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Sniper Jo

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  1. Don't think you can.

  2. WIN-GORG joined your party!

    ...

    WIN-GORG's bolts worked loose and it collapsed. WIN-GORG became FAILGORG.

  3. I thought you were Fxo Fm Fvn

  4. Oh godz you're Katie

    Hur durr

  5. You try again and get GURKY. He says cool and sends you a robodrone with weapons.

  6. You call up KAHI. He asks you what are you calling him for he's not your weapons dealer and also how did you get this number.

    You say oh and hang up.

  7. It's GAVLA.

    Hardest guy to kill this side of LORD ENGLISH.

    Your client really knows how to pick 'em.

    Son of a banana.

  8. I request that, if you don't mind being a female character, you change to Rose, Jade or one of the remaining Trolls.

  9. Ennar gets bored and goes off. You decide to check your KILL LIST for your next target.

    ...

    Oh no. You're gonna have to get backup on this one.

    You call in AHO, GAZEBO (Tavros) and KALGOROHATH.

  10. I WANT TO KNOW

    HOW DO I BREEEATHE WITHOUT YOOOOOOOU

    IF YOU EVER GO

  11. You ignore the command and begin to sing "How Do I Live- Bunny Back in the Box Version".

    HOW DO I LIIIVE WITHOUT YOOOOOOOU

  12. You cannot use NIGHT OF THE LIVING MUFFIN without the blood of a pirate king!

    Diidn't I mention that? I'm sure I did.

  13. You mix together lots of MUFFIN DOUGH, several BLUEBERRIES, three ELF TEARS and one drop of PIE FILLING, but...

  14. LNUUUUUUUUUUUU

    PCHOOOOOOOOOO

  15. What? That's ridiculous.

    You execute BATTLE TECHNIQUE: MUFFINSTORM. A flurry of choc-chip muffins and BLADE TITAN947s flys towards Ennar, but he dodges easily.

  16. What? You don't have a QUICK STABBY KILLY BLADE!

    You just eqip the MUFFIN GENERATOR.

  17. Oh, gog. It's Ennar with his BLUR HAMMER. It's a deadly, flaming weapon that allows him to travel at insane speeds.

  18. You wear the scarf and be the rideHOLY CEE WHAT WAS THAT

  19. You rip the hub out of the ground telekinetically and fly over to Ennar's on it.

  20. You spin forwards to when the hub was first built, and Ikkad had only just entered. You stab him.

    ...

    Well, that was easy.

  21. It's a myyyyyyyystery

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