EmperorWhenua

Ah! First custumer! *greedily takes money without intent of sending anything* ~EW~

Interesting... ~EW~

Congrats. ~EW~

Ah, but is this a genuine six-foot tall inflatable Omi? ~EW~

What is six feet tall, brazen headed and blows up? Why, a six foot tall inflatable Omi, of course! Imagine, being proud as you stand dwarfed next to this marvelous contraption, made by EW Inc.! To look up and see the beautiful facial expression, so dignified with that smirk and the ornate blunderbuss hoisted at its shoulder, that is life. When there is a holiday tint in the air, forget your Santa blowup and fetch this worderful contraption that includes a self inflating ego! His handsome appearance is sure to be the pride of your yard. Think of it! As you stand in your lawn with the Inflatable Omi by your side and you look over into your neighbor's yard. You have an Inflatable Omi; what does he have? some dwarven reindeer with a mini gnome? Pshaw! Look up to your Infaltable Omi with pride, cuz you will be the only person with this magnificent work of art on your block! Guaranteed! But wait! There's more! If you order within the next year or so, you will receive a genuine bonesiii Head of Logic (complete with glowing blue eyes!)! Whenever a random trickortreter comes knocking at your door begging for candy, your Head of Logic will spit out random phrases that are bonsy originals! Such as... "Sorry, that information is classified!" "I blame Evil Lord Survurlode!" "Forgetting things since... umm..." And many, many more! Over two phrases in total! Frighten your neighbor's kids with this wonderful contraption! But that is not all! Order within the next second and you will get a set of Fangirl-B-Gone! With just one spray of this potion, you will be relieved of fangirls of all sorts of Bionicles, from Kopaka to Zaktan! And how much does this fabulous bundle cost? Why, just $449.00 plus S&H! You heard right; do not adjust your glasses! You get the Inflatable Omi, the bonesiii Skull of Logic and the Fangirl-B-Gone for just the low price of $449.00 plus a small shipping and handling fee! That's a $0.00 value for just one low price! We accept you credit card via mail, too! So what are you waiting for?! Get yourself outta BZP and send your money to EW Inc. for this incredible bargain! You will not regret it! ~EW~

Am I glad I do not celebrate holoween. But here, on a long dead end that is mostly gravel, only one family I know of does the trick or treating thing, and they do not bother with our house. I mean, who would want to either climb a seven-foot tall chainlink fence or over a six-foot tall steel gate with spears, go up a driveway in a thicket of dark woords and face a guard dog, then have to knock at our front dood (frankly, I do not know which of our doors is the front door) at our chalet just to get shooed away because we do not celebrate the holiday? I guess noobs or suicidal people would. :shrug: ~EW~

Neccy- Problem: I should be gaining weight, not losing it. Adv, it is not that bad, but the rant remains. Phy; my mom is cruel, daz why. A Big Momma . ~PG~, that was completely uncalled for. In all due seriousness, it is meant for me to get a merit badge from the BSA (the Personal Fitness badge) but there are other ways to give your legs a it of muscle. (Stationary bike and a video game console, anybody? ) ~EW~

Hahli, I will likely have other chapters of the EW Glassary, so do not count you chickens before they hatch. ;-P Gaku, so true. ~EW~

Uhuh. ~EW~

My mom is making me walk for half an hour with her every morning now. Arrgh! ~EW~

But beware of the ego, bonsy... ~EW~

LOLs at the MiB joke. Like all your "interviews", outstandingly completed with a humongous grouping of humorousness. ~EW~

I see... ~EW~

*WOOKIE HUG* ~EW~