Wrinkledlion X

What's Steven Colbert doing here?

Is good book.

Can I be promoted?

Mine was best. Either you keep it as is or I'll have to do it.

You can be my facets.

Hmmm? Do you celebrate Inauguration Day now? Because of time zones, perhaps?

The thing is, I don't get you mixed up as to who's who, but I simply think of you three as facets, in a way, of a single collective member, perhaps a sort of EmperorTakenturer. In this way, I rationalize your existence in a way strongly mirroring the Hindu concept of divinity.

Maybe I'm over-thinking this.

Until now I never made the connection.

So this EW everyone always talks about is EmperorWhenua, eh?

I can't tell you apart to be honest.

Shoulda gone with my entry...

Or the Codrex, maybe.

He is awesome.

Is it a being?

No

Licorice is the greatest thing ever.

Silence.

Tarduk I just like the look of in general, and his role as a treasure-hunter interests me.

And all my other choices are related to my choices in Glatorian. Because I'm not getting Tarix, Berix interests me for his head-color and the fact that I'd like to get a blue set at some point. On the other hand, though, I like Metus' appearance almost as much, and his story role seems amusing. I'd love to get Raanu as well because I want someone of every color, but money's a problem...

In Soviet Russia, you are shot for making bad joke.

ackshly he sayd yes but i need to get him ammos

I gave you a pluuus

There, fixed.

When you've clicked my Thornax, how do I access them? They're not in my inventory...

Wait I got it working.

Fish?

But there's nothing to click! It's all just blank white!

Oh, yeah. I'll get around to it.

Yay Skrall!

Okay, Joke's over.

What's this really about?

It's not a joke. Have you heard the news lately?