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  1. Boogie Monsta
    Well, I'm leaving at 5 in the morning, I won't be on BZP anymore til Monday.
    Cya all, 'specially my good friends, good luck with the RPG, Ori, and g'bye to my friends I didn't see on Xfire or MSN.
     
    Also, everyone who reads this please wish me luck/pray for me/(whatever your religion/not having a religion would do) and my team to do well at robotics. If anyone wants to watch the webcast, they can PM Boba Fett for the link. I'm Team 122.
     
     
    Bye, alla ya!
  3. Boogie Monsta
    Well, I've seen how people like my jokes and things I post here, and decided to give you guys more. But, this time, it'll be better.
     
    In the form of pictures! From now until...whenever I run out/get bored of doing it, I'll post pics of funny signs, stuff, shirts, and all that.
     
    So...you have that to look forward to!
     
    Let's start off with one of my personal favorites.
     
    Always remember your priorities!

     
    Comments welcome on this and all.
  7. Boogie Monsta
    I was at a gas station, right? And I say a sign that said, "Do not siphon gas with your mouth."
     
    You know you live in a too-far-gone generation when you need that sign...
     
    Can't you imagine somebody?
     
    "Well, I put in my card.....Pulled that little switch.....But the gas still doesn't come out. Maybe it's time to start siphoning the gas with my mouth. Seems to be the next logical step..."
  8. Boogie Monsta

    Little Kids' Games

    By Boogie Monsta,

    Did you ever notice that little kids try to make up games to hurt themselves?
    For example, when I was smaller, we'd build a ramp, get our bikes, and have one kid ride full speed towards it, and see how far and high he could go.
     
     
    And that's as far as we planned.
     
    The kid's flying through the air: "What do we do now?"
    Kids on the ground: "We don't know! This is as far as we planned!"
     
    You know what's really fun? Being that kid sent in to calm mom down before you bring in the banged-up friend.
     
    "Hey mom! Everything's fine! (you know she bought that) I just thought I'd come running in here, at full speed. *hard breathing* "Oh, you know Kevin? Of course, of course. Well, you know how his arm usually bends like that? Well, it ain't bending like that anymore. But we've got it all under control, so it's ok. But since you said you were going to go get milk later, you might just want to take him to the hospital with you. And if you get peanut butter, get smooth!"
     
     
    But you know what it's gonna be like by the time we're parents....
     
    "Hey dad! Throw that brick at me and see if I get out of the way! It's a new game, it's called dodgebrick! It's great! I'll turn around and try to listen for the wind!"
     
    And not until the brick leaves your hand do you think that this may not be a good idea...
  9. Boogie Monsta

    2 Types Of People

    By Boogie Monsta,

    I heard this on a comedian's routine, and I thought I'd share it with ya'll.
     
    There are 2 types of people in this world. Jeopardy people, and Wheel of Fortune people.
     
    You flip the channel to Jeopardy, and they're like, "I'll take Puerto Rican Political Economics in the 1850's for 300, please."
     
    You flip to Wheel of Fortune, and they're like, "I want a L! Can I have a L? L is my favorite letter!"
     
    XD
  10. Boogie Monsta

    It's Me Birfday!

    By Boogie Monsta,

    Just wanted to say, it's me birthday! Thanks to all ya'll who posted in me birthday topic, (generously made by VM), and no, you still don't get to know how old I really am. Nyah!
  11. Boogie Monsta

    Trojan Problems.

    By Boogie Monsta,

    Gah. I've been trying to get on BZP, but every time I do this thing pops up that says, "Trojan!xsn" (or something like that, has Trojan! in it) "has been automatically deleted, as it is a high risk for viruses.
     
    So I can't be on that much until this stops, cuz it's slowing down the lappy a WHOLE lot when I do it.
  12. Boogie Monsta

    Biollante!

    By Boogie Monsta,

    I FINALLY unlocked Biolante in G-zilla! She is totally awesome to play as. Her attack rating is the highest it can be, and with good reason. Her huge maw full of teeth and whipping vines hurt a lot. All of her other attacks are strong, likewise. For her throw, she inhales the enemy's head, hurls them up in the air, hits them with vines, and lets them fall. Her only downside is that she can just barely move. Having no legs makes it tough...
    This is Biolante, for those who don't know.

  14. Boogie Monsta
    This one's short and sweet. Most of it fit in the siggy.

    Them Bones - Alice in Chains
    I believe them bones are me
    Some say were born into the grave
    I feel so alone, gonna end up a
    Big ole pile a them bones
     
    Dust rise right on over my time
    Empty fossil of the new scene
    I feel so alone, gonna wind up a
    Big ole pile a them bones
     
    Toll due bad dream come true
    I lie dead gone under red sky
    I feel so alone, gonna end up a
    Big ole pile a them bones
  15. Boogie Monsta
    I got it for Christmas, and it's awesome! The gameplay is unique, because combinations of swinging the Wiimote and hitting different buttons constitute different attacks and combos. The environments are stunning, although the degree of realisticness is not quite perfect. Trashed buildings sink into the ground, leaving no rubble. But unless you're someone who's obsessed with realism, you'll love the environments. The story mode is pretty in-depth, with different story missions for every monster, and even then they're not all the same. There are lots of unlockable characters, too, making replay value high, until you unlock every character and beat story mode with them. Even then, it's still a fun multi-player brawling game. I wouldn't say it's as good as Smash Bros, but it's a solid game, with engaging play and replay value to spare. I recommend that if you have a Wii, and 50 bucks, pick this game up, even if you're not a die-hard Godzilla fan. Here's some screenshots of the game:
     
    (Unfortunately, they contained the address of a site with forums)
  18. Boogie Monsta
    This day is the day for all men to stand up and say, "Yes, I am a Man." And "Yes, I will step up and do manly things and whatever I want to do on this glorious day!"
    Come, make history! Be a part of National Man day. Take the world by the throat and tell them it's ok to watch Rocky movies all day. Tell them it's fine if you sit in your favorite chair and scratch yourself. Tell them it's normal to go shoot stuff or blow something up. Why? Because YOU ARE A MAN!!!
    You aren't some nancy that likes to frolic in the fields, unless it's a field of mines and you have an AK47 and a hand full of grenades... Then you really are a man!
    Yes, on this day, men across the nation will be saying, "Screw you salad bar, with your salad and light dressings!" Men will step up and say, "I'll take that 20 oz steak, and yes, I'll eat it all. Because I'm a man!"
     

  21. Boogie Monsta
    So I randomly got inspiration and drew this today:
    Link (it's better if you zoom in)
    I guess the idea behind it is a dude wrote that and carried it with him, and he just got killed by something.
    I intend on adding in an arm, and possibly other stuff later.
     
    Thoughts? Criticisms?
  24. Boogie Monsta

    Shooter Games

    By Boogie Monsta,

    They always start out so innocently. When you start you do good, bullets kill people like they should..
    Then the tireder you get, the closer it gets to when your bullets are like IMMA HIT YOU and the enemy's like OH NO YOU DI'IN'T and the bullet's like Oh its k lol
     
    Ya know?
     
    ~~~>
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