma gives me. Macku: Happy Birthday! It's my favorite telescope! Lewa: Nice. Macku: It's my most favorite possession in the world, and I want to share it with you, but you can only have it for one day. Lewa: I’m going to look at things while you ramble on. *As Macku rambles on with her semi-non-coherent rambling, Lewa looks around the island.* Lewa: Oh, hey look, it's the postman. *Indeed it was. The Rito postman was delivering some mail. But all of a sudden, he starts flapping his winds furiously.* Lewa: What's he freaking out at? *That's when he sees a giant mutant Nivawk with something in its claws, as well as a pirate ship shooting at it.* Lewa: It's the Black Pearl! Macku: That's not the Black Pearl. Why doesn't it have the all-black sails? *What REALLY caught Lewa’s attention was a Toa of water in the talons of the bird. As the bird was hit by the cannons of the ship, the girl was released and she fell to her doom.* Lewa: Well, that’s not something you see every day. Look at the fat bird. Quick, hide the children! Macku: You should go over there and help the girl. Lewa: You’re still here? Well, you might be right. And she does look cute. Macku: Cuter than me? Lewa: Yes. It’s not that difficult, you know. Even that “Toa Tuyet” I read about is cuter than you. Macku: But look where she fell. You're gonna need something to cut your way through. Why not talk to that crazy old guy Grandma tells us not to talk to? Lewa: You're right! I could totally swipe-steal something from him! Macku: >_> Lewa: I mean, learn the ways of the sword. *Another time skip later...* *Lewa walks in and there is an aging Toa of Fire throwing himself against the wall.* Lewa: Uh... Toa Norik? Norik: Huh? Oh. Why if it isn't young Lewa. Lewa: Why are you doing that? Is it part of some special ancient training? Norik: No. I just have this really bad cramp in my left shoulder. It hurts! Lewa: Wow... You really do sound like Kagome's Grandpa. Norik: What do you need, young one? Lewa: I need to go rescue some cute girl who fell into the woods. *Those words were enough to make Norik drop his spear.* Lewa: Are you going to help me or not? Norik: As an advocate of love, I shall. I'm glad you didn't turn out anything like my brother upstairs. He's all about books and knowledge and PPPPBBBBTTT!!! *For the heck of it, Norik rams into the wall once last time, not only popping his shoulder back in place, but (from the sound of it) making a bunch of pots from upstairs fall and break.* Iruini's voice: You blasted hooligan! Can't you see that I, the hard-reading Iruini, am trying my best to study?! Norik: You keep doing that, you page-turning old loon! Now, then, let us begin, Lewa. Take this sword. I don't use it for much of anything. Lewa: Who's was this? Norik: I don't remember. All I remember was that I took it from him while he was screaming "I hate you" because of the pain inflicted upon him. Lewa: O_O *They both bow and then slowly but surely, Norik teaches him how to do some of the proper techniques, as laid down by the Hero of Time. After another convenient time skip, Lewa begins his trek up towards the woods.* Lewa: Stupid sign. *Lewa chops down the "DANGER!!!" sign that blocked his path.* Lewa: Screw the rules, I have a sword. *Lewa went up the boring path up the mountain and over a bridge and in between the red an green apple trees. At the top of the mountain where he met this newcomer who didn’t actually fall to her doom. She just fell a very long ways. And got caught on a tree branch.* Lewa: And there she is. Wait... what's that up there. *Overhead, there were some birds that looked like that big ugly one from earlier except smaller carrying some equally ugly creatures in their talons. The birds dropped said creatures.* Lewa: Oh, no, a bunch of goblins with high-pitched squealy voices! *Lewa takes out the sword given to him by Norik and proceeds to fight them and kill them. I get bored writing fight sequences with field enemies, okay? Anyway, after they were all done with, Lewa turned his attention back over to the mysterious girl... who proceeded to wake up.* Nera: Huh...? BWAAAHH!!! *Startled by the fact she was suspended in mid-air by a tree branch, she begins struggling and squirming until the branch gives way and she falls on her rear.* Lewa: Oh, right. I should have caught her. Nera: Ugh... Stupid tree. You just made the list. *She takes out a small notebook with the words "Revenge List" etched on the front cover from her satchel and flips it over to a specific page and scribbles down "Stupid island tree." Right beneath the names "Santa Claus," "Count Drewku," and "Dr. Colossol."* Nera: Stupid island tree, you've made a new enemy today. Lewa: Who are you? Nera: I could ask you the same thing. Lewa: Common island dweller. Nera: Okay. So where am I? Lewa: Outset Island. And hey, I’m asking the questions here! Brutaka: Miss Nera, I finally found you. Nera: D’oh, Brutaka, I thought I told you to never go blurting out stuff. Brutaka: I’m sorry, Miss Nera, but you know how I get when I’m hungry. Nera: I’ll let you off. *Another boring walk later.* Lewa: So who are you? Brutaka: I’m a pirate. Nera: Brutaka! Lewa: He’s a pirate? Brutaka: I’m a pirate. Nera: Stop talking! Both of you! Brutaka: We’re all pirates. Nera: Oh, Brutaka, you’re so slow in the head. Macku, from afar: Big brother! Lewa: Oh, it’s you. Hey, I found some pirates. Nera: No, I’m not. Brutaka: Yes, you are. *Nera smacks Brutaka on the head and Brutaka cries out.* Brutaka: Is there anyone out there as unlucky as me? *In the irony of his words, the giant bird swoops in and takes Macku.* Macku: Bye, big brother! Lewa: Oh, no, you don’t, you stupid bird! You’re not going to force me on some epic trek-quest! *Lewa runs off the edge of a cliff (SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!), but Nera grabs him before he falls.* Nera: By the goddesses, you’re a moron… *Somewhere in the heavens…* Nayru: Think we should have chosen someone else to be our hero? Din: Maybe we should stop choosing them like this. Farore: Puppies make me smile! Nayru and Din: Shut up, Farore!

I would have liked there to be more games, but as other have mentioned, a majority of the ones we got were terrible in their own right. I have only played a few of the console-released games. The web-based games were actually fine with me. I will probably always enjoy MNOG 1 and 2, despite how often DSL back then gave me problems playing it (was glad when MNOG 1 was resurrected much later on). Some of the others were entertaining, like the CD content Toa Metru games, Stop the Morbuzakh, I think even the Glatorian Arena was was fine. But then the console games... oh man, the console games... I never played the 2001 Tales of the Tohunga since I did not have the Gameboy Advance back then and I wouldn't until 2003 and by then the game was no longer being sold, but I've heard it was so-so for a game. Then we get to my "favorite" game in 2003, Bionicle: The Game, based off the hit comic series based on the toy line. The graphics were kind of... uh... The voice acting was probably what bothered me the most. Onua was Jamaican, Takua sounded weird, Takanuva sounded like a total dork, Makuta sounded like a Saturday morning cartoon villain, and Nuju... I think now i know the real reason why Nuju never talks. That voice just haunts me in my dreams. Plus, I don't think the people working on the game really knew Bionicle too well. Why does Gali call Lewa "LAYWA NOOVA?" Aside from comic 9, they never call themselves [Name] Nuva or anything. Or Takua Nuva, which isn't his name. Matorans... I don't know where to go on that one, considering the "Matorans of Voya Nui" did that as well on the boxes. As for the gameplay itself... it wasn't all that pleasant. I died a lot in that game on certain levels all because of glitches or errors made in the game. How about the time Lewa froze up and exploded when he touched a rock? Or the time Lewa landed on a leaf, but still somehow died in the Death Water? What about when Tahu was chasing Kurahk through the lava and somehow died because the game thought I didn't shoot down the rocks blocking the way? And why does Takua do that weird dance in Ta-Koro?! It really disturbs me. And how about how the music in the game sometimes stops, and then reloops and replays? That's a minor nitpick, but still, not many good games do this. However, bad, cheaply produced games tend to do this from past experience. Sadly the game was kind of bad and the planned sequel that would have covered Metru Nui was cancelled, only an unplayable demo with Matau being the only trace of it left. Speaking of cancelled, the 2001 PC game was apparently looking very good in early development and if not being cancelled, who knows? It could have been a very good game. Or at least one that didn't make me cringe. "Behold, MAHKOOTA, I, the Seventh Toa have come to banish your darkness forever and return MAHTAH NOOWEE from his slumber!!!" "YOO DEFEET ME?! ALL BY YOURSHELF?! You are nothing! I shall defeet you! within the blinkk of an EYE!" Sadly we wouldn't get too many other games after that. We got the Maze of Shadows game, but sadly this game was very scarce and I never even saw a copy of it in my life. Probably because retailers didn't see much demand for it in my area. I've heard it was actually pretty dang good and followed the book of the same name kind of well. There's some problems concerning the story, mostly revolving around the Energized Protodermis being and his form, but oh well. Bionicle Heroes was a game I was looking forward to a lot and was glad I got it for Christmas 2006. The story that year was probably one of the best and one of my favorites so I was on board to play it. And it was awesome! AWESOME! At least until I realized how repetitive it got after a while... That kind of started a problem for me. To this day, I still haven't completed it 100% because I got kind of tired of it. It's a shame, too, seeing as I love the Lego games Traveler's Tales made, but this one might be one of their only lackluster games in their lineup of Lego games. But it was still a lot better than the 2003 Bionicle: The Game: The Disappointment: based off the hit movie based off the hit book series based off the comic series based off the toy series. You walk around, you destroy stuff. you solve some puzzles, you gather pieces, you go Super Saiyan to destroy the boss, mission accomplished. But then again, some missions didn't make much sense either. And why is Axonn working for the Piraka? Was he under mind control or something that whole time? Even in his profile in game says he fights for justice. Oh, well... At least, the console version of the game... I've only played that version. I've heard the DS version of the game is a lot darker and plays out differently than the home console version, even getting a T rating compared to the E10 rating the other one got. I sadly don't know a whole lot about this version of the game, so I can't really say too much about it. And then yeah, after that we pretty much didn't get anything else, I'm guessing because Bionicle Heroes did not do as well as they hoped it would, so with that in mind, everyone decided it would be best not to really invest in a future Bionicle game afterwards. But then Lego took another chance in the the Bionicle movie biz, and we all know how that turned out... I would have loved to see a game for 2010, and I think that would have worked out nicely. I mean an actual console game, as I personally prefer to play there versus at a computer (sorry, I'm not a PC gamer). If not something like a retrospective of Bionicle as a whole (Yeah, I'd play something that's 2001-2010 in a nice package!), then something epic for the final battle of 2010. Maybe play as certain character for specific missions. Like for example, a mission where Gali and Pohatu stop the Visorak in the MU, so we finally get to know how it is they apparently stop them as Teridax says they do. Or like Mata Nui going in the maze and trying to solve a whole bunch of puzzles to try and rescue Tarduk. Something, I mean. Not so much like Bionicle: The Disappointment, but kind of similar concept. I would have preferred that over getting 6 midgets who were like a slap in the face to my childhood and everything I liked about Bionicle. Tahu: Why am I depowered?! Ignika: To sell toys!! A nice game would have been a great finale to the series, so it would go out with a bang instead of a whimper. I know Greg has said we should be lucky to have even gotten what we did, but that doesn't really make the hurt feel any better. Yes, I know that, but it was still a big shock to me that it all ended so abruptly, as if they were just trying to force it out the door to let Hero Factory in. Like, I didn't even get a chance to say good-bye to a group of long-time friends that I know I'm never going to see again... Friends who I might never know what happened with or get to ever see again or anything.

Okay, with the recent problems that struck the forums, I have ran into some major problems. This one might seem kind of silly to most of you, but this one really bothers me. All of the literature work, every single chapter and paragraph, has been bunched up into a jumble of nonsense. Every single writing project I have done on here is now worthless. I started to fix some of the chapter on here, but that was before I realized everything was affected. It seems to be mostly my stuff, as I've looked at other people's writings on here and they all seem fine. I am not sure why this is, but it could do with how I have everything saved to a word document before I just copy-paste it to here. Then again, I'm not sure how everyone else does this. I've already been discouraged as a writer on here for a number of good reasons, but this one is just... I don't know. I really don't want to have to go back and edit everything I ever made so that it can actually be readable again. But then again, I really get the feeling no one really likes my stuff on here anymore, so in the end it might not be a huge loss. So yeah, considering how a lot of my stuff kind of builds on itself, there is kind of no point in me continuing anymore. I would love to keep writing new stuff, but instead I would have to sit down here, go back to my topics from 2010 and re-edit everything, and I mean I'm already discouraged enough, so this kind of adds injury to insult. Why sit down and waste 3+ hours editing stuff no one probably likes or reads? So hence forth, I'm probably just going to stop submitting new literature work on here. I thought I could return here and get back to where I initially left off, but then I find out there's just an annoying mass of nothing as the remains of whatever I had on here. In the time it takes me to do all that, I could write about 10 new chapters to something and beat Final Fantasy VIII after starting a new file and still have time to make myself a TV dinner. Maybe someday I might change my mind, but once and only once everything is back to the way it was. So all those links in my signature? I have to go through all of them. And I need to figure out how to fix them. While I do have most of them saved to word documents, I'd still have to search the documents, copy-paste, and the whole ordeal, so even then it still doesn't save me much time. So yeah, I'm probably not going to be submitting any new stuff for the foreseeable future on here. However, if you are dying to know what happens to this story (all 1 of you or so), just message me. After all, the full story does exist elsewhere, as I've said before. How else could I put up chapters at a seemingly steady and constant pace for a while? Otherwise I mean in some ways I almost feel unwelcome, if not unneeded, on here, so yeah, it is probably best I just cease writing on here. I am not leaving BZPower, I am merely going to stop submitting to the library forums unless I am posting in someone else's topic. . It's probably time for me to move on, anyways. There's many other writers on here now. You don't need some crusty old war dog like me hanging around like a dead goose. "Dream on, dreamer, and the sun will shine down on you. Keep on dreaming. It's all right, we're alive..."

Uh... that part was in like some of the trailers, even some of the stuff most video game websites had when they started putting out footage from E3 and junk. Plus I saw it, and so did the guy who acted as my guide for playing the game even though he said not to use his playthrough as a guide. But I am however re-writing some stuff in order to make certain connections between games. That, and just to add humor to it. I'm surprised no one's been complaining about Ghirahim's mansion in the mountains yet. Glad that you liked it. Here is chapter 6 because i just remembered. EDIT: Okay, so something weird happened to this whole chapter that resulted in it becoming a large block of text. I'm going to repost a corrected chapter here. *Falling… Lewa was falling through darkness and it felt like he was falling for hours. It probably wasn’t, but he felt it was. And for no reason, there was a scabbard on his back with a different sword than the one he borrowed from Kualus. As he fell, Ke$ha the same mysterious autotuned voice spoke out to him.* Female voice: Lewa…? Lewa, waking up: No, five more minutes… *There was suddenly a blinding light from above, making Lewa open his eyes only so much so he could see where the light was coming from. Of course it wasn’t Ke$ha making the light, but it was more like a repetition of that same dream from earlier chapter 1.* Lewa: What do you want, mysterious woman?! Get away from me! Female voice: I am waiting for you… Lewa: Oh, yeah? I’m not! You’re freaking me out. Female voice: The time has come for you to awaken. You are vital to a mission of great importance… Lewa: Oh, sorry, I quick-dozed off for a moment there. Female voice: Lewa… *The next moment Lewa looked, there was Nokama falling beside him. Then suddenly they were in the clouds. Lewa tried to reach for her, but Nokama only fell further away and into the mouth of that ugly indescribable monster from chapter 1.* *At that moment, Lewa awoke in his bed, not sure what was going on.* Lewa: What just happened…? *He looked over and saw Lhikan drinking from a goblet.* Lhikan: Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors STRIVE FOAR. Lewa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *At that moment, Lewa awoke (this time for real) in his real bed, still not sure what was going on, seeing as he just had two nightmares in a row.* Lhikan: Ah, you’re awake. Lewa: Please don’t tell me this peace is what all true warriors strive for! Lhikan: Why would I say that? We’re not in some badly animated cartoon with poorly written dialogue. Plus, what peace? When your Loftwing carried you back all limp and unconscious, I feared the worst. Fortunately, you didn’t have any life-threatening injuries so we should be grateful. Unfortunately… my daughter is not here… why? She was with you, wasn’t she? Lewa: Funny story… see, a magical tornado came out of nowhere and took her right in and toss-threw me like a doll. Lhikan: I see… This was no ordinary storm. *As Lhikan turns away in sadness, Lewa tries to get up, but Lhikan stops him.* Lhikan: You must not push yourself. You’re still recovering. Lewa: Nonsense, I’m fine! *Lewa falls face first on the floor.* Lhikan: You’re not. Tell me, when you saw Nokama, did something about her seem… off? Lewa: Yeah, she kept talking about a world beneath the clouds. Plus I’ve been having cross-wired dreams about some mission thing. Lhikan: She was talking about the surface then? And you’re having dreams of some “great mission?” How interesting. Lewa: What? Lhikan: Oh, sorry, I was just rambling. I do that sometimes. Anyway, I doubt there’s any connection between these things, so I wouldn’t worry too much. Lewa: You’re not lying to keep me from a great destiny, are you? Lhikan: Uh… no? Lewa: Okay. Lhikan: Yeah, so why don’t you go to sleep now? As long as Nokama is with her Loftwing, I’m sure she’ll be fine. Not to mention it’s not even daybreak, so it would be difficult to spot a girl and a bird in the middle of the night, wouldn’t you think? Lewa: I guess so. Lhikan: Rest now. Nokama is out there alive. I can feel it. *So Lhikan leaves and Lewa falls asleep, only to hear some rhythmic humming not soon after. Lewa gets out of bed, and now we begin another chase sequence.* Lewa: Could that be…? Famous pop star Ke$ha? I want her autograph! *Lewa gets up from his bed and begins making his way out the door. Upon exiting, he looks to his right and sees someone at the end of the stairs. Was it the owner of the mysterious female voice? Possibly.* Lewa: I should have guessed Ke$ha wouldn’t be here… *Lewa grudgingly went to the stairs, but the mysterious woman floated up the stairs.* Lewa: Hey, stop wind-soaring! Walk up the stairs like normal! *The mysterious woman did not comply and instead continued until she went through the wall outside… like a ghost.* Lewa: This is getting pretty freaky. *Lewa exits the building from the door on the second floor. Normally, no one ever went out in Skyloft at night. Mainly because there were monsters that appeared at night that would attack and destroy whatever they saw, including innocent Matoran and poor helpless Toa. Lewa wasn’t so much afraid, but never the less he didn’t like the idea of going out at night…* *There were spiders and jelly globs and bats.* Lewa: Oh, my! *There she was, waiting outside by that bridge thing that led to the Statue of the Goddess. Lewa gave chase and sure enough, she continued to float away backwards.* Lewa: Why won’t you let me catch you?! *Lewa went up the walkway, but the entrance to the statue was locked up.* Lewa: I forgot about that… *The mysterious woman instead took a slight “detour” to a ledge, forcing Lewa to do the same thing, except of course he couldn’t float. And before you ask, he doesn’t have the adaptive armor this time, but be patient… So unlike the other heroes who would eventually follow him, this guy does get a break. But the others aren’t off the hook! Anyway, Lewa continues going through, where he meets with Mia.* Lewa: Hey, you cute little freaky-kitty thing… *That’s when Mia hisses at him, letting out the roar of a wildcat.* Lewa: Whoa! I forgot these things become possessed at night! *Thinking quickly, Lewa took Mia and threw her off…* Lewa: It’s a good thing they can fly… right? *Lucky for him, Mia starts flapping her ears like wings, ready to go after him again…* Lewa: I’m out of here then! *He eventually makes it around and into the area of the statue. Now what? That’s when the mysterious woman decides to be like a ghost and go through one of the faces of the statue base. Oddly enough, there was what looked like could be an entrance covered by a Skyloftian seal. Not long after she did that, it turned out it was an entrance after all. Lewa went inside, not sure what was awaiting him within. After all, no one had ever been inside of the statue before.* *As he kept running through the secret path, Lewa found himself in what looked like a shrine. Resting in the middle of the chamber was a lone glowing sword in a stone slab. Hey, this sounds familiar… anyone else think so?* Lewa: What… is this place? *As Lewa tries to approach the sword, the mysterious woman jumps out of the hilt… like a ghost.* Lewa: Aaaah! It’s possessed! Mysterious woman: The once chosen by my creator. I have been waiting for you. You will place a role in a great destiny. Lewa: So my dreams have told me… Mysterious woman: According to your social customs, I should provide you with my personal designation. Fi is the name I was given. Lewa: Okay. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, care to share this “destiny” with me? Fi: I was created for a single purpose, long before recorded memory of your people. Lewa: Thanks for fun-sharing… now can I have answers? Fi: I must aid you in fulfilling the great destiny that is your burden to carry. Lewa: Great… can you tell me what it is? Fi: Come, Lewa. You must take up this sword. As one chosen by my creator, it is your destiny. Lewa: Wait, quick-stop. Why should I trust anything you say? How do I know Matau didn’t just hire to you fool-prank me? Where are the cameras? Is everyone just going to spring-jump from out of nowhere and yell out “surprise?!” Fi: The strange dreams troubling your sleep. My sudden appearance. Uncertainty surrounding the fate of the one you hold dear. Lewa: Hey, knock that off! Matau can hear you! No, wait, that’s what you want, isn’t it?? Fi: Under these circumstances, it is only… logical that you would exhibit some apprehension. Shockwave: The use of my most favored word by some digitized female is highly… illogical. Lewa: Who are you?! Shockwave: My identity is of no concern to you, lower life form. Fi: To minimize your uncertainty, allow me to share with you some information. My projections indicate that this information has a high probability of altering your current emotional state. Lewa: Uh… what was that last thing? Shockwave: It means the information may enlighten you. Lewa: Oh… what? Shockwave, annoyed: It might make you feel better. Lewa: Oh. I get it now. Okay, so what is it? Fi: There will be a mentally insane person who wears a helmet and plays with dolls going rampant. Lewa: … WHAT?! Fi: And the one you seek, the honorable Nokama, is still alive. Lewa: You mean…? How can you know all this? Shockwave: She is a cold, calculating, computerized mind. Almost as cold as me. Lewa: These words hurt my head. Fi: And this spirit maiden, the one you call Nokama, is another chosen one fated to be part of the same great mission. Therefore, if you wish to meet with your friend, I highly recommend you take up this sword before you set out to search for her. Lewa: Well… Fi: Does that information invigorate you? Are you ready to accept this sword? Lewa: All right… but try to use less of the big words around me… Fi: It seems further persuasive measures will not be required. In the name of my creator, draw the sword and raise it skyward. Lewa: You talk but I can’t understand you… *With his head buzzing from his conversation with Fi and Shockwave, Lewa approaches the sword in the stone, taking the hilt in both hands, and lifting it out of the slab to hold it skyward. Upon doing so, the blade absorbed the shining light, making the blade glow with infused power. This was the legendary Goddess Sword, once wielded by Hylia’s original hero so long ago.* Lewa: So does this mean I get to be king of something? Fi: My calculations say that there is a 15% chance you will ever be king of any such monarchal body. Lewa: Aw… *Caution… this may be the only time Fi has ever been wrong.* Fi: Recognition complete, Master. Lewa… my master. Lewa: Whoa now, what is this “master?” business? *Lewa lowered the Goddess Sword as it continued glowing. Then there was a familiar voice from behind.* Lhikan: Hey! Lewa! Lewa: Uh… I didn’t do it! No, wait… She told me to do it! She said I’d be king if I did it! Lhikan: Calm down, Lewa, there’s nothing to fear. I’ve had my suspicions, but until now I wasn’t sure. Yet here we are in the Chamber of the Sword, the very place where it was foretold the youth of legend would appear. It is said this place was left to us by the goddess herself. The knowledge of this room’s existence is a secret passed down to a select few each generation, along with a handful of words… “When the light of the goddess’s sword shines bright, the great apocalypse will wake from its long slumber. Do not gear, for it is then that a youth, guided by my hand, shall reveal himself in a place most sacred.” Lewa: And so you’re all saying that I am the one? Shockwave: Personally, I think they should have picked someone else for the job. Lhikan: It started days ago. The sword that I’ve kept secret all these years… It began to give off a faint, otherworldly light. At first, I was sure I was seeing things, here alone with the sword. There was simply no other explanation. Unless of course, the sword is possessed. Lewa: Well, it kind of is… Lhikan: I never dreamed the prophecy of legend would come to pass in my lifetime. *Lhikan then looked over at Fi, floating about all scary-like.* Lhikan: The words I have sworn to keep secret are coming true before my very eyes. “The youth will be guided by one born of the blade-- one who is also youthful in appearance in likeness yet wise with knowledge immeasurable and a voice like no other.” *Then that’s when Fi decided to chip in her two widgets.* Fi: Oral traditions, one of the least reliable methods of information retention and transmission. It appears that critical sections of the passage have been lost over the generations. *Lewa and Lhikan looked startled, and then again at Fi as she drifted onto the ground for the first time.* Fi: “The youth who draws forth the guiding sword shall be known as the goddess’s chosen hero, and it is he who possesses an unbreakable spirit… because it was I who was behind this unbreakable spirit through making some innocent warrior go to jail for a long time for doing absolutely nothing. He shall be burdened with the task of abolishing the shadow of apocalypse from the land. Such is his destiny. With the spirit of the blade at his side, he shall soar over the clouds and plummet below… And united with the spirit maiden, shall bring forth a piercing light that resurrects the land.” Lewa: So you’re saying… I have to deep-plummet to some land I never heard of and defeat some ancient evil?! I didn’t sign up for this! *That’s when Lewa remembers Nokama’s words from earlier on… “the surface.” Could this be what Fi was talking about?* Fi: Master, you must embark on a great journey beneath the clouds to the vast realm of the surface. *I guess that answered that question.* Fi: It is only through this journey that you can fulfill the mission set before you by my creator, the goddess. Lewa: The goddess has a wacky sense of humor, then. Fi: You have no idea. This is nothing compared to what became of the first hero she ever had. It is also the only method available for you to reunite with the spirit maiden, honorable Nokama. Lhikan: This is no easy task, Lewa. The world below is a forsaken place, and to reach it you must pierce the cloud barrier below. In living memory, no one has ever done this. *Fi then lifts up the arms of her cloak and produces a strange and weathered tablet with a green jewel on it. Lewa takes it in his hands.* Fi: This tablet will illuminate a path through the clouds to the land below. Take it and place it within the altar behind me. Megaman Megaman, the first thing you must do is hit the obvious crest sitting in this room with a Skyward Strike. These blasts are formed of pure energy that charges within your blade when you lift it skyward. Lewa: Why did you rename me “Megaman?” Nevermind, I’ve got this. *Lewa somehow picked up on what the Skyward Strike is based off when he lifted the sword up. He did so again, letting the blade absorb the light. Once it was done, Lewa quickly did a slash down motion, unleashing the light and hitting the crest, making it spin and glow. In doing so, the platform the crest was on lifted, revealing a placement for what looked like a larger tablet. Lewa uneasily takes the Emerald Tablet and places it in the altar, but not before noticing a Skyloft crest on his way there.* Lewa: That is nice. I have to remember that one. *In doing so, an emerald beacon was sent through the sky from the statue, and then plunged into the cloud barrier, revealing the way to go. Fi: Megaman Megaman, you have revealed the area you must go to by creating a beacon in the sky. Lewa: I’m not Megaman, and how can there be beacons in the sky? Lhikan: Hey, I’m not even questioning these things anymore. Fi: Until now, a cloud barrier created by the goddess has separated the world below from the one you know. The tablet you placed in the altar has opened up a rift in the cloud barrier you can use to travel through the clouds to the realm below. Lewa: You sure are redundant. Fi: I have recognized you as my master, so it is my duty to follow you wherever you go. Lewa: Really…? This is going to be a long journey, I can just see it. Fi: I reside within your sword and will accompany you on your travels. Summon me whenever you require my assistance. *with that, Fi jumps back into the sword… strange.* Lhikan: Lewa, listen a moment. The nature of this great apocalypse mentioned in the old texts is a total mystery to me. I have a feeling in another universe, this evil will be the death of me. Lewa: You’re not helping here. Lhikan: But whatever it is, it seems you and Nokama have big roles to play in the destiny of this land. Just think… if what this Fi says is true, then Nokama is alive! Alive and no doubt coming to terms with whatever it is the goddess has in store for her. Should you heed the call of destiny, Lewa, I don’t know what dangers you will face. Lewa: At least you didn’t say call of duty. Lhikan: If you’ve truly decided to go down there like a total fool, then promise me you’ll try and bring my daughter back to me. Lewa: Okay. I want to find her as much as you do. Lhikan: What we’ve seen here today defies explanation, but it is only the start of your journey. Please, see it through and prove the legend true. Lewa: Why not? What Fi says sounds pretty much like I need to do this anyway. Lhikan: You do your people proud, Lewa! Hmm… Dawn is drawing near. It has been a long night for the both of us, hasn’t it? You have a long journey ahead of you, and yet you’re not even properly prepared. Lewa: So my sword is not enough? Lhikan: No. And it never will be. Anyone who goes and says “your sword is enough” is a liar! Rest for tomorrow, and I will make sure things are ready for you to go. *After the crack of dawn, Lewa was preparing himself, as he was a man on a mission.* Lhikan: Seeing you like this, I have never seen anyone more determined. Make sure you go by the shops in the bazaar and pick up a few things. I will return to my quarters and see if I can get anything else out of these dusty old books of mine, in case I can find anything useful. May the force-- I mean, may the power of the goddess be with you. Lewa: No problem. *Somewhere in the heavens…* Nayru: Why is everyone so obsessed with Hylia all of a sudden? Din: Well, they haven’t lived on the surface in such a long time. They probably don’t even know how we were the ones who cultivated and made the land and those who inhabit it. Nayru: Perhaps, but never the less it angers me that no one pays attention to us anymore. Farore: Hey, guys, guys, guess what? Din: What is it now? Farore: I like muffins! And puppies make me smile. I also like the color green a lot! Nayru and Din: Shut up, Farore! Nayru: Is it not enough we agree to choose a hero who wears green? Din: Personally I’d prefer a hero who wears red. And someone who’s strong a fiery in personality. Nayru: Actually, I’d prefer someone who is calm and wise, that way they aren’t some fiery hot head to rushes into danger and burns things. Din: Oh, what do you know? You always ruin the fun. Farore: Parties are always fun! Din: Do you even know what we’re talking about? Farore: I love green! Nayru and Din: Shut up, Farore! Mata Nui: Why don’t all three of you shut up? It’s a never ending argument with you three. I never even get to sleep anymore! I almost wish someone could put me under some kind of deep slumber spell so I can rest! All three: We’re sorry. Mata Nui: D’oh, you know I can’t stay mad at you.

Wow... I had no idea people still read this. Well... okay. Anyway, that reminds me. Here's the next chapter, modified slightly due to dated references and members who most likely would no like me portraying their likeness as a GS anymore. Episode 6: One Angry Makuta*somewhere on Destral…*Mutran: I wonder why he didn’t explode…Chirox: I thought I told you to forget about it!Mutran: Yeah, but the Teridax we know would have blown his stack and murdered somebody for no reason!Antroz: Well, it all started after he beat up Icarax and took us to the now-destroyed restaurant with no name.Bitil: Are you saying that Icarax could have done something to our leader?! AAAAAHHHH!!!!Antroz, knocks his head off: No, I’m not saying that. Great, now I’m becoming more like Gorast.Mutran: Just stay away from me and my head.Bitil, getting his head: Where is she anyway?Norenka: I haven’t seen her since this earlier this evening. Atheron: Does that mean she’s gone missing?Vamprah: Chirox: No, she with Teridax… I think. He’s still acting all weird.Mutran: Perhaps we should look into this, after all, if there is something wrong with him, I don’t want to end up with the short end of the stick.Atheron: But who would want to do something to hurt our leader?Krika, falls from the ceiling: A mystery! Vamprah: Krika: I have narrowed it down to the following suspects: Icarax the jealous creep, Gorast the lovesick temptress, me, field correspondent Brent Carazakki, Turaga Dume the old man, Pewku… *hours later…*Krika: … Krekka the village 1diot, Tuyet the Southern Belle with the beautiful voice that drives me mad, Nidhiki the crab man, and... uh... uh... uhhhh....Antroz: Okay, we get the point! We still need to see what the problem is…Mutran: Let us bring him to my laboratory!*in Mutran’s laboratory…*Mutran: We must analyze his head to see what is the matter.Teridax: Can you hurry it up, I’m missing my show.Mutran: Patience, Teridax, we must do this, or else something terrible will happen. *he takes an x-ray of his head and then studies it.* Teridax: What is it? Mutran: How long has your head been an empty shell filled with nothing but gas? Teridax: We all have that, you dolt! We went through that evolution process, remember??Mutran: I see. It looks as though your head was loosened when you were rolling around in that trashcan. It knocked your brain loose. *he goes over to him and puts his head in tighter.* There you go. Good as new.Teridax: Hmm… Yes, I feel much better now. Well, almost. *clears throat.*YOU MORONS RUINED MY PERFECT VACATION!!!! BECAUSE OF YOU, I AM VERY STRESSED OUT! AND WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON ICARAX, HE WILL PAY DEARLY WITH HIS LIFE!!!Mutran: Whoo! Now that is what I call an explosion! You’ve still got it, Teridax! No one can explode like you!Teridax: Yes, it’s good to be me.Krika, breaks down wall: Here comes me to the rescue! It was Mutran who murdered Gorast’s husband!Mutran and Teridax: What?Krika: Don’t worry, sir, I shall protect you from this serial killer!Mutran: We have to hurry before he burns this place!Teridax: To beat him, we need someone as insane and crazed as he is! Mutran: Or... we add onto the insanity. Teridax: What are you getting at? *Mutran then takes out a blast ray from an undisclosed location.* Teridax: How does that help me? Mutran: This is an insanity blaster, filled with the same substance of the ever elusive insanity mist. Teridax: Oh, yeah... I remember when I dumped the Toa Metru in a field filled with it. Mutran: Exactly. Teridax: Wait, but then it'll make him more insane! Mutran: Are you sure? *Mutran wastes no time and fires the thing at Krika.* Krika: Why do I feel so… normal?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Mutran: Insanity x Insanity = Normality. I never thought I would see my theory come true.Krika: *screaming*Mutran: Finally, something that makes him go… normal? Teridax: Okay, good. At least now he's kept under control... right? Mutran: The effect is only temporary. Teridax: So you can't make it permanent?! Mutran: There's nothing I can do. Teridax: Blast it!Gorast, embraces Teridax: Are you okay?!Teridax: Yes, I am. It was nothing. Mutran simple removed my head and then…Gorast, knocks Mutran’s head off: How do you like that?!Mutran’s head: I don’t!Teridax: He did it for scientific reasons. I’m fine now, and best of all no more rage! Plus, Krika has finally gone negative crazy!Krika, screaming: Pants! Pants! I want pants!!!!Gorast: I never thought that was possible.Teridax: Neither did I, but it is now!Gorast, slyly: Does that mean he’ll still be bothering us?Teridax: Yes, but the effects of whatever Mutran did to him won't last long. I’ll just leave him in the back yard and we should be fine. Mutran's head: It will only last for 25 hours. Gorast: Why not 24 like a normal person? Mutran's head: There's nothing I can do.Gorast: Good. We should go to bed.Teridax: Yes, we should, it’s getting late.Gorast: Can I be with you?Teridax: Eh, why not. Good night, everybody!Mutran’s head: Good night. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in here… looking for my body. *body stumbling aimlessly.* Krika: Why do I feel so cold?!

chapter 5 now, because I don't know. *Having found the missing Crimson Loftwing, Lewa and Nokama made it back to the plaza area all safe and sound just in time for… that thing going on right now. You know which one.* Nokama: Your Loftwing is incredible, especially considering everything the poor guy has gone through this morning. Well, I’m going to fly back and tell Father everything is okay to go. *So Nokama goes off and while she does, guess who decides to greet Lewa and “congratulate” him on finding his Loftwing?* Matau: Well, well, well, if it isn’t Lewa. Word in deepwood is you’ve found your Loftwing. Lewa: Yeah. And word in deepwood is you and your hair have the combined intelligence of an ash bear. Matau, ignoring him: Well, that’s just great. Because you and your dumb bird can’t tell time, the guys and me finished up our fly-practice that were all for nothing. Lewa, no feeling: My sympathies. Matau: Now I feel all thin-stiff. Lewa: My sympathies. Matau: My hair and I have been long-waiting for the race to start, and it gets delayed for you? I don’t get it. The big flake gets happy-special treatment? You’re almost a man, and yet you can’t go anywhere without Nokama like a stuffed ash bear! Lewa: My sympathies. Matau: What’s that got to do with it?! Lewa: Because you project your own feelings of insecurity and loneliness on me to mask-hide them from everyone else so they all think you are strong and tough when deep down you are scared and soft. Matau: Uh… I bet you can’t decide what to have for lunch on your own! Lewa: Witty retort… did it take you all night to think of that one?Matau: And don’t think we haven’t noticed all those remarks. “Nokama and I are best friends, we go everywhere together.” UGH! My hair and I are disgusted by you! You think you’re pretty suave, don’t you? Lewa: Not really.*Off to the side, Iruini and Kongu talk quietly.* Kongu: Matau’s been all long-winded about how he’s going to be with Nokama today. He must be fill-flustered about it. Iruni: Buh huh huh. As long as I don’t get reincarnated as an underpaid ranch worker, I’m fine with being evil and laughing at everyone. Matau: I love bursting your bubble… I’m going to make your fantasyland crash down in flames and break up this adorable little thing you got going on. Nokama’s playing the goddess and I’m going to win me a sailcloth. Lewa: My sympathies. Matau: Would you stop saying that?! Anyways, when I heard she made it, I thought there was no way I’d like some scrawny midget clown claim it. Lewa: But we’re the same height. Matau: Mid-JIT cl-OUN. Ah, that sailcloth… she was probably thinking of me and my hair when stitch-making it. When we will, it’ll be out alone-time together. Duh huh huh huh. Oh yeah, and it’ll be awesome. Kongu: Matau! Ix-nay on the omance-ray. Matau: Stop speaking in dorkenese, dork. Nokama: What was it you were saying about our “alone-time,” Matau? Matau: Nokama! I, uh…nothing big, really. I was just hoping we could… bake a cake…? Nokama: What kind of cake?Matau: Stawberries… And I was telling Lewa how cheer-happy I was he found his bird and wishing him good luck. Anyway, look for me in the race, Nokama. I’ll be the stud with the amazing hair doing fan-crazy stunts. *About an hour of pointless dialogue and a performance by the Blue Angels later…**The thing with the thing and the thing was FINALLY about to start after… what is this, five episodes? I lost track. Anyways, it was FINALLY starting and I’m not going to waste time!* Hydraxon: HEY! YOU! GET OFFA MY CLOUD! Your attention, please. We’re about to start the Wing Ceremony. *Unfortunately, around here, Lewa lost his sanity because he literally could not stand anyone to mention that thing again (plus he even said in the last episode about the next person who mentioned it, something bad would happen), something bad happened. After Lewa was calmed down, Hydraxon began again and was told of the situation by Nokama.* Hydraxon: I was beginning to think we’d have to proceed without Lewa. But after he found his bird and after I was told why he tried to kill me, we can now go on. Before you begin, I’d like to explain the rules. Matau: Screw the rules, my hair makes me do great things. Hydraxon: I have attached a small statuette to this bird. You’re all going to fly after it like a bunch of fools. Whoever gets it will be the winner. As you know, whoever wins will graduate and be that much closer to knighthood. Lewa: What step are we right now? Hydraxon: Step 1.Lewa: And how many steps until we get to full knighthood? Hydraxon: Step 7,000. All: O_O Hydraxon: Yes. He will graduate from this class and receive a gift from the young woman playing the goddess in the ceremony. It’s also the 25th anniversary of our fine institution. It’s also the anniversary of when I-- oh, never mind. The gift is something the young woman crafted herself, and the champion will get it at the top of the statue of the goddess. And the lucky young woman is the lovely Nokama. Nokama: Hi. Hydraxon: Uh… hi… Show me your moves. And no cheating. Lhikan: That means you, Matau!! And your two goons, too! Matau: My hair and I will not cheat! Lewa: Why are you mentioning your hair every 5 seconds? Matau: I was greatly offended when you insulted my hair earlier. So now my hair shall be its own character. Hydraxon: All right, now line up and face forward and when I call your name, I’m going to aim this cordak blaster at your faces. Lhikan: We’re not doing that. That’s for prisoners. Hydraxon: Oh. Sorry. Old habits die hard. Then do that and forget the last thing I said. *The four of them line up and when Hydraxon fires his cordak blaster as the stating signal, they all jump off, call their birds and race to the statuette. Lewa almost has it in the bad until Matau decides to cheat… even though he said he wouldn’t, and that is unforgivable.* Matau: Hey! Let’s hurl-throw eggs at him! Iruini: You got it! *So Matau, Iruini, and Kongu throw random eggs at Lewa, slowing him and his Loftwing down, but Lewa eventually gets control and wins, catching the bird and getting the weird statuette thing.* *As Lewa was fist-pumping in victory, he heard a familiar call from above…* Nokama: Hey! *Nokama jumps off the edge (SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!) and Lewa hurries his bird to go catch her. Lucky enough, he caught her after he nearly scared everyone to death.* Nokama: Don’t worry, I’m fine! Lewa: You’d better be… Nokama: Great flying, Lewa! Congratulations! Lewa: Thanks, Nokama. Glad to hear you appreciate me. I almost feel bad for Matau… almost. *somewhere far away…* *Matau, sad and defeated, locked himself in his room, not wanting anyone to see him so emotionally vulnerable. Then he looks at the strawberry cake mix had set aside for him and Nokama. And then he breaks out into a Disney-esque song moment.* Matau, singing: This cake was going to be perfect… the kind of cake I’ve dreamt of since I was small… *Back with Lewa and Nokama, the two were flying to the giant statue that looked nothing like the goddess where they would finish off the ritual.* Nokama: Lewa, hand me the bird statuette you got in the race. I must offer it to the goddess. Lewa: Okay. It’s ugly, anyway. *Lewa surrendered it to her and she placed it in a crevice at the top of the statue. She then pulls out her harp from out of nowhere and begins to play the song of the hero. The Loftwings circle around like hungry vultures and Lewa stands there, SO HAPPY. He then bows before her as if he’s going to be knighted (well, something like that’s gonna happen in the future) and Nokama places her hand on his shouler.* Nokama: Great goddess, guiding light and protector of our people, grant us your blessing and mercy as I act in your stead during this ceremony. Valiant youth who grasped victory at the celebration of the bird folk… In accordance with the old ways… I now bestow the blessing of the goddess upon you. *she then reaches behind her, unties the sailcloth draped around her shoulders, and presents it to Lewa.* Nokama: The blessing of the goddess drift down from the heavens aloft a sail, which I now pass onto you. *Lewa accepts the sailcloth more than happily. He accepted it SO HAPPILY.* Nokama: Lewa, quit goofing around. This is supposed to be a scared ritual, remember? Lewa: Uh… no? Nokama: You know, they say that the goddess gave the sailcloth to her chosen hero long ago. Lewa: Yeah… after he got locked up for a long time after being wrongfully accused. Nokama: Of course, this isn’t the same one. I worked hard to finish making it in time. In fact, I stayed up all night. Also in fact, I started on it last night instead of using the full month I was given. I’m really glad I got to give it to you, Lewa… Take care of it, okay? *Lewa nodded happily. At that moment, Nokama blushes and turns away slightly, hoping Lewa would not notice. Lucky for her, he didn’t really because he closed his eyes as he nodded.* Nokama: Thanks for making it up here to do this with me today like you promised. Now you know what’s next, right? Lewa: A warm embrace? Nokama: No… the part where I push you off this ledge and hope you use the sailcloth to survive. Lewa: What? *Nokama laughs as she pushes him to his death, but luckily Lewa is smart enough to use the sailcloth to land safely on the stone shape at the bottom.* Lewa: Why is she trying to kill me? *Somehow Nokama gets to the bottom to meet up with Lewa.* Nokama: You know, Lewa, seeing as how you won today and the weather is so nice… how about flying around Skyloft? Lewa: You won’t try to kill me, will you? Nokama: No.Lewa: Then let’s go. *The two of them get on their Loftwings and begin to take a nice and slow flight in the sky. Indeed it was nice weather to go flying, and it was very calm and quiet, too. Just then, Nokama looks over to Lewa and calls him. What could she have wanted to say?* Nokama: Lewa? Hey, Lewa? Lewa: Yes? Nokama: Today was amazing. Watching you win the race and performing the ritual together… I’ll always remember this. It was really wonderful.*Lewa smiled and nodded in agreement.* Lewa: Yeah, I guess it really was. Nokama: You know, Lewa… there’s something I’ve been meaning you talk to you about… *Unfortunately, we will never know what she was going to say, as there was a sudden flash of light and then an ugly tornado appeared in front of the pair. The riders and their birds were tossed about like marbles in a vacuum. Nokama and her Loftwing ended up being sucked into the windstorm. Nokama cried out to Lewa to save her, and as the young hero tried to rush after her, he was thrown off his Loftwing and nearly sent sailing through the sky until his Loftwing went back and caught him. After that, Lewa fell unconscious and he could barely hear Nokama’s pleas for help as the world became blurred and dark…*

I'm probably doing these out of order now, but I don't really care. Probably doesn't bother any of you who read it much... all 1 of you. chapter 7, which probably should take place before chapter 6 now that I think about it. Don Gero’s Mask *While walking around in the guise of Whenua, Lewa noticed a somewhat dimwitted Toa of Earth standing on top of a ledge, freezing himself.* Lewa: Hey, you! Why are you standing out there? You look like you’re deep-freezing out here! Onua: Oh, hello, Whenua! I’m standing out here because I’m hungry. Lewa: You’re… hungry? Onua: Yes, I’m so hungry! Lewa: Then why don’t you leave?? Onua: I’m so hungry that I’m so weak, that I can’t leave. Lewa: Wait, how did you even get up there in the first place? Onua: Some friends wanted me to go get something for them up here. They made a game out of it by putting this stupid frog mask on my head. I got hopelessly lost and here I am. I fell down a few feet and now I’m stuck. Lewa: But you’re only 10 feet off the ground. You can jump, can you? Onua: But… but… I NEED FOOD!!!! Lewa: Is that quote going to be a running gag through the whole series? Tatl: Lewa, just help him. Plus he’s got a mask on his head. Natalie: You’re going to be needing that one, too, if you want to get the grand prize. Lewa: Joy. Okay, pal, what do you eat? Onua: I eat frozen meat. We keep it in our mountain shrine on top of the chandelier. Lewa: You can’t make this easy, can you? *Later at the shrine…* Lewa: The only good thing in this case is the brat isn’t loud-wailing like a banshee anymore. Tatl: I don’t see the meat anywhere. Lewa: He said the chandelier. And there’s a bunch of bulb things, so… must be in there. Natalie: Wait, you have to light up the torches around here first. Lewa: Why? Natalie: The guidebook says it’ll make the chandelier rotate so you can get the meet. Not all of them have it, I guess. Talk about a major pain. *weak laugh* Lewa: He planned this, I know it! *Lewa runs around lighting the torches, and sure enough the chandelier starts to rotate around. How lighting torches does this, I don’t know, but I’ve learned to just not question it.* Lewa: All right, here I go! *Lewa turns into his “spinning thing of death” form and he races off a ramp towards the chandelier, but he unfortunately misses.* Tatl: Try to time yourself better. Lewa: This is going to be a long day… *Approximately 37 failed tries later…* Lewa: I… have… MEAT!!!! *Back with the very pitiful loser…* Lewa: I have your meat, you lazy slug! Whenua: Oh, thank you so much, great Whenua! Lewa: You’re welcome. Onua: If you could either throw it up here or come up here and let me have it, I would be most grateful! Lewa: Oh, no-no-no-no-no… you come down here. Onua: Wh-wh-what? Lewa: You heard me. You want food? Come down here. Onua: But… I can’t! Lewa: Listen… I had to dash-run around the shrine to light the torches, then I had to quick-run up to the chandelier, and then I had to rapid-spin to the thing to get the meat! And know what? It took me 37 tries because I either kept missing or I hit the wrong bulb! I am not moving another inch more than I have to! Onua, crying: But… Lewa: You don’t eat until you stop being lazy and get down here! You’ll be lucky if I don’t kick your face in the moment you do that! Onua: Oh… all right… *Onua starts to walk slowly over to the edge, still shivering.* Natalie: Aren’t you being a bit harsh on him? Lewa: He doesn’t know what “harsh” means! Keep moving! I have your meat right here! *Onua keeps moving closer to the edge. When he gets closer enough, he gets ready to jump. Unfortunately at that point he froze and he just fell flat on his face, unmoving.* Tatl: Uh… oh… Natalie: He’s not… Is he? *Lewa walks over to inspect him. He then reaches over and takes the Don Gero’s Mask.* Lewa: All right, we got the mask! Tatl: That’s all you can think about? Lewa: When I play the Song of Time, he’ll be back up there freezing his butt off like before. No big deal. Now let’s keep moving. Tatl: Why do I even bother?

All right, since there's split opinions on people who wanted either a Skyward Sword spoof or Wind Waker spoof, here's what I'm going to do. This is the skeletal script for the Wind Waker parody originally planned to be next. I call it this because for the most part, this is how I figure out what the story is going to be like. I just write down ideas on a word document in chronological order to serve as my basis. As I go along writing, I can eventually connect the dots between sequences to fill in gaps, thus making a full-fledged chapter. Since people want to see Wind Waker so badly, here is a one-shot chapter of it, even shorter than a Skyward Stooge chapter. I will eventually make a full version, but so people will stop bothering me about it and telling me bad things, here's this to hold you all over, so you can get an idea of what it could have been like had SS not been the next one I chose to make. EDIT: Okay, because I'm a really stupid moron who didn't check the topic name, this topic will now be where I post the future Wind Waker Spoof. So I guess come back here after Skyward Stooge is done and be ready for a new adventure. So consider this post Chapter 0. So those who mist feel lost, this takes place after the Dimwit of Time, when Lewa (DOT) leaves back to his own timeline, thus creating a whole new timeline alongside the one he left behind. He momentarily existed in both of them, but then crossed over with Navi, becoming separated from the elements that made him a hero, defeating Antroz and having the Triforce of Courage. Although when he returns home, the Triforce senses his presence, thus it breaks apart, giving Lewa back the Triforce of Courage and unknowingly giving Nokama and Antroz their respective Triforce pieces. Lewa stops Antroz from going through with his plans, all is well (until Twilight Delinquent when everyone finds out Antroz has the Triforce of Power). Meanwhile, in the other timeline, Antroz was imprisoned in the Sacred Realm (along with Toa Tuyet for whatever reason), and everything is just pinky fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows until Antroz breaks out and causes chaos. Since Dume is too old and senile, Nokama's uncle ends up taking his place as king for the time being after she asks for him personally. The newly anointed King Lhikan has trouble trying to figure out what to do, so he and everyone else tries to appeal to the goddesses and the Triforce, hoping for some solution when they realize there is no hero to come and save them. Ultimately, the kingdom is drowned and everyone's lives sacrificed. That is, save for Antroz and King Lhikan... This is but one of the legends the Matoran talk about. Just one. Not two. Not three. Not seventy-eight. Just one… Long ago, there existed a kingdom where a golden power lay hidden… in the middle of the field for everyone to see. It was a prosperous land blessed with green forests, tall mountains, LOTSA Spaghetti, and peace. But mostly LOTSA Spaghetti. But one day a wicked burn victim of great evil found the golden power and took it for himself because he figured “Hey, why not?” and because it was just right there in front of him, ready and ripe for the taking. With its strength at his command, he spread darkness everywhere, all within the time span of exactly seven days. But then, when all hope died and the hour of doom seemed at hand… A young Toa of Air appeared as if out of nowhere… when in reality he was just locked up in a temple for seven days. He brought fire with him. Wielding the blade of evil’s bane, he sealed the dark one away with some annoying Southern Belle girl and brought back light to the land… because taking him down right then and there to end his evil forever was not an option. Just seal him away in some realm of light with some hillbilly girl. The Toa who traveled through time to save the land was then named the Hero of Time. You know, because it made sense at the time. His tale was passed through generation until it became legend. Because no one wrote anything down, so no one could really recall things exactly. But then… there came a day when a fell wind began to blow across the kingdom. The great evil that everyone thought was gone forever and sealed away by the hero wasn’t actually gone forever. He and his mismatched partner returned, and he was eager to resume his dark designs. Big surprise there. Faced by an onslaught, everyone could only appeal to the Great Spirit and his three subordinates… because no one likes Hylia apparently, but enough of her. In their last hour as doom drew nigh, they left their future in the hands of Fate. Unfortunately, Fate wasn’t in a good mood that day and she didn’t help them. What became of this kingdom? None remain who know… which brings up the question of how I’m able to relay this story to you all… Bionicle: Wimp Waker -- Condensed *Somewhere on Outset Island, there was going to be something big going down…* Idris: Wake up, big brother! Lewa, getting up: Please exit my life and never return. Idris: I just drank 28 gallons of soda. Lewa: That’s really deep-interesting. Not. Why are you here? Idris: Grandma said she’s got your birthday present. Lewa: You mean nothing? Like every year before? Idris: Yeah. And when I asked her, she kicked me out of the house. Lewa: Then annoy-bug the neighbors. Idris: I don’t think they like me. Lewa: You’re weird. Give me the telescope. I’m going to look at things while you ramble on. *As Idris rambles on with her semi-non-coherent rambling, Lewa sees a giant mutant Nivawk with something in its claws, as well as a pirate ship shooting at it. What caught Lewa’s attention was a Toa of water in the talons of the bird. As the bird was hit by the cannons of the ship, the girl was released and she fell to her doom.* Lewa: Well, that’s not something you see every day. Look at the fat bird. Idris: You should go over there and help the girl. Lewa: You’re still here? Well, you might be right. And she does look cute. Idris: Cuter than me? Lewa: Yes. It’s not that difficult, you know. Even that “Toa Tuyet” I read about is cuter than you. *Lewa went up the boring path to the top of the mountain where he met this newcomer who didn’t actually fall to her doom. She just fell a very long ways.* Lewa: Who are you? Nera: I could ask you the same thing. Lewa: Common island dweller. Nera: Okay. So where am I? Lewa: Outset Island. And hey, I’m asking the questions here! Brutaka: Miss Nera, I finally found you. Nera: D’oh, Brutaka, I thought I told you to never go blurting out stuff. Brutaka: I’m sorry, Miss Nera, but you know how I get when I’m hungry. Nera: I’ll let you off. *Another boring walk later.* Lewa: So who are you? Brutaka: I’m a pirate. Nera: Brutaka! Lewa: He’s a pirate? Brutaka: I’m a pirate. Nera: Stop talking! Both of you! Brutaka: We’re all pirates. Nera: Oh, Brutaka, you’re so slow in the head. Idris, from afar: Big brother! Lewa: Oh, it’s you. Hey, I found some pirates. Nera: No, I’m not. Brutaka: Yes, you are. *Nera smacks Brutaka on the head and Brutaka cries out.* Brutaka: Is there anyone out there as unlucky as me? *In the irony of his words, the giant bird swoops in and takes Idris.* Idris: Bye, big brother! Lewa: Oh, no, you don’t, you stupid bird! You’re not going to force me on some epic trek-quest! *Lewa runs off the edge of a cliff (SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!), but Nera grabs him before he falls.* Nera: By the goddesses, you’re a moron… *Somewhere in the heavens…* Nayru: Think we should have chosen someone else to be our hero? Din: Maybe we should stop choosing them like this. Farore: Puppies make me smile! Nayru and Din: Shut up, Farore! *Back on Outset…* Nera: Say what? Lewa: You heard me. I gotta get my sister before she does something dumb. Nera: Like jump off a cliff? Lewa: Exactly. Nera: Okay. It’ll give me a good excuse to use my new catapult. Lewa: What? Nera, sly: Yup. *She hits Lewa on the head and knocks him out* *Before he knew it (and he didn’t), Lewa was dumped onto a catapult and sent flying through the air, sailing through the sky for many days and nights until he smacks his face right into a walled fortress.* Lewa: Well, good thing I’m an adorable cartoon character. Or else I could have died. Nera/ Pirates’ charm: Lewa, can you hear me? Lewa: Stop the voices in my head! Nera: No, check your pocket. *Lewa does so and sees the charm.* Lewa: Nera? What is this glowing-charm? Nera: It lets me talk to you. I put it in your pocket while you were out cold. Lewa: Oh… okay. You didn’t take funny picture of me as well, did you? Nera, nervous: Uh, no? Nera, thinking: Don’t say anything, Nera. He could be on to you and your secret crush on him… Lewa: Oh, that’s good. Where’s my sword? Nera: At the top of the fortress. Lewa: D’oh, kraata slime. *Later at the top of the fortress.* Lewa: I found you! Now to see who is behind this! *Lewa opens the door.* Lewa: I knew you were behind this! *Lewa points over at the cage with the other various young Matoran girls.* Lewa, calmly: Because who else would be behind a dungeon door? Idris: Big brother! *Just then, the Nivawk King swoops in, plucks Lewa, and delivers him to his master.* Master: Drop him. Tuyet, southern accent: Hi, there, cutie pie! *The Nivawk King drops/flings him away like nothing. And after miraculously surviving, Lewa wakes up and meets a frightening new face.* King of Red Lions: Hey, how’s it going? Lewa: Talking boat! How?! KORL: Magic. Lewa: Oh. KORL: To save your sister, you must defeat the evil dark master. Lewa: What’s his name? KORL: Antroz. Lewa: What’s he like? KORL: Well, you see, Antroz was a naughty boy who tried to take over the world until he got defeated and imprisoned with a friend of mine-- I mean… some insane lady. Lewa: Okay. KORL: Adventure! Lewa: Hey, look… *Lewa stands up, pulls out a white mask with a red disk from out of nowhere, and puts it on.* Lewa: Amon a boat. KORL: … Let’s go. *2 Temples later…* Lewa: Can we get to Antroz now? KORL: No. *1 mismatched sidequest later…* Lewa: Can we go get Antroz now? KORL: NO. *1 stupid tower later…* Lewa: Can we go get Antroz now? KORL: Not until you get the Master Sword? Lewa: Where? KORL: In Metru Nui! *1 deep-sea diving trip later…* Lewa: I found it! KORL: Good! Now we can go! To the Forsaken Fortress! *Back at the Forsaken Fortress…* Idris: Big brother! Lewa: Can you be less loud? Nera: I’ll take it from here! Lewa: Why are you here? Nera: To take these girls back to their fathers and get rich, that’s why. Lewa: Uh… Okay. What about my sister? Nera: We’ll just keep her onboard until you’re done here. Nera, thinking: That clueless look in his eyes is so… Lewa: Okay. *One silly boss fight later.* Lewa: Okay, Antroz, I killed your angry chicken! Antroz: Surprise backhand! *Antroz backhands Lewa.* Tuyet: Hey, y’all, Tuyet here. Antroz: I don’t like you! Nera: Don’t worry, my love, I will save you! Antroz: Get away from me! *As Antroz gets ahold of her wrist, his Triforce of Power starts to glow.* Antroz: My Triforce is resonating. I have you now, Princess Nokama! Nera: But… I’m not Nokama. Antroz: Don’t lie to me, Nokama. You’ve pulled this trick before with that whole “Nessk” disguise. Well, it won’t work now! *Just then, Lewa and Nera are randomly rescued by some filler characters I did not portray in this whatsoever. And then Valoo shows up and torches Antroz’s quarters.* Antroz: I’m on fire! Again! Why does this keep happening to me?! Tuyet: Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Nope, it’s just me. *giggles* Antroz: You daft twit! Are you that oblivious? We’re going to die here and all you can do is talk about how attractive you are! I’d rather go… marry… Elitha than continue being here with you! Tuyet: You admit you find me attractive! Antroz: I said no such thing! Tuyet: Admit it, sugar, you like me. Antroz: Can’t you see the fire?! Tuyet: Yup. It’s in your eyes, darlin’. Antroz: *sighs* Me mind on fire. Me soul on fire. Feeling hot hot hot. Party people, all around me feeling hot hot hot. *One travel back to the sunken city of Metru Nui later…* Lhikan: I’m the king of Metru Nui and the King of Red Lions! And you are really Princess Nokama! *Lhikan takes his part of the Triforce of Wisdom, takes Nera’s necklace, and it becomes the whole Triforce of Wisdom, which changes Nera to Nokama.* Nokama: I’m a princess! Lewa: I’m confused. Uli: I’m pregnant! Lewa: Who are you?! Lhikan: Now we must leave Nokama in this empty basement while we go save the world. Nokama: Will I be safe? Lhikan: … Yes. Nokama: I totally trust you! Lhikan: Now let us go, Lewa. Lewa: Whatever you say, Kingy. Nokama: Bye, my love! Lewa: What? Nokama: Bye… my… Lewa? Lewa: … Bye, my Nokama? Nokama, sighs happily: Take care. *Lhikan teleports back up as Lewa goes up the stairs.* Lewa: Why are you quick-warping? Lhikan: Because I’m rich! Walking is for poor people! Lewa: Okay. Bye again, Nokama. Nokama: Bye again, my love. *Back on the surface world* KORL: Now we have to go through two more temples to awaken the sages and restore power to the Master Sword. Lewa: How hard can that be? *2 temples and some random sidequests later…* Lewa: That was annoying! Now what?! KORL: We must go back to Metru Nui! Lewa: Good. KORL: But first we need the Triforce of Courage! Lewa: Okay, that’ll be easy! *a super long time later…* Lewa: Okay, I got these stupid Triforce charts. Can we find the Triforce of Courage now? KORL: No! Now we must get them deciphered! Lewa: By who? Tingle: Ti-iiiiiiiiinnnnnnngllllle!!! Lewa: Aw, darn it!! *one spent fortune later.* Lewa: Now what? KORL: Go find the pieces of the Triforce! Lewa: Wait, you mean this isn’t like some giant map? KORL: Nope. When the Hero of Time left, he broke the Triforce into eight convenient pieces. Lewa: I hate you, Hero of Time! I hope when you got back to your own time, that you broke the Triforce just by being there and made Antroz get the Triforce of Power as a divine prank! *one month later…* Lewa: I got it all! Now can we go!? KORL: Yes! Lewa: Finally! *Later still in Metru Nui…* Lhikan: Oh, no, Antroz broke in here and kidnapped Nokama after we left her here defenseless and alone in this easily accessible basement! Lewa: What are the odds of that?! *In Nokama’s room…* Antroz: It’s taking a long time for Lewa to get in here. While I’m waiting, how about I see what Nokama’s dreaming about? *Insert some random Toa Nokama X Toa Lewa pairing montage with some stupid romance song of your choosing.* Antroz: No! Take it away, take it away! My mind has been ruined forever! Tuyet: Aw, come on, sweetie pie, it couldn’t have been all that bad. Antroz: Then why don’t YOU take a look?! Lewa: Antroz!! Antroz: I’ve been waiting for you, Hero! You definitely are the Hero of Time reincarnated. I wouldn’t have expected less. Lewa: Enough talk, fight now! Antroz: Fine! *Antroz throws a cloak over himself, and then suddenly these long, sharp claws break forth, and soon there is a giant dragon puppet towering before him.* Puppet Antroz: I got me strings to make me move. Lewa, screams: A PUPPET!! *Lewa takes out his fire arrows and sets the thing on fire, causing it to die a terrible terrible death.* Antroz: You fool! You’ve ruined my dreams of opening a puppet theater when I retire! Well, if that’s how you’re going to play, fine! I’ll just take the obsessed girl with me! Tuyet: Wait for me, sugar! Lewa: You won’t sneak-pass by me that easily, puppet boy! *Later on top of the tower…* Antroz: My kind has been through a lot of pain and suffering over the years. Chancellor Teridax, Sorceror Mutran, so many more have met terrible fates at the hands of Toa! Now I am going to take back what is mine! Lewa: Huh? Antroz: Surprise backhand! *Antroz back-hands Lewa, knocking the sword out of his hand (which plunges into the ground about 2 inches away from the unconscious Nokama), knocking him unconscious, and allowing Antroz to grab his arm.* Antroz: O Powerful Triforce, come to me! *The crests on Antroz, Lewa, and Nokama’s hands glow, and the Triforce itself appears before Antroz.* Antroz: I want you to make me king! *Before Antroz can go touch it, Lhikan touches it first.* Lhikan: He who touches the Triforce gets his wish granted. That is what you said, is it not, Antroz? Tuyet, gasp: Then… that means… Antroz is no match for THE KING. Lhikan: I wish for hope and future for these young ones! And may you, me, and Tuyet drown with Metru Nui… Tuyet: Say what? *Antroz sounds like he’s crying at first, but turns out he’s laughing? Why? Probably because he lost his mind… or what was left of it. Around that time, Nokama and Lewa wake up.* Tuyet: Uh… I’m not the only one who heard that, right? Antroz: Fine! Be that way! Go ahead and waste your wish! I’ll show you what it’s worth! Lewa: Surprise Sword attack! Antroz: What?! *Lewa sneaks up on Antroz and… turns him into the new Pedestal of Time.* Antroz: Not… again… *Antroz falls to his knees, groaning in agony.* Antroz: The ambulance… it is coming… *At that moment, Antroz turns to stone with the sword still lodged in his head.* Tuyet: Now what will I do with my life without someone to adore me?! Lhikan: You have lost, Tuyet. Tuyet: NOOOOO!! Lhikan: I have been bound to this kingdom for centuries, much like Antroz… As my punishment for being a terrible ruler, I will now drown myself with my kingdom. Nokama: No! You can come with us! No one has to know about how terrible of a ruler you are! Lhikan: I must. *Before Lewa and Nokama could protest, they each become a bubble boy and bubble girl and float back up to the surface as the remnants of Metru Nui become flooded. Lewa reaches out to Lhikan, and Lhikan reaches out back, but Lewa is swept away and soon Lhikan and Tuyet fade away.* *Lewa and Nokama (who is Nera again??) awaken out at sea, to find Nera’s pirate crew and ship waiting for them.* Nera: Darn it! I was hoping we’d get marooned on a deserted island together! Lewa: The what? Nera: I mean… hooray, we’re saved. Lewa: Oh, yeah, we are. So what do we do after this? Nera: You could take me out. Lewa: What? Nera: Out… to sea… to find a new land. Lewa: Oh. That’s a good idea. He did say something about wanting us to be the future. Nera: Wherever we go, destiny will decide. Idris: Big Brother! Lewa: Shut up, Idris! No one likes you!

Hands down the other four Toa Hagah. They needed to be made into sets. And I would like to hope they'd be like the Toa Iruini and Norik sets specifically versus the Inika build. Then probably Toa Nidhiki as well, possibly closer to looking like Lhikan just because it makes sense in my head-canon. Toa Nikala is another I'd like to see since we never really got a Toa of Lightning as a set and plus it also just makes sense to me to have her with Lesovikk. I'm worried about if they did make an Artakha set, if it would end up being all weird like Karzahni. I think there were people who didn't like the Karzahni set because it sort of "killed" the idea they had of this ebony-bronze armored tyrant who is essentially the nightmare of all Matoran. I can see where they're coming from, so I understand their fear that an Artakha set would kind of take away that feeling of him as well. So what I am saying is that if they did make one, I'm hoping he's closer to how he's described in the serials versus something that doesn't fit said description and then somewhere in the storyline something happens like with Karzahni. So I'm hoping for a silverish-green armored titan with an awesome-looking mask and who looks like he's no one to be messed with. And yet, I fear that wouldn't happen in such a way.

More of a director's cut from chapter 11 of the original story, here is an expanded version of the story of how Lewa gets the Stone Mask. The Stone Mask *Having gone through the Snowhead Temple, Lewa was ready to progress through his quest in trying to save Alma Nui from certain doom. He already took care of the temples in the south and north, so all that was left were the ones in the east and west. He decided to go for the one in the Great Bay, but there was a slight problem…*Tatl: Lewa, you dimwit, you flew in the wrong direction.Natalie: Yeah, the strategy guide didn't say anything about a canyon. Well, not yet anyway.Lewa: I'm sorry, I get dyslexic sometimes! I don't know the difference between my east and west!Natalie: Then boy, do I feel sorry for you. Tatl: No kidding. It’s a surprise you can find your way anywhere.Lewa: Don’t laugh at me! Hey, what's that over there? *Lewa apparently sees something over by a pile of rocks that were arranged in a circle. And yet, there was nothing there.*Tatl: It's a pile of rocks.Lewa: No, there’s something else there, I know there is… *Lewa takes out his Lens of Truth and takes a look over at the rock pile through it. Sure enough, there really was something there! Or rather, someone.* Lewa: Hey, there's some guy there.Tatl: Are you kidding me? How did you know that without even having the Lens of Truth on?? Natalie: He probably cheated. *she promptly shuts the strategy guide and hides it in her bag.*Lewa: Hey, invisible guy, what are you doing here?Guard: Egads! Can you see me?Lewa: Uh, yeah. How else would I be talking to you?Guard: Well, it's no matter, no one knows I exist.Lewa: If you weren't invisible, then people could quick-chat with you. Maybe hang around with you.Guard: It doesn’t even matter. I’m stuck being invisible, and I don’t know how it even happened! If only I had something to drink.Lewa: Like this? *He takes out a red potion and hands it over to the guard.*Guard: Thanks, I'm parched. *The guard takes a big drink and little by little, he slowly becomes more visible as if by magic.*Tatl: O_O Wow, he wasn't kidding then.Natalie: It's Nintendo logic.Chuggaaconroy: Hey, that's my line.Natalie: I'm older than you, so respect me, little one. *devious laugh.*Chuggaaconroy: Yes, ma'am. *walks away sadly.*Guard: All right! I’m visible again! I’m free to do whatever I want! I’m free to run around and annoy people so they can punch me in the face! Tatl: Uh… sure, whatever makes you happy. Guard: Here's a gift for you. *And thus Lewa got the Stone mask.*Lewa: Aw, it's ugly!Guard: Yes, but it's so ugly that no one can see you. It makes you invisible.Lewa: That doesn't make sense. Guard: I don’t care, I’m going to go run off a mountain and try to fly now! *The guard runs away with his arms in front of him like he’s a super hero. He even makes these “ZOOOOOM!” noises as he runs away. Yeah, he’s definitely got problems…*Natalie: It's Nintendo logic, it doesn't have to make sense! That's the beauty of it!Tatl: Let's just go to the Great Bay this time, and not the Canyon.Lewa: Okay, Navi.Tatl: It's Tatl!Lewa: No thanks, I'll just have mine over easy. *After that strange little detour, Lewa and his other two members in his party head off for the Great Bay, this time for real.*

Yeah, I was kind of going off of other members' reactions to Spiriah and Trinuma from the old forums. Like how one of them asked "Where's Spiriah? Is he behind that jumble of pieces?" was inspiration for both this and for Spiriah in general. And yes, speaking of the old forums, Axonn was always Swartzenegger, everything he said and did was mostly based off him. I kind of wished they delved into that a little more, I thought it was a cool story point and I wished they'd expanded on it more, but alas it did not happen. And that's just how I make them, Miserix is a Joker wannabe and Bitil is depressed all the time. The downside of 2008 was the lack of character depth for the Makuta, they could have had such potential, but oh well. I'll do the character expanding here. Well, here's another one then. This one I have been looking forward to writing for the longest time. As such, I think this one is now the longest one at this point in time. Hydraxon: She vanished mysteriously in the coldest night anyone could remember without a trace. But was this really the last anyone would see of Toa Tuyet, or could she still have been out there? Tonight we continue looking into the case of the sadistic murderer known as Toa Tuyet. I’m your host Hydraxon and I hate shellfish. Join me, and you might be able to help me solve a mystery. *insert “Bionicle: Unsolved Mysteries” title sequence.* Hydraxon: Upon her apprehension, Toa Tuyet was imprisoned in the Coliseum of Metru Nui to await further trail. However, she was mysteriously spirited away by the being known as Botar to a prison where only the worst of the worst dwelled. I should know as I also serve as its jailer. However, very few knew exactly what happened to her and it remained a mystery to everyone. Lhikan, voted world’s best hero ever Lhikan: There was absolutely no chance of redemption for her. I eagerly awaited her fate. I was shocked when I was told she was gone and there was nothing but a bunch of CDs from some Britney Spears character left. Nidhiki, REALLY hates creepy crawliesNidhiki: Honestly I don’t get why people hate on Britney Spears. Between you and me, I personally like her music and think she’s kinda cute… wait, this going on live isn’t it?? Stop filming me!! Naho, shy little bookworm Naho: Tuyet was always kind of pushy and mean at times. I actually question how she became a Toa. She didn’t really care about the Matoran, nor did she really do her job with enthusiasm as Lhikan and I did. Archived Footage Naho: Um, hello? Tuyet? Tuyet: What is it, sugar? Naho: The Vahki have reported a disturbance in the lower sector. I think we ought to scurry on over there. Tuyet: Look, hun, I think you can handle it on your own just fine. Naho: But, well, that’s not what I mean. Tuyet, giggles: Stop worring so much there, darlin’ or else you’re gonna make yourself more tighter than a porcupine. Naho: Ugh… End Footage Naho: It also made me uncomfortable whenever she referred to me as “sugar” or “darling” or anything of the sort, as if she was indicating we were close friends. Honestly, we were never that close. If anything, I wished I could get as far away from her as possible. Nidhiki, lover of Britney Spears Nidhiki: Hey, don’t think I'm not aware of what you’re saying right now! Quit fooling around! As for Tuyet… I don’t know if she liked me or not for sure. I mean, she would always back me into a corner and look at me with a sly look in her eyes. She would also sometimes say things like, “Sugar, someday I’m gonna just kiss you without a sound.” But that doesn’t necessarily mean she has a thing for me, right? Greg Farshtey, Writer of Bionicle lore, Ninjago, Hero Factory, and esteemed Lego employee Greg: For the record I would like to make it very clear that romance in Bionicle is non-canon and not at all possible. So to say that Toa Tuyet had feelings for Toa Nidhiki would be false and not true to the actual Bionicle story. Lhikan Lhikan: I wasn’t sad to see her go. I honestly don’t know her anymore. If I ever see her again, it would be too soon. Hydraxon: Shorty after being taken from Metru Nui, she was dropped into the prison known only as The Pit, where she was sentenced to spend the rest of her days… Although in a turn of events, it seems there is still more to this story. Upon further investigation, it was discovered Toa Tuyet wasn’t taken directly to The Pit. Helryx, Leader of the Order of Mata Nui Helryx: I gave Botar specific instructions to inform her exactly about what she had done and about the power she held. The Nui Stone is a very powerful and dangerous object, and that no good little Southern Belle had the nerve to try and take it for her own. Apparently when Toa Lhikan broke it, shards of it were embedded in her armor, and that just made her even more of a risk to keep around. Botar, refuses to give interviews Botar: … Trinuma, crazed Viking Warrior Trinuma: Personally, the whole thing was just absurd. I just wanted to do something funny with her voice box. But our leader wanted to have her studied. At the same time, though, we still needed to do something about what would happen if anyone knew she was missing. Hydraxon: The Order wished to examine Tuyet and the shard embedded in her armor with the secret desire to possibly produce more. In order to do that, Tuyet had to be isolated away and no one outside the order could ever know. At that point, a Tuyet from an alternate universe was plucked out and placed in the main dimension’s Tuyet, even having false shards embedded in her armor. For the next 1,500 years, the real Tuyet would remain as a test subject in an alternate universe where there were no Toa, as to avoid making her even more of a risk factor. Meanwhile, the decoy would take her spot so no one would ever know she was missing. Trinuma Trinuma: Simply put: If everyone thought Tuyet was locked in The Pit, no one would question it. And then we could get our research done. She was guarded by our immovable guards either way. Hydraxon: A statement that would later be proven false. What would happen to the decoy Tuyet was another question. While she was meant to stay put where she was, things did not go as planned. It was on that day a horrific event took place, one that I think that everyone knew where they were when it happened. I myself was in the Pit where many criminals took advantage of the chaos and escaped. Unfortunately, I was attacked from behind and fell unconscious for a very long time, thus having no further recollection of events. Nocturn, not very bright Nocturn: Nocturn saw Hydraxon die. Nocturn not sure why being interviews for stupid show hosted by Hydraxon. Nocturn also saw pretty lady escaping from cell, but Nocturn not sure what she doing. Nocturn hear sayings that she try to help Hydraxon. Nocturn thinks she stupid if that what she doing! Then also hear she escaping like rest of us. But poor pretty lady did not make it out alive. Nocturn thought she very pretty. Nocturn also thought pretty lady had voice like sweet butter on summer day. Hydraxon: Uh…? Hmm… From then on it was assumed Tuyet was killed for good. Whatever the intentions of this decoy, whether it be escaping for her own nefarious deeds or to serve on the side of justice, we may never fully know. Sadly, this fallen Toa wouldn’t be able to have a final resting place. Matoro, reluctant hero Matoro: I honestly hate this mask power. Know what it does? It reanimates the dead. When Makuta was trying to take me under his wing, he wanted me to bring back Toa Tuyet so he would use the Staff of Artakha to fix the Nui Stone. He got it from this really big moron who was wearing Makuta’s mask. Not sure how Makuta felt about it. The fun didn’t stop there, however. Oh, no, it got worse. It turned out Karzahni followed us there, and he also brought along his little helper elves and some lunk who had a mask like Hahli. Makuta got into a huge fight with Karzahni, and while it might sound like the match of the century, it wasn’t fun when I got involved. Upon getting attacked, I… kind of slipped up on the whole Zombie Tuyet thing. Karzahni then killed Zombie Tuyet. I wanted to get out of there, if I can be honest. Takanuva, hero for hire Takanuva: Like, I know it doesn’t really deal with the whole “main dimension” Tuyet, but I met an alternate version of her in another universe. I got sent around this dimensional voyage all because of that dumb head Brutaka, GOSH! I met this version of Tuyet who was still alive and ruled this empire with Nidhiki. She had Lhikan’s Hau displayed on a mantle like a trophy, GOSH! I mean, what is wrong with her?! I went into tell her off, but then she started seducing me and telling me I was cute and whatever. Then she put on Brutaka’s mask and said she was slipping into something more comfortable, but I thought it just made her look so stupid! She kept telling me she wanted me to be her king and we would rule forever. You know, at first I got annoyed by her accent and whatever, but then I figured she was kind of cute once you got past that. Unfortunately for her, I was already in the process of leaving, so like a total dumb head, she reached after me and begged me not to leave her. She got cut in half when the dimensional gate I opened closed on her. Why does this always happen to my love life? GOSH! Tuyet, obvious Ranamon wannabe Tuyet, evil giggle: I never really thought I would ever get out. But my patience paid off in the end. All I had to do was use my feminine charm on that guard, and just like almost every other guy I’ve met, he fell for me faster than an apple tree in a thunder storm! *squeals in delight* I mean, no one can resist the ‘lil cutie pie that is the one and only me! Hydraxon: It was on that day Order of Mata Nui member Trinuma was forced to eat his words. The guard Tuyet had spoken to, now wanting nothing more than her approval, helped her escape. Tuyet Tuyet: All he had to do was fake and explosion, and I was outta there faster than a cute ‘lil ol’ jackrabbit. I almost wish I could have seen the expression on that other guard’s face. I don’t think I wanted to see the expression on the face of the first guard, as I promised him a date. Well, you win some, you lose some. He lost while I won! It was so fantastic! It took me a long time, but I finally made it back home. And let me tell you, that ol’ dump had seen better days! I’ll admit, it did bring me down to hear Lhikan and Nidhiki were killed by that rusty ol’ fat guy in the dirty mask… *squeals in disgust* I don’t miss Naho, though. The ‘lil darlin’ was just no fun! Hydraxon: Tuyet questioned the inhabitants of Metru Nui as to the state of the universe following the hostile takeover orchestrated by Makuta Teridax. She then hatched a plan of her own for her own dastardly agenda. Tuyet Tuyet: I did not want to keep my adorin’ fans a-waitin’ for me. Lucky that all that time I was gone, the Nui Stone was fully recharged and ready to go! So my message for Makuta Teridax? *Tuyet gets up, does some twirls, and makes a cute pose* Tuyet: I’m comin’ for you, sugar! Hydraxon: What exactly would Tuyet’s challenge to Teridax be? More importantly, how believable was her escape? All that and more later on. Next up, we take a look into the murder of Makuta Kojol, plus a small string of murders that followed. Coincidence or planned? Later, who is the being known only as Artakha? All that and more coming up next.

Groose isn't bad. I mean, it could've been worse. He could have been Mido. And no one likes him. At least, to my knowledge I don't know many who like Mido. All he does is stop you and tell you bad things and lies. Anyway, chapter 4 because I feel like it today. *After confronting Matau and his gang for information and failing, Lewa and Nokama stood by and watched as they dastardly gang flew away on their Loftwings.*Nokama: I hate to say it, Lewa, but I’m beginning to suspect those blockheads had something to do with your Loftwing’s disappearance.Lewa: Blockheads? But they look nothing like the Blockheads in Gumby! Those guys were funny…Nokama: Lewa, those guys aren’t going to help you find your bird, so we’d better start searching. I’ll fly around Skyloft and see if I can spot a trace of your bird. Father said he’d talk to Professor Lesovikk about delaying the start of the Wing Festival, so there’s plenty of time.Lewa: Can we please stop say-mentioning the ceremony every five minutes? Never mind. So what should I do?*Lewa’s question goes unanswered as Nokama jumps off the ledge (SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!), lands on her Loftwing, and flies away… I need to remember that. Without any sort of direction, Lewa starts walking away.**Lewa then resorts to asking random townspeople what to do.*Tahu: What if it snowed in San Francisco?Lewa: Uh… I don’t know what a San Francisco is, weird-freak. I’ll go and ask someone else now…Gali: What is it, Lewa? You seem to be in a hurry?Lewa: I am. Roller-coaster hair did something to my bird and now I can’t find him! Have you seen him?Gali: I’m sorry, I haven’t. Have you checked the Statue of the Goddess?Lewa: Well, I was just there and all. I almost died there, too. Gali: No, I mean go up there and check from the statue. You’ll have a good view of the whole town from there.Lewa: Oh. That makes sense. Well, see you later.*Lewa starts heading for the statue when Jaller calls out to him.*Jaller: Hey, Lewa! Over here! I have some information about your Loftwing.Lewa: Well, I got nothing else to lose. *So he heads over to Jaller, just outside of the Knight Academy with Matoro looking rather nervous.*Jaller: I was just looking for you.Lewa: Okay… Jaller: I heard your Loftwing was missing, so I thought I’d join in the search.Lewa: Yeah, because I told you. Jaller: Get this: When I asked Matoro if he knew anything, he started acting weird. Well, weirder than usual.Matoro: Oh, I’m sorry… I wanted to tell you, Lewa, but if I did, then Matau…Jaller: Sounds like Matau forced him to keep quiet about it. Go on. Tell me more, tell me more--Lewa: Please… don’t finish that. I don’t like musicals.Matoro: Just a while ago, I was cleaning the mess hall… which doesn’t make sense. That’s when Matau and his cronies came in. They didn’t notice me, and that’s when they started talking about a plan to hide your Loftwing. I wanted to warn you, but as I was going to sneak away, Matau and his gang grabbed me. They said if I told you, they’d make sure I’d never walk again!Lewa: Whoa… that’s just plain wrong. Jaller: It sounds like Matau and his buddies planned to capture and hide your bird near a waterfall. There’s only one waterfall around here.Lewa: And I still question where all the water is falling to.Matoro: Forgive me, Lewa. I can’t help being such a coward.Lewa: Hey, hey, don’t get all huff-worked about it. Jaller: One more thing, Lewa… If you’re going to the waterfall, you’d better be careful. There’s some creepy, crawly stuff over there. Like spiders. And bats. And weird mutant blob things. You’ll need to carry a sword with you.Lewa: Oh, good… so can I have one?Jaller: Don’t look at me. I think I saw the Knight Commander in the Sparring Hall. Maybe he can help you.Lewa: All right. Hey, we’re already in front of it.Jaller, turns around: And so we are…*Lewa goes inside and sees a white-clad Toa standing there like there wasn’t a care in the world… weird.*Kualus: Oh, hey, Lewa. Still want to get in some sword practice before the ceremony, I see. Well, good on you. But you don’t have a sword…Lewa: Yes… can I get one?Kualus: Sure. I keep one locked up in a trunk in the cheese grater room.Lewa: Why do you lock up swords? Wait, why do you have a cheese grater room? Wait, when have you been love-obsessed with cheese?Kualus: … I’m paranoid… I can never find a cheese grater when I need one… I just love cheese. The taste of it. The smell of it. The…Lewa: You’ve made your point. Why is almost everyone a weird-freak?*Lewa goes into the cheese grater room, opens a chest, and he gets the watermelon.*Lewa: Uh… what?Kualus: Oh, sorry, try the other trunk.Lewa: This watermelon better not come back to haunt me in another life.*Lewa looks over and spots another chest. He opens that one and he gets the practice sword. Not to be confused with the pretend sword that-- never mind.**After doing some practicing with the sword to be more familiar, Lewa starts to set off to find his Loftwing. At first, Kualus tried to stop him until Lewa explained why he needed the sword. In which case, Kualus let him borrow the sword, just as long as he didn’t go crazy with it or anything…**Lewa starts running through the grass while slashing the sword back and forth.*Lewa: I am lawn mower man!!*After a while, Lewa goes over to the waterfall, spotting a cave which has been conveniently blocked off… Who could have done this…? Anyways, Lewa then senses his Loftwing, crying out for help. Wasting no time, Lewa slashed his way into the cave and starts going through the boring mini-dungeon no one probably remembers. After doing this, he eventually makes his way underneath the waterfall. There, he meets up again with Nokama.*Nokama: Hey! Lewa, over here!*Lewa looks to see Nokama and her bird landing. After dismounting, Nokama runs over to Lewa.*Nokama: I was hoping to find you here.Lewa: Wait… what? How would you even…? Never mind.Nokama: I heard you were searching for your bird around the waterfall, so I thought I’d help you look.Lewa: News travels fast… Nokama: How’s your search going? Any sign of your Loftwing?Lewa: No… does sensing him count?Nokama: Well, let’s not lose hope just yet. There’s a place up ahead where Matau and his minions are always hanging out at.Lewa: So they hang out in a cave? They really are strange.*As soon as they finished talking, Nokama heard a lovely, almost musical tone ringing in her ears. She turned around, looking around for it.*Nokama: Huh…? Who’s that? Who’s calling for me?Lewa: Um, Nokama? Something wrong?Nokama: Oh, sorry, Lewa. I got distracted for a moment. Let’s go!*They make their way up the spiraling mountain-like terrain (No, I’m not referencing another game!) until they eventually find a boarded up chasm and a very distressed Crimson Loftwing crying out for help. Lewa made his way over there and cut the bonds keeping the boards together, thereby releasing the imprisoned bird. Lewa’s Crimson Loftwing walked out and spread its wings, letting out a gleeful cry. It then flapped its wings a few times before soaring into the sky after wishing to be free.*Nokama: We should hurry. Now that your Loftwing is free, we should head over to the ceremony.Lewa: Next person who mentions the ceremony…!*That’s when Nokama hears the same musical tone as before, this time somewhat louder.*Nokama: Lewa? I heard this voice moments ago… did you hear it, too?Lewa: No. I don’t hear voices in my head. I’m not like Gaaki.*Someplace else…*Gaaki: Everything… I can hear… everything they were thinking!!!*Back with Lewa and Nokama.*Nokama: It’s been happening a lot to me lately. It’s the strangest feeling. It’s almost as if someone is calling out to me.Lewa: I wouldn’t really know much about that.Nokama: Have you ever wondered what’s beneath the clouds?Lewa: You’re not turning into Tahu, are you?? Because I don’t know what a San Francisco is!Nokama: No, not like that. Some say it’s an empty, barren place. Others say there’s absolutely nothing down there. I think they’re wrong. Some of father’s old texts talk about a place called the surface.Lewa: Is that where San Francisco is?Nokama: The old tales describe a whole world under there, far more vast than Skyloft. Thing is no one has even seen what’s down there, and the Loftwings have never flown beyond the cloud barrier. But I can’t help but imagine the wild things that might wait below. Someday I want to see it for myself. Oh, sorry, Lewa, we don’t have time to talk. Let’s go! Just leap off and call your bird.Lewa: You won’t shove-push me, will you?Nokama: No, not this time.Lewa, suspecting: Okay. *Lewa slowly makes his way over to the ledge, looking back over to see if Nokama was following him. He then jumped off the ledge, whistled for his bird, and sure enough, he came and caught him. Nokama jumped after him and called for her bird as well. Together, they went and flew off to the plaza.*

Seen? As in I saw the set right in front of me but didn't necessarily have it in my possession? Probably Lewa, Gali, Onua, and Pohatu. I first saw them at a store and they had those four sets out in front. Tahu and Kopaka were the most popular ones and so they were always sold out. But those four are tied as being the first ones I ever saw. As for seeing it completed in front of me, that'd be Onua, since he was the one I bought first.

Episode 5: One night in the nameless restaurant *at some fancy 5-star restaurant…* Teridax, with Gorast clinging on him: Well, here we are everyone not including Krika and Icarax: The Restaurant that has no name!Bitil: I think I’ve been there before.Teridax: Then you should have no trouble.Norenka: How can you afford all of this?Teridax: Well… let’s just say I’m so rich, that I make Roodaka look like a drunken hobo.Vamprah: Atheron: Burn.Teridax: Yeah, the only thing was that up until today, I never thought about sharing my wealth with anyone. Chirox: I don’t even know you anymore!Teridax: Well, for tonight, that all changes. Tonight, we eat like there’s no tomorrow!Gorast: *screams* There’s no tomorrow, I’m going to die!!! *holds Teridax tighter.*Teridax: See, she’s got the right idea. Antroz: Let us all go stuff our faces with merriment and food!Vamprah: *they all enter, Teridax gets them tables and a booth, and they all sit down.*Antroz: Will you not sit down with us?Teridax: I can’t fit in the booth. Chirox: Well, why not?Mutran: See, I knew you shouldn’t have gone off that diet. You were doing fine until--Teridax: No, basketcase, Gorast is clinging onto me, making it hard for me to sit down, stand up, walk, run, breath, and live.Mutran: Then dump the chick and sit down!Teridax: … I can’t do that to her. She and Bitil are like my most loyal minions out of all of you. Krika and Icarax are probably my worst minions out of all of you. Icarax is a jealous creep, and what do I need to say about Krika?Chriox: Fine, we’ll make room. *kicks Mutran out.* There, now sit. *Teridax sits down, with some difficulty.*Teridax: There, that should do it. *Gorast sits next to him, snuggling closer to him.* You must be really cold to want to be wrapping yourself around me for so long.Gorast: You don’t know the half of it.*at Table #5*Bitil: I think I’ll get the lobster… 5 of them.Mutran, sitting with him: The soup is over $30! Bitil: Well, just don’t get too out of line, Mutran, or else you could end up like Icarax.Mutran: But I’m not some jealous, conceited creep who goes around smashing things.Vamprah: (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Bitil: I hear you, pal.*at Table #8.*Norenka: I’m really enjoying this moment.Atheron: As am I. I’ve always waited for this moment.Norenka: We can finally be alone, no one to bother us!*since this might get boring, I’m going to go back over to the booth.*Teridax: Eating 17 bowls of spaghetti: This is good.All: Gorast: Mutran: He really should get back on that diet.Bitil: Shut up!Chirox: I don’t know which head to look at. I’m afraid.Antroz: Well, Gorast is kinda cute, but Teridax haunts my dreams. This, and that video, only makes it worst.Teridax: Oh, yeah!!All Makuta (minus Atheron, Norenka, Gorast): Oh, no.Krika, breaks down the wall: No need to fear, I’m here!Gorast: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!Krika: Here comes me!! *he starts to destroy tables and burn the restaurant.*Icarax: Hey!All Makuta: *fire weapons at him.*Icarax, seemingly unharmed: Did you miss me? *he drinks some water, but it leaks through the holes in his body.* I guess not! *antidermis leaking out.* I’m feeling all lightheaded now… I’m coming, Melissa! *falls over.*Mutran: That was easy. But what about Krika?!Antroz: Augh, this is almost as bad as that time I was on the Rachael Ray show! I knew it would come back to haunt me!Krika: This whole place is on fire!!Norenka: Yeah, because you set it on fire!Krika: These fumes are deadly, I must give you mouth-to-mouth resperatficationunun! *he runs over to her, but Atheron blasts him with his double-bladed staff.*Atheron: Kiss her, and you shall die… Krika: You sure got a mean left hook. But my work isn't done yet!Teridax: Well, this is sad. This place has only appeared in two of Lord of shadows’ comedies, and now it’s gone. Bitil: Where’s the fire extinguisher when you need one?!*everyone turns to see Krika wearing the extinguisher as a jet pack.*Krika, rips off his pants: Here comes me!! *he activates the extinguisher, and to everyone’s surprise, Krika takes off into the sky, breaking through the ceiling and flying away into the night.*Teridax, eerily calm: Okay, I’m not mad. None of you did anything to me, it was Icarax and Krika once again. I will treat you all again, only I will make sure these two boneheads don’t interfere. Yes… Gorast: Do you need a hug?Teridax: Yes, I do. Hugs make things better. Please, Gorast… *Gorast squeals and hugs him, never letting go.*Mutran: For sure I thought he’s explode.Chirox: Yes, but let’s not question it, just go with it.Teridax, calm: Come, my family, let us go home to enjoy the rest of our night. Let us leave Icarax’s body behind as we will not need it. *they all leave the ruins, returning to their home on Destral.* Kojol: Whoa... What in blazes happened here? I guess it's easy to tell Teridax was here. Oh, well. Icarax: Hey, wait a minute, Mr. Postman, don't you have a letter for me? Kojol: Oh, how much I missed you, Icarax... *Kojol delivers a powerful kick to Icarax's face, sending him flying back many feet.* Kojol: And by "missed," I mean I hate you and I wish I could never see you again.

Episode 4: Teridax Strikes back! *Somewhere on Destral...* Antroz: Okay, we’re almost done here! We have to hurry if we want to live!Chirox: Hey, they’re actually showing this on Ask Roodaka! *laughing* This show is so funny!Antroz: I got it! Chirox, keep watching and let us know if anything happens!Chirox: Got it, Antroz.Antroz: Okay, so how’s everyone doing?Bitil: The basement’s clean.Mutran: Attic’s fine.Gorast: Music and party junk all put away.Vamprah: Antroz: Excellent! At this rate, we should all be fine!Norenka :Okay, the back yard is all cleaned up.Atheron: Same with the front yard. I even got the mail!Antroz: Did my magazine come in?Atheron: No, it didn’t, it’s nothing but bills, death threats, scams, and a bunch of other things.Antroz, sighs: Same old, same old stuff. Why can’t I ever get something I want?!Mutran: Well, whatever you do, don’t go breaking hearts anywhere. Look at Teridax.Gorast: He’s in danger of dying!!Mutran: Exactly. Bitil: Honestly, what's so great about Roodaka anyway? Mutran: I don't know. I'll have to analyze it on the computer.Krika: I’m the prettiest girl at the Harvest Moon Ball! *running around in a dress.*Bitil: My eyes! They’re on fire!!Vamprah: Chriox: They’re thrashing Teridax!Gorast: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? *she jumps onto the couch right next to Chriox to see everyone firing their weapons at Teridax.*Chirox: This doesn’t look good…Gorast: Atheron: Well, if he survives this, at least he’ll be home were we all love him, right?Gorast, crying: YES!!!Atheron: But… if he dies, then we can all kiss our jobs good-bye. In this case, if is bad. Bitil: Quick, we need to lock Krika up before he does something bad!Krika: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! If you’re happy and you know it, then your face will really show it. If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! *Atheron and Mutran grab him and then throw him into the slammer.*Antroz: Okay, are we done now?Mutran: Yeah, just about. When Teridax comes back, we have to act natural. *Gorast knocks his head off.*Mutran’s head: Hey, what was that for?!Gorast: You said to act natural. I’m naturally malicious to you. Mutran: Hurtful. You are so hurtful. Antroz: Ah, pipe down, you two. You're always fighting like some married couple. Mutran and Gorast (slightly embarrassed): SHUT UP!Chirox: Well, it might be awhile. Teridax is rolling downhill from L.A. in a trash can and heading right this way.Icarax, breaks in/out of breath: I made it!Mutran, with his head on his body: Yeah, barely. Teridax was right behind you all the way, I bet.Icarax: Darn right! You know how hard it is to outrun a trash can going at full speed down a hill while it had a head start? Not very easy!Gorast: Well, you deserve it for how you treated our beloved, powerful, brilliant… handsome… attractive… charming… dreamy… erm, noble leader!Icarax: Yeah, well, he shouldn't be running this place anyway. I just wanted first row seats to see if he died. Chirox: Well, obviously, you realize he's not dead. And he's on his way right now. And he's going to remember that you were present and just sat there and watched him get pummeled. And when he does, you're really going to be in for it.Icaax: Uh. Oh. *loud crash outside.*Teridax, walks in: I was strolling through the gas one day… Gorast: Teridax!!! *she runs over to him and embraces him*Teridax: Uh, huhuhuh… I love you…Gorast: I love you, too!!!Teridax: If I were some guy from Brooklyn, then I’d have a Brooklyn accent. Mutran: He’s speaking gibberish!Icarax: Yes, we can see that.Gorast: Teri, snap out of it! They’re making fun of us.Teridax: Huh? The last thing I remember was being burned and stuffed in a trash can and rolling. *looks at Gorast.* Why are you clinging on my body?Gorast: Because… I’m very cold.Teridax: Oh, okay, then cling away. Icarax!!Icarax: Aw, son of a me! Teridax: You’re going to pay dearly for your little stunt today! Not only did you ruin my vacation, but you had Roodaka turn against me and you had me roast ‘Frisco style in a trash can!Icarax: But that wasn't the case! They threatened me to come with them! They told me they'd do cruel and unusual things to me if I didn't go along!Teridax: You mean like what I'm about to do to you now? Too bad, you must die now! *he uses pretty much all 42 of his Kraata powers on him and then he beats him up while having Gorast clinging onto him like a Velcro midget.*Icarax, weakly: So… do you forgive me now?Teridax, sits on him: Now I do. *he tosses him into the slammer with Krika and leaves.*Antroz: So, are you alright?Teridax: Yes, I’m fine. Well, since the rest of you behaved much better than I expected you would, I’m going to treat you all.Chirox: Really?!Teridax: Yes, so enjoy this moment because I am feeling awkwardly generous today. I’m going to take you all out to eat!All Makuta: YAY!!!Vamprah: Gorast: Thank you, sweetie…Teridax: So, let us all go! Enjoy tonight because tomorrow I will not be feeling as kind and forgiving.

I'm going to admit... when I heard the archive was no more, I wasn't sure how to respond. Considering I'd been writing in the old comedies forum since February 2006 and a lot of work was on there... it felt like a big part of my life was just erased. I'm not blaming anyone for what happened, but since it did, it kind of left me a bit sad inside. And yet, there are some things in my old comedies that I kind of look back and say "What the heck was I thinking?" So in some ways, it's not bad that it's all gone because then people won't see how much of a dorky "loser" I was. At the same time, however, I know some people liked a lot of the things I made back then. A Day in the Life of Teridax is one of those comedies that I looked forward to writing every day because I had fun with the character and so did a lot of other people. It was one of my most popular things on the old BZPower, next to Ask Roodaka and The Shadowed One's Ridiculous Mission. As much as I would like to revive both of those, I can't... considering it would take me years of rewriting and feeble attempts at remembering everything that happened. Ask Roodaka would be the worst, seeing as it was written in 2006-2008, and it had over 100 combined chapters. I've found a way to bring back some of the first chapters of ADITLOT. The first 2 have already been posted. With that said, I don't know if people would like to see a revival of this. It isn't going to be the same, considering I have changed a bit and I can't remember every single thing that happened in there. Now, also not that I'm not going to alter these first chapters at all, meaning these will have been written by ShadowBionics age 15, who is a lot different than ShadowBionics age 20, and you are going to see why very soon if you have not already. Although I might just chop out some parts because... well, you might say I'm kind of ashamed of some of it because of how young and naive I was back in those days. So it might create somewhat of a plothole. Episode 3: Teridax leaves the Brotherhood!!! (Kinda) QUOTE(Bionicle all-Stars Brawl)Lariska and Roodaka: AAAAHHHHH!!!Brutaka: What all the screaming? We should be celebrating! *turns around.**We see Gadunka towering over Brutaka, holding our lovely ladies in cages. He slams them and roars*Brutaka: Holy Gadunka!Announcer: Ready?Brutaka: No!Announcer: GO!Brutaka: I don't know what to do!Lariska: Here's an idea: Free us!Roodaka: And do it fast!Brutaka: Okay, here goes everything. *he starts beating up the cages, but Gadunka fires squids at him* Roodaka: Watch out, he's armed!Teridax: This show got boring after a while. I don’t like it anymore, even though it has Roodaka in it… as well as me. *sighs.*Icarax: Still can’t find anything?Teridax: No.Gorast: Well, you still have about 45 minutes to go. Teridax: Aw, to Karzahni with this TV, we’re better off going to Six Flags!Gorast: But… don’t you remember what happened the last time we went to Six Flags? You know?Teridax: Yes, but this time Vezon won’t be there to annoy me, so there fore I will not cause any trouble.QUOTE(Crazy Siddy’s Import Game Emporium)Crazy Siddy: Crazy Siddy here with Crazy Siddy’s Import Emporium, southern continent’s video game paradise!!!! We have the most helpful staff you’ll find anywhere!Vezon, wearing get-up: I hate my job.Kid: How much is this game?Vezon: Get away from me!!Kid: Crazy Siddy: But don’t take my word for it!Mutran: Yeah, about a week ago, I bought a game from here. When I opened the case, there was no disk inside. There was nothing but sand… And when I went in to complain, Sidorak threw a Gamestation 3 at my head and landed me in the hospital.Crazy Siddy: Another satisfied customer! Come on down and check out all the crazy deals this week! Hallo 4! Fatal Fatality! Lego James Bond: The Game! Orange Pie-Man! Never-ending Fantasy 21! But wait! If you buy Lewa’s Airride for the Xii, you automatically get Line-Dance Craze Revolution: Techno Edition for the Xii for -$5.00! It features songs from many hit artists of today!Guy: Crazy, Crazy, Crazy Siddy! Crazycrazycrazycrazy Crazy Siddy!Crazy Siddy, Hanging from a Flagpole: Still Crazy!!Icarax: Hey, Mutran, I never knew you went there!Mutran: Yeah, I did. The service was terrible, and so are the games. I’m not ever going there again.Gorast, knocks his head off: Go fetch!Mutran’s head: You are malicious!Gorast: You are stupid… as well as ugly in my color scheme!Icarax: How do you do that?Gorast: Well, I’m a Lego girl in a Lego world. Life in plastic… is fantastic.Teridax: Ugh, I’ve had it with that song. Vezon made it worst by spoofing it!Mutran’s head: Hey, why don’t you take a vacation?Teridax: Of course, I never would have thought of that! Time away from all you psychotic nutcases is all I need to relax!Gorast, sadly: You mean… you’re leaving us?! Teridax, sadly: Well… sadly, I’m not supposed to leave you forever, otherwise I would have abandoned you all years ago. The union requires me to take only about a week maximum of vacation time. Icarax: So does that mean you’re going to be gone for a week?Teridax, sarcastic: No, it means I’m going to be going to Lollypop Land and having dinner with all of my closest friends. Icarax: Can I bring someone?? Teridax: Yes. Icarax: Really? Teridax: NOOO! Icarax: Teridax: Say... you know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Icarax: Going to Lollypop Land?? Teridax: No, that's a terrible idea. And you're still a moron. Icarax: *Some lengthy explaining later…*Teridax:… So that is why I will be going away for a week. My life too miserable and pathetic and I just can’t stand any one of you weirdos. Atheron: But then what are we supposed to do while you’re gone?Teridax: Hmm… Don’t know, don’t care. I’m leaving now. I will be calling you to see…Krika: If you’re sleeping are you dreaming, if you’re dreaming, are you dreaming of me?Teridax: No, but thanks anyway. I like that song… No, I’ll be calling you to check up on things every so often because I know that without me, you guys would be completely lost.Krika: I need to take off my pants for this job. *rips off pants, revealing his striped boxers.* Now I can think better!Teridax: Right. And this is exactly why I’m taking a vacation away from you all. Gorast: DON’T LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE!!!!Teridax: Relax, it’ll only be a week.Gorast: It’ll feel like a century!Teridax: What are you, my wife?Gorast: (under her breath) Maybe some day…Teridax: So, as long as bad things don’t happen… see you all in a week. *runs out, his bags packed.*Chirox: Wow, I’ve never seen him run that fast before.Antroz: Neither have I. Norenka: What’ll become of us now?Atheron: I’m here for you.Bitil: So am I, pretty lady.Atheron: Go get your own. Icarax: Hey, you all thinking what I’m thinking?All: no.Icarax: Wild party?!Vamprah: Icarax: See, he’s got the idea!Atheron: What if our leader finds out?! He’ll kill us!Icarax: If he finds out.Atheron: If is good. Icarax: It sure is… *somewhere in L.A.*Teridax: Ah… this is the life. Away from all those chaotic morons and all that stress. Too bad it’s only for a week… Stupid union, telling me I can only take one week per year. I wonder how everyone else is. Actually, no I don’t!*on Destral**Can’t get you out of my Head playing/ Makuta dancing.*Icarax: Yeah, this is the stuff right here! No boss, no rules, it’s all us, baby!Atheron: you got that right, pal!Vamprah: Antroz: I agree with you, Vamprah. *Before Icarax could go and "play DJ" for the party, Atheron and Nokrenka go ahead and halt him.* Icarax: What'd you do that for? Atheron: To save us from you and your music. Norenka: Besides, it's a party, so just mellow out. Icarax: Fine... *phone ringing.*Krika: Holy smokes, that phone is ringing! I better take off my pants so I can kill it! *he rips off his pants once more and runs over to the phone.* Chirox, answers: Hello?Krika: Hey, he was mine!Chirox: Leave me alone… and put some pants on.Teridax, over phone: How’s everything going?Chirox: Oh… um… everything’s fine. There’s no partying going on here.Teridax: Okay, good. If you ever need me for anything, please hesitate to call. *hangs up*Chirox: That was a close one, and he seems none the wiser. *loud explosion.* Oh, no, he knows!!!!Vezon: Freeze, suckers!Antroz: What in the world is going on?Roodaka: Alright, where is he?!Norenka: Who?Potu: You know who, your fearless leader Teridax!Mutran: He’s on vacation, and he won’t be back for another six days.Umbra: You’re not lying to us, are you?Gorast: No! He really left us all alone for a week!Vezon: Okay, your story checks out, but I still don’t trust you Maklooters.Vamprah: :(Norenka: Stop calling us Maklooters!Vezon: No, I won’t! I can call you all whatever I want to!Spiriah: If you call a Makuta whatever you want, it’ll be the last thing you ever do, you know.Takadox: He has you there, you little nutcase.Vezon: Fine, I’ll stop! But I’m still not happy.Icarax: Why are you here anyway?Roodaka: I'm sick and tired of Teridax toying with my emotions, and I wanted to get here as soon as possible so I could fill his life with misery and woe! Bitil: He says his life already has enough of that, which is why he took a vacation. Roodaka: We would have been here sooner if Brutaka hadn’t delayed us with his sudden reappearance. Brutaka: Well, I had enough of that place for over a week! I wanted out!Spiriah: So, where is our “fearless leader” at right now?Chirox: I think he’s in L.A. somewhere. Icarax: Spiriah! Long time no see! Spiriah: No, don't hurt me! Antroz: Why would we do that? We've been looking all over for you and waiting for your return. Spiriah: I don't believe what I'm hearing...Umbra: Then we must go and find him!Roodaka: Let’s go!Icarax: I’m going with you! I wouldn’t wanna miss this!Umbra: Fine. Come with us. *they all leave*Mutran: Wow, this was all very, very random. It was almost as random as Krika.Gorast: So… they’re going to go beat up Teridax?! Krika: Holy smokes, I must give this young lady mouth-to-mouth recesserification! *he runs over to her and starts making out with her.*Mutran: See what I mean? You fool, you don’t know what you’ve done.Krika, resumes: I think your husband is onto us.Gorast: *she literally tears Krika apart and throws him onto the floor.* HOW DARE YOU KISS ME!!!! And I will never love Mutran! Kojol: The high school yearbook says otherwise... Chirox: Who said that?! And why does it smell like hot dogs all of a sudden? *Kojol quickly leaves as to not be seen.* Mutran: Who cares? For once she’s mad and I still have my head. *Gorast knocks his head off.*Mutran’s head: I spoke too soon.Atheron: So should we worry about what happens to Teridax? I mean, when they go to beat him up, he’ll know we were doing something bad.Norenka: Oh, no, you’re right! We are so dead! Antroz: Or… maybe, we didn’t do any partying whatsoever!Vamprah: Antroz: Work with me here. We have to get rid of all of this and erase all evidence of what went on here. Teridax will remain ignorant of what happened and Icarax will be severely punished for his treachery while nothing happens to the rest of us!Mutran’s head: Then we’ll have to work fast if we want to keep our heads!Gorast: Speak for yourself, tall, thin, and headless. *Mutran’s body wandering aimlessly.* Bitil: Forget him, we need to work fast before he comes back.Norenka: You mean… if he gets back.Atheron: If is good.Norenka: They might beat him so badly, that he might not even be able to make it back.Mutran’s head: Let’s hope that happens. *just as Mutran’s body is about to get the head, Gorast kicks it away.*Gorast: Oops, clumsy me.

Glad to hear you like it. So far, it's shaping up pretty well. At least, from what I can see and what I'm planning with it. Hopefully I can write up a chapter 9 at least so I don't feel bad as I get closer to chapter 8. Lesovikk was himself in TD, he wasn't playing the part of any certain character. He's there because Nikala was there, and because I ship them in my head-canon, I had him in there. Although now that means Nikala ought to appear somehow here. And yes, I am. Right now, it only exists as an abridged script. I had a poll/survey between here and this other place on which one to do next. The other place had 3 people who wanted Wind Waker, but BZPower had more people who wanted Skyward Sword. So Wind Waker would have been next, but that's okay. Here is chapter 3 just because I really really really want to get us to the first area of the game. *After the rather pushy young woman named Nokama shoved Lewa to his almost death, she swooped in with her Loftwing to save the young man and bring him back to the statue of the goddess. Her father stood there and thought about the situation.*Lhikan: I'm starting to wonder if it was a good idea to use birds for transport on these floating islands. I mean, um, it's very odd for a bird to ignore the call of its master. Are you two all right?*Nokama's Loftwing was breathing heavily from going the distance to save Lewa… but not as heavily as Lewa, whose face was still frozen with fear.*Lewa: I almost died! What do you think?!Nokama: I'm so sorry, friend. I hope I didn't sprain your wing by pushing you too hard.Lewa: Sure-fine, go ahead and show no concern for me. Your bird would have been okay if you just listened to me!Lhikan: This is surely strange, Lewa. What could possibly have happened to your Loftwing? A Loftwing with a 'tude, you know it's unheard of!Lewa: What… was that?Lhikan: I never wear button, but I've got this cool bread, and my homies agree I really look good in red, fool!Lewa: Uh… Lhikan: Sorry, I don't know what came over me. So you can't sense if your bird is nearby, can you?Lewa, getting up: Not at all, freaky fire-spitter.Lhikan: Well, this is a problem, considering the Wing Ceremony is near.Lewa: Can we go five minutes without mentioning the ceremony already?!Nokama: Lewa… when you said you couldn't sense your bird, I should have listened.Lewa: That's what I've been loud-shouting. And your bird would be sure-fine, too, if you did.Nokama: I'm sorry. :(Lewa: It's okay. You're too cute to be mad at.Nokama: I need to tend to my own Loftwing, so I'll catch up with you later.Lewa: Fine by me. Nokama: You'd better go on ahead and see if you can find your bird.*Their thoughts were interrupted when the sound of the large bell atop the Academy building started to ring..*Lhikan: And now the bells are ringing.Lewa: You're starting to freak me out. Lhikan: If I remember right, Professor Lesovikk is presiding over this year's ceremony. Lewa: Why?Lhikan: Because Lesovikk was the only one who wanted the job.Lewa: You've got to be kidding me.Nokama, sly: But, Father, you're the headmaster of the school. If Lewa asks Professor Lesovikk, then he'll have to report back to you because you still have power over him.Lhikan: At, an excellent point, my girl.Lewa: Please… don't say "my girl," or even "my boy." It makes me feel uncomfortable. Lhikan: I'll make no promises to that… but very well, I'll tell him myself. Lewa, just go on ahead and tell Professor Lesovikk to see me in my headquarters.Lewa: All right. Maybe I can truth-rustle some information from someone while I'm there.*Lewa ran as fast as he could to the Academy, only to see Pouks again at the gate.*Pouks: Hey, Lewa, what's the matter? You're running like your head's on fire.Lewa: Have you seen my bird?Pouks: I just saw him! Matau's bird was chasing after him.Lewa: So where is Matau?Pouks: He and his underlings are over in the town square. You know, trying to get to the ceremony.Lewa: I'll see to that… right after I talk to the angry weirdo to talk to the headmaster.Pouks: Normally the fastest way to town is through this path, but with the gate and all… so yeah, you'll have to go through the Academy.Lewa: No problem. *Lewa ran past him and past Lesovikk because he still didn't like him. That's when he remembered he had to talk to him…*Lewa: Okay, look Professor Lesovikk, my bird is missing and the headmaster wants to see you. So delay the ceremony until I find my Loftwing, okay?Lesovikk: You can't find your Loftwing? Oh, no, this is bad. All right, you work on finding your bird and I'll see the headmaster.Lewa: Wow… okay. *Lewa started to run to the door. That's when he nearly bumped into Hahli.*Hahli: Hmph. Don't men open doors for women anymore? So uncivilized. How long am I supposed to stand here for?*Confused by what was going on, Lewa simply walked over and opened the door.*Hahli: Oh, thank you, Lewa! Say… you look a little flustered. What happened?Lewa: My bird is missing, I need to go search-finding for it. And I'm told Matau's bird might be involved…Hahli: I don't know what to tell you. I've been at school the whole time, so I can't really say. You know, Jaller knows a lot about birds. You know where to find him, right?Lewa: Yup. He's downstairs right where I left him.*After letting Hahli in, Lewa proceeded downstairs to find Jaller, who, sure enough, was still right where he was before.*Jaller: You're still not wandering the Academy, are you?Lewa: I'm not wandering. My bird isn't showing up and I need your help.Jaller: What?! Your bird doesn't arrive when you call for it? That's unheard of! I haven't even heard of this, so I can't even say anything… But a prudent student always helps their fellow classmates. We'll solve this together.Lewa: Thanks… I wonder if the library has any information.Jaller: We have a library?Lewa: Yeah, we do. But no one ever uses it. What is up with that? I only know because I have a friend who works there.Jaller: Okay. Well, you check out the library and possibly the rest of the plaza. I'll hang around here and question people to see if they know anything.Lewa: Got it. *Lewa heads around to a somewhat rusty door with an equally aged sign that read "Library." Lewa stepped inside after nearly tearing the doorknob off.*Lewa: Hello?*There was the sound of a young woman's shriek as Lewa's voice rang through the library. As well as the sound of a pile of books falling down.*Lewa: Oh… sorry about that.*That's when the sound of a young woman's cute, accented voice answered him… stuttering a little and sounding nervous.*Young woman: Oh… i-it's nothing at all. Please, don't worry.*Lewa was then greeted by a young Matoran who brushed away the fallen books.*Lewa: How've you been, Elitha?Elitha, nervous: Oh. W-w-well, you know, I've been… around. W-w-what can I do for you today?Lewa: So is a Loftwing not responding to when it is called unheard of?Elitha: What? Oh, no, that's never happened before.*Elitha scurries and fetches a book, quickly going through the pages. Lewa didn't see what it was called but he assumed it had to be something useful.*Elitha: Loftwings are very kind, loyal, and noble creatures at heart. They would never ignore the call of their master. No Loftwing would ever forsake their master. According to this book, there's never been a case like that, even since early life in Skyloft.Lewa: I thought so.Elitha: Is your bird missing?Lewa: Yeah. And I hear it was last seen with Matau's bird.*Elitha gave a shriek and hid behind her desk.*Elitha: Matau? Where? Where is he? Please, keep him away from me, Lewa!Lewa: He's not here. Elitha: Oh… t-t-that's good. Lewa: Don't worry. Even if he was, I'd keep him away from you.Elitha, blushing: Oh, thank you. I don't know what to say. Lewa: What are friends for?*As Lewa walked away and closed the door, Elitha looked back with forlorn in her eyes. She gave a sad sigh as she went over to a shelf.*Elitha, singing: I'll never find a love… I'll never find the one. My heart's been fasting. A net, it's been casting for that everlasting true love…*While Elitha wished she could tell Lewa how she felt, Lewa himself proceeded down to the plaza where he met a Matoran running into a tree.*Orkahm: Hey, Lewa, wait a moment. Could you head-roll into this tree?Lewa: Um… okay, Orkham.Orkahm: My name is Orkahm, and thank you.*Lewa rolls into the tree, shaking it, and out flies a Sky Stag Beetle.*Orkahm: All right, Sky Stag Beetle! Get back over here!*As Orkahm went chasing after the bug, a blue rupee fell from the tree and Lewa picked it up.*Orkahm: Darn, so close. If only I had a bug net. I wish I hadn't thrown out the one I got at Kapura's airshop.Lewa: Yeah… Well, can't talk now. I have a bird to find. *Then Lewa went down further to the plaza and now this is where the fun begins. As Lewa walks out towards the plaza area, there is none other than Matau himself with his two cronies Kongu and Iruini tending to his every whim like pounding his shoulders and giving his biceps a pat down.*Iruini: You know, Matau, it sure was difficult to capture that Loftwing with all that pecking and scratching going on.Matau, grinning: Of course it was. You thought a Crimson Loftwing like that was going to quick-give so easily without a fight? But we got him, and I don't care how tough those birds are supposed to be. He won't be getting out of that pen anytime soon.*Matau got up to stretch out, and as soon as he did, Lewa began to walk up to him. Kongu and Iruini looked like someone caught them stealing from the cookie jar.*Matau: What's with the weird-strange looks?*Matau turned around and there was Lewa.*Matau: Oh! Uh, Lewa… So, yeah, um… How long were you standing there?Lewa: I tuned in at around "capture that Loftwing."*That's when Matau starts to do this really scary laugh as he walks in circles around Lewa.*Matau: I don't know what your problem is anyway. Oh, I got it. You're here to talk about today's race. I can see it in those wit-clueless eyes of yours. They're pleading, "Oh, Matau, could you search-find it in your heart to let me win today? Oh, please!" You're so desperate to win so you can have time alone with Nokama at the Statue of the Goddess at the end of the ceremony. *That's when Matau got right in Lewa's face.*Matau: Hate to break the news to you, but sorry, pal. I don't do charity cases. My advice is work hard and heart-wish a lot. Maybe you might even get second. Come to think of it, I haven't seen your bird? Where is that scruff-pile of feathers at? I can't imagine what could have happened to him.*Matau's eyes darted around as he said those last words. He was definitely up to something. Matau backed away, never turning away from Lewa.*Matau: I can't imagine what could have happened to him. Maybe his small brain decided it was time to quick-run and fly the coop.Lewa: Nice hair.Matau: Hey, my hair takes exactly four hours to get like this, so don't be knocking what you wish you could have. Lewa: No, I don't. It looks like you sped-rode a roller coaster really fast and if got stuck like that.Matau: You know, we're all tired of you constantly reminding us of how far-back you and Nokama go.Lewa: And I'm tired of everyone reminding me about the ceremony every 5 seconds.Matau: Big deal. It doesn't change you drift-float with your head in the clouds. Wake up, straighten out, and get a backbone already. Dopes like you are dragging our Academy's name through the mud.Nokama: And just who might you be talking about Matau?*Everyone stopped in their tracks as soon as Nokama spoke up.*Matau: Oh… uh… Hey, Nokama. Nah, we're just paling around, you know?*Nokama approached Matau.*Nokama: You better not be messing with Lewa again. You're not, are you? He's a student at the Academy like all of us, so you treat him like you would me or any of your mutant friends.Iruini, giggling: Mutant.Kongu: She called you one, too.Iruini: I'm not a hunch-back.Kongu, sighs: I know.Nokama: So why do you insist on bullying him around so much?Matau: Yeah… I suppose…Nokama: Suppose what?*Unfortunately for Nokama, this was around the time Matau got blinded by his crush on her and he starts to exhale powdered sugar like Sidorak… WHAT??*Matau: I suppose… err… Forget it. I wasn't supposing anything, okay? *Matau starts to head to the edge of one of the docks. Iruini and Kongu follow him.*Matau: We're outta here, boys. Later, Lewa. Hope you find your bird.*And that's when Matau jumps off (SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!) and calls his bird (nevermind). Iruini and Kongu do the same and the three of them fly away.*

Zelda's not quite so nice in this comedy... Good start. I'm looking forward to finding out who plays Fi. If voice acting from the movies is anything to go by, it should probably be Onua. Technically it's "Nokama" in this story, but yeah. As you'll see later, she's kind of pushy. And also, she isn't even aware the alarm clock is evil, she got it because she thought it was cute. Kiddy the Cat (named after this chapter) is a running gag throughout the story. Then you will be horribly horribly disappointed... Onua already has a role assigned to him. And I still don't get why people hated Scott McNeil as Onua. With all these stories in the series, the partners actually remain unchanged. So for example, Navi was Navi (except smarter), Tatl was Tatl (except more sarcastic), Midna was Midna (except even more sarcastic), etc. Scott: Why does universe hate Waspinator? Scott? Since I felt bad about the short chapter, I'm going to go ahead and post the second chapter. I'm not sure how the updates will go along. Also be warned, they will get longer. Chapter 8 is close (or over, I forget) to 3,000 words. *Exiting the front door of the Knight Academy on the first floor, Lewa stepped out and greeted the new day. It was all going good until his thoughts were interrupted.*Lesovikk: Hey, Lewa! Up here!Lewa: Oh, no… *Lewa looks up to see none other than Lesovikk calling up to him.*Lesovikk: Good morning to you. Today's the day of the long-awaited Wing Ceremony.Lewa: Really? I didn't know that.Lesovikk: Are you feeling ready?Lewa: I would if everyone stopped prep-asking me all the time.Lesovikk: Before you go, can I ask you something?Lewa: No, but I have a feeling you're going to ask anyway.Lesovikk: Could you get up here?*Lewa does a bunch of Jackie Chan sort of stunts to jump up and climb to the spot where Lesovikk was.*Lesovikk: Ah, good. Now, since I am very lazy, could you go and retrieve the headmaster's kitty Mia? Lewa: Is she MIA again? :PLesovikk: You might say that. I'd go get her myself, but I am so lazy that I can't.Lewa: I just hope your descendants aren't as lazy as you. I don't know what could be worse…*Somewhere in the future…*Lesovikk (TD): *Insane giggling* I didn't kill Karzahni! You have to believe me! It was the two-armed man!*Back with everyone in Skyloft…*Lewa: I'd love to, but I need to meet Nokama.Lesovikk: Then you won't mind doing this favor for me.Lewa: Did you hear a word I said? No! Do it yourself.Lesovikk: I knew I could count on you.Lewa: I hate you! And I hate that you look like me!Lesovikk: I like how I look, too.Lewa: You're a total moron.Lesovikk: Thank you. *Lewa looks around the corner and spots the Remlit named Mia higher up. Performing some more Jackie Chan moves, he climbs and moves across a ledge, climbs up and makes his way over to her. Picking her up, he jumps back down and hands her to Lesovikk.*Lewa: Here you go, you lazy weird-freak.Lesovikk: Thank you, Lewa. I'll be sure to take credit for everything you did.Lewa: Did I tell you I hate you?Lesovikk: That's nice.Lewa: I hope your last descendant goes mad-crazy and gets lost in the mountains where he freezes to death!Lesovikk: That's great!*Lewa walks away from Lesovikk, who was not all there in his head, and spots someone over by the gate which was locked.*Pouks: Oh, hey, Lewa. I'm just fixing up this gate thingy here. It's been all squeaky and it's driving me crazy.Lewa: Well, good luck with that.*Lewa continues running towards the statue until he spots Nokama, still practicing with her harp and song for the festival.*Nokama, singing: Oh, youth, guided by the servant of the goddess… Unite earth and sky. Bring light to the land.*Nokama stops when she notices Lewa is right behind her. Prepare for a very beautiful and romantic scene… about to get ruined by me. I feel sad.*Nokama, SO HAPPY: Well, good morning, Lewa! Glad to see my Loftwing got you out of bed.Lewa: Yeah… literally.Nokama: I was pretty sure you'd forget to wake up and meet me this morning.Lewa: What would give you that idea?Nokama: You sleep in a lot.Lewa: Can you blame me if I like to sleep all the time?Nokama: No… but look at this instrument. And this outfit! I'm going to wear them for the ceremony today. I'm going to play the part of the goddess.Lewa: Wow… it's a gold thingy.Nokama: Isn't it beautiful? Tell me it's not like the one the goddess was said to have had in the legends?Lewa: I'm not sure… unless the author guy makes a prequel explaining it to me.Nokama: It sounds so wonderful, too. It's called a harp. I asked my father about it. And look at these clothes! I made this wrap myself and we get to use it in today's ceremony. Between the harp and this outfit, I'm going to make a great goddess today!Lewa: You already are…Nokama: What?Lewa: Um… no, I wasn't thinking-talking to myself about my crush on you!Nokama: Okay… I got up early because I wanted to make sure you were the first one to see me wearing all this. *SO HAPPY, Nokama does a twirl so Lewa could see the full outfit.*Nokama: So, how do I look?Lewa: You look great.Nokama: Aw, thanks. I think so too, but it's nice to know you agree.*And that's when we get introduced to a semi-familiar face, but since this is a prequel-- wait, why do I keep doing this?! Darn you, timeline!*Lhikan: Oh, there you two are. Are you ready for today's ceremony, Nokama?Lewa: Why is it everyone is mentioning the ceremony every 3 seconds?Nokama: Oh, hello, Father.Lhikan: Ah, Lewa, you are here, too. Outstanding. It's encouraging to see you up so early, given your capacity for sleep.Lewa: Why is it so bad I love to sleep?!Lhikan: I have no doubt today's ceremony made it impossible for you to keep your eyes closed.Lewa: I have No Doubt, too. Although about their latest album… And about that last part…*Lewa had been having several nightmares for the past nights that made it kind of difficult to sleep. One of them involved that scary creature at the beginning of the story. No, not Ghirahim, the other scary creature. And then there were a few others… let's have a montage!**Inside the mind of Lewa, he saw a young Toa of air, looking a lot like him! He is standing outside the Coliseum, the gates are opening.*Lewa (DOT): Whoa, creepy doors…*It is raining outside and a storm is brewing. Then all of a sudden, two beings atop a mount pass right by him, one being a young Toa of water. Hero of Time Lewa moved away before being trampled, staring back at her...*Nokama (DOT): Lewa, help!*The two rode away and the dream continued. Hero of Time Lewa, stunned, got to his feet again. He turned back to face the Coliseum, only to meet face-to-face with a dark being with a unsettling vibe.*Antroz: I have some special plans for you...Lewa (DOT): NOOOOOOOOO!!!!*And montage over… for now.*Lhikan: If you wing today's ceremony, you'll get to participate in today's post race ritual with Nokama. So give it your best shot. Plus I don't like the other boys in the race, so you better no lose!Nokama: About that… Father, I don't think he can do it! He's so lazy and worthless and yet I-- Whoa, Nokama, get a hold of yourself…Nokama, thinking: I don't want him to know about my crush on him… not yet.Lewa: What?! Lazy and worthless? Have you been speaking to my alarm clock? And have you even met Professor Lesovikk?Nokama: He hasn't been practicing as much as he should have.Lhikan: You worry too much. Besides, I know he can do this. He's got a steady head and a great Loftwing. I've never seen such a great bond between a boy and his bird. Lewa: That sounds like a bad children's book.Nokama: When he is with his Loftwing, he's just lazily gliding around, probably with his heads in the clouds.Lewa: That kinda rhymed.Velika: Listen here, child, before things around here get wild. Only I am allowed to rhyme, so don't let me catch you next time. *Randomly walks away.*Lhikan: Seriously, there's no need to over-worry yourself for nothing. As you know, each of us in Skyloft is but part one half of a pair. We are only made whole by our Loftwings, out guardian birds that the goddess bestows upon us as a symbol of her divine protection. When we are young, we each meet our Loftwings under the statue of the goddess, which bring me to a point I made earlier. The bird went to him, a Crimson Loftwing. A breed so rare we almost thought for sure it had vanished from the line. They shared a profound connection from the start. As a young one, he just hopped on that bird and flew away without any instruction! They were made for each other. And I remember a certain young one who was jealous of him…Nokama: Why you gotta bring up old stuff?Lhikan: I just like messing with you. Plus, it's obvious the friendship he had with his bird didn't go unnoticed by you, considering how you got all pouty and grumpy and…Nokama: Just stop talking.Lhikan: No! I'll keep talking for as long as I want to.Lewa: Why do I feel like I'm going to meet someone like this in another life-time…?*Somewhere in the future…*Kaepora Gaebora: ...And that is why I will never like Taylor Swift. Do you wish to hear this story again?Lewa (DOT): NO!Navi: Heavens no!!Lewa (DOT): I'm not even sure how you got from a princess to Taylor Swift!Kaepora Gaebora: You have said yes. Very well. Now, back to the princess…*Back to our story…*Lewa: Um… hate to interrupt, but I can't feel-sense my Loftwing wind-soaring anymore.Nokama: Oh, Lewa, stop being a baby. You need to practice.Lewa: Nokama, I'm not joking. My bird isn't out there…Nokama: Oh, Lewa, stop trying to weasel out of this.*She starts pushing him towards a ledge and then to a wooden platform.*Lewa: This won't end well, will it?Nokama: Stop being so scared. Call your bird and he'll come so you can practice.*That's when Nokama pushes him off the edge, and Lewa goes plummeting down, screaming as he falls.*Nokama: Whistle for your bird, Lewa!Lewa: For your sake, I better not fall, Nokama!*Lewa whistles for his Loftwing, but nothing happens.*Lhikan: Strange. It's not right for a bird to ignore the call of its owner.Nokama: Oh, no! Then that means I just pushed him to his doom!Lhikan: Then don't stand there. Go save him!*Nokama jumps off, whistles for her Loftwing, and as soon as it swerves in, she lands on top of it and has the bird dive to swoop in and save Lewa… who actually could fly, but again I'm not going to even bother questioning the adaptive armor.*

Hydraxon: No one ever saw it coming, nor did they know what would transpire afterwards. It happened so suddenly, and yet there were the tell-tale signs that foretold these events. Tonight we look into the tragic downfall of the leader of the Brotherhood of Makuta known as Makuta Miserix. I’m your host Hydraxon, and it’s just a rumor. Join me, and you might help me solve a mystery. *insert “Bionicle: Unsolved Mysteries” title sequence.* Hydraxon: The following information was provided to us through interviews provided to us by the Makuta of the Brotherhood before their untimely deaths. It all happened so long ago that some details were hazy within the memories of our interviewees. Mutran, insane pointy-headed lab geek Mutran: There’s nothing I can do. Spiriah, narcissistic freak Spiriah: Miserix was not very effective in running the Brotherhood, to be honest. About the only thing he did right was allow me enough time to admire me and everything good about me. He understood that. But when it came to anything else… he was lost. He also did a lot of yelling. And story telling. Archived Footage Miserix: You wanna know… why I look like this? Icarax: No! Stop! Anything but that! No! Miserix: Well, you see, my mother and I had jobs at the circus, you see. I would pick up and feed the animal acts. The ring leader was nice enough to give us jobs. The ring leader had a very nice daughter. She always told me she thought I had a nice smile… end of footage Hydraxon: Members complained that Miserix was ineffective as a leader and a few of them even thought of overthrowing him. Unfortunately, not many of them ever prevailed. All except for one… Antroz, always being set on fire Antroz: The Brotherhood got into real hot water after that whole civil war in Metru Nui broke out. Ironically, that was when one of our ranks became a war hero. He was a trusted lieutenant to Miserix. His name was Teridax. He had a lot on his mind and plans he wished could go through. Chirox, pointy-headed lab geek and judger Chirox: So after Teridax becomes a war hero, Miserix gets this “brilliant” idea that we should all watch over some assigned area. Teridax of course got Metru Nui… lucky… the rest of us got areas no one cares about. Except Kojol and Icarax, they got big heads after landing Artakha and Karzahni respectively. And it was so convenient that Miserix “forgot” to assign himself an area to watch over. His reason was that he wanted to run the Brotherhood from Destral. Oh, come on, do you expect me to believe that? Gorast, love-crazed evil woman Gorast: Teridax was so ambitious, something a girl just can’t ignore. His personality was so electrifying and charismatic, you couldn’t help but want to hear more and more from him. Oh, how I could just listen to him all day talking about anything. I don’t care what he talks about, I just wish I could hear his voice one more time. *forlorn sigh* Hydraxon: Um… There was eventually a split between certain members in the Brotherhood, much to the ignorance of Miserix. It was then that Teridax called a Convocation on Destral. Bitil, voted most like Eeyore Bitil: No one ever called a Convocation before. No one aside from Miserix. It’s not difficult to imagine how angry he was. It’s also not difficult to imagine he would give us another one of his stories. I hate his stories. They all end the same way. Krika, desperately needs to be institutionalized Krika: For thousands of generations, the Brotherhood of Makuta was the protector of peace and justice under the leadership of Makuta Miserix throughout the universe. Before the dark time. Before the Plan. A young Makuta called Lord Teridax hunted down and destroyed all those who opposed him. Teridax was seduced by the dark side of the force… Hydraxon: Upon calling the convocation, Teridax was met with Miserix’s wrath, and a short battle followed afterwards, ultimately ending in a stalemate. Kojol, master of sarcasm Kojol: In one corner we had Miserix the Mammoth Mouth, and in the other we had the living tub of lard himself Teridax. I would be lying if I said I was not excited to watch the fight. My money was riding on Miserix, though. He might be kinda dumb, but at least he’s not all fat and slow like Teridax. I mean, have you ever seen how he walks? And when he takes a step, it sounds like a machine. I’m surprised he never had tail lights installed on him. Vamprah, watch out for the quiet ones Vamprah: … Mutran Mutran: It didn’t help that I shared with Teridax the knowledge Tren Krom shared with me. It really went to his head. There was nothing I could do. Hydraxon: Some sided with Teridax and other sided with Miserix. And some had to keep their mouths shut in order to survive. Icarax, total moron Icarax: I may have only up to a fifth grade education, but I know when to shut up. He became the boss. And if the boss knew you went against him, you were out. And I mean OUT. He actually made me and Gorast take care of a lot of the twerps who didn’t agree with him. Personally, I hated his plans and junk, but I wanted to stay alive, so I just went with it until I knew the time would come when I could just rush in and take over. It was only a matter of time. Gorast Gorast: Kurse all SeeDs! Tridax, stereotypical redneck/scientist Tridax: Of course I hated Miserix. He never let things get done around here. I need to get things done, you know. I have to do all kinds of science-y stuff! Spiriah Spiriah: Unfortunately it wasn’t long before some of us had other interests. I wanted to go and experiment on these brutish creatures called Skakdi to make them more fabulous. I only ended up making them even more unfabulous than when I started off… they didn’t want me back. Icarax Icarax: It was kind of funny when Kojol got murdered. I mean, his armor was eaten up and his essence destroyed?? How unlucky can you get?? If I didn’t know any better, I’d think someone was out to get him. Well, at least I’m still alive and in one piece, and that’s something Kojol can’t take away from me. Bitil Bitil: After Miserix was disposed of, Teridax made Krika do the dirty work of killing him. He came back after a few days. If I cared, I’d have asked him why it took him so long. Krika Krika: Here comes me! *Krika gets off from his stool, pushes over the cameraman, and makes a run for the door. In hot pursuit of Krika, the crew follows him where Krika runs into Gorast…* Gorast: What are you doing here?! Krika: Don’t worry, Miss! I’ll save you from this burning building! Gorast: Can someone get him under control? I don’t want my Unsolved Mysteries interview to look bad. Krika: I must give her mouth-to-mouth resuperfication! *Krika takes Gorast and starts making out with her.* Icarax: What are you doing? Krika: I think your boyfriend is onto us. Gorast: Get off me!!! Hydraxon: It was later told by Krika after he calmed down that he refused to kill Makuta Miserix and instead imprisoned him on an island where nobody goes. It was there that Miserix would live out the rest of his life to go insane and go through an evolutionary process that forced him to continuously absorb mass. Antroz Antroz: Teridax had no problem taking over, really. He was kind of annoyed hat having to move out a lot of Miserix’s stuff from the leader suite. He was especially annoyed when he found Miserix’s notebooks filled with fanart of a cute yellow winged creature called a Fluttershy. What’s a Fluttershy? Hydraxon: Uh… Um… Was this really the last anyone would hear of Makuta Miserix? Or would this all come back later on to haunt the Brotherhood? Coming up next, a Toa of Water thought to be long gone suddenly seen alive again. Later, a mysterious coincidence or an intentional murder? All this and more coming up next.

So here is the not long awaited Skyward Stooge, the first of many prequels in the Dimwit of Time saga. I say that because I wanted to make yet another one that takes place even before this story based on the Skyward Sword Manga. Before anyone reads this... PLEASE READ THE OTHERS STORIES IN THE SERIES. PLEASE REFER TO THE LINKS IN MY SIGNATURE. In the past, people said they were confused over some story elements, and after answering questions, I realized a lot of it was because they read either Twilight Delinquent or The Moron's Mask without reading the other stories. A lot of this stuff builds on itself. After all, would you read Chamber of Secrets and then jump to Order of the Phoenix without reading the books in between? Anyways, here. I've only written 8 chapters as of this post. This one serves as bit of a prologue chapter, so not a whole lot actually happens here aside from getting introduced to the protagonist and a few important characters. This is also probably the shortest chapter of the 8 I've written so far, so sorry for that. With that in mind, I'm going to sparingly post updates while I try to write more. This is a tale you of Matoran kind have passed down through uncounted generations… It tells of a war of unmatched scale and ferocity, the likes of which would never be seen again.One dark, fateful day, the earth cracked wide and malevolent forces rushed forth from the fissure. Led by the evil king of shadows, they mounted a brutal assault upon the surface people, driving the land into despair. They burnt the forests to ash, choked the land's sweet springs, and defeated many without hesitation.They did all this in their lust to take the ultimate power protected by Her Grace, the goddess... who was really undermined by the three golden goddesses who are in turn undermined by the great spirit, but that's another story. The power she guarded was without equal. Handed down by the golden goddesses, this power gave its holder the means to make any desire a reality. Such was the might of the ultimate power that the old ones placed it in the care of Her Grace. To prevent this great power from falling into the hands of the evil swarming the lands, the goddesses gathered up survivors of whom she could not stand for the life of her onto an outcropping of earth. She sent it skyward, beyond the reach of the demonic shadow hordes, beyond even the clouds. With these outcasts safe, the goddess joined forces with the other remaining outcasts that she liked and fought the evil forces, sealing them away. At last, peace was restored to the surface… or so it seemed. The dark king vowed vengeance against the goddess and devised an ultimate plan. In response, the goddess was said to have a plan of her own if in case the evil ever truly did return. Bionicle: Skyward Stooge*That's when the narration is interrupted by a white-gloved hand tearing the page out of a book.*Ghirahim: Hee hee hee… shows that they all know. So they truly think they are safe… well, they're wrong! It won't be too long before my master will take back this world and everything will be as it should have been…*Ghirahim smiled a demented grin, thinking of his master's great, college-educated plan and the important role he played in it. He looked over to a shelf and picked up a black Kanohi mask. It looked like the Kanohi Ignika, the mask of life, but it was something totally different.*Ghirahim: One of the first things I have to do is find some poor soul to wear this mask and become a herald to my master. I just don't know who… Well, whoever it is I pick, I'm sure it will be the right decision! Ha ha ha! I just love me so much!*Ghirahim's laughter could be heard throughout the snowy mountains where his mansion resided, creating an even more bone-chilling feeling to those who could hear it…**Somewhere in a dark forest, there is a great rumbling that causes the area to shake until the earth cleaves in half and a repulsive creature covered in shadow heaves itself upwards, letting out an animalistic roar. Covered in many scales and with hundreds of sharp teeth, it continued to get out from the ground, walking on its two legs. The creature was truly hideous, looking like a cross between a whale, an ostrich, and an earth worm, as it walked and observed its surroundings. It had no arms and no eyes, which only made things more questionable. And where were its ears? Well, nevermind. It let out one final roar before the vision of this creature fades to shadow.**It is a truly beautiful day in Skyloft as a crimson Loftwing and an indigo Loftwing soar through the clouds and the sun was shining brightly. A few people in Skyloft whistled to summon their Loftwings as they jumped off the edge (SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER!) and landed on their birds (well, that's a relief) to fly away. The indigo Loftwing flew away from its crimson counterpart, flying over to a rather large statue of the goddess known as Hylia.**By the statue, a young girl by the name of Nokama was practicing a song on her golden harp. Her practice was cut short when the indigo bird dropped by. The Loftwing was hers. She went over to stroke its beautiful feathers and handed it a note, which it took in its beak and flew away, knowing where to go. Nokama smiled as the bird flew away and turned back to face the statue of the goddess.**Elsewhere, a young man named Lewa was surrounded by darkness wherever he went. He then found himself face to face with the horrible half whale/half earth worm/ half ostrich thing as it roared at him. Scared, Lewa stumbled back. But then a brilliant light shone and the monster roared in anger as it retreated. That's when Lewa heard a voice… an autotuned voice… and no, it's not pop singer Ke$ha.*Female voice: Rise, Lewa. It is time for you to awaken. You are fated to have a hand in a great destiny, and it will soon find you. The time has come for you to awaken…Lewa: Who are you, mysterious woman?Female voice: Lewa…*The voice stopped and the light went away. As the creature roared one more time, it sounded more like a bird crowing. Lewa looked away and ran into an indigo Loftwing. The bird let out a loud screech that threw Lewa out of bed. That's right. It was all a dream! Who saw that one coming? Okay, I'll stop now.*Lewa: Ugh, my head…*Lewa looked around his room and then at the bird peeking its head from his window. The bird stared at him before spitting the letter at him, hitting him in the head. Then the bird quickly retreated and flew away.*Lewa: Now what was that for?*Lewa scratched his head and studied the letter. It was from Nokama. He opened the letter and proceeded to read it.*Letter: "Hey, sleepyhead, I know how much you like to sleep in, so I'm guessing this letter will be your alarm clock this morning. Did I guess right?"Lewa: You got that right. Why can't I sleep-rest some more? Well, it's better than the alarm clock she gave me last Christmas…*Lewa looked over at his cartoonish alarm clock, which looked like a rejected cat-like neopet.*Clock: Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Wake up. You are lazy and worthless. Ha ha ha!Letter: "Rise and shine, Lewa! Today's the Wing Ceremony! You promised to meet me before it started, remember?"Lewa: Yeah… considering you wouldn't stop mentioning it to me all last week.Letter: "You better not keep me waiting. Nokama."Lewa, stretching: Well, I better not.*Lewa looked around his room before heading out. His room was one of many within the Knight Academy, where other young people lived. He went downstairs where he noticed one of the top knights at the academy, Jaller.*Jaller: Morning, Lewa. So, today's the Wing Ceremony. Are you ready?Lewa: I was born to wind-soar, Jaller.Jaller: Well, I mean all I'm saying is that everyone is out in the plaza practicing while you seemed so relaxed.Lewa: That's them. This is me we're talking about. Jaller: Of course, that crimson Loftwing of yours is something special, so I'd be confident too. My bird won the last ceremony, but I doubt he'd be a match for that red terror of yours. Then again, a bird's speed in a race always comes down to the skill of the rider. I'm something of a bird researcher here, so if you ever need to know something, you know where to find me.Lewa: Yeah. You're walking outside at night.Jaller, gasps: Who told you?! I mean… uh… Lewa: Catch you later.*Lewa went into the classroom where he went and spoke to Professor Hydraxon.*Hydraxon: Hello, Lewa. It's time to put what you've learned to use. All those practical skills I taught you and all the academic prowess Professor Lessovik taught you!Lewa: Yeah, I got it. *As he exist the classroom, Jaller seems annoyed.*Jaller: I NEED FOOD!Lewa: Hmm… I should check on that.*As Lewa goes to see the lunch lady, he spots Matoro moving some barrels around.*Lewa: Hey, Matoro. What's with the barrels?Matoro: Oh, hey, Lewa. I wanted to go to the Wing Ceremony, but I'm stuck here moving barrels for the lunch lady. She scares me. Could you help me with this?Lewa: Sure thing.*Lewa takes the barrel and delivers it to the lunch lady.*Helryx: About time it got here.Lewa: Is it really necessary to trap-coop Matoro in here just to help you?Helryx: Yes.Lewa: Well, excuse me, princess.*Lewa walks out of the kitchen and waves good-bye to Matoro as he walks out the front door to go to the statue of the goddess. *

all right, here is the last 2,000 some words from the story that didn't make it to my last post. So here it is for all... none of you. Enjoy. I sure did, and that's what really counts in the end, right? Before anyone asks, here is a reference for Matoran Elitha Matoran Elitha Shadow Toa Elitha And for anyone wondering about Alura... well, considering I no longer have her MOC, I can't really put up any references of her anymore. She's just a Toa Inika rip-off with gold Toa Metru armor and a gold Kanohi Miru. There. Resuming transmission... *The next morning, Lewa was back in his room… but was it really “tomorrow” like he hoped it would be?*Kiddy Cat Alarm Clock: Ha ha ha! Rise and shine, you miserable fool! Ha ha ha! You think I am joking, but I am not kidding! Ha ha ha! Time for another miserable day in your pathetic life! Ha ha ha!*Lewa presses the snooze button like before.*Lewa: WHAT?! How are you--?!Kiddy Cat Alarm Clock: I’ll never let you sleep again! Ha ha ha! Do you really think you can get rid of me so easily, you silly fool? Ha ha ha!*In a fit of rage, Lewa takes his sword and slashes up the alarm clock to the point there it nothing left of it. And I mean NOTHING left. Lewa starts panting as he lowers his sword to rest and relax.*Kiddy Cat Alarm Clock: Not broken.Lewa: WHAT?!?!Kiddy Cat Alarm Clock: HA HA HA! *At that moment, Lewa goes into full-rage mode as he destroys his bed, destroys his dresser, destroys his window, destroys his desk, and basically wrecks everything in the room. He starts to look a lot like a steamed vegetable, only smarter… He takes the moment to grab his clothes and get dressed… but not before destroying his calendar, which still read the same date as before. He didn’t care anymore what day it was, considering he seemed to be stuck living the same day over and over again. Then there was a knock at the door. Still in full rage, he goes to the door and opens it himself.*Lewa: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!*Lewa would regret the yelling, as he saw who was at the door… the timid, yet gentle-hearted librarian girl named Elitha. The young Av-Matoran was one of his best friends aside from Nokama. He knew what he did was beyond wrong as he saw her start to cry.*Lewa: Elitha, no wait! I… I didn’t mean to loud-shout at you. I… thought you were someone else…Elitha: Who did you think I was?Lewa: You know the girl at the Item check?Elitha: You mean Dalu?Lewa: Yeah, her. I’m sorry… you both kind of wear the same mask… and so does Nokama… This is weird…Elitha: I’m… sorry I’m not Dalu…Lewa: No, don’t be! I don’t want to see her!Elitha: Oh. Okay.*Lewa walked Elitha into his destroyed room…*Elitha: Oh! Oh, goodness, I hope I’m not interrupting anything.Lewa: Oh… sorry. My alarm clock was broken.Elitha: I’ve heard a lot of bad things about the Kiddy Cat merchandise. It’s a wonder they don’t discontinue it.Lewa: You’re telling me…Elitha: I’m feeling a little better now.Lewa: All right. Sorry for fright-scaring you…Elitha: Oh, no problem at all.Lewa: What were you going to tell me? Something about a four-month anniversary?Elitha, blushing: WHAT?? Lewa: No, wait, I’m sorry. It’s just…Elitha: What’s been bothering you today?Lewa: Thing is this is the fourth “today” I’ve had.Elitha: Umm… could you maybe clarify?Lewa: Sure-fine. But could we go somewhere else to talk? My room is sort of…Elitha: No problem at all.*Later in the loft area of the library…*Lewa: I had no idea this was here.Elitha: Neither did I until recently. At least, it wasn’t when the school was originally established. My guess is that Professor Nidhiki had it put in before the headmaster kicked him out.Lewa: Probably…Elitha: So you were saying?Lewa: Oh, yes, right. Well, it’s just that every time I wake up, it’s the same day and same time.Elitha: Uh-huh.Lewa: And after I beat up that scary alarm clock, some girl I’ve met along the way of my journey sneak-surprises me in my room and tells me we’ve been dating for four months.Elitha: Go on.Lewa: And then they each drag me to this really really bad play with some stupid knight, wizard, king, and dragon in it.Elitha: Oh, my! I’m scared of dragons!Lewa: Don’t worry. This one looked like it was rejected from being in a Pokemon game. After the play, then I’m dragged into this Ferris Wheel where we watch the same fireworks. And then she kisses me! Or pushes me to my death! Or starts singing Carly Rae Jepsen!Elitha: This sound peculiar. Call me crazy…Lewa: No!!!Elitha: I said “call me crazy,” not “call me maybe.” Anyways, it might sound crazy, but there have been some cases like this in the past. At least, with a magical instrument called the Ocarina of Time, which in some cases, can make you repeat the same days over and over again. You haven’t run across it, have you?Lewa: No, at least… not in this lifetime. Maybe in a previous one. I don’t know.Elitha: In that case, looks like someone is just manipulating your days just to make you lose your mind… which seems to be already happening. I’m… not making you insane, are I?*As Elitha turns away, slightly sad and embarrassed, Lewa puts a hand on her shoulder, making her face turn a bright red.*Lewa: No. Just the opposite. This is the only “today” where I’ve felt okay.Elitha, giggles: That rhymed.Lewa: Darn it.Elitha: No, it’s okay. Well, I’m glad you don’t think I’m being annoying.Lewa: How could you ever be annoying? That’s not even possible… unless you were turned into a psychotic maniac who wanted to kill me.Elitha: Oh… um…Lewa: Sorry. Elitha: Maybe you can hide out here for now. If in case any of those girls are looking for you. Lewa: I doubt that. I mean if that was the case, then Nokama would have barged in with Alura and Dalu to take me to that play. Elitha: You're probably right. If if this does take place in a separate timeline from those other dates, then I guess it's okay. Lewa: Want ice cream? Elitha: That sounds good right now. *So the two of them went around Skyloft and got some ice cream before eventually going back to the loft area in the library.* Lewa: I take it you really like strawberry ice cream. Elitha: It's my absolute favorite. I just surrender to strawberry ice cream every single time. Lewa: You talk funny... but cute. Elitha, finishing ice cream: Why don’t we watch some TV?Lewa: There’s a TV here?Elitha: Oh, yes. I just never tend to use it very much for anything. I’m such a little bookworm.*Elitha turns on the TV, and guess who is the first person they see?*(on TV screen)Kiddy Cat: Ha ha ha! Greetings, children of the world! I am your friend, the Kiddy Cat! I want you to tell your parents to buy my things! Kiddy Cat bed sheets. Kiddy Cat curtains. Kiddy Cat muffin trays. Kiddy Cat radio. And my personal favorite, Kiddy Cat alarm clock! Ha ha ha!*Elitha turns off the TV*Elitha: I think that’s enough TV for today…*She turns around to see Lewa huddled in a corner by himself.*Elitha: Goodness. And I thought I had a lot of irrational fears…*Elitha went over to try and snap Lewa out of his scared mood. After a little bit of comfort from her, he seemed to snap out of it.*Elitha: You feel better now?Lewa: Yeah… I really wish Nokama hadn’t gotten me that evil alarm clock.Elitha: She probably didn’t know. You can’t completely blame her.Lewa: You’re probably right. Thanks Elitha.*At that moment, Lewa hugged Elitha, making her face become red.*Elitha: I…I…I’m sorry, I don’t know why I’m feeling this way! *Nervous, Elitha breaks away and tries to get away from Lewa.*Lewa: Wait, don’t leave. I should be sorry!Elitha: No, it’s more my fault. This… sudden feeling just came over me. When you were with me, I just…Lewa: It’s nothing to be afraid of. Well… it’s getting late so I might as well go back to my room… maybe find a new bed.Elitha: Oh… well, all right. Thank you.Lewa: For what?Elitha: For spending some time with me. No one has really done that before, and I know you’ve been very busy lately.Lewa: It was no problem at all…*As Lewa started to climb down, Elitha nervous approached him and gave him a peck on the cheek before turning away, as to make sure Lewa did not see her blushing face. Somehow, he sort of knew, and yet he was not so certain his suspicions were correct. Either way, he returned to his room, plopped himself on the floor, and covered himself with whatever was left of his blanket.**Lewa was waking up in his room as he did before… and I mean exactly like before. The damage he did to his room before was not visible, and it was as though nothing ever happened…*Kiddy Cat Alarm Clock: Ha ha ha! Rise and shine, you miserable fool! Ha ha ha! You think I am joking, but I am not kidding! Ha ha ha! Time for another miserable day in your pathetic life! Ha ha ha!Lewa: Oh, great… who else is left?!*His thoughts are interrupted when there is knocking at his door…*Narrator: A hero with many admirers, or just some really dumb guy who gets in dumb situations? You be the judge. Or better yet, just ask Lewa, a young hero who just had his case trialed and juried in the courtroom of The Zone Where Normal Things Don’t Happen Very Often.

Behold, possibly the lengthiest thing I've ever written at over 5,000 words. In fact it's so lengthy, looks like i've had to cut out the ending part for the time being. So read it when you have the time. Or not. Most everyone probably will not since the thing will say the topic is by ShadowBionics and everyone will go and run. But anyways. Before reading this thing, however... check out the links in my topic signature. This topic relates to the characters who appear in those stories and uses them in this short miniseries. Well, sort of. This borrows characters from the story Skyward Stooge, which has not been written on BZPower. I haven't since people were left confused or unsatisfied with the other chapters in the whole Zelda/Bionicle spoof series, mostly with Twilight Delinquent. So I have been on the bridge on actually sharing it with BZPower. There's 8 chapters already done and as you might tell from this thing, I have an idea of where the series is going. The title is a spoof of the Skyward Sword paraody Skyward Stooge, as well as one of my other favorite game series, Harvest Moon. For those not familiar with it, it's like a farming sim kind of game that allows you to plant crops and raise livestock, as well as some kind of other object like restoring peace to the valley, awakening a harvest diety, trying to save your grandfather's farm, etc. Another mechanic of the game is also trying to choose from one of 3-10 bachelorettes (or bachelors if you play as a girl) for your character to end up with. Throughout the Zelda games, Link is often paired with many other girls by fans, whether it be Zelda, Midna, Malon, Medli, etc., so this is kind of my spoof of both the Harvest Moon games as well as a nod towards the many pairings fans see with Link. Since Lewa fulfills the role of Link and Toa Nokama the role of Zelda, that was my start. And also before you ask, Some elements like the play are heavily inspired by Final Fantasy, so please don't be saying I'm ripping it off or anything, as I'm only spoofing it. Not to mention I doubt anyone would want me to directly spoof a Final Fantasy game. Even I don't want to see myself do it. Narrator: Within the faraway floating islands known as Skyloft, there slept a young simpleton who knew not of what the day ahead included for him. Little did he know that today would be the day he got up on the wrong side of the bed of The Zone Where Normal Things Don’t Happen Very Often. *Lewa was fast asleep in his room at the Knight Academy, sleeping in as he always did. Unfortunately for him, that peaceful sleep would end thanks to his alarm clock of Kiddy the Cat… who I question as to why his stuff hasn’t been canceled yet considering how downright evil and creepy he is.* Kiddy Cat Alarm Clock: Ha ha ha! Rise and shine, you miserable fool! Ha ha ha! You think I am joking, but I am not kidding! Ha ha ha! Time for another miserable day in your pathetic life! Ha ha ha! *Lewa presses the snooze button and lazily gets up from his bed. He decides that since he no longer feels all that sleepy, there was nothing better to do than to just get ready. As he gets ready, he takes a little glance at his calendar, tearing off the page to reflect the new day. No sooner than when he finished, there is a knock at his door.* Lewa: Um… who’s at my door? Nokama: Who else would it be, sleepyhead? Lewa: Oh, Nokama! Nokama: Are you ready? Lewa: Yeah, I’m all dressed. *At that moment, Nokama takes it upon herself to barge into his room.* Nokama: Does that mean we’re good to go? Lewa: Go? Go where? Nokama: On our date, silly. *Nokama shoves Lewa playfully, almost knocking him into his dresser.* Lewa: DATE?? Nokama: That’s right. It’s our four-month anniversary. Lewa: We’ve been dating for four whole months?! Nokama: I know, isn’t it amazing?! Lewa: Uh… not the word I had in mind. So where are we going… honey? Nokama, giggles: I’m so glad you asked. I have our whole day planned! I think we’ll just go and see the play, first of all. Lewa: Okay… it better not be that all-lame The Tragedy of Prince Furno play… Nokama: Don’t worry, it’s something much better than that. Now let’s go, or we’ll be late! Lewa: But it’s morning! Nokama: No, it’s 2 in the afternoon. You must have really been asleep a long time. Lewa: I have a bad feeling about this… *Somewhat at the theatre…* Head Usher: CON-gratulations! You two are our lucky 1,000th couple today! Lewa: All right! What do I win? Head Usher: A chance to be in our fan-tabulous play! Lewa: Aw, come on! Not even a large-mount of money? Head Usher: No. That’s reserved for our lucky one millionth couple. Nokama: Oh, cool, we get to be in the play! Aren’t you excited? Lewa: Oh… sure-fine. *So after some quick rehearsals, the play was ready to begin. What was the name of this masterpiece of a play? Eh, no one really knows, to be honest. Something about a dragon, a princess, a legendary hero, you know the same old, same old.* Play Narrator: Long ago in the mythical land of Galidoria, a dark shadow hung over the land, causing sadness and sorrow. When not moon nor sun had risen, the Evil Dragon King Gormidormizinga kidnapped the lovely Princess Cecilia and took her to his prison. What would happen to her?! When all hope seemed lost, the legendary hero Rupert came into town, to save the Princess Cecilia, who got taken away, and now the children don’t play. Lewa: Someone please torch-burn this theatre now… *Just then, a ballet-dancing knight came onto the stage.* Knight: You have to be the legendary hero Rupert! Lewa: Um… Lo, it is I, the hero Rupert. Knight: I am confident you shall save the Princess Cecilia! Now, please, speak with our king! *The ballet-dancing king enters the stage as the knight moves away.* King: Ah, it is you, legendary hero Rupert! You have arrived to save my beloved daughter! Lewa: Yes… King: On the highest peak of the tallest mountain lies the lair of the Evil Dragon King Gormidormizinga, who kidnapped Princess Cecilia! Lewa: Does everyone think I have short-term memory? I heard you loud-shout it the first time. King: Um… Please, talk to my most trusted wizard who will reveal to you the secret to defeating this diabolical fiend! *Just then, a ballet-dancing wizard arrives on the stage. Without any alternative really, Lewa goes to talk to the bearded wizard person.* Wizard: I am the great wizard Myotis! Lewa: No relation to Myotismon? Wizard: No. It is written only true love can defeat Gormidormizinga. Lewa, sarcastic: Great. I’ll grab my stuff. Wizard: There is no time. Your sword is enough. Story Narrator: Overhead, Legendary Hero! The Evil Dragon King has arrived, and in his clutches he holds the fair maiden captive! Gormidormizinga: I am the Evil Dragon King, Gormidormizinga. I have not harmed the princess in any way. I have long been expecting you. Nokama: Oh, save me, Legendary Hero! Lewa: I feel so silly right now… Wizard: To save your beloved, it will take a kiss of true love! The Evil Dragon King cannot withstand the power of true love. Lewa: Um… Fear not, for I will save you! *Lewa slowly walks over to Nokama and kisses her lightly on her hand.* Nokama: Oh, Lewa, erm, I mean, Rupert. Gormidormizinga: Argh, no! The power of love! It has destroyed me! *The dragon shoots off into the air (off stage)* King: Oh, look, the power of love has triumphed over evil! Now let us feast. Lewa: Thank Mata Nui it’s over… *Everyone ballet twirls off stage.* Story Narrator: How truly amazing is the power of love. And so our protagonists go on to live happily ever after… *Later outside a Ferris Wheel…* Lewa: Well, that was awful. Can we do something enjoyable now? Nokama: Oh, look, a Ferris Wheel! Let’s get on. Lewa: Okay, that sounds a lot better. *So the two of them get on and slowly ride up to the top. As they do so, there is a fireworks display taking place.* Nokama: Wow! Isn’t this just amazing?! Lewa: I’ll say. This definitely makes up for that awful play! Nokama: Oh, you, always such a kidder. *Nokama playfully slaps Lewa on the back…forcing him to fall out the window and fall down quite a distance before colliding with the ground.* Nokama: Lewa?! Are you okay? *Lewa cries in pain.* Nokama: Oh, dear… *The next morning, Lewa was back in his room… but oddly enough, he was perfectly fine! In fact, it was as though the day never actually happened! He was still in his room in the Knight Academy with his possessed alarm clock and everything.* Kiddy Cat Alarm Clock: Ha ha ha! Rise and shine, you miserable fool! Ha ha ha! You think I am joking, but I am not kidding! Ha ha ha! Time for another miserable day in your pathetic life! Ha ha ha! *Lewa presses the snooze button like before.* Lewa: Wait a minute! Didn’t I long-fall to my doom last night?! *Lewa throws off the covers to see he was unharmed, not a scratch on him, nor a sign of anything broken or hurt. He then looks at the clock, and sure enough it was still 2 in the afternoon.* Lewa: Something’s not right here. Why aren’t I in the hospital or anything?? Kiddy Cat Alarm Clock: Ha ha ha! You want peace and quiet? Too bad! Ha ha ha! *Lewa unplugs the clock and then shoves it in his dresser upon getting himself dressed. He then takes a glance at the calendar again… it was the same date as yesterday!* Lewa: Now I know I changed that calendar yesterday… *He simply tears off the page again for future reference. Then there was a knock at the door.* Alura: Lewa? Are you in there? Lewa: Um… yes? *The Toa of Water takes it upon herself to break down the door and walk into Lewa’s room.* Lewa: Aren’t you supposed to be working at the Lumpy Pumpkin? Alura: Oh, don’t be silly. My dad was more than happy to let me have the day off on our four-month anniversary. Lewa: Four months?! Alura: I know! Isn’t it so exciting?! Now, let’s get going. I stood in line for quite some time to get these play tickets? Lewa: You don’t mean…? Alura: Yeah, that one. I know you didn’t want to see the Prince Furno one. Lewa: I don’t feel so good… Alura: Oh, come on, you don’t want to spend our anniversary sick, do you? Lewa: What if I do?! *Alura giggles and simply takes him by the hand and drags him out of the room.* Lewa: How are we even dating? You never paid attention to me before! You made me heavy-lift a bunch of pumpkins without ever thanking me! *Somewhat at the theatre…* Head Usher: CON-gratulations! You two are our lucky 1,000th couple today! You both get a chance to be in our fan-tabulous play! Lewa: I’d rather get the money… Alura: Oh, how exciting! Have you ever been in a play before, Lewa? Lewa: Sadly, yes, I have… *So after some quick rehearsals, the play was ready to begin. What was the name of this masterpiece of a play? I still don’t know. Stop asking me!* Play Narrator: … Gormidormizinga kidnapped the lovely Princess Cecilia and took her to his prison. What would happen to her?! When all hope seemed lost, the legendary hero Rupert came into town, to save the Princess Cecilia, who got taken away, and now the children don’t play. Lewa: Seriously, doesn’t anyone remember this play from yesterday? Darn it, I rhymed!! Argh! *Just then, a ballet-dancing knight came onto the stage.* Knight: You have to be the legendary hero Rupert! Lewa: You’re kidding me, right? Knight: Oh, um… I am, um… confident you shall save the Princess Cecilia! Now, please, speak with our king! Lewa: You don’t sound all that confident. *The ballet-dancing king enters the stage as the knight moves away.* King: Ah, it is you, legendary hero Rupert! You have arrived to save my beloved daughter! Lewa: Yes… King: On the highest peak of the tallest mountain lies… Lewa: No, no, no, wait, let me guess… Is it the lair of the Evil Dragon King Gormidormizinga?! King: Um… yes! You are wise as you are brave! He has taken my daughter! Please, talk to my most trusted wizard who will reveal to you the secret to defeating this diabolical fiend! Lewa: As long as this play ends… *Just then, a ballet-dancing wizard arrives on the stage. Without any alternative really, Lewa goes to talk to the bearded wizard person.* Wizard: I am the great wizard Myotis! Lewa: How are you not ripping off Myotismon? Wizard: Uh… no time for joking around, great hero! It is written only true love can defeat Gormidormizinga. Lewa, sarcastic: Great. I can’t wait to bomb some dodongos Wizard: That… has nothing to do with what I said. Lewa: I don’t care! Story Narrator: Overhead, Legendary Hero! The Evil Dragon King has arrived, and in his clutches he holds the fair maiden captive! Gormidormizinga: I am the Evil Dragon King, Gormidormizinga. I have not harmed the princess in any way. I have long been expecting you. Alura: Oh, save me, Legendary Hero! Lewa: Let it end, please! Wizard: To save your beloved, it will take a kiss of true love! The Evil Dragon King cannot withstand the power of true love. Lewa: A kiss, huh…? *Lewa runs over to Alura with the desperate hope of ending the play sooner, but then he accidentally trips and knocks over both Alura and the stupid dragon with the stupidly annoying name.* Gormidormizinga: Huh? What the--?? *The dragon king with the stupid name then shoots off into the air for no apparent reason and a maiden falls back down.* Lewa: That’s better. Alura, hurt: Wh-what?! King: Oh, look, the power of love has triumphed over evil! Now let us feast. *Everyone ballet twirls off stage… except Alura* Story Narrator: How truly amazing is the power of love. And so our protagonists go on to live happily ever after… Alura: Why doesn’t anyone like me?! I hate this play! I hate all of you! *Later outside a Ferris Wheel…* Alura, crying: So, Lewa… Not going to lie, but that was one of the meanest things you’ve ever done. Lewa: Not any more mean than heavy-lifting a bunch of crazy pumpkins! Do you know how much effort it took me?! Some of them nearly swipe-took my head off! If anything, now we’re even after tonight! Alura: Oh… okay… You know what would cheer me up? Lewa: Forcing me to play an instrument with you on stage to make me look like a fool? Alura: No, silly. How about a romantic ride on the Ferris Wheel? I hear they’re going to have fireworks going. Lewa: Do I have to? Alura: Don’t you like spending time with me? Lewa: At first glance, I thought I would, but after seeing what a twerp you are… Alura: Let’s get on! Lewa: Why do I even talk? I hope whoever my descendants are, they don’t fall head over heels for your descendants… *So the pair rides the Ferris Wheel up to the top as the fireworks are going on. Alura is entranced by them while Lewa doesn’t pay attention to them.* Alura: Isn’t this beautiful, Lewa? Lewa: Let me see… Nokama was struck-thrown out of the sky by Ghirahim… went to the Sacred Grounds… Alura: All the colors are just so beautiful and hypnotic. I’m so glad to have you here watching it with me. Lewa: Went to Skyview Temple… fought off Ghirahim… now I’m back here…? Alura: I can’t stay mad at you when the moment is so beautiful, Lewa. Lewa, sarcastic: What a relief. Alura: Say, do you remember how we first started dating? Lewa: No… Alura: Oh, don’t be playing silly. I sang for you. Lewa: No… Alura: So, just for this occasion… Lewa: NOOOOO… Alura, singing: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number. So call me maybe? Lewa: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *About 2 and a half minutes of ear damage later…* *Lewa and Alura get off from the Ferris Wheel as it comes to a halt and allows them to leave.* Alura: I had such a wonderful time! Did you Lewa? *Lewa continues walking, not even looking back at her.* Alura: Lewa? Honey, is everything all right? Lewa: Never… again… Alura: I’ll… see you tomorrow? Lewa: Tomorrow would be most EXCELLENT! *So after talking like Bill and Ted, Lewa goes back to his room in the Knight Academy to sleep for a good 8 hours. And then he wakes up again.* Kiddy Cat Alarm Clock: Ha ha ha! Rise and shine, you miserable fool! Ha ha ha! You think I am joking, but I am not kidding! Ha ha ha! Time for another miserable day in your pathetic life! Ha ha ha! *Lewa presses the snooze button like before.* Lewa: HUH?! But I unplugged you and shove-hid you in my dresser! Kiddy Cat Alarm Clock: You think you can get rid of me, but I am still here! Ha ha ha! *Lewa takes the moment to stomp on the alarm clock a few times before kicking what was left of it under his bed. Once again he gets dressed, hoping the nightmare would be over, but then he looks at his calendar again…* Lewa: How is this happening?! It’s still the same day! *Lewa tears off the page again and rips it up into shreds. As soon as he’s done fuming with rage, he hears some knocking at his door…* Lewa: Oh, Mata Nui, please don’t let this continue! Dalu: Oh, my beloved sweetheart, are you ready? Lewa: I… I’m as ready as I’ll ever be… *That’s when Dalu, the Item Check girl, swaggers into Lewa’s room.* Dalu: All right, now let’s go before we’re late. Lewa: Late for what? Dalu: For the play, silly. Lewa: Oh, no…! Dalu: I know you’ve been wanting to see this play for the longest time. Lewa: I don’t even know how it is you’re in love with me! Dalu: Oh, silly, don’t tease me. I wanted to do something special for our-- Lewa: Four month anniversary. Dalu: Oh, you remembered! You’re such a-- Lewa: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m the world’s best boyfriend. If we hurry up, we might get there before we’re the… *Somewhat at the theatre…* Head Usher: CON-gratulations! Lewa: Oh, come on!!! Head Usher: You two are our lucky 1,000th couple today! You both get a chance to be in our fan-tabulous play! Lewa: Seriously, I’d rather get the money instead… Dalu: Oh, this is just so exciting! Have you ever been in a play before, darling? Lewa: You have NO IDEA! *So after some quick rehearsals, the play was ready to begin. What was the name of this masterpiece of a play? I already told you I don’t know, so stop asking me!* Play Narrator: … hero Rupert came into town, to save the Princess Cecilia, who got taken away, and now the children don’t play. Lewa: I might as well have fun with it if I’m stuck in this stupid play. *Just then, a ballet-dancing knight came onto the stage.* Knight: You have to be the legendary hero Rupert! Lewa: Yes, it is me! Rupert, legendary hero and sometimes the live-action Dr. Claw! Knight: Yes, well… I am, um… confident you shall save the Princess Cecilia! Now, please, speak with our king! *The ballet-dancing king enters the stage as the knight moves away.* Lewa: Lo, your majesty! How is the Duke in the land of Gamelon? King: Uhh… there is no time to jest, legendary hero. The evil dragon king is approaching. Lewa: Aw, yeah, it’s go time! King: Please, talk to my most trusted wizard who will reveal to you the secret to defeating this diabolical fiend so you can save my daughter! Lewa: With great haste, I go to the right platform to ride-drive a train to Hogwarts! *Just then, a ballet-dancing wizard arrives on the stage. Without any alternative really, Lewa goes to talk to the bearded wizard person.* Lewa: How are you, Dumbledore?! Wizard: I am the great wizard Myotis! Lewa: Speak quickly, Myotismon! Wizard: I said my name is Myotis. Lewa: Make haste, VenomMyotismon! I think the Evil Dragon King may be getting closer! Wizard: Look… I’m just doing my job. You don’t have to be so rude. Lewa: So tell me, MaloMyotismon, what is the secret to defeating this evil fiend?! Wizard: Love. True love. A kiss ought to do the trick. Lewa: Thank you, great wizard Mytosis! Story Narrator: Overhead, Legendary Hero! The Evil Dragon King has arrived, and in his clutches he holds the fair maiden captive! Gormidormizinga: I am the Evil Dragon King, Gormidormizinga. I have not harmed the princess in any way. Lewa: Some evil dragon king you turned out to be. Gormidormizinga: I have long been expecting you. Dalu, over-acting: Oh, save me, Legendary Hero! Lewa: Right ho, fair maiden! Although it will be most difficult to kiss a maiden such as yourself… Dalu: I… beg your pardon?? Lewa: Well, yeah. Someone with a voice so shrill that can break-shatter glass. And when anyone looks at you, their face will simply melt off. Dalu: Get incinerated, you no-good freak! *She breaks away from the dragon and slaps Lewa so hard he gets thrown backwards.* Gormidormizinga: You two are possibly the worst actors I’ve ever worked with. Dalu: Don’t talk to me, you lame movie monster reject! *Dalu then performs a Thunderclaw Kick, immediately KO’ing the actor playing the dragon.* Story Narrator: Um… Christmas with The King! Good night, everyone! *Oh, so that’s the name of the play… well, that settles that.* *Later outside a Ferris Wheel…* Lewa: Oh, come on, Dalu, I had lots of fun tonight! Didn’t you?! Dalu: … Lewa: Have you been talking to Kopeke? *Lewa sighs* Lewa: Ferris Wheel ride? Dalu: Gee… that would be lovely. *So the pair rides the Ferris Wheel up to the top as the fireworks are going on. Dalu is instantly entranced by them while Lewa doesn’t pay attention to them, considering this is the third time he’s seen them.* Dalu: They’re so pretty tonight. Wow! *Dalu is kneeling on the chair, looking out the window as Lewa sits there looking both annoyed and confused.* Dalu: Something about them just makes you want to stare at them forever! Lewa: … Dalu: Oh, Lewa, I’m sorry for getting so upset. Although I’m still not sure why you were being so mean to me today… Lewa: Um… too much stress? Dalu: Oh, Lewa, I’m so sorry to hear that. But next time you’re under stress, just let me know so we can work it out together. Lewa: That’s really not-- *Dalu takes the time to lightly peck Lewa on the cheek.* Dalu: Lewa? Lewa: Never… again. *Once the Ferris Wheel stops, the both of them get off.* Dalu: Well, despite the play being one of the most embarrassing nights of my life and the awkward kiss, I had such a wonderful time! Didn’t you, Lewa? Lewa? *Lewa just keeps on walking briskly, ignoring Dalu.* Lewa: By the goddesses, let this be over!! *The next morning, Lewa was back in his room… but was it really “tomorrow” like he hoped it would be?* to be continued...

Not going to really lie, but this is pretty sad indeed. Considering a lot of those topics from those times were where I was in those old days, it's not going to be easy to fully let it all go. While I'm not "happy" with the decision, I accept it. Considering there have been those malicious attacks, you all did what you had to do. And as such, I think I myself need to move on as well. I'm not the person I was when I first joined, or during the time of 2008-2011 (in fact I think I'd rather forget a lot of things from that time period of when I was on BZPower). I've changed, and I need to keep moving forward. The old BZPower may not be out here physically, but it is still here within us all, as well as the older members who can recall and relay some of the stories they have about being on the forums. I still remember when people theorized that the island of Mata Nui looked like a face. Hold onto the memories and never forget them.