Nathan Evo

i liek waffels

OM NOM NOM

I LOST A BEE!

Quick, get me some food and make me forget about it!

I lost! =D

I never see half my Member Spotlight nominations anyway. =P

I once found ketchup in GREEN and PURPLE.

I prefer Not-So-Delayed Instant Tacos.

Oh, and I PMed you how I found out.

I recommend you wear dark clothing so it appears less noticeable.

Oh, and good job, by the way. We have word that a boy armed with a baseball bat is approaching the McGyiyg.

I remeber how my cousin had a demo version of Lego Racers (the original). Something about it creeped me out, though I don't remeber what.

I remember when I was lucky enough to defeat ten enemies in Cruel Brawl in SSBB. Good times.

*notices pattern in comments*

I saw it at a grocery store.

I saw your name and was all "Hey who is this guy and why is he on my friend list" and then I saw your posts and was all "Oh that's why"

I sort of figured you were playing the role of the disguise. Now why isn't the Burger King tied in a closet?

I think he doesn't care anymore. OR, he doesn't care about US anymore...

I think I have one of those somewhere...

*clears hard drive looking for kraata*

Well, there goes TMU: Episode 13.

I think I should start it, actually. I posted the first comic. =P

I though it was contortical!

I thought I SENT the PM! What happened?!

I tried fixing it. That's the cheapest light bulb I've ever seen.

I updated the rules. You can now make two more, if you want!

i wihs hte wurld wuz moar liek halo

I won. >.

I'll have to edit my sig.

I'm actually thinking about quitting comedy-writing. No one appreciates my work, and all I get is blade_titan974, who I believe is stalking me.

I'm already aware you're supposed to mail them, Blade. In fact, how'd you think I got in second (subject to change) on Ebba's contest?

I'm guessing you haven't heard the news...