-Typhlok-

Whoa, that's harsh. Maybe you shouldn't go, unless this already happened, then I'm way behind...but, if not, you might end up looking like a fool. This hurts my brain...?

-T-

1. Is your name anything like Seran?

2. What's your fave band?

-T-

It's against my religion...but

WORSHIP

WORSHIP

WORSHIP

-T-

Thanks.

-T-

Way to go Seran!! Hope it goes well!! Unless you already had it...then I hope it already went well!! Whoo!! My love life sucks...sigh.

-T-

Wow...that's purdy dang awesome!!

-T-

May I have one?

If yes, I want it to be yellowy and white saying -T- on it. Thank you.

-T-

Ah, the Lemon Club. Greetings old friend. How've you been? I've been fine, thank you.

-T-

Congratulations, Arpy!! I kind of expected you to win for your heartwarming tale of the hard everyday life of a lemon. It was an awesome story.

~Typhlok the ANNOYer~

Lots of people are noticing the robot in my post. But then again, it is pretty freaking awesome. As am I, of course.

~Typhlok the ANNOYer~

Yay! Seven entries! I entered this time, though I don't stand a chance after reading all the others. At least I have a story AND a poem. Yay! Double thingie!! *starts doing the robot*

Don't underestimate the power of lemons...

~Typhlok the ANNOYer~

One day, a boy walked into a store. Then, for no apparent reason, he turned into a lemon. Simple as that. That boy/lemon was me. Yeah. Weird, I know. Imagine how I felt. I probably shouldn't have messed with Typhlok the Annoyer. I mean, he is the handsomest, awesomest, most lemony Toa of 'em all. Who was I to say, "Hey, Typhlok." I should have said, "Greetings, oh great Toa of Lemons." But enough of that. Here I am, sitting in the fruit section in a grocery store. I'm kind of bored, waiting for someone to come and buy then eat me 'cause I'm a lemon and all, so I made a poem:

I am just a sour lemon that's yellow

Just chilling out here and bein' all mellow

Waiting for someone to come and go eat me

Or maybe just put me 'round somewhere to let be

The flies that buzz around are really annoying

With rhymes and my thoughts in my mind I am toying

Just being a lemon boy!!

You could sing it if you want. Heck, I don't care, I'm just a sour lemon!! Hmmm...I think I need some lemon-aid...

~Typhlok the ANNOYer~

Whoa. I haven't checked the Lemon Club in a while, but only a small amount of people have posted in my lemony absence. Hmm...awesome. I'm not missing anything, then.

Mobilis in mobili.

~Typhlok the ANNOYer~

Congrats, Aanchir. You deserved it...*sniffle*...you really did. Now, you didn't see my entry. But Aanchir would have still won. But, yeah. Nice banner. Why does this always happen to me!! My camera always breaks before I can use it for contests. Oh well...

~Typhlok the ANNOYer~

Lemons. John Lemon. As in the Eatles. Paul McTartney and so forth and such which. Hee hee. Well, lemons. Lemony Snicket. I just realized there are members joining at the freakin' wazoo!! I mean, that's a lot of Lemon Club members! Whoa...

~Typhlok the ANNOYer~

Well...I got zapped so much times in one day at school that it's too numerous to mention. I was so desperate that at the moment they wrote zap on me with a marker I actually spit on it and rubbed it off. I know. Desperate-ality. Well, that's the reason I got zapped so many times. I was a challenge to the zappers. Whoever could actually zap me would be a zapping legend. Not really, but, you know, yeah. Who knew what they were going to make me say?? *shudders*

~Typhlok the ANNOYer~

Wow. Those designs are really intricate. I mean, I play the cello and I wonder if it's possible to make a cello with that dragon head scroll. Heck, what am I saying? Of course it's possible, but it's just harder to make a cello than a violin. Nice work. Great design. Nice use of the pegs. 10/10 . I'm just joking, as you can clearly state by my little friend's position. But it is kind of a MOC, with the dragon heads and all.

~Typhlok the ANNOYer~