Well, the frame to my iPod touch is quite obiously bent; like someone grabbed both sides of it and twisted a little. As a result, the main body of the iPod sits cockeyed in the frame, and the power button doesn't function properly. So, I sent it in to Apple for servicing. After a day of "diagnostics", the technicians emailed me saying that they couldn't find anything physically wrong with my iPod. According to them, it's still in perfect condition, and they're sending it back to me.
Yipp-Arrrgghhh!