Havelock Vetinari

.....okay who are you?

*Crosses arms*

...I am at a loss for words.

Maidmaster?

Honestly just looking at your avatar taxes my already waning sanity.

"Fiat justitia ruat caelum: Let justice be done though the heavens fall". — Lucius Calpurnius Piso Caesoninus (d. 43 B.C.)

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a fool about it." —WC Fields

"If our society seems more nihilistic than that of previous eras, perhaps this is simply a sign of our maturity as a sentient species. As our collective consciousness expands beyond a crucial point, we are at last ready to accept life's fundamental truth: That life's only purpose is life itself." — Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, "Essays on Mind and Matter", Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri

"It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle it without debate." -Joseph Joubert

"Munchkin: One who, on being told that this is a game about politics and intrigue in 17th century Italy, asks to play a ninja." — Andrew Rilstone

"RUDIMENTARY CREATURES OF MUD AND WOOD AND STONE, YOU TOUCH OUR MINDS AND BODIES AND CREATIONS, FUMBLING IN YOUR IGNORANCE, INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING THE NATURE OF OUR EXISTENCE. THERE IS A REALM OF REALITY SO FAR BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE IT. WE ARE MAN. OUR POTENTIAL IS ETERNAL, OUR PROGRESS IS INEXORABLE, OUR TRIUMPH IS INEVITABLE. BEFORE US, YOU ARE NOTHING. AND YOU WILL END, SHOULD WE EVER DEMAND IT." - The Eldritch Abomination

"The final curtain call fills our body with dread It's a shame to expire when we met our end. Cease your offerings for the unfortunate dead Silence your prayers I'll give them new life instead." - Creature Feature, Rise! Lazarus! Rise!

"The question I pose to you is simple. Who is to be the master, you or the bits of talented meat that secrete hormones for you? Your glands are the product of aeons of evolution, and they are not to be scorned, but neither are they to be obeyed blindly." — Prime Function Aki Zeta-5

"To endure is greater than to dare; to tire out hostile fortune; to be daunted by no difficulty; to keep heart when all have lost it; to go through intrigue spotless; and to forgo even ambition when the end is gained — who can say this is not greatness?" —William Makepeace Thackeray

*approaches EW With a strait Jacket and Tranq Gun*

#freehub2014

Ack, it was clear the clones were going ti win from the begining being the all-mighty "good guys" and all. Once-just once I would like to see a real CIS Victory.

Ah. The creature. One of my friends has a rather nice poem about it in his signature.

Ah. Warhammer 40k. Your unrelenting darkness and violence is always good at putting one's life into context.

As a wise man once said, any sufficiently advanced technology can be found in the table of contents of the Necronomicon-Ymper Trymon

Been reading your fanfics. DEATH is awesome.

Beware of Kobolds, for they are small and quick.

Buddy, look at my friend profile. I'm with "Sassy" in this one.

BZP is certainly a wonderful place.

Cleaning my inbox. Some of those messages were *old*.

Cobra Commander.

Dooku got captured by pirates! I can't stop laughing..