EmperorWhenua

So, after EW gor the Bloggie o' da Weak, posted for the 1,700th time and earned his Avohkii spinny, he is bored. :/ Please help make EW happy. ~EW~

Okay, so there is this thing called Blog of the Week. I won it this week. Big whoop. Truthfully, I really cannot say much more. What made me win it? My Star Wars fandom? Was it my essays? Maybe my picking on Omi? Anyone could have a blog every bit as wholesome as I am proud mine is, and I hope the aforementioned criteria were not used as the main purpose of my winning the award. What really makes a great blog is not the content, but the heart. Both of the maker and of the blog itself. When I look at my blog, I can be proud of it. It certainly is not the most popular, nor the most updated, nor the most informative, but it is done with the right intentions. My heart is in BZP and all I do here, and blogging is no exception. I strive for a quality blog, quality that I can truthfully say is a rarity in these days. I try to have quality content, and that is why you will not find any excess of anything here, because I do not want quantity. Also, there is the heart of the blog. It is made with respectism in mind, meaning that the center of the blog is the principles of respect, a perfect centerstone. Respect is not the only way to have a great blog, and I can attest to that. There are many blogs which have hugs as their centers, or perhaps simple fun filled. Others have their own unique aspects, such as being written by more than one person. But I belive that it is Respectism that makes my blog great. I accept this award for BotW with humility. It joins my other awards as another award, neither more or less important than the others. BTW, I seem to have gotten a "renewal" banner. If anyone has a clue as to whether this is incorrect or that I have won this award before, please let me know. I do not recall winning it before... ~EW~

I did the Tantative level first try. Not hard at all. And if you had read the latest blog entry, Neccy, you would know that I am at the Hoth level. ~EW~

Okay, okay, Mr. Technicalities. However, your truths fall to deaf ears as it does not look like I really care. ~EW~

Right. So in other words, you better save the fire playing for me. ~EW~

THERE! THAT IS THE CULPRIT!! ... And the Emp's lightsabers attacks seriously need work. EPIII made him a kickbutt duelist, but in the game he is just pointlessly weak. He becomes blaster fodder the second he spawns. ~EW~

Oh dear... *Hugs what is left of Tohu. In other words, a gear* ~EW~

Thanks to Gakurak, I am now addicted to a dance remix on what the internet is not. The internet is not-- The internet is not a big truck. The internet is not something you just dump something on. The internet is a series of tubes!... Sooo addicting... So I give a big (sarcastic) thanks to Gaku for sharing this with me, even though it seems to have taken over my life here. I have almost beaten SW: Battlefront II. The Hoth battle. Fun stuff. Shooting heavy lasers at a bunch of Rebs and seeing them all fly in a scattered heap is just too fun. But personaly, Vader sucks as a hero. The Emperor is worse. So, I have once again suffered from a lack of something to say. If my scanner worked, I could show off some of my art, including the Western Emo head drawing and my sketch of Toa Nakaii, or my renditions of other works of art. Must... make... scanner... work... ~EW~

Sorry, the best I can do as far as snow is concerned is a huge ice cube. That falls just like snow. And crashes in your backyard. ~EW~

ErHem! Have you not considered the use of a built-in security program such as a GPS tracker or an alarm for your laptop? Or maybe even a self destruct mechanism? And as for the lost memories, that is why there is such a thing as a portable hard drive. ~EW~

EW knows he has a blog and needs to update it accordingly. ... Oh! You were expecting more? I have been playing Battlefront II for the past two days. Really enjoying it. I've been toying with the instant action games and the conquest thing, as I am stuck at the Knightfall mission in story mode. Darn Temple Guards and their unlimited respawns. Stupid four bookcases. Bloody Jedi and their lightsabers. CTF is fairly fun, if not a little short. I love the times when the Imps will say "The Empire has voluntarily dropped the Rebel flag." The egoistical maniacs. Just now I completed a classification essay about castles. Yeah, castles, not Respectism. Fun stuff, those essays, and I have to admit that I am fairly good at them, if not the delays that come with them. I know you are itching for a smiley, right? ~EW~